Good, this can't be eaten

Xie Chi didn't speak, and stood there pretending to be cold.

Several villagers look at each other, their eyes are full of doubts, because... they really look like liars!

Meng Shu turned his expression cold, and then said: "Oh, my master is a master. He just came back from subduing spirit monsters in the mountains. When he passed by you, he found something strange here, so he came here to have a look. Usually, he would like to ask my master to do it. matter, at least this amount.”

He raised five fingers, and the villagers took a deep breath. One of them said tremblingly, "Five...five thousand?"

Meng Shu: ...

"50 million!"

He originally wanted to brag a little higher. After all, 50 sounds really unreasonable, but after looking at this group of people, he felt that no one would believe his bragging.

"!!" All the villagers stared wide-eyed, and the hoes in their hands were trembling slightly. One of them couldn't help but said, "You're lying!"

"Oh." Meng Shu's upper eyelids drooped, and the old god said, "The eyelids are too shallow. I'm afraid you won't believe what I said, so let's just tell the truth."

"The reason why we diverted to come here is because we feel that the surrounding area of ​​your village is very dark! I'm afraid that many people have died in the past few days? And they have died continuously." Meng Shu said in a dark tone: "And it's still going on. "

Several people gasped: "Yes... yes yes yes!"

"Wait! This incident in our village is quite big, and it's normal to hear that it doesn't prove that you are not liars." Someone who was a little smarter boldly said: "You have other things to prove Is it?"

"Master, what do you think?" Meng Shu looked at Xie Chi, who nodded expressionlessly, looking like a master.

"Since my master has agreed, let's make an exception and tell fortunes for you guys." Meng Shu cleared his throat, and then said, "Who will come first? Tell me clearly what you want to count."

Several villagers looked at each other, pushing and yelling, and pushed one of them out. The villager was a little short, dry and thin, and his eyes kept wandering around Xie Chi: "I want to calculate." Marriage."

Although Meng Shu is best at feng shui, he also has some skills in meeting people. He raised his eyelids and said, "Single, have no date so far?"

"Your marriage line is very shallow. You used to have a marriage, but it was cut off by yourself. You only have two marriages. The other one is after 70 years old."

That person was like a sky-swapping monkey, almost jumped up, and the people around him patted him on the shoulder crazily: "Damn! Did you mean you... about that?"

"It's so accurate! I remember someone told Goudan about a woman, right? Although it was a dead man with a doll, Goudan disliked him for being old and brought a male doll with him, so he didn't agree."

"Yes! There is such a thing! It's really accurate!"

Goudan's family used to have a little money, but he was defeated by himself. He was short and thin, and had no family background. Since then, he has never found a partner.

Goudan was crying at the time: "No...isn't it? I really have to be 70 years old to find a wife?"

Someone comforted him: "This at least means that you can live to 70."

"It's not a hit, and I can't force it." Meng Shu pretended to be a master: "Is there anyone else? Hurry up, don't waste my master's time."

"I'll come, I'll come!" Someone squeezed to the front, this time it was a middle-aged man with a stronger figure, who should be around 40 years old: "I want to do the math for my mother."

After he said this, Meng Shu said: "Your mother's illness will not be cured in a short time. It is a catastrophe that she must survive. If she can survive it, it will be no problem to live to ninety in good health. If you can't..."

"How did you know my mother was sick!" The middle-aged man said in surprise, and the rest of the villagers were also stunned: "Oh my god, it's amazing!"

"I've only learned [-]% of my master's ability, but this little thing can still be counted." Meng Shu waved his hand: "Is there anyone else? If not, let my master go in, and life is at stake! And my master is busy, so I can't help it." There are millions of minutes, how can I delay time with you here."

"Master! Master! Let me do the math first!"

"I also want to figure out when my wife will be pregnant!"

"I want to calculate how many litters our old sow can have."

They obviously already believed that Xie Chi was a master, and the master's young apprentices all had such abilities, so how amazing is the master himself?

Meng Shu...

Meng Shu didn't want to calculate how many litters their old sow could have, and said with a dark face: "If it's not a big deal, let's wait until my master solves the problems in your village. If there is no accident, I will stay again at that time One night, I can do the math for you."

As soon as he said this, several other people started to cheer. They surrounded Xie Chi and the three of them, and walked towards the village, each with a more excited expression.

Their formation is so large, the other people in the village naturally saw it from a distance, some looked around curiously, and some asked directly: "God, what's the matter with you?"

"This is a master." Goudan said beamingly: "The fortune-telling is amazing. I heard that something happened in our village, so I came here to help us!"

Naturally, other people in the village had never seen Xie Chi's abilities, so they were skeptical. Xie Chi took the dumpling and walked in with Meng Shu, ignoring them at all, because those villagers would explain Yes, now all they have to do is stay in style.

The village head and others heard the news soon, and then came out. Those who can become the head of a village must have a more flexible mind, and they have more doubts about Xie Chi and the others.

Especially when something like this happened in their village, they were naturally more vigilant.

The village head led people to stop them first, but he was not sure if Xie Chi was really capable. The more superstitious people are, the less they dare to offend those who may be masters of metaphysics, because if they want to mess with you, you Maybe he didn't even know how he died.

So the village head just like a smirking boy, with an awkward but polite smile on his face: "A friend comes from afar..."

Hmm, forgot the second part.

"Take the guests to rest first." He forcibly held his respect, and then asked a young man to take Xie Chi and the others to rest, and he took the dog and the others to another place, probably wanting to ask in detail.

Xie Chi followed the young man and arrived at a fairly clean house. The young man poured water for them and then disappeared.

Xie Chi asked Tuanzi to let the tentacles go out, making sure that no one was around, at least no one was listening to them, and then he glanced at Meng Shu.

Meng Shu stretched his muscles and let out a long breath: "Oh my god, I'm too tired to put on airs, but fortunately, we've already got in, as long as we get in, we can talk about anything..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Xie Chi turn on the screen of his mobile phone for him. The screen of the mobile phone was full of bullet screens, densely packed, and he couldn't count how many there were.

Some still praised the cute dumplings and Meng Shu's style, but because the camera was worn on Xie Chi's chest, Xie Chi's face could not be seen, and the number of people who praised her beauty was slightly reduced.

However, it's more...

'The calculation is so accurate, it can't be a random guess, right?So... is the little brother assistant really capable? '

"I remember Xie Xie when I first met my assistant brother, he was wearing a Taoist robe and said he was a Taoist priest..."

'Thank you this time, how are you going to fool... No, answer the truth? '

'Looking at the reactions of the villagers, the assistant should have said everything correctly, right?So here comes the question, is the assistant really a Taoist? '

'I think it must be. To be honest, the more I watch Xie Xie's live broadcast, the more I feel that there must be ghosts in this world, and there must be unnatural forces. Since there are ghosts, then it doesn't matter if you can tell fortunes! '

"Finally came to my favorite part, the bench has been moved, anchor, the microphone is here for you, you can start making up"

'What about breaking the feudal superstition? '

'Thanks for the rollover this time? '

'Great to hear and see! '

"Everyone be quiet, the lighting engineer is ready, the microphone is handed over to you, assistant brother, please start your story"

Meng Shu: ...

He wasn't under a lot of pressure at first, but Xie Chi and Tuanzi, one big and one small, stared at him closely, their eyes filled with: Take responsibility for yourself, take care of what you do, you see What to do, we can't do anything anyway.

Look at the boss, then look at the barrage.

The only one in the barrage that worked hard to put Xie Chi on the right track was Monk Merry.

That is Sun Wen.

But it's hard to support alone... More hahahaha, and waiting for Meng Shu to explain.

The time has come to test the ability of people to make up stories.

Meng Shu felt that there was cold sweat on his forehead, but he didn't dare to wipe it off. He braced himself and straightened his body, with a calm look: "You...have never met a liar?"

"Is what the liar said true? Did he speak to your heart? Did it make you feel that he has real skills?"

'Have! '

'Not to mention, I met a fortune teller before, probably when I was 17 years old, he was so accurate, I thought he was real!He said that there were three catastrophes in my life, once when I was a child, once when I was a child, and once when I was 26!When I was young, I actually fell into the river once and almost couldn't be saved!Until he told me, if you give me 500 yuan, I will change your life! '

'Hahaha your life is only worth 500 yuan! '

'It's too real, 500 yuan will change your life hahaha! '

'I, Zhang Daoling, make money'

'so what?Don't change the subject! '

Meng Shu: ...

Today's audience is hard to fool.

Damn, he has been poor in Chinese since he was a child!Especially composition, is it too late to learn now?