The woman who manipulates life and death

No matter which world or time it is, the most unignorable thing is: women always care about appearance and age.

Li Tao, who was only 17 years old, also tried what it was like to be called an aunt by elementary school students.

Such elementary school students should be locked in the basement.

This is what Litao thinks now, what the once kind Li Tao thought was just to fool around with a smile, and by the way, to protest slightly with the melon seed-eating primary school student Obasan's mother.

Because mothers who are less than 30 years old dress themselves up like aunts, they teach the behavior of calling female aunts who are about ten years older than themselves.

People who are still called aunts of their peers in their teens are existences that should be destroyed humanely.

When Li Tao was 13 years old, he also called a friend of his father's uncle. His father's friend was about ten years younger than his father. When Li Tao called him uncle, he thought that he was still a friend of the big brother level. He broke down and said that he was only 34 years old. .

It seems that both men and women are very concerned about age. After all, no one wants to encounter such a thing as "old".

"Pottery, do you want it?" It is about making ceramic dolls that are exactly like ghost lamps.

Who would want that kind of thing? If you keep it by your side, it might be replaced quietly one day.

"Thank you, no need."

"It's a pity, if it is sold in the market, it might become a phenomenon-level commodity." Duoyi Po said with a smile.

"It's a crime. As a jailer, you do something that violates the rules, although I like people who violate the rules, so I can torture them openly."

Duoyipo said: "Of course I know you can't sell me in a fair manner. Don't worry, I have connections in the black market."

"You're talking about those skeletons, right? Takiyashahime and his gang? Speaking of which, Takiyashahime is the head of the family..." Duoyipo seemed to be looking at Jump, "Is she still obsessed with Minamoto Yoshitsune? The two of them look really good from the outside It's a good match."

"Minato Yoshitsune not only has a wife and a concubine, but their families are still enemies."

"You can get a divorce now. After all, they've been dead for so long, shouldn't they still abide by the old rules?"

"Didn't you also dump Juxuanyiweng?"

"Well, after all, they are old couples, and it's strange that no one washes their feet. Minamoto Yoshitsune is still very young, and any couple should want to break up after thousands of years."

Although human beings like to use "forever and ever" to make promises, but if they really become husband and wife for ever and ever, everyone around them will probably take turns cheating countless times.

"The couples in Hell in the West are confused."

"Yes, it is……"

After some exchanges, Litao stood up and tidied up her clothes. Instead of the cloak she asked for from Shenlong, she changed into a simple dark check kimono, and her hair was all up. Woke up.It looks like a hag who would appear at bridgeheads and alleys in the middle of the night and pounce on passers-by, took out her liver and swallowed it, and became a monk and mage who boiled hot water and served strange ingredients in the deep mountains and old forests. The flirtatious hag.

It can be considered an improvement.

"By the way, where did my mother-in-law come from when she was young?" Xiaobai came over at some point, and the reformed Momotaro was beside her.

"Me? I live on the mountain, and the villagers at the foot of the mountain are very afraid of me. They regard me as a monster, and I was finally killed by the resurrected witch."

Momotaro murmured: "So he was killed. Anyway, I saw those North Korean guys when I came here."

"North Korea?"

As neighboring countries, there is often the problem of mixed living residents, because the hells of the two countries are very unfriendly due to historical origins, and there are few "people-to-people exchanges".

"Although they are divided into two countries, North Korea and South Korea still share the same hell." Ghost Lantern said in the tone that different residents of a rental house share a refrigerator.It can be seen how big the contradiction is, for example, using the seasoning of the roommate, it is clear that the default is to take turns to clean the common area, but some people just refuse to clean up the wastebasket in the toilet.

"What's the matter with them?"

Momotaro said: "The leader is very arrogant. King Yan Mo really doesn't want to pay attention to them, and they use it as an excuse to visit and communicate."

Because of the popularity of transportation and immigration policies, there are often people who are not from this country and their souls go to another hell after death. Therefore, there is a special department "Extradition Department" in hell, and the business is also very busy.

Because the hells of the two countries have broken off diplomatic relations for a long time, the new guards are not clear about the situation. Ghost Lantern coughed and explained: "The system in South Korea is different from other places. Their hell is a place similar to an amusement park. The staff are called Hell messengers, and most of the time there will be no dead people staying in hell, innocent people will go directly to heaven, sinful people will become hell messengers to atone for their sins, and they will not remember what happened before they were alive. Momotaro, the hell messengers who came are who?"

Momotaro thought for a while, "The people in the company call him 444."

"No name?"

Ghost Lantern: "They are all with replacement numbers, because the hell messengers don't remember their own names. Most of the hell messengers have not been in office for a long time, and they are old seniors after hundreds of years."

Xiaobai: "Sounds like no human rights."

"However, the code name 444 makes me very concerned. I remember that only the most qualified hell messengers can have this code name. The atmosphere over there is very strict, and the concept of superiors and subordinates is very serious, and their boss is called God. The guys are very mysterious, big Most of the envoys have never seen it."

Xiaobai raised his head and said, "It's completely different from the king."

"Your Majesty is very close to the people."

"That's what he said."

Litao said: "Speaking of which, I have also been to North Korea, but it was still called Goguryeo at that time. They were still very powerful at that time, and they are completely different from now."

"Yes, it is."

"Oh!" Momotaro said suddenly, "Your Majesty secretly told you to come over, Lord Ghost Lantern."

The hell envoy who came to communicate seemed very arrogant. In terms of Dawang Ruanmeng's character...Ghost Lantern put down his chopsticks, "Then I will excuse you first."

Li Tao said, "Then I'll go too."

After returning to the plateau, Litao fed the spiders. The strange thing is that the snapdragon and the human-faced spider get along very well. The snapdragon in the space let out an extremely shrill cry, probably... the same as a cat who sees a strange cat/dog coming to his house.

No matter how large the number of snapdragons that can walk, they can't fight against the sharp spiders. When a spider got into the mouth of the boss of the snapdragon, these snapdragons that constantly launched sonic attacks recognized their cowardice.

Not convinced.Any monster who was drilled into the stomach by the Great Sage did not admit it.

So snapdragons and spiders live a "harmonious" daily life.

One day, Ghost Lantern invited Li Tao to go on vacation together in the real world. Li Tao was very pleased that Ghost Lantern respected the elderly so much.

However, when connecting to the present world, Li Tao encountered a difficulty. Which present world does the ghost lamp world correspond to?

She found it difficult to see the dense dots of light displayed on the locator.

The old woman who has lived for thousands of years is not bad at time, at worst, try them one by one.

So, when Li Tao stepped out of the space-time tunnel, what he saw was a monster that was at least a hundred meters high, like an Ultraman, wantonly destroying the toy-like city.

This world is definitely not right.

And the professional hero arrived after the monster had been wreaking havoc for a long time, not because there were no heroes around, but because the level of the monster was too strong.

Divided according to their degree of threat: god, dragon, ghost, tiger, wolf, sometimes also used to express the strength of strange people or monsters.

And what appeared in front of Li Tao was a dragon-level monster, which might lead to the destruction of the city.

A WRONG WORLD.

Litao took a step back expressionlessly and returned to Gaotianyuan. The next second, a gully several meters deep appeared where she was standing.

The old man who has experienced the storm has no fluctuations in his heart, and after returning to his old nest, he starts the next world.

A gigantic ghoul wielding a shield that covers the sky and the sun is wreaking havoc.

"No way! We can't defend against Nagaraja!"

The scarlet Heyan sensed the presence of humans, and instantly looked at Litao.

Litao: Please allow me to leave quickly.

After He Zi smashed it down, the old woman who should have been smashed into pieces disappeared.

"It's dangerous."

If you fail once or twice, you can't fail the third time. This time, Li Tao carefully chose a world connection closest to the ghost lamp.

- step into

There was a broken sound in the sky.

Li Tao hid behind the collapsed building and looked up blankly. A man standing in mid-air crushed his glasses: "From now on, I will stand above the sky." He also hugged Liu Hai up by the way.

Clearly not this one either.

Again and again and again... Can it be done again?

You can't go wrong this time.

Then, after passing through the passage, dazzled by the glare of the sun, Litao saw a bullying alien with a fairy character written on his chest holding a ball of light that gathered the power of a planet , roaring with difficulty: "Yuan-qi-bomb!"

Panting, Li Tao ran back to the tunnel as if fleeing for his life.

She'd better go to Ghost Lamp to find him honestly.

So what the ghost lamp saw was a dusty mother-in-law.

"Have you traveled far?"

Li Tao nodded, Ghost Lantern said: "If you are busy, you can ignore me, after all, I think it is not good for your health to stay at home all the time."

A kind young man, he deserves to be the number one golden bachelor in hell.

"If you go to the present world, you need to change into suitable clothes." Ghost Lantern said and quickly went back to the room and changed into a business-standard suit, which was neither cheap nor extravagant. "Do you have suitable clothes? After all, I don't have women's clothes here. Will I buy them in this world?"

Litao smiled, "Don't underestimate the witch, I also have a little experience in the subject of alchemy."

She held up a very ordinary crutch. If there was a master alchemist here, he would know that the ordinary stone inlaid on the crutch was the legendary Philosopher's Stone.

By the way, what kind of clothes do women in this world wear?Litao didn't want to bother, it's common for the elderly to go out in bathrobes.

After a fluctuating air, a set of vintage kimono yukata appeared in front of him.

The material is quite good.

After putting it on, the Ghost Lamp looked appreciative, "It's very good, with the hair in a bun, it looks like a family headed by a big family. But in this way, our identity will change."

Ghost Lamp is on official business this time.

"According to a deceased person, there has been a case of using monsters to kill humans to fraudulent insurance payments near Kumamoto, because monsters are involved and I need to find out the situation."

"That's right. What happened to the messenger from North Korea last time?"

Gui Deng coldly snorted and said: "Those guys are said to be bloodless and tearless, but in fact they are very fragile inside, because they have been envoys for too short a time and still retain the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of human beings in their hearts. They are very incompetent. I heard that guy Fell in love with humans and defected from hell, but this is not a rare thing in North Korea, where both the living and the dead like to play romantic games."

"It can only be said that a place has a local custom. Speaking of which, you asked me to come here because you have a job?"

Ghost Lantern said: "It's a temporary job. I happened to be going on a trip, so I did it together. Let me explain the situation first, because the high development of human society has squeezed the living space of monsters, but monsters generally have their own small worlds." , but there are still some monsters that will appear in the human world, and among them, half-monsters are very proficient."

Half demon.

Litao immediately thought of the boy in red who would sit on a tree and peep at the witch.

"Those half-demons are despised by the monsters because of their poor bloodlines. They have to attach themselves to humans in order to survive, and their hearts are more complicated than ordinary monsters, so they are easily seduced and used. Kumamoto is said to be the place where half-demons live. The place where youkai live is limited, so this phenomenon is probably caused.”

When we arrived in Kumamoto, we were at the Fujisaki Hachiman Shrine Autumn Festival.

Ghost Lantern looked at the densely packed crowd, "Well...it's already September."

Li Tao looked at the tourists crowded shoulder to shoulder, "There is a monster."

Gui Deng said: "I'm not very sensitive to evil spirits. Kumamoto's tangerines are very famous. Take them as a souvenir when you go back."

For some reason, he jumped to eating, Litao nodded indifferently, "Yes."

"Where to go next, go directly to the half-demon?"

Ghost Lantern looked at the crowd and was bumped by a tourist behind, "Really, don't stand in the middle of the road."

After leaning to the side, the ghost lamp said: "Since you are in Kumamoto, let's go visit the local snake first."

A local snake in Kumamoto?

So, Litao followed the ghost lamp to the Kumamoto County Government Office, where she saw a very happy bear wearing glasses and smiling.

Live, Kumamon.

"Ah, isn't this Lord Ghost Lantern?" Kumamon opened his mouth, and his voice turned out to be a subwoofer of a very male god.

He has two blotches of bright red on his black fur cheeks, and he wears a very high-end suit.

There are thousands of mascots in Japan. According to the custom in Japan that all things may give birth to wisdom, Kumamon's mind and wrist are essential to stand out among so many mascots.

This bear should not be underestimated.

Litao became three-point wary of Kumamon the moment he met him.

Ghost Lantern looked familiar to him, and the two shook hands politely, "I haven't seen Mr. Kumamoto for a long time. This is Miss Litao, my friend from many years ago."

"Oh—" Kumamon muttered with his subwoofer that didn't match his appearance, "did we meet somewhere? It seems to be at... Totoro?"

Just now, Litao told Ghost Lantern who knows nothing about the demon world: ...

Believe her, not all old people are such good liars, it's just young people who do lie that are getting old.

The author has something to say: Kumamon, original plot.

I feel that Japan is a country where it is very easy to become a spirit. It is easy for a living person to become a demon without going through a catastrophe.