The woman who manipulates life and death

Yinshi slowly opened his eyes, why did he faint?I vaguely remember seeing a particularly disgusting thing.

"Hiss..."

Hearing the sound of some kind of arthropod crawling, the red dead fish eyes met the eight innocent monocular eyes the moment they opened, "Ahhhh!"

Sakata Gintoki's wailing rang out in Takamahara.

When Gui and Aishu rushed over, they saw Sakata Yinshi holding a pillar and jumping up to the beam of the house. Of course, his ability to climb trees is definitely not as good as a spider who is naturally good at this. A spider the size of a truck wheel does not match her figure. Little by little, his dexterity approached Yinshi.

"Help!" Yin Shi stretched out his hand towards the dwarf cedar and the wig as if seeing a savior, "Help me quickly."

"You go wig, I don't like bugs."

"It sounds like I like it."

When the two seem to be discussing who will save Yin, but in fact they don't plan to save Yin at all, they are just watching a good show.

Seeing the spider getting closer and closer, Yinshi closed his eyes in fright, get out of here, Ah Yin wants to go home.

Sakata Gintoki, who was born on the battlefield, understood the meaning of home as a place where Yoshida Shoyo was.

Many years later, Sakata Gintoki, who is approaching his age, is still looking for his hometown.

But now he didn't think about it so much, he had to escape from this monster first, how could an ordinary spider grow so big, it wasn't a creature from the fucking world of silver at all!Could it be an unknown cosmic creature who came to earth with heaven and man?

do not care!

Sakata Gintoki let go of the hand holding the pillar, and at worst he would fall.

Unexpectedly, he didn't hit the hard rocky ground, a pair of slender and powerful arms hugged him, Sakata Gintoki opened his eyes, and saw an indescribably beautiful face, as long as this If the owner of the face sheds tears, no matter how vicious the gods are, they will not attack her hometown.

When beauty goes beyond the scope of cognition, people's consciousness is out of their control.

The owner of this face glanced at Yinshi lightly, then turned and left.

Hey, why is Ah Yin still being hugged, and who is holding Ah Yin?

"How long do you want to stay in my arms?" Yutaro's subwoofer rang in his ears.

"Ahh! Let Ah Yin down, you monster!"

"How can you talk to Mr. Yutaro like that? Speaking of it, as long as you can communicate normally and there is no food chain relationship between eating and being eaten, human beings are not fundamentally different from other species."

"Don't be sarcastic, wig!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Whatever your name is!"

Yinshi rolled and jumped out of Yutaro's arms, panting violently for a while, what the hell kind of place is this place? It was agreed that the eldest sister who asked them to pay the monthly rent suddenly wanted to raise the rent for some reason. The landlord suddenly turned into a strange person living in a manor with iron walls and iron walls. He has subordinates of monsters and monsters, and he looks so shocking!

Yinshi Shiyu's eyes were extremely entangled, he was sure that the woman just now was the legendary landlord.

"Hey... dwarf fir, wig."

Takasugi Shinsuke and Katsura Kotaro also chased after the woman's back as if they had suffered a huge mental shock.

Gui, who was only 12 years old, stammered, "If it's her, it doesn't matter if it's not a man/wife."

That woman is definitely a monster.

Sakata Gintoki tossed and turned for several days, and finally determined that living in the lairs of monsters and monsters was not something like monsters.

"Yinshi is distracted again."

"He must have something on his mind."

"If you don't have anything on your mind, you must have fallen asleep a long time ago, and your saliva is all over the table hahaha!"

Hundreds of years later, most of the first love time of Japanese teenagers is concentrated in the fourth grade of elementary school to the third grade of middle school, so it is normal to have a vague love for women far beyond imagination during this time period, right?

"Do you think Mr. Matsuyo must rent this house to increase the chance of meeting Miss Momo?" Katsura Kotaro said to Takasugi Shinsuke.

Takasugi Shinsuke was originally a Matsuyobuki, and anyone who wanted to say a bad word about Yoshida Matsuyo had to kill him and step on his body first.

But this time he hesitated a little.

"Hmph, even if it's like this, Mr. Shoyo is completely worthy of that woman." In Takasugi Shinsuke's heart, Yoshida Shoyo is a god.

"I said what are you two talking about behind Ah Yin's back? Does a four-person dormitory have three hills?"

"What are you talking about, how can there be four people in Yinshi!"

"Wig, you forgot about Kuroko again." Yinshi sighed, Heizi is good at everything but his sense of existence is too low, even his classmates often forget them.

"That's right, Heizi, where did Heizi go?"

After Gao Shan finished speaking, Heizi's helpless voice sounded next to his ears, "I'm here."

"When were you here!" Gao Shan and Gui Qiqi said.

"I am always here."

The boy named Kuroko Notasuke has short dark blue hair and is very handsome, no less handsome than Takasugi.

"Actually, when you made an appointment to visit the landlady together that day, I was there and went with you."

"I don't know this kind of thing at all!"

"I was there when Mr. Songyang taught you, but it seems that Mr. Songyang ignored me subconsciously, which is really sad." Heiziye Taisuke sighed. It is really troublesome to have a low sense of presence, but he really I really like this ability.

Yin Shi put his arms around Heizi's neck, "Have you ever been there with Teacher Songyang?"

"...Well, this..." Heizi's eyes wandered.

Sakata Gintoki complained: "As expected, you have been there!"

"I think Gui's conjecture is very likely. It's time for Master Songyang to use Jin."

"Shut—" Shinsuke Takasugi rested his knife on Heizi Notasuke's neck, and said dangerously, "I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said."

It is Shinsuke Takasugi's life creed not to allow anyone to insult and slander Mr. Matsuyo.

Gintoki rolled his eyes, "You might as well stop calling Takasugi Shinsuke, change your name to Shibuki Shinsuke, or simply call Shoyang Shinsuke!"

After Yinshi finished speaking, a suspicious red color appeared on Takasugi Shinsuke's face, Yinshi flew up and kicked Takasugi, and angrily said: "You really want to change your surname to be Ah Yin's mother!"

Takasugi and Yinshi punched and kicked each other on the sandy ground for a while, then lay down head to head, when Yinshi suddenly thought of a question, "By the way, how old is Songyang?"

Gui: "In your 20s? Looks like 22 or 3 years old."

"I think it's about the same age."

Shinsuke Takasugi scratched his hair with a headache, "That woman..."

Yinshi and the others knew what Gao Shan wanted to ask, and Gui hesitated and said, "Miss Momo seems to be very rich."

I live in a castle, and there are monsters and monsters as my retainers. I look like I can conquer the universe with my face. On the other hand, Songyang is quite handsome and has a good figure. He is strong, powerful and gentle, but he can't stand him. Leading a group of oil bottles and renting other people's houses.

Yinshi was heartbroken: "Speaking of which, Songyang must have lowered the price when Sister Taozi raised the rent, which completely exposed her poor and philistine side. Today's women are no longer in the past when they would fall in love for a man's talent and character. , No money, no face, no fate.”

I have to admit that Sakata Gintoki's words were so damn sharp, Takasugi and the others were silent after hearing it.

Gui said with a complicated expression, "This may be the first time Mr. Songyang fell in love in his life."

The topic suddenly became heavy, "Then what should we do? Could it be that Songyang is broken in love?"

Gui felt that she needed to seek justice for Li Tao, "I don't think Sister Tao is a woman who dislikes the poor and loves the rich."

Sakata Yinshi sneered, "With Songyang's ability to be a great general conquering barbarians, it is not difficult at all to conquer the world."

Everyone knows about Matsuyo’s abilities, especially Shinsuke Takasugi, who thinks that no one in the world can compare to Yoshida Matsuyo, “So let’s move on to the money issue first, and the most important thing is that Sister Taozi’s love for Matsuyo The teacher's opinion."

Everyone gathered in a circle, and Sakata Gintoki consciously became the leader, "Songyang's love countermeasure team has been officially established, Heizi! If you want Songyang to gain Miss Taozi's favor, your ability is indispensable."

Heizi nodded, "No problem. Although Teacher Songyang always forgets that I am a disciple, I will not hold grudges against him and hope that he will live happily ever after."

Gui patted him on the shoulder, "I don't need to say things that are too grandiose. By the way, why are you in charge of Yinshi?"

Sakata Gintoki crossed his arms and said triumphantly, "This is because I have sufficient experience."

This remark is almost laughable, Gao Shan immediately mocked: "Oh? What experience does Sakata have, let me hear it."

Gintoki left with a blank expression, not long after he came back with a stack of comic books still at Takasugi's feet, "Here, read it for yourself."

"The experience you are talking about is manga." The high-ranking Takasugi Shinsuke glanced at the childish manga in disgust, and looked at Sakata Gintoki sympathetically, "I can see that your future life will have something to do with manga. How miserable."

"It means it will become madao."

"Heh, Ah Yin will definitely earn endless money in the future and enjoy the extravagance."

Heizi said calmly, "No, you look like the type who would lose everything in a casino and be thrown out clean. You would even take away a child's pocket money."

"Heizi, why don't you vent your anger with them!"

"I'm just telling the truth."

After some heated quarrels, the general policy was finally determined. Gui frowned and said, "Your thinking is too idealistic. If nothing else, what if Yutaro doesn't open the door for us?"

Yin Shi: "Then climb over the wall and enter."

Takasugi immediately vetoed it, "Didn't you see that the yard is full of monsters called snapdragons? There is no place to hide except the way to the door."

Gui added: "And there are so many spiders."

Thinking of the disgusting human-faced spider, Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but shudder, he immediately thought of a solution, and pulled Heizi Notasuke, "At this time, Heizi needs to come out. Those goldfish can't notice Heizi, right?"

Kuroko Notasuke said, "That's true."

"Then there's no problem, Heizi sneaked into the palace to collect information."

Takasugi couldn't listen anymore, "Are you guys stupid? Do you think that the defense there is only goldfish and spiders, and you can't see the existence of the enchantment?"

Yinshi rubbed his arm with goosebumps, "Did you see that, this world is the era of the universe where heaven and man are flying around, we must believe in the power of science!"

Gui timely prevented a fight that might be about to start again, and whispered in Takasugi Shinsuke's ear: "Use a magnetic field or a force field to talk to Gintoki."

Takasugi suppressed his anger, "There is some kind of magnetic field all over the palace. My bold guess is that it might be like a spider's web. Any trouble in the web, the spider lying on the side can immediately know."

So let alone sneaking into the palace, you can't even climb over the wall, and you may be pierced by a spider spear in your throat the moment you land.

"Then what should we do?" Sakata Gintoki scratched Yinmao's head, and looked at the "very smart" Shinsuke Takasugi inquiringly.

In fact, Gao Shan didn't have any ideas in his mind at this time, but in line with the life creed (one of which is pretending to be like the wind and always being with me), he immediately burst out when he was anxious, "I think what is most needed is sincerity. Teacher Songyang is the best Men..." (The content of blowing Songyang with [-] characters is omitted below)

"We must let Sister Tao realize that missing a man like Teacher Songyang is the greatest loss in any woman's life."

Gui said slowly: "I don't think Sister Taozi can be placed on the same scale as any woman, right?"

This seems to be true.

Gao Shan jumped up, "Do you think Teacher Songyang is not good enough for that woman?"

Gui Xiaotaro felt guilty, "This..."

Shinsuke Takasugi finished offending Gintoki Sakata and immediately wanted to shoot Katsura Kotaro again. At this time, Kuroko Notasuke, the pillar of the Matsushita Village School, played the role of a tranquilizer, "Don't be too serious, Takasugi, since you don't doubt the charm of Matsuyo-sensei. Why get angry?"

Heizi was evaluated by Mr. Matsuyo as "young, mature, and highly respected". Although the three people in the Matsushita village school should be the most watched are Sakata Gintoki, Katsura Kotaro, and Takasugi Shinsuke. First, they are far stronger than their peers. Most adult samurai are not a single enemy, but the most dangerous person must be Kuroko Notasuke.

Legend has it that Kuroko Notasuke never blinked his eyes when the enemy attacked in his fighting life.

He has the unique patience and self-control in the world, the perseverance to achieve the goal, and the fear of the means for the purpose.

Sakata Gintoki quit, "Hey, hey, this is Gintama! The orangutan is afraid that Heizi will steal all my limelight as soon as he comes out, so he hasn't made his official appearance? There are short adults who haven't grown tall yet Not to mention how eye-catching the cedar and the rabbit, which is shorter than the dwarf cedar, are so eye-catching when they appear on the stage. After all, they didn’t kill A Yin’s status as the king of popularity, so the orangutan made persistent efforts to set up the role of Heizi Notasuke, so as to grab A Yin’s man. The status of the protagonist?"

Sakata Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Heizi Notasuke. Heizi still looked calm and said slowly, "Normal, Gintoki. I have a good idea, do you want to hear it?"

The author has something to say: Many readers praised me for being diligent, and I coded Chapter 2 in a moment of excitement.

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thought of a joke

"The Life of the Disliked Yoshida Matsuko"

Hahahahaha.

And I really feel that Heizi Yetaisuke is a big boss, just like I have always believed that the boss of Yile has a special status.

When will Kuroko Notasuke be able to play?