Good, this can't be eaten
Chapter 9 [Catching Insects]
After Xie arrived at the place late, it was already very late. She was going to find a hotel directly to sleep for the night, but who knew that she had just got off the plane and turned on her mobile phone to report her nephew's safety, when she received a call.
The main reason was that the call was an unknown one, she hadn't made a note, Xie Chi hesitated for three seconds before answering: "Hello."
"Achi~ Are you in City G now?"
After Xie Chi heard this voice, his expression became extremely serious: "No, no, I'm not here."
There was probably half a minute of silence over there, and soon a female voice changed: "Darling, aren't you in City G? I thought we would meet if you were here, but it's been a long time since we've seen each other. is you."
Xie Chi: "I'm here, I'm at the airport right now."
"Wow! You are there when your pretty sister is looking for you, but you are not there when I am looking for you, you little heartless!" The man who got his phone back said in a crying voice: "You were not like this before. Yes, you were pretty good before."
Xie Chi: ...
"Oh, don't worry about him, I'll pick you up at the airport right away." Sister Qiao said in a gentle voice, "Stay where you are and don't move. I'll be there in 10 minutes at most."
Then, sure enough, within 10 minutes, a sports car with a particularly flamboyant color stopped in front of Xie Chi. Cute pull out yo.
Anyway, it was dark and no one saw it, and the black air ball was hanging around her neck, a bunch of arrogant ones.
The sports car stopped abruptly in front of Xie Chi. The driver was a woman who still wore sunglasses at night. She was long and straight in black, with a red skirt and a protruding front. The young man in the co-pilot got down and opened the door for Xie Chi.
"Let's go, Miss Qiao treats you to dinner."
"Sister Qiao, Senior Brother." Xie Chi followed into the car, and the driver was Sister Qiao, whose full name was unknown, but everyone called her A Qiao anyway, and she had been on the mountain since Xie Chi could remember.
A Qiao always said that she had only been dead for a few years, claiming that she was only 18 years old when she was alive, so that everyone on the mountain called her A Qiao, only Xie Chi was still a white and soft dumpling at that time, who could call her Sister Qiao.
The senior brother on the co-pilot was Xie Chi's third senior brother Yun Xu, who was obviously very talented, but he was afraid of ghosts when he was young. In order to train him, his master always let the little ghosts raised on the mountain scare him, so Xie Chi's memory The third senior brother always looks like he has to cry every day.
Ah Qiao has always been very bearish, it seems that she was taken back to the mountain by her master when she played a prank on others, so she especially likes to bully Yun Xu.
It is worth mentioning that...the two are now boyfriend and girlfriend, and they have been together for almost eight years.
After Ah Qiao started driving, Yun Xu asked Xie Chi aggrievedly: "Little Junior Sister, you are obviously in City G, why did you lie to me that you were not there..."
Yunxu's face is tender, she is almost 30, she still looks like her early 20s, especially her eyes, although they are single eyelids, but they are big, I don't know if she cried a lot when she was young, she looks like a juicy, accusing eyes When looking at Xie Chi, Xie Chi actually felt some guilt in his heart.
"Aren't I joking with you?" Xie Chi quickly changed the subject: "How did you know that I came to City G? Was it calculated again?"
Yun Xu smiled embarrassingly: "I happened to be here on a business trip, so when I had nothing to do on the road, I figured out a rough idea, so I called my nephew and asked for your mobile phone number."
Sure enough...
Xie Chi's expression is serene. There is a reason for her to avoid Yun Xu. My senior brother is a silly and sweet crybaby. He has shown a very high talent in calculation since he was a child. He has been doing nothing since he was a child. You can't hide it from him, but he is still the kind of person who will tell your hidden secrets with an innocent expression.
To give a very embarrassing example, when Xie Chi drank too much fruit juice when he was seven years old, he wet the bed for a long time. When he got up the next morning, he felt guilty and ashamed and wanted to destroy the evidence. She finally washed the bed sheets , The young palms are red from rubbing, take them to dry.
Then, when everyone was eating together, a few senior brothers and sisters asked her why she got up so early with a smile, Yun Xu looked innocent: "She wet the bed and got up to wash the sheets, I counted it all."
Thinking of the past, Xie Chi's smile gradually became ferocious.
Ah Qiao is very disrespectful to her boyfriend: "Don't you know what kind of rookie you are? Ah Chi doesn't even want to see you. You can see Ah Chi because of my blessing, okay? Ah Chi, I forgot to ask just now, this on your neck is..."
Speaking of this, Xie Chi's eyes lit up, and he held the black air balls in both hands to show Yun Xu and A Qiao: "I raised them! It's called Xiao Hei, isn't it cute?"
Ah Qiao: ...
Although I've heard about Xie Chi's raising ghosts before, it seems that he picked them up on the way down the mountain, and he wrote back to the mountain to ask his senior brother who is good at raising ghosts, but seeing it now, I still have some strange feelings.
Mainly... kind of ugly.
A Qiao has always loved Xie Chi very much, the word "a little ugly" rolled down her throat a few times, and finally swallowed it down: "It's quite special..."
Yun Xu didn't need to drive, but turned her head around and poked the black air ball with her finger, with a look of surprise on her face: "It's so ugly, so ugly and strange, I've never seen it before... Aww! Why did you hit me, little sister?" I!"
He held his forehead with tears in his eyes: "It's...it hurts..."
"Go away." Xie Chi pushed him away with his palm against his face: "You have no eyes at all! I don't want to talk to you!"
Yunxu: QAQ
A Qiao glanced at her stupid boyfriend pityingly from the corner of her eye, and said, "The one you raised seems to have suffered a serious injury, and its soul and body can't be solidified anymore, huh? Is there any blood food for it, but?" It’s not enough, I came out in a hurry, and I didn’t bring many things with me, but I collected a lot of things that are good for the soul and body in the early years, and I’ll send you some when I go back to the mountain.”
"Thank you sister Qiao." Xie Chi didn't refuse at all, because their sister Qiao...is very rich and doesn't care about those things at all. If you don't accept her, you will feel that you look down on her.
Soon they arrived at their destination, at the entrance of a private restaurant. This restaurant was opened by a family member of the same company. It has branches in many cities across the country. Some of them have ghosts in their group. It is most convenient to come to this kind of restaurant.
The waiter led them into the private room, first brought up the free tea and fruit plate, and then went out after Xie Chi and the others finished ordering. The privacy here is very good, and they will only guard the door if there is no order from the customer wait.
While waiting for the food, Xie Chi also learned the reason why Yunxu came here. Yunxu has a regular customer, and this old refers not only to regular customers, but also to his age.
At this age, it is really inconvenient to go to Yunxu in person, so Yunxu thoughtfully provided it, just in time to hang out with Aqiao.
Xie Chi suddenly realized: "The most important thing is to come out and play, right?"
Yun Xu immediately looked shy: "We are getting married."
"Congratulations." Xie Chi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "But..."
Ah Qiao seemed more stable by the side: "I originally thought that it didn't matter if there was a ceremony or not in this situation between the two of us. If he insists on making up one, then let's make it up."
What they are going to hold is obviously not an ordinary wedding, but a yin marriage. After the yin marriage, Aqiao and Yun Xu will be a real couple. Even if the laws of the world do not recognize it, the underworld does.
Humans and ghosts have different paths, these words are not just words, Xie Chi is very pleased that the two of them have come to this point, but also a little bit worried.
When Yun Xu heard what A Qiao said, her expression gradually became aggrieved: "I...I always want to give you a title..."
"That's not important." A Qiao took off her sunglasses a long time ago. Her eyes were reddish, and her eyebrows were extremely charming. Even if she was just lazily holding her chin, she looked seductively beautiful.
Yunxu: QAQ
"Then...then what I want..."
"Alas? Don't cry, don't you all promise to marry you?" Aqiao held Yunzheng's cheek, calmly kissed the corner of his eyes, and his voice was low: "I cry again. "
The aggrieved Yun Xu: "Hmm..."
Xie Chi sighed and covered his eyes. He always felt that there was nothing wrong with A Qiao and Yun Xu's sex being reversed. Forget it, as long as they were happy.
Seeing Xie Chi's expression, Ah Qiao giggled again: "Don't look at us like that, we didn't mean to abuse the dog on purpose, Ah Chi is so cute, finding a boyfriend is easy, right?"
Xie Chi hugged his little cutie and rubbed it. After all, the black air balls are made up of Yin Qi, and they are cool and comfortable when rubbed against them: "It's enough for me to have Xiao Hei."
"Not enough, can Xiao Hei warm your bed? Xiao Hei can give you... um..."
Yun Xu covered A Qiao's mouth: "A Chi is still young..."
"It's not too young anymore, once you get a boyfriend, you will naturally become an adult." A Qiao winked, and then said, "Don't keep treating Ah Chi like a child."
The black air ball remained motionless, softly sticking to Xie Chi's face. After a long time, her soft tentacles secretly encircled Xie Chi's fingers, and a new concept suddenly appeared in her chaotic brain due to the severe trauma.
This concept is called boyfriend.
Yun Xu is A Qiao's boyfriend, so A Qiao will hug him and kiss him, and her boyfriend can... still sleep with...
Obviously only instinct and simple consciousness are left, and there should be nothing but black air balls in the brain except the basic appetite and desire to survive, and the mood suddenly fluctuates violently.
What is a boyfriend?
Want... want to be Xie Chi's boyfriend...
There was also an emotion called shyness that swept through her whole dumpling, and the soft dumpling turned into a puddle directly in Xie Chi's hands.
I want to sleep with Xie Chi...
The author has something to say: finished writing hahahaha (this person is crazy)
The main reason was that the call was an unknown one, she hadn't made a note, Xie Chi hesitated for three seconds before answering: "Hello."
"Achi~ Are you in City G now?"
After Xie Chi heard this voice, his expression became extremely serious: "No, no, I'm not here."
There was probably half a minute of silence over there, and soon a female voice changed: "Darling, aren't you in City G? I thought we would meet if you were here, but it's been a long time since we've seen each other. is you."
Xie Chi: "I'm here, I'm at the airport right now."
"Wow! You are there when your pretty sister is looking for you, but you are not there when I am looking for you, you little heartless!" The man who got his phone back said in a crying voice: "You were not like this before. Yes, you were pretty good before."
Xie Chi: ...
"Oh, don't worry about him, I'll pick you up at the airport right away." Sister Qiao said in a gentle voice, "Stay where you are and don't move. I'll be there in 10 minutes at most."
Then, sure enough, within 10 minutes, a sports car with a particularly flamboyant color stopped in front of Xie Chi. Cute pull out yo.
Anyway, it was dark and no one saw it, and the black air ball was hanging around her neck, a bunch of arrogant ones.
The sports car stopped abruptly in front of Xie Chi. The driver was a woman who still wore sunglasses at night. She was long and straight in black, with a red skirt and a protruding front. The young man in the co-pilot got down and opened the door for Xie Chi.
"Let's go, Miss Qiao treats you to dinner."
"Sister Qiao, Senior Brother." Xie Chi followed into the car, and the driver was Sister Qiao, whose full name was unknown, but everyone called her A Qiao anyway, and she had been on the mountain since Xie Chi could remember.
A Qiao always said that she had only been dead for a few years, claiming that she was only 18 years old when she was alive, so that everyone on the mountain called her A Qiao, only Xie Chi was still a white and soft dumpling at that time, who could call her Sister Qiao.
The senior brother on the co-pilot was Xie Chi's third senior brother Yun Xu, who was obviously very talented, but he was afraid of ghosts when he was young. In order to train him, his master always let the little ghosts raised on the mountain scare him, so Xie Chi's memory The third senior brother always looks like he has to cry every day.
Ah Qiao has always been very bearish, it seems that she was taken back to the mountain by her master when she played a prank on others, so she especially likes to bully Yun Xu.
It is worth mentioning that...the two are now boyfriend and girlfriend, and they have been together for almost eight years.
After Ah Qiao started driving, Yun Xu asked Xie Chi aggrievedly: "Little Junior Sister, you are obviously in City G, why did you lie to me that you were not there..."
Yunxu's face is tender, she is almost 30, she still looks like her early 20s, especially her eyes, although they are single eyelids, but they are big, I don't know if she cried a lot when she was young, she looks like a juicy, accusing eyes When looking at Xie Chi, Xie Chi actually felt some guilt in his heart.
"Aren't I joking with you?" Xie Chi quickly changed the subject: "How did you know that I came to City G? Was it calculated again?"
Yun Xu smiled embarrassingly: "I happened to be here on a business trip, so when I had nothing to do on the road, I figured out a rough idea, so I called my nephew and asked for your mobile phone number."
Sure enough...
Xie Chi's expression is serene. There is a reason for her to avoid Yun Xu. My senior brother is a silly and sweet crybaby. He has shown a very high talent in calculation since he was a child. He has been doing nothing since he was a child. You can't hide it from him, but he is still the kind of person who will tell your hidden secrets with an innocent expression.
To give a very embarrassing example, when Xie Chi drank too much fruit juice when he was seven years old, he wet the bed for a long time. When he got up the next morning, he felt guilty and ashamed and wanted to destroy the evidence. She finally washed the bed sheets , The young palms are red from rubbing, take them to dry.
Then, when everyone was eating together, a few senior brothers and sisters asked her why she got up so early with a smile, Yun Xu looked innocent: "She wet the bed and got up to wash the sheets, I counted it all."
Thinking of the past, Xie Chi's smile gradually became ferocious.
Ah Qiao is very disrespectful to her boyfriend: "Don't you know what kind of rookie you are? Ah Chi doesn't even want to see you. You can see Ah Chi because of my blessing, okay? Ah Chi, I forgot to ask just now, this on your neck is..."
Speaking of this, Xie Chi's eyes lit up, and he held the black air balls in both hands to show Yun Xu and A Qiao: "I raised them! It's called Xiao Hei, isn't it cute?"
Ah Qiao: ...
Although I've heard about Xie Chi's raising ghosts before, it seems that he picked them up on the way down the mountain, and he wrote back to the mountain to ask his senior brother who is good at raising ghosts, but seeing it now, I still have some strange feelings.
Mainly... kind of ugly.
A Qiao has always loved Xie Chi very much, the word "a little ugly" rolled down her throat a few times, and finally swallowed it down: "It's quite special..."
Yun Xu didn't need to drive, but turned her head around and poked the black air ball with her finger, with a look of surprise on her face: "It's so ugly, so ugly and strange, I've never seen it before... Aww! Why did you hit me, little sister?" I!"
He held his forehead with tears in his eyes: "It's...it hurts..."
"Go away." Xie Chi pushed him away with his palm against his face: "You have no eyes at all! I don't want to talk to you!"
Yunxu: QAQ
A Qiao glanced at her stupid boyfriend pityingly from the corner of her eye, and said, "The one you raised seems to have suffered a serious injury, and its soul and body can't be solidified anymore, huh? Is there any blood food for it, but?" It’s not enough, I came out in a hurry, and I didn’t bring many things with me, but I collected a lot of things that are good for the soul and body in the early years, and I’ll send you some when I go back to the mountain.”
"Thank you sister Qiao." Xie Chi didn't refuse at all, because their sister Qiao...is very rich and doesn't care about those things at all. If you don't accept her, you will feel that you look down on her.
Soon they arrived at their destination, at the entrance of a private restaurant. This restaurant was opened by a family member of the same company. It has branches in many cities across the country. Some of them have ghosts in their group. It is most convenient to come to this kind of restaurant.
The waiter led them into the private room, first brought up the free tea and fruit plate, and then went out after Xie Chi and the others finished ordering. The privacy here is very good, and they will only guard the door if there is no order from the customer wait.
While waiting for the food, Xie Chi also learned the reason why Yunxu came here. Yunxu has a regular customer, and this old refers not only to regular customers, but also to his age.
At this age, it is really inconvenient to go to Yunxu in person, so Yunxu thoughtfully provided it, just in time to hang out with Aqiao.
Xie Chi suddenly realized: "The most important thing is to come out and play, right?"
Yun Xu immediately looked shy: "We are getting married."
"Congratulations." Xie Chi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "But..."
Ah Qiao seemed more stable by the side: "I originally thought that it didn't matter if there was a ceremony or not in this situation between the two of us. If he insists on making up one, then let's make it up."
What they are going to hold is obviously not an ordinary wedding, but a yin marriage. After the yin marriage, Aqiao and Yun Xu will be a real couple. Even if the laws of the world do not recognize it, the underworld does.
Humans and ghosts have different paths, these words are not just words, Xie Chi is very pleased that the two of them have come to this point, but also a little bit worried.
When Yun Xu heard what A Qiao said, her expression gradually became aggrieved: "I...I always want to give you a title..."
"That's not important." A Qiao took off her sunglasses a long time ago. Her eyes were reddish, and her eyebrows were extremely charming. Even if she was just lazily holding her chin, she looked seductively beautiful.
Yunxu: QAQ
"Then...then what I want..."
"Alas? Don't cry, don't you all promise to marry you?" Aqiao held Yunzheng's cheek, calmly kissed the corner of his eyes, and his voice was low: "I cry again. "
The aggrieved Yun Xu: "Hmm..."
Xie Chi sighed and covered his eyes. He always felt that there was nothing wrong with A Qiao and Yun Xu's sex being reversed. Forget it, as long as they were happy.
Seeing Xie Chi's expression, Ah Qiao giggled again: "Don't look at us like that, we didn't mean to abuse the dog on purpose, Ah Chi is so cute, finding a boyfriend is easy, right?"
Xie Chi hugged his little cutie and rubbed it. After all, the black air balls are made up of Yin Qi, and they are cool and comfortable when rubbed against them: "It's enough for me to have Xiao Hei."
"Not enough, can Xiao Hei warm your bed? Xiao Hei can give you... um..."
Yun Xu covered A Qiao's mouth: "A Chi is still young..."
"It's not too young anymore, once you get a boyfriend, you will naturally become an adult." A Qiao winked, and then said, "Don't keep treating Ah Chi like a child."
The black air ball remained motionless, softly sticking to Xie Chi's face. After a long time, her soft tentacles secretly encircled Xie Chi's fingers, and a new concept suddenly appeared in her chaotic brain due to the severe trauma.
This concept is called boyfriend.
Yun Xu is A Qiao's boyfriend, so A Qiao will hug him and kiss him, and her boyfriend can... still sleep with...
Obviously only instinct and simple consciousness are left, and there should be nothing but black air balls in the brain except the basic appetite and desire to survive, and the mood suddenly fluctuates violently.
What is a boyfriend?
Want... want to be Xie Chi's boyfriend...
There was also an emotion called shyness that swept through her whole dumpling, and the soft dumpling turned into a puddle directly in Xie Chi's hands.
I want to sleep with Xie Chi...
The author has something to say: finished writing hahahaha (this person is crazy)
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