I woke up with an egg

Zhang Zimin let go of Xie Yun, his expression was very natural, without any embarrassment.

Xie Yun touched his nose, Zhang Zimin was not embarrassed, he was embarrassed!

But thinking about it carefully, it seems to be nothing. He doesn't have some shady relationship with Zhang Zimin. It's normal for brothers to hug each other. There are kisses on the face abroad.

Thinking of this, Xie Yun felt at ease.

Di Jun shouldn't be a jealous person.

"You're here." Xie Yun turned around and walked in front of Di Jun, his movements were very natural, and he never left the water.

Looking at Xie Yun's movements, Zhang Zimin secretly thought, don't say girls are outward, boys are also outward.

Di Jun stretched out his hand and touched Xie Yun's head. Normally, Xie Yun would have waved Di Jun's hand away. You can do whatever you want in private. Touching your head in front of outsiders is too shameful, but now Xie Yun has a guilty conscience. He could only smile at Di Jun.

"I still have something to do." Zhang Zimin said suddenly, "I'm going to work first, we'll talk when I have time."

Xie Yunmu nodded with a straight face: "OK."

Qian Duo had already run away when he saw that something was wrong, but now that Zhang Zimin had left, only Di Jun and Xie Yun were left in the office.

Seeing that Di Jun didn't speak, Xie Yun thought that Di Jun was angry, so he approached him shamelessly and acted like a baby: "That's my cousin, he just chatted with me about my childhood, my relationship with him is very pure, pure could not be purer."

However, Di Jun still didn't speak, he just looked at Xie Yun intently, scanning every inch of skin on Xie Yun's face.

Xie Yun got goosebumps from being watched, and asked with difficulty: "What's wrong?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Di Jun picked him up.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded, what kind of hug is this tm?

Xie Yun's legs were wrapped around Di Jun's waist, and Di Jun's hand was dragging Xie Yun's buttocks. The two were very close. It would be strange if they couldn't feel anything else at such a close distance.

When Xie Yun was put on that desk by Di Jun, he was actually relieved.

No wonder it is said on the Internet that there is no conflict that cannot be resolved with one meal, if there is, then two meals.

So when Xie Yun's butt hurts, he didn't cry out, he was happy in pain.

After everything was over, Di Jun dressed Xie Yun, and Xie Yun put his chin on Di Jun's shoulder and asked, "Are you still angry?"

Di Jun wiped the sweat off Xie Yun's forehead with gentle movements, as if Xie Yun was a porcelain doll that would break if he exerted more strength.

Xie Yun sighed softly: "He and I really..."

"I know." Di Jun's voice sounded in Xie Yun's ears, low and full of magnetism, and after exercising just once, Di Jun's body temperature was still above the average, and his skin was still a little red. If Xie Yun took a closer look at the beauty of men, he might be drooling again.

Di Jun hugged Xie Yun: "There is nothing else in the way he looks at you."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that Di Jun is not a jealous person.

...Wait, if he wasn't jealous, why did he act like this?

Di Jun said softly, "But I'm still not feeling well."

Xie Yun is at a loss for words.

Di Jun kissed Xie Yun's temples: "I don't have intimate contact with other men and women, let alone hugging, I don't even touch with my fingertips. I haven't hugged Tai Yi a few times when he grows up to this age."

Xie Yun: "..." How should I say, feel sad for Tai Yi?

Di Jun held Xie Yun's hand: "I won't force you, I will treat you with sincerity."

Xie Yun was a little moved suddenly, but the emotion disappeared within two seconds. Wo Ri, who is so possessive and speaks so grandly, is indeed a former demon emperor.

So Xie Yun could only bite the bullet and say, "I also treat you with sincerity."

Di Jun stretched out his hand and touched Xie Yun's cheek with a smile on his face: "I'm not preventing you from contacting others, but intimacy must be limited."

"Understood." Xie Yun was taught obediently.

"Go out." Di Jun pulled Xie Yun up from the table. Xie Yun now felt that his back hurt, his waist hurt, his butt hurt, in short, his whole body hurt everywhere, but he was too embarrassed to tell Di Jun that he could only I endured it myself.

As a result, Di Jun and Xie Yun just went out when they saw Zhao Gongming standing in the garden with disheveled hair and confronting Yang Jian.

Zhao Gongming's appearance is not enchanting, he has a very decent and clean appearance, good-looking is good-looking, but he never makes people think that he is enchanting.

But now Zhao Gongming is obviously irritated, his eyes are flushed, his cheeks are also red, his eyes are very moist, his lips are tightly pursed, and he looks thin at first, now he stares at Yang Jian with a kind of eyebrow Affectionate beauty.

"Yang Jian, don't bully people too much!" Zhao Gongming's words seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth.

Standing opposite, Yang Jian obviously didn't take it seriously, and replied with a light smile: "Marshal Zhao Gong, how did I bully you?"

Zhao Gongming snorted: "Don't force me to settle old scores with you."

Yang Jian's expression instantly became solemn, and he took a step forward.

Zhao Gongming took a step back in panic.

Probably because he noticed Zhao Gongming's actions, Yang Jian stopped and stood still. He looked at Zhao Gongming and said seriously: "If you want to settle old scores, let's start from thousands of years ago."

"Who is planning to hang around me, no matter day or night? Give me gifts every seventh day of the month?"

"Who patted his chest and said that even if the sea changes, his mind will not change?"

Zhao Gongming muttered in a low voice: "At that time...you were not like now."

Although the time of immortals passes very slowly, their appearance will still change. Generally speaking, they use immortal methods to maintain the appearance of which age group they want.

Thousands of years ago, Yang Jian still maintained his youthful appearance.

Zhao Gongming liked it so much that he ran to people every day to talk cheap.

As a result, after a few years, I looked at it and said, "Hey, where is my little white and tender boy?"Who is this rough guy?

When Zhao Gongming thought about it, he felt that the truth was on his side, so he mustered up his courage again, and listed Yang Jian's deceptions to himself: "You changed your appearance, and I like you from thousands of years ago. You have a pretty face. You who smile at everyone."

Zhao Gongming: "Look at you now, your thighs are thicker than my waist!"

Xie Yun almost didn't laugh, shit, it's a long gesture to refuse people like this.

Zhao Gongming was still aggrieved: "Why are you aggrieved? I haven't said anything yet. I was thinking about eating cakes, but the cakes turned out to be multigrain pancakes. How uncomfortable I am."

Yang Jian:"……"

Now, at this very moment, he wanted to hang Zhao Gongming up and spank his ass!

"It turns out that Marshal Zhao Gong likes the new and dislikes the old, so it's my fault?" Yang Jian sneered.

Zhao Gongming talked cheaply again: "I just hate the old, I don't like the new, so don't put shit on my head."

Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's arm and held back a smile.

Yang Jian was also speechless.

"Then you just came to me to tease me?" Yang Jian took a deep breath and tried his best to hold back.

Zhao Gongming talked about him from left to right: "I'm just looking for you to discuss."

Yang Jian: "All right."

Zhao Gongming: "Huh?"

Yang Jian smiled at Zhao Gongming, the smile contained many emotions, helplessness, reluctance, and sadness, and finally all disappeared, as if he had let go of them all.

"In the future, Yang Jian will have nothing to do with Marshal Zhao Gongming." Yang Jian smiled at Zhao Gongming: "How about it?"

Zhao Gongming nodded, "You must not regret it": "Okay."

Yang Jian smiled noncommittally, turned around and walked out of the shop.

Zhao Gongming finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, he just lost!If he is pressured honestly, he won't do it!

"Brother Zhao." Xie Yun coughed, reminding Zhao Gongming that he and Di Jun are here.

Only then did Zhao Gongming turn his head. When he saw Xie Yun, he seemed to want to say something, but when he saw Di Jun beside him, he took back no matter how much he said.

Zhao Gongming smiled at Xie Yun, the smile was very difficult, it looked like it was forced out, then he cupped his fists at Di Jun, said something was up, and went upstairs.

Xie Yun pressed her in a low voice: "I think they will probably be entangled for thousands of years."

Because it was obvious that Zhao Gongming didn't dislike him, but he was thinking about saving face, no...Yang Jian didn't seem to want to be there either.

Xie Yun rubbed his chin, and said to Dijun, "Now you've found mine, okay?"

To be honest, he never thought of counterattacking, Xie Yun felt that he was a role model among straight gays.

Di Jun didn't understand what Xie Yun was proud of, but seeing Xie Yun's proud expression, Di Jun still didn't plan to hit him, so he nodded and said, "You are fine."

The happy ending is that Xie Yun was thrown down again when he returned to the room.

With his hands hanging in the air, he thought with a broken heart, if he had known he would have been more honest, his waist and butt really hurt!

It was already the next day when Xie Yun woke up again.

Di Jun was not in the room, Xie Yun got out of bed and walked to the full-length mirror, looked at his face first, and found that he was still so handsome.

As for the body - it's a bit scary, the strawberries are basically concentrated on the upper part, all over the neck and chest.

Fortunately, it doesn't hurt, it just looks a bit exaggerated.

The subject is a fairy, and there are disadvantages, that is, there is no rest time at all.

He was woken up halfway through his sleep, and fell asleep again halfway through.

Thinking about it this way, I am also very miserable.

Xie Yun turned around and felt the flesh on his stomach. Recently, there were fewer things and more flesh.

Let's take more money and go to exercise together.

Xie Yun got dressed and called Qian Duo.

"Go for a morning run, do you want to go?" Xie Yun asked.

Qian Duo: "Okay, I'll wait for you in the lobby."

The two met in the lobby, Xie Yun was taken aback by Qian Duo, he thought Di Jun was strong enough, but looking at Qian Duo, he even had strawberries on his arms, and he didn't wear long sleeves, so he insisted on Expose the strawberries.

Qian Duo noticed Xie Yun's eyes, and said rather proudly, "He has been trained by me."

Poor Lin Chao.

Xie Yun: "Ahem, let's go, go for a run."

Qian Duo pulled out a smile: "Let's go."

The temperature in the morning is not high, which is the most suitable time for running. Xie Yun just ran a few steps and died. With his hands on his knees, he panted and said to Qian Duo, "Take a rest, rest a while."

Qian Duo was speechless: "Boss, I only ran for 10 minutes."

Xie Yun said in despair: "I was too homebound when I was in college!"

Qian Duo stood aside, raised his hands and stretched his waist, revealing half of the skin around his waist. Qian Duo's figure was average, just a little better than Xie Yun's, and he had four pack abs anyway.

However, Xie Yun watched from the side, feeling extremely envious and jealous, four yuan is fine!Just have it!He didn't choose!

Qian Duo noticed that Xie Yun's eyes were on his waist, he quickly pulled his clothes down, and said shyly: "Boss, don't look at me like that, there will be no good results between the two, even if you can be wronged I can't do it myself."

Xie Yun: "..."

When Qian Duo found out that Xie Yun was still looking at him, he was shocked: "Boss, you can't really fall in love with me, right? Let me tell you, your idea is very dangerous. For the safety of both of us, no matter you How much you love me, you will be bored in your heart."

Xie Yun clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said, "You have a lot of money, I really want to beat you up."

Qian Duo breathed a sigh of relief, but still said cautiously: "I have a master."

Xie Yun: "Don't worry! No one will fall in love with you!"

Qian Duo seemed relieved, and seeing Xie Yun running again, Qian stood where he was and thought for a few more seconds. Was the boss's words just a compliment or a scolding?

Hey, the human race's words are really confusing for monsters!

The two trotted all the way. In fact, the range they could run was not too large. After all, many roads were small roads, very rugged, and they would sprain their feet if they were not careful. Originally, the organization in the town wanted to repair it, but they really had no money.

Although tourism income accounts for the majority of Qingyun Town, this tourism income is really mediocre.

There is only one Tongtian Tower and no other attractions.

After the tourists come, they can stay for one night at most, and spend two days climbing the mountain, and they can't spend much.

Xie Yun looked at the rugged mountain road and asked Qian Duo: "Do you think this mountain road is a little easier to walk than before?"

Qian Duo took a closer look: "Really, it's wider and flatter, as if many people walked by."

As soon as Qian Duo finished speaking, a pheasant appeared. This pheasant is very beautiful with long tail feathers. If it wasn't for the red feathers on its face, Xie Yun would have thought it was a pheasant that hadn't grown enough to open. screen of phoenix.

The pheasant walked over with its head held high, with an expression of "I stepped on it, praise me quickly".

As a result, before Qian Duo waited for the pheasant to walk in, a hungry dog ​​pounced on it, and turned into a weasel the moment it pounced.

Qian Duo is a very cute weasel, with a long and thin body, yellow fluff all over the body, a pair of black round eyes, round and cute, and a few whiskers, Xie Yun thinks it looks like a cat A combination with a dog.

If Xie Yun hadn't known about it, he wouldn't have recognized that it was the weasel that everyone was shouting at.

The pheasant didn't react in time, and was crushed by the weasel as soon as it roared.

The weasel opened its mouth, the saliva was about to flow out, and the eyes almost turned into heart shapes.

The pheasant struggled frantically and screamed.

Pheasant: "Quack quack quack!" My life is over!

Xie Yun hurriedly stopped: "There is a lot of money! Come back! Don't say anything!"

After speaking, he stepped forward to stop it, grabbed the weasel's body and dragged it back, and the pheasant also struggled with all its strength to break its shell.

After Qian Duo was finally pulled away, he regained some sanity.

The staple food of their weasel is actually not chicken, to be precise, they eat all small mammals.

But chicken is also fine, and I like chicken more if I have more money.

The chicken is very tender.

After being pulled away, Qian Duo turned back into a human form, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and asked Xie Yun with some sadness: "Boss, this chicken is very fat and still has aura on it, can you really not give it to me?"

The pheasant's tail feathers were all blown up. If it hadn't been for knowing that it couldn't beat the weasel, it would have already picked it up.

Xie Yun supported his forehead with a headache: "This is Chen Yunshan's relative, a pheasant demon, but it can't be transformed yet. If you are not afraid of Chen Yunshan's words, you can eat it."

Qian Duo frowned, Chen Yunshan's cultivation level was higher than his, and Qian Duo felt that he had little chance of winning in a fight.

its not right!I still have Lin Chao on my side!Lin Chao and himself together should be able to beat.

Thinking of Qian Duo's heart was relieved again, and he looked at the pheasant with a smirk on his face: "There is a way to heaven, you don't go, there is no way to hell, you come in, today I will make you a chicken for nothing! "

The pheasant suddenly spread its wings and fluttered a few times, raised its head and shouted: "Cuckoo!"

Xie Yun: "..." By the way, do your pheasants quack or coo?Can we unify it a little bit?I feel your language is very strange.

Just when Qian Duo was about to step forward, the sound of flapping wings came.

Xie Yun looked up, and there was a blanket of feathers in the sky. Countless pheasants flew over their heads, and the feathers were shining brightly. At this moment, the scene was like a fairyland, but soon, these pheasants fell to the ground, staring angrily at Qian Duo .

Seeing so many pheasants, anticipating that he might be beaten by gangs, he flinched.

He raised his hands in front of his chest, made a flinching gesture, and was still discussing: "Wait a minute, I didn't mean it, I thought it was just an ordinary pheasant."

The "ordinary" pheasant raised its head proudly and cooed a few times.

"Fuck him! He wants to eat me! Damn him!"

These pheasants are all relatives. Because they live a long time, they are basically related. Although the pheasant that was almost eaten is not very old, it has a high seniority. Many pheasants call it grandpa. Woolen cloth.

"Grandpa, look at us! Let's kill him!"

"Talk him, talk to him!"

"Talk! If you don't talk, I will change the name to Chicken Essence tomorrow!"

"Damn, you are too cruel! Are you so cruel to yourself?"

"That's right, I'm so ruthless that I even yell at myself!"

"Bully our grandpa, I want to talk so hard that his grandpa can't even recognize who he is!"

……

A group of pheasants raised their heads and screamed, Xie Yun felt that his eardrums were about to be shattered.

Only then did Qian Duo realize that he had kicked an iron plate. He grabbed Xie Yun by the hem of his clothes and blinked at Xie Yun: "Boss...it's not my fault...I didn't know he was a monster, besides, this is The food chain..."

Xie Yun also knows, it's only because he knows that he finds it troublesome!

Xie Yun: "Calm down!"

The pheasants still crowed happily.

"If you don't be quiet, I'll let you all roll down the mountain!" Xie Yun roared.

Qian Duo beamed.

Xie Yun turned his head and glared at Qian Duo: "Why are you happy? Didn't you hear that I added you?"

Qian Duo's face turned bitter in an instant: "Among them, including me?"

Xie Yun rolled his eyes.

So Qian Duo was quiet.

The pheasants were also quiet.

Xie Yun came out to preside over the overall situation.

"Well, let me talk about the solution. If you agree, call once, and if you disagree, call twice. Do you hear clearly? Call once if you hear clearly."

All the pheasants: "Gah!"

"Goo!"

"Hey!"

Well, it seems that their language cannot be unified.

Xie Yun said calmly, "This weasel did something wrong, and it should make amends to you."

The pheasants agreed and croaked.

"But you can't fight in groups." Xie Yun said, "He was also killed by a weasel just now."

The pheasants chirped for a while, and finally came to an agreement and let out a cry.

Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief. With so many weasels, he couldn't call Di Jun over right now. He didn't wear a ring when he came out for a run. Next time, he must remember to wear the ring no matter what he does.

There are too many pheasants, and he is really worried that they will kill too much money.

"In this way, let the victim... the victim chicken come out, the weasel can't fight back, let the chicken come by itself, okay?" Xie Yun asked.

"Grandpa, okay?"

"Grandpa is not in good health, why don't I pretend to be grandpa. I look like grandpa, and I am stronger than grandpa."

"Oh, I can do it too, I'm like grandpa."

"grandfather?"

The senior pheasant said to the juniors: "Grandchildren, don't worry, Grandpa is still very good, watch me perform a chicken claw heart out for you."

"Come on, Grandpa!"

"Grandpa, you are so handsome!"

"Grandpa, I'll call you!"

"Grandpa! Duck!"

Xie Yun was waiting for their reply, a pheasant jumped out from the group of pheasants, yelled loudly, as if agreeing to what Xie Yun said, then raised his legs and walked towards Qianduo very gracefully.

Qian Duo was a little panicked now, although he would definitely be able to beat this pheasant alone, but he didn't dare to move.

As soon as he moved, all the pheasants on the opposite side would move. Even if he could kill a few of them, he would definitely be finished.

... Just as often as you are nagged.

Qian Duo thought desperately, after talking about it, he was still a good man.

Be sure to protect your face later, these pheasants are not poultry, bite a piece of meat and tear that piece of meat off.

Qian Duo cried and thought, I won't eat chicken anymore, and if I eat chicken again, I won't be a weasel!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the pheasant walked over arrogantly, with its legs raised high, with the aura of a general, regardless of its physique, just by looking at its aura.

The pheasants in the back crowed again and began to cheer.

Xie Yun coughed lightly: "Don't talk about your face."

Pheasant nodded, indicating that he knew, and he would still give Xie Yun some face.

Seeing the pheasant getting closer, Qian Duo closed his eyes in despair.

Xie Yun frowned and watched.

And the pheasant—

It has taken a crucial step!

It took a revolutionary step!

slap!

Pheasant: "..."

Chickens: "..."

Xie Yun: "..."

"Grandpa fell down!"

"Grandpa twisted his waist!"

Pheasant: "..." Hey, he lost his face in front of his grandchildren.