I woke up with an egg

The caterpillar suit was put away by Xie Yun, and he clearly despised Dijun's aesthetics, and not so clearly despised Jindan's eyes.

Xie Yun found that Jin Dan was very similar to Di Jun, and they lacked the same root and muscle, so he let it go and let the two masters make a difference, and just don't make him unlucky.

The hotel is under construction, and they will have nothing to do in the past six months, but Chen Meng came up with an idea: "We can run a shop and a restaurant for half a year, and just open it for half a year."

Chen Meng also has her own ideas. It is impossible for Xie Yun to give her wages for nothing in the past six months, right?It is impossible for her to hang on without work, but if she goes to find a job and comes back when the hotel reopens, maybe there will be no seat for her.

The last time Xie Yun said that there was one less front desk, Chen Meng notified his best friend, but her best friend was still in her hometown in a lawsuit with her ex-husband and couldn't come, so even if Chen Meng was like this, he did the work of two people alone, and he didn't ask Xie Yun again. invite.

She also wants to secure her seat. When this year is over and the hotel reopens, she will get to know it inside and out again. She will work for a few months before hiring someone. Her status will be different. Called the Founding Fathers.

The people in the hotel have moved to the town, and the shop has been sold. Generally speaking, the shop is set up with a contract of at least one year, but they are short-term leases, so they are looking for second-hand rental shops, that is, someone has already rented the shop. , but due to various reasons, we can’t open a store, so we rent it out to them, because it’s running out of money every day, and there is still a sum of money that can be recovered after renting out, so this kind of short-term rental is convenient.

I rented a shop that used to be used as a restaurant. There is a kitchen, the fire protection has been done, and the interior decoration is not bad. Just put it on again and buy tables and chairs.

Xie Yun even ran over to investigate.

The population of the town is not very large, it is impossible to make a fortune by running a restaurant, the most is to get enough food and clothing and save a little money.

The seat in this shop is rather embarrassing.

It's in the main street—that is, the alley in the most central and busiest street in the town.

Let's talk about lively, the traffic on the main street is still very large, let's talk about deserted, it is indeed quite deserted.

"I think it's okay." Xie Yun told Lin Chao.

Lin Chao and Huang Yuan stood aside, looking left and right, Huang Yuan pinched his hands and gestured twice.

Huang Yuan first spoke: "Yes, there is enough energy here."

Xie Yun: "..."

Lin Chao's words fell to the ground, he said: "The main reason is that the shop is big, and the other shops in the alley are empty, and the outside is open, and it is next to the main street. As long as it is really delicious, you don't have to worry about it. Shop sign."

Xie Yun nodded, he thought so too, but he didn't have much experience himself, so he still had to listen to what they said, since they all felt suspicious, then let's do it, Xie Yun said: "I think so, if the business is good , we will continue to rent when the half-year lease period is up."

Although this restaurant is not included in his mission, who would think that he has too much property in his name?

"I think so too." Lin Chao said, "I think Li Xuan should be a teacher. Although he is not as good as you, the boss, he is still outstanding among the human race. I think we can recruit another cook now."

On the contrary, the chef of the hotel is now Li Xuan, with Hu Niu as his helper, and the head chef is Yi Ya.

This lineup is not enough for a small hotel, let alone open a restaurant?

Lin Chao took over the preliminary work, including decoration and purchase, and Huang Yuan was in charge... It seemed to be publicity.

In fact, it’s just doing things in the surrounding squares, chatting with grandpas and aunts, and talking about the opening of a restaurant in the alley.Many people go to the restaurant of the hotel, you know?As long as you know it, because of the renovation of the hotel, the boss has set up a shop and is going to open a restaurant for a while. If you are curious, go try it.

Xie Yun felt that Huang Yuan was really powerful, he had lived for a long time, and he could really talk to anyone.

When talking to rich people, he pretended to be a fairy, with an appearance of "I am the best in the world".

When talking to these old men and old ladies, he behaved like a mud-legged man, without airs at all, winking and talking, looking very old and unscrupulous.

Zhao Gongming also went to help.

"I can't do anything about the hotel, but this restaurant can't afford it. I wrote my name upside down." Zhao Gongming was ashamed because he just came to the hotel, and he always wanted to get the place back, but the God of Wealth still wanted the face.

Zhinu was also very excited. She said that she took care of all the decoration of the hotel, and Xie Yun didn't have to worry about the tables, chairs and benches. She wanted to invite her good friends to come down to help.

Originally it was Xie Yun who opened the restaurant, but at this point, everyone has opened the restaurant together, and everyone's enthusiasm is very high.

Xie Yun was still a little strange, why didn't I see them being so enthusiastic when I was in the hotel?

Zhinu said earnestly: "It's like dressing up a doll. New dolls are more enthusiastic when dressed up."

Okay, this explanation also makes sense.

But now there is nothing about Di Jun, so Di Jun let go. He used to take his two sons out to play, but now he also arrests Xie Yun and goes out together.

Di Jun changed back to his original shape, a big golden bird, but only had two legs. Xie Yun wanted to see his third leg, but was rejected by Di Jun. He said that he could not restrain himself except when he was a child. When it grows up, it no longer shows itself as a three-legged prototype.

Xie Yun was still startled when he saw Di Jun’s real body. No one has seen the real body of the Golden Crow. According to ancient legends, the Golden Crow is a crow, but the color of this crow has never been determined. Some people say that the Golden Crow is black. Yes, but because it is the sun, it shines, so it looks like gold.

Some people say that the Golden Crow must be golden, otherwise why would it be called the Golden Crow—this kind of statement is very honest.

But Xie Yun now knows that the Golden Crow is really golden.

What appeared in front of him was a gigantic monster, the size of an airplane, with golden feathers that were more dazzling than golden eggs. Dijun's feathers looked like they were made of gold, but they were still very soft to the touch .

Use four words to describe: mighty and domineering.

It's so handsome, Xie Yun's saliva is almost dripping down.

Men, all like beasts and birds of prey, this cannot be changed.

Xie Yun also touched his hands up and down for a long time. If Di Jun hadn't been hiding, Xie Yun would have run to the bottom of his belly to touch his stomach.

Di Jun also told Jin Dan: "You have to learn to hide your legs in the future, understand?"

Jindan doesn't understand, but father said so, there must be a reason for father, so Jindan nodded to show that he understood.

Their play is really touring mountains and rivers.

Xie Yun sat on Dijun's back with Xiaodan in his arms, and Jindan flew with Dijun behind him.

After all, Jindan is still young, and his speed is definitely not as fast as that of God Jun, so Di Jun also slowed down to cooperate with his son.

Di Jun also used an enchantment on his back, and Xie Yun sat on it without a little wind, and it was very stable.

Xie Yun finally understands why Jin Dan and Xiao Dan like to play with Di Jun so much, even if Di Jun is not around, they still want to pester Tai Yi.

Because this kind of feeling is really good, it is different from flying, there is shelter in the plane, but there is no shelter in the golden crow, looking down, it is the dense mountains, rivers, streams and woods, occasionally flying over a city , is high-rise buildings, crowded with people.

It seems that all the troubles have disappeared. The world is so big that it is not just talk.

Xiao Dan nestled in Xie Yun's arms and asked, "Dad, why doesn't brother come with us?"

Xie Yun said with a smile: "Your brother is an older child and needs to exercise. When you break your shell, you won't be able to sit on your father's back."

Xiaodan was shocked, and said seriously: "That's fine."

Xie Yun remembered that he had asked Jindan a question, so he asked Xiaodan: "What do we Xiaodan want to do when we grow up?"

Golden Egg's goal is to become a kindergarten student, but it seems that his goal cannot be realized. After all, once the shell is broken, it will look like five years old, and it will not be like stuffing it into a kindergarten.

However, Xie Yun didn't expect Xiaodan to make him fall below his glasses again.

Xiao Dan said happily: "I will be a father when I grow up."

Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Xiaodan: "This way I can teach my son a lesson."

Xie Yun didn't know what to say, so he could only say dryly, "I have ambition."

Judging from the expectations for the future, the little egg is better than the golden egg.

Golden Egg's goal started out as a bowling ball and later turned into a kindergartener.

As soon as Xiao Dan made a sound, he said that he wanted to be a father.

This ambition is too little to score [-] points.

Xie Yun laughed softly.

Xiaodan was still very strange: "Father, what are you laughing at?"

Xie Yun: "Laugh at us little egg is too smart."

Xiao Dan proudly said: "That is! I will be smarter than my father and brother in the future."

The golden egg behind heard Xiaodan's words and yelled twice in disdain.

The translation is: "Your brother is still your brother, don't think too much."

Little Egg laughed.

After all, in his opinion, if he can sit in his father's arms and stay on his back, he is much better than his elder brother.

Looking at the famous mountains and great rivers below, Xie Yun became very poetic, and said: "I will be the top of the mountain, and I will see all the small mountains."

Then Xiaodan asked very shamelessly: "Dad, why are there only two sentences, and there are two more?"

Xie Yun: "...These two sentences are the essence, just memorize these two sentences."

In fact, he had long forgotten the other two sentences.

After graduating, the ancient poems and classical Chinese that I had memorized in the past have long been returned to the teacher.

The long poems that I can still remember quite well are Jiang Jinjiu, and the classical Chinese essays are Chushibiao and Mulan Ci.

Di Jun never landed, just flew in the sky, he has a blind eye, not to mention invisible to the naked eye, even the high technology of the human race can't find him.

Occasionally, one or two planes can be seen.

Jin Dan had never been on a plane before, so he flew around the plane a few times with great interest.

It was already night when we returned to Qingyun Town, Jindan was so tired that he threw himself into Xie Yun's arms when he landed, snatched his younger brother's seat, and fell asleep with his head on Xie Yun's shoulder.

The golden egg is good-looking, and when he grows up, he will definitely be a handsome boy with red lips and white teeth. When he sleeps, his face is still a little blush, no matter how cute he looks, and he is not heavy. Xie Yun does not want to put him down when he is holding him to sleep.

When renting a house, Xie Yun rented two rooms and one living room. Although there were only two rooms, the size of the house was not small. The house price in Qingyun Town was cheap, and now it only cost more than 3000 yuan per square meter, so the rent was even cheaper. It only costs more than 1000 yuan a month, which is still a big house of more than 100 square meters.

Moreover, this house was originally a new house for the young couple, and the children's room had been renovated, but the man was transferred to another place, and the woman followed him, so the house was rented out.

The first thing Xie Yun did was to take a shower. After running outside for a day, although he was sitting on Dijun's back, he was still sweating. With the wind and sand, he felt that his whole body was dirty. The egg and the little egg were stripped and washed, then stuffed into the room, and then Xie Yun began to take a bath.

only--

After washing and washing, things seem to be a little wrong.

There was no sound outside the bathroom at first, which is normal. After all, Di Jun doesn't like watching TV, and he doesn't have any other hobbies. He must be sitting on the sofa reading a book now.

After a while, there were footsteps outside, and it was getting closer and closer.

Xie Yun turned his head with the bubbles on his head, and what he saw was a figure standing outside the bathroom door. The bathroom door was made of frosted glass, and the inside could not be seen clearly, but the figure was seen by the bag, and it was a black mass. At the door, very presence.

Xie Yun suddenly felt a little nervous, no, he is not ready to meet Di Jun sincerely!

Although everyone is male, I have what you have, but the relationship is different, so I am very embarrassed.

If Zhao Gongming asked him to go naked swimming, he wouldn't even blink his eyes, but Di Jun stood at the door, even if he knew that he was a shadow in Di Jun's eyes, he would still be embarrassed.

Xie Yun cleared his throat, and asked dryly, "Is there something wrong?"

Di Jun's voice was also a little trembling, but he couldn't hear it unless he listened carefully: "Is the water hot?"

It's been a long time since I washed it, so I'm only asking now, don't you think it's a bit late?

Although Xie Yun slandered, he still said: "The water temperature is just right."

Di Jun: "Oh."

Then the two fell silent.

Xie Yun stood under the shower and almost slapped himself.

There must be someone among the two of them who should take the initiative, but Di Jun took the initiative and was blocked by himself.

So Xie Yun said: "I can't wipe my back, can you come in and help me wipe my back?"

Di Jun replied in seconds: "Okay."

cough cough.

The answer is too fast, can you be more reserved?

Then Di Jun honestly pushed open the door of the bathroom, and walked in amidst the mist of water vapor.

Di Jun was still very smart, he first said: "I'll take off my clothes first, otherwise I'll get wet."

Then he quickly took off his clothes and became shirtless. If he hadn't thought about restraining himself, he might even have to take off his pants.

Chirp and chirp with Xie Yunlai, no, chirp and chirp.

It was fine at first, when Di Jun rubbed his back, Xie Yun washed his hair and rubbed it, Xie Yun found that Di Jun threw the towel away, and rubbed it again, not just his back .

Xie Yun raised his head, feeling that the fog was so heavy that his feet couldn't reach the ground, and the hands pinching his waist were too tight, making him a little painful.

When he was dizzy, Xie Yun saw the water pipe at the beginning of the film. The water pipe was being inserted into the faucet. When the water pressure was high, it moved in and out. The water overflowed from the gap, and the wall of the pipe was also shaking.

Xie Yun felt a little pain and groaned.

The water pipe moved a little slower, and the water flow seemed to slow down.

Xie Yun was a little worried that the pipe wall was broken.

Moreover, the water pipe moved faster under the encouragement of the water pressure. Xie Yun felt that if this continued, the water pipe would probably break.

After the water flow gradually diminished and gradually calmed down, Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't dare to scream just now, his forehead was pressed against the tiles on the wall, and his whole body was still shaking because of the aftertaste.

A hand touched Xie Yun's cheek, and gently turned Xie Yun's head. Xie Yun's eyes hadn't been fully opened yet, just when he was deeply in love, the wall of the tube was bumped and bucketed, and the physiological tears burst into tears. After being stimulated, the water vapor evaporated again, and the eyes began to be sore and painful.

The wet lips just stuck to his lips, prying his lips and teeth apart.

Anyway, there is nothing to do tomorrow, the children are asleep, and the moon and stars are thin, and the water pipe is stiff again.

Xie Yun closed his eyes, put his arms around Di Jun's neck and said, "Go back to the room."

So Di Jun faithfully carried out Xie Yun's decree. Anyway, Xie Yun didn't sleep well that night.

The whole night when he was hit, his eyes could not stop crying.

Others don't joke about love failures, and no one cries.

Xie Yun slept until the sun was up the next day, and when he woke up, his waist didn't hurt, his legs didn't count, and his eyes weren't swollen, so he knew that Di Jun had used the fairy method, and it would be beneficial to find a fairy as a boyfriend.

It seems that the ointment given by sister Ma is useless.

Xie Yun was still a little distressed, feeling that the ointment was wasted, and it was a medicine made by gods anyway.

"Are you awake?" The bedroom door was pushed open.

Xie Yun sat on the bed, only a little quilt covered the key parts, his whole body was covered with red spots, plus Xie Yun was very thin, his collarbone was particularly obvious, sitting there with his head bowed, his chin looked particularly good, he looked full of a kind of Indescribable allure.

Di Jun's eyes turned around on Xie Yun, and then said: "I asked Jin Dan and Xiao Dan to find Tai Yi."

Xie Yun reached out and rubbed his eyes, nodded, and said in a very natural tone: "I'm hungry."

"I made porridge for you." Di Jun walked to the bed, stretched out his arms and hugged Xie Yun. Xie Yun's legs clamped Di Jun's waist, clinging to Di Jun like a koala.

Fortunately, Di Jun is not a mortal, otherwise he might not be able to carry Xie Yun, a guy who weighs more than 100 kilograms.

"Don't grind." Di Jun warned Xie Yun in a low voice.

Xie Yun pretended not to hear.

So before breakfast was finished, Xie Yun was eaten again.

Well, now that we've eaten, let's exercise.

Xie Yun changed from his reserved appearance before, and turned on the meat. We are not good men and women, so come on.

By the time Xie Yun saw Jindan and Xiaodan again, four days had passed since the night when he took a bath.

Xie Yun and Di Jun stayed at home for these four days, when Xie Yun was hungry, Di Jun could change food for him, and when he was thirsty, there was water at home.

Anyway, apart from eating and drinking, the two of them were basically entangled in bed.

Hmm... the sofa in the living room has also been built.

The dining table was not spared either.

In short, when seeing his two sons, Xie Yun's face finally turned red, and now he realizes belatedly, oh my god, I played too much before.

Four days, stay at home for four days.

King Zhou of Shang would not be as awesome as himself.

Xie Yun's face was still a little embarrassed, but Di Jun's face was full of complacency.

It can be seen from the unstoppable upturn of the corner of Dijun's mouth.

After all, Di Jun didn't smile much, he got used to it, and now with a smirk on his face, everyone could see that it was a good thing.

The imperial physician who brought his nephews over was almost overwhelmed by the gentle smile on his brother's face.

The kids couldn't see what was going on, but he could.

"Brother." Tai handed the little egg over.

Di Jun nodded: "I have troubled you these few days."

Tai Yi said seriously: "No trouble."

Di Jun: "Xie Yun has gone to the supermarket, come in first and sit down."

Taichi went in and sat down on the sofa.

Jin Dan and Xiao Dan obediently said hello to their father, and then the two younger brothers went to play together.

Di Jun poured Tai Yi a cup of tea.

Tai Yi sighed: "This is the first time you pour tea for me, it will be different after having a home."

Di Jun looked puzzled: "Did I treat you badly before?"

Taiyi: "...do you think you were nice to me before?"

Di Jun really thinks so, he recalled, he really never beat Tai Yi, never scolded Tai Yi, if Tai Yi got into any trouble, he helped solve it, he is simply the best brother in the world.

Taiyi took the golden egg as an example: "Just say the golden egg, hold the little egg every day, when we were young, did you hug me?"

"Besides, Jindan now thinks about Xiaodan for everything that is good. He teaches Xiaodan to read and write, and leaves his own toys for Xiaodan to play with."

"If Xiaodan is bored, Jindan will go to read fairy tales and tell Xiaodan when he comes back."

Tai Yi said to Di Jun again: "When we were young, if you had nothing to do, you just ran to play with a bird, and it was fine if you didn't see a shadow for a month or two."

"By the way, I remember that I found Monkey Wine, and you snatched it from me."

"Once I was hurt and you beat me up before you avenged me."

The time is too long, Di Jun can't remember it for a long time, it happened ten thousand years ago, the ghost remembers it so clearly.

So Taichi said: "Compared to being an older brother, you are far worse than a golden egg."

Di Jun had something to say.

He said: "The main reason is that you are not as cute as Xiaodan."

Taichi: "..."

Damn!Don't make me swear!