Good, this can't be eaten

The sun is very warm, and it will itch slightly on the face after a long time. Xie Chi felt that his eyelids were stuck by glue, and he opened them after working hard for a long time.

No way, last night was the wedding night, so it was too late.

Don't get me wrong, it's not because of the bridal chamber wedding night, so I have no restraint. On the contrary, our classmate Xie Chi has no sexual life for almost half a month.

because……

"Wake up, baby..." Xie Chi stretched lazily, and then lifted the quilt, and a certain one who was not sleeping well has shrunk into the quilt at some point, sticking to Xie Chi's waist .

After being woken up, Gu Yong, who looked like a caterpillar, managed to stick his head out from under the quilt.

"Good morning, Chi." Lin Xia, who seemed to be only twelve or thirteen years old, said softly.

That's right, since I ate Fu Yin last time, and then took the Jianweixiaoshi tablets given by Xie Yi... No, that seed, Lin Xia has been like this for a while.

Yes, the flesh and body have returned to the status of minors.

From the current point of view, it is a cycle of reincarnation every week. On Monday, Xiaotuanzi is five or six years old, and on Sunday, he returns to his seventeen or eighteen-year-old appearance.

It is said that it will take five or six weeks before it can completely return to normal.

Xie Chi was also lustful and lustful. On Sunday night, he tried to do something to make everyone happy with his girlfriend who seemed to have recovered from adulthood.

Just after a few kisses, just about to get down to business, my girlfriend suddenly turned into a dumpling.

At that time, Xie Chi had a psychological shadow, and he would rather hold back than wait until his girlfriend recovered completely.

After Lin Xia entered the dumpling state, she was able to sleep more than usual. She was still in a daze, and didn't want to open her eyes at all, so she stretched out her arms and asked Xie Chi to dress her.

It's still the beginning of spring, and the weather is still a little bit cold. Xie Chi found a fluffy coat for Lin Xia to come out, to save his girlfriend from accidentally catching a cold.

Then Xie Chi hugged the dressed dumpling and went out to wash her face, brush her teeth and have breakfast. After doing all this, the dumpling had already woken up, but she still looked lazy, buried in her arms and refused to go out.

Xie Chi rubbed her face: "I have very important things to do today, don't go to sleep, can I go home and sleep at night?"

"Hmm..." Although Tuanzi responded, she didn't intend to raise her head at all, and threw it into her arms.

Xie Chi could only smile and pat her butt, and then he was ready to visit relatives.

With the development of the times, people's quality of life has improved, and the population of the country has also continued to rise. With the increase of the population, it has caused a very serious problem, the speed of reincarnation has slowed down.

Now if you want to reincarnate, you have to queue up. If you are lucky enough to catch up with the off-season, you can wait for a few months to a year before you can reincarnate.

Those who are unlucky just catch up with the peak season, and it may take two or three years to line up for reincarnation.

In addition, there are many people who don't want to be reincarnated at all, so the underworld is already full of ghosts.

More than ten years ago, a city was built underneath for those ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation. It was just a small city at the beginning. Big cities are getting smaller.

But those who have not committed any serious mistakes in the human world and do not need to go to hell to suffer, they can live here until they want to be reincarnated.

Coupled with the many mobile ghosts waiting in line, it is very lively.

When Xie Chi brought his girlfriend to the destination, she was still a little surprised. She knew that there was a city in the underworld, but it was the first time she came here. The feeling of seeing it with her own eyes was different from what others said. It was shocking, very shocking.

After handing in the note, the errand handed her the things she had burnt before, and Xie Chi could go in to visit relatives in a fair manner. These people in the metaphysics world in the yang world are generally connected with the underworld and often help catch them. Those who catch escaped evil spirits can be regarded as non-staff people, so this kind of back door is still easy to open.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi entered this city. They didn't know how to describe it. Anyway, they were shocked. After a quick look, the whole city gave people the impression that it was half modern and half antique.

The same is true of people walking on the street. Most of them are wearing modern clothes, holding mobile phones or something in their hands. Many young ladies are carrying brand-name bags, but some of them are obviously old ghosts from previous dynasties, or some like that culture.

There are massage parlors in the middle of teahouses and restaurants, and rouge shops in the middle of hotel Internet cafes.

Looking at it like this, it doesn't have a flavor.

Except for some new ghosts who can't hide their horrific death, everything else is pretty good.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi walked along the group of ghosts, and saw many stalls selling snacks. The air was filled with various aromas. Before Xie Chi could take a closer look at what they were selling, suddenly there was a A team of errands, wearing black errand uniforms and holding mourning sticks, walked over from not far away.

They avoided other stalls, and then caught a stall owner. The stall owner was very wronged: "Why arrest me? Everyone is setting up stalls?"

"Are you new here?" The errand said coldly, "Didn't you read the rules? You can set up a stall, but you are not allowed to sell stinky tofu, snail powder, durian chicken!"

Then the stall owner was taken away.

Xie Chi: ...

It turns out that there are also stinky tofu snail noodles and durian chicken in the underworld. It seems that these are really inappropriate to be placed on the street... You should open a shop anyway.

Xie Chi finished watching the farce and continued to walk forward, looking at the address while walking, walking through the streets and alleys, getting more and more remote, and finally successfully found the place on the address.

From a distance, I saw a young man sitting at the door, pulling someone to tell his fortune.

"I helped you take a look at your fate. Based on your next fortune, it is impossible to line up for reincarnation within three months."

"Will it take three months?"

"Not only that, you have to know that it's the peak season recently, and the number of dead and living people is really a bit high, so it's always about first come, first served, right? Of course, I have connections, and we can talk about the queue jumping in detail..."

"Oh, who hit me!" He covered the back of his head, and looked back, Xie Chi was standing there holding the dumpling expressionlessly, and was still weighing a tea box in his hand.

young man: ...

"We'll talk about it another day. We have urgent matters today, so let's forget about it." He quickly pushed his customer away, then cleared his throat: "Ah Chi...why are you here?"

"Let's see how you are doing, you little idiot. Who did you learn from? You've started to cheat." Xie Chi stuffed some things he brought to him, and then walked in: "Why don't you learn well?" Woolen cloth."

Fu Jiuyuan sighed: "Aren't I free? I don't have anything to do, so I can only brag about others and get by..."

His soul was too badly injured at the time, and he was only one step away from his soul flying away. Fortunately, Wu Liang has been doing well in the bottom all these years, and he has connections, so he won an execution outside prison... no, recuperation.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Wu Liang rushed out from inside, with a particularly exaggerated voice: "Ah Chi! Is Ah Chi here! Chichi, my precious apprentice! Have you finally come to see Master!"

Xie Chi: ...

I really want to put down the gift and turn around and leave.

As soon as Wu Liang came out, he locked his eyes on Lin Xia, and his eyes were shining brightly at that time: "Oh! Is this my apprentice daughter-in-law? It's so cute..."

After finishing speaking, he leaned into Xie Chi's ear again: "Apprentice, the daughter-in-law you are looking for is a bit young, isn't she 14 years old? The best start in three years... oops!"

He was slapped on the face by Xie Chi: "Master! Can't you be a little more serious?"

"I know, I know." Wu Liangke felt aggrieved, and rubbed his cheeks: "Come in and sit down, I'll pour you a cup of tea."

"What do you want to drink? How is the Longjing swollen?"

The four sat down at the table, Wu Liang made a pot of hot tea, poured a cup for Xie Chi, Tuanzi, and himself, and finally poured a cup of hot water for Fu Jiuyuan.

Fu Jiuyuan: ...

"Master, even if it is different treatment, can you not be so clear?

Significant?Can you cover it up a little bit? "

"Your IQ is worthy of me covering it up for you?" Wu Liang quickly started to sneer at his apprentice: "Look at what you have done, huh? You have tossed yourself into what you are now, and you still hate me for distinguishing Treat you?"

"How did I tell you when I died? How did you do it? Think you're the smartest in the world, don't you?"

"Hey, it's good enough for me to give you a good face now, do you still want to drink tea?"

Fu Jiuyuan stopped talking completely, shrank back and brought him to be scolded honestly. It is normal for Wu Liang to be angry, because Fu Jiuyuan's blind operation really hurt people in the middle, causing him to wait for his soul to return to normal. In reincarnation, it is not certain whether one can be a human being in the next life.

As a master, how can you not be angry?

Fu Jiuyuan didn't dare to stretch his head again, and was criticized honestly. There happened to be a pot of tea in front of Wu Liang. As you can imagine, Wu Liang didn't stop for an entire hour. It was Bao, who kept looking at Xie Chi with eyes asking for help.

Xie Chi was so happy to watch the excitement, why would he want to save him?After all, he asked for it himself. If Wu Liang hadn't opened the mouth first, Xie Chi would have done it by himself.

Fu Jiuyuan felt wronged, but Fu Jiuyuan didn't dare to speak out.

It wasn't until an hour later that the tea in the pot was finished, and Wu Liang's mouth was parched, so he stopped and smiled at his idiot apprentice.

But fortunately, because Xie Chi came back with his girlfriend this time, Wu Liang finally shifted his focus to the two of them.

Wu Liang likes Lin Xia very much, of course it's not because Lin Xia is a rich woman.

The important thing is that Lin Xia is the rich wife of Xie Chi's family.

"Xia Xia, Ah Chi always spends too much money. You must take care of her. I should stay here for two more years. If Ah Chi treats you badly during this period, you can come to me , I'll help you beat her!"

Xie Chi: ...

"Master, what nonsense are you talking about?"

How could she treat Lin Xia badly?

The little Lin Xia couldn't help pursing her lips, and looked at Xie Chi with bright eyes, her Ah Chi would not bully her.Because Ah Chi is so—— good.

Xie Chi and Lin Xia came here specifically to see how Wu Liang and Fu Jiuyuan are living here, and they were relieved to find that the master and apprentice could enjoy themselves.

Lin Xia also took the initiative to pour tea for Wu Liang, which made Wu Liang happy all the time, hey, the apprentice's daughter-in-law gave him tea!

"I have an old brother who applied for an errand in the underworld. I asked you about it before. One of your parents has earned a lot of merit, and the other is a good person. They will definitely not be bad in the next life. You don't have to worry about it. Wu Liang patted Xie Chi on the shoulder: "Live your life well, and don't come down if you have nothing to do in the future. It's not good for your health to come down all the time. I've seen everything I should see. I have a good life, and I can go to reincarnation with peace of mind when the time comes."

"Achi, live a good life with your wife. It's not easy to find someone who doesn't care about your temper."

Xie Chi silently rolled his eyes, not wanting to talk to his master.

The master just smiled hehe: "What's wrong, the little tail turned up after finding a rich woman? Your master and I are also very popular with women in the underworld, okay? It's a pity that today is not suitable, or I will introduce it to you, you Master, how many confidante friends do I have under here!"

Fu Jiuyuan said leisurely beside him: "Master, what you are drinking is tea, not wine."

"Little brat, do you deserve a beating?"

The master and apprentice started to quarrel again, well, it should be said that Fu Jiuyuan was scolded unilaterally.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi stayed until almost night, and then they were about to leave. Fu Jiuyuan got up to see him off, but Wu Liang waved his hand: "Go, go, I won't see you off as a teacher."

He turned around and quietly wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, feeling happy after all.

Fu Jiuyuan sent Xie Chi and the others outside the door, and then asked: "I said I left you a gift, did you not take it?"

Xie Chi squinted at him, but didn't speak.

Fu Jiuyuan coughed and said, "That's all my deposits in there, just treat it as my wedding gift to you, you must take it, or you won't give it to me if you don't keep it there all the time. Isn't your interest a waste?"

"You took my ID card?" Xie Chi said quietly.

Fu Jiuyuan coughed violently, and said after a while: "Anyway, you can go and get it, why ask so many questions."

"Let's go." Xie Chi hugged the dumpling and waved his hands: "Don't give it away, and be a good person in the next life."

"Oh, you may not be able to be a human being in your next life."

Angrily, Fu Jiuyuan jumped behind: "Can't you say something nice? Why do you become less cute the older you get, you weren't like this before!"

Xie Chi held the dumpling with one hand, raised the other hand above his head, and raised his middle finger.

Don't ask, if you ask, you are still angry, and this anger will not disappear in a short time. Who let this guy make his own decisions, and finally made things like this.

He deserves it!

Even so, Xie Chi took the dumpling back to Mount Huai. The feeling after marriage was different from before marriage. Since Xie Chi got married, the group of animals on the mountain seemed to be stimulated every minute. It all went downhill.

It is said that if you want to find true love, you can't be left too far away by your junior sister.

Now there are only two people left on the mountain, the elder sister and Dou Qi.

Two people who have no interest in dating.

Dou Qi is a full-fledged martial idiot, thinking about how to become stronger every day. When the other brothers mentioned that they wanted to find a girlfriend, he looked at a loss.

"Why are you looking for a girlfriend? Can you become stronger with a girlfriend?"

Brother: "You can become stronger!"

In short, for a straight man like him in the universe, it may be difficult to get out of the singles in this life...

Senior Sister...does not want to fall in love and is not suitable for falling in love, and she is very open about this aspect: "It's good to be single for a lifetime, but it's not bad if you can really meet someone you like."

After Xie Chi returned to the mountain with the dumpling, he first went to the ancestral hall on the top of the mountain to burn a stick of incense. There are now two jars of ashes in the ancestral hall, the one on top belongs to Master, and the one on the bottom belongs to Fu Jiuyuan.

Tuanzi also went to light a stick of incense, and then the two of them went to the small bamboo forest on the other side of the hill.

"When we were young, we often came here to play. Fu Jiuyuan would take us to chop bamboo together, and then buy fishing lines at the small shop down the mountain. It is very cheap for a few cents a piece, and the fishhook is also very cheap, only a few cents. , and then tie it to a bamboo pole, and we'll go fishing."

"There is a lotus pond on the mountain, and a lot of fish are raised in it. When we have nothing to do, we will sit in rows by the side of the lotus pond, fishing with lotus leaves on our heads."

"We often don't catch much in one day, because we come to fish too often, and the fish in it are all mastered, the kind that eat bait and spit hooks." Xie Chi laughed while talking.

Tuanzi sat in her arms and behaved obediently, laughing when she heard something interesting.

"Then in the afternoon, when the sun goes down, we will count how many fish we have caught, and then take them back to wash and clean them, and fry them on a plate. There are crayfish in the lotus pond, but they are dirty. If you eat them It takes a long time to wash, it’s not worth it.”

"And we were still playing hide-and-seek in the bamboo forest at that time. Did you see this big rock? The kid who was assigned to be a ghost squatted against the rock, and the rest turned around and ran away. When he finished counting, As soon as I turned around, there was nothing behind me." Xie Chi put the dumpling on the side of the stone, then squatted beside the stone and looked at it for a long time, and finally managed to find the small cloth bag stuffed under it.

"

When did this guy come back..." Xie Chi took out the cloth bag, and Fu Jiuyuan prepared gifts for every brother in the family, and put them in different places for everyone to find by themselves, which was full of fun sex.

Xie Chi originally thought that Fu Jiuyuan was joking, how could it be possible to leave a bank card, right?Then I opened the cloth bag and took a look... There was really a bank card inside.

Xie Chi: ...

This is really going to give a red envelope to the newlyweds!

She knew that there must be a lot of money in it, because Fu Jiuyuan himself was rich, and he thought that he would die in the future, so he probably put all the money in this bank card.

Xie Chi is not going to use the money in it for her own use. There is no need for that. She is going to take out the money in it to set up a foundation or something like that to help those children in impoverished mountainous areas, or those who are seriously ill but have no Money to treat poor people.

Fu Jiuyuan did something wrong and deserved to be punished. As a family member, she couldn't just watch and use his money to do charity for him. No matter how she could accumulate some merit, it might be able to offset some evil obstacles.

Even if he couldn't, it would be good to accumulate some blessings for him in his next life.

In addition to a bank card, there is also a real estate certificate in the cloth bag, which is the house that Fu Jiuyuan bought before and is now transferred to Xie Chi.

Then use it to open an orphanage or something, Xie Chi thought in his mind.

Hey, Fu Jiuyuan is real enough. I thought he would leave some things that symbolize the relationship between them, but I never expected that it was all money, money, money.

Xie Chi was speechless for a moment...

Establishing a foundation is quite simple. The main thing is to ask Mama Lin for help. She has experience. Mama Lin took the card and went to check it. She was a little surprised, and then quickly started to work on the foundation. It's over.

Xie Chi is still a little embarrassed, because I always feel that I have to trouble Mother Lin for help with everything. Isn't this using others as a tool?

But it's true that only Mama Lin understands this better...

After getting the inheritance left by Fu Jiuyuan, Xie Chi did not leave Huaishan immediately. It happened that the state of Tuanzi was not stable during this period, why not stay in Huaishan for a while.

The elder sister has not been in a good mood during this time, mainly because there is another person missing in Huaishan. She is different from Xie Chi. Xie Chi will have his own life, and will spend most of his time at the foot of the mountain in the future.

And she wants to dedicate her life completely to Huaishan.

Seeing that the senior sister was in a bad mood, Xie Chi took the initiative to invite her to go fishing. In fact, it was very difficult to catch fish this season, but the three of them went anyway.

Xie Chi sat on the edge of the lotus pond with the dumpling in his arms, and let the dumpling sit in her arms. The dumpling was holding a fishing rod in his hand, with a very serious expression on his face.

"Master, have you really not considered finding a boyfriend or girlfriend?"

"I don't like boys who can like me. Boys who like me may not like me. Besides, I'm not interested in dating." The elder sister said firmly.

Xie Chi hesitated for a moment: "What about the girl?"

The elder sister is still very firm: "I will never fall in love!"

Since the elder sister is unwilling, Xie Chi will not force her, but he just reached out and touched the head of the elder sister, seriously considering whether there is any way to change the situation of the elder sister.

Although the 1-meter elder sister is really cute, if she can be brought back to normal, it would be better to return to normal.

Xie Chi hugged the dumpling tightly in his arms, and couldn't help sighing.

She lived on the mountain for about ten days, and she didn't go down the mountain until Tuanzi completely returned to normal.

About a few months later, Xie Chi was on his way to vacation with his girlfriend, and the elder sister suddenly sent a message: "What kind of gifts do you usually give Lin Xia?"

Xie Chi:? ?

It turns out that the essence of human beings is really fragrant!