I woke up with an egg

Di Jun signed it. He was not going to pay attention to the person who asked for his signature. It was the golden egg that changed people's minds.

It's not what Jindan said, but mainly because he remembered that both Jindan and Xiaodan would buy a car and a house.

Zhao Gongming said before that the land in the mortal world is no longer unoccupied. If you want a house, you have to buy it. If you want to buy a manor in the emperor's capital, it is estimated that it will cost hundreds of millions.

Di Jun has no concept of money, and he has no money. According to the human race, he is a pauper.

Now living in Xie Yun's hotel, sleeping on a bed bought with Xie Yun's money, no matter how you look at it, he is a softie.

Zhao Gongming didn't say it so bluntly, but that's what he meant.

Di Jun's self-esteem was hit. Back then, he was rich all over the world, and everything he saw was his property.

Why is everyone eating soft rice now?

When talking about this, Zhao Gongming was still very proud, saying that he occasionally went to work at the front desk, so Xie Yun was not considered to support him.

As for Nezha...he said that he has a peaceful mind to eat soft food, but at the same time he will also play a guest role as a security guard.

Generally speaking, the resident gods in the hotel can find their own shining positions.

So Dijun and Taiyi will eat and wait to die.

As for Mrs. Ma and Zhinu, Mrs. Ma doesn't come to the hotel very often, and she pays for it once in a while.

Zhinu is Xie Yun's teacher. It's only natural to live in a student's hotel. Didn't you see that the curtains and tablecloths are all provided by others?

Hearing that being a star can make money for humans, Di Jun took the other party's pen after thinking about it for two seconds.

As for whether the other party can understand his words——then he doesn't care.

The words of the human race change too quickly, which is really troublesome.

The person who got the signature looked at the signature, but really didn't understand what it was signed.

The flamboyant words were written in the style of a brush with a neutral pen abruptly. The strokes are connected together, arrogant and unruly, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't match the aloof Di Jun at all.

Seeing that the crowd couldn't disperse, Xie Yun looked around and saw him in line, so he hurried over.

Di Jun didn't raise his head, and just as he picked up his pen to sign for the person in front of him, a hand grabbed his arm.

Xie Yun thought he was winking at Di Jun, so he grabbed Di Jun and ran towards the side where no one was around.

Di Jun was dragged by Xie Yun to a place where there was no one, just in a daze.

Xie Yun supported his knees with both hands, panting and waving: "No, I'm exhausted, I haven't run so fast for a long time."

Di Jun looked at Xie Yun with a confused expression.

Seeing that Di Jun didn't speak, Xie Yun thought Di Jun was angry.

Could it be... Di Jun just likes the feeling of being surrounded by stars and surrounded by people?

"I, I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know you liked signing autographs." Xie Yun quickly apologized and asked tentatively, "Shall we go back again? Shall I call them all back?"

Di Jun just looked at his hands, his puzzled expression remained unchanged.

"What about the reward?" Di Jun muttered in a low voice.

He thought the signing was to give him money!

Otherwise, why was he surrounded and signed by the human race for so long?

Isn't it just to earn money to buy a house for his children?

Xie Yun heard what Di Jun was saying now, it turned out that Di Jun was waiting to get paid after signing.

This is obviously—impossible.

But Xie Yun also discovered one thing, that is, Di Jun can't always take care of children. Even if he is a monster, he is still a human race. A man always needs to have a career.

There must be something to do.

Anyway, Xie Yun felt the disadvantages of having nothing to do before. Before that, he was under the supervision of Di Jun for a period of time. He didn't know what he was going to do every day, so he could only clean the table in the end.

Probably need to find something for Dijun to do.

Let him have his own "career", wouldn't it be better?

So Xie Yun led Di Jun to the coffee shop in the amusement park, where they also bought tea, Di Jun ordered a cup of black tea, Xie Yun ordered a glass of lemonade, and asked for more sugar.

"Are you quite a star?" Xie Yun asked suddenly, he actually didn't really want Di Jun to become a star, then Di Jun would definitely not see him a few times throughout the year, no matter how good the relationship is, it will fade after a long time.

Time can kill everything sometimes.

Di Jun: "Huh?"

Xie Yun asked again.

Di Jun was dumbfounded, he nodded, then shook his head: "I want to buy a house for Jin Dan and the others."

It was only then that Xie Yun understood what Di Jun meant—he didn't want to be a star, he just wanted to make money and provide good material conditions for the children.

"Then is there anything you are good at?" Xie Yun, "except spells."

Of course, you can't use spells anymore. What should you do if you encounter something that kills someone?

Di Jun thought about it seriously, he is a good fighter in fights, there is no one in the world to be afraid of.

But it was rejected by Xie Yun, he didn't think that Di Jun could be a thug, or a bodyguard under the orders of others.

Di Jun also said that he can scorch the earth like the sun.

Xie Yun: "Global warming is already serious."

Hey, Di Jun sighed leisurely.

"Do you know metaphysics?" Xie Yun provided a new idea, "Look at Feng Shui?"

Di Jun: "No."

Xie Yun: "Fortune telling?"

Di Jun nodded: "Yes."

Damn it, the majestic demon emperor, why does he tell fortunes?

This skill is a little bit strange.

Xie Yun: "Then you can tell your fortune in the hotel. Don't underestimate fortune-telling. Now the master who is accurate can earn a lot of money."

Although the mainland called for the abolition of feudal superstitions, there are still many overseas believers.

Especially fortune-telling.

Otherwise, why are so many people deceived by fortune tellers?

After all, it is thousands of years old. Although many people say they don't believe it, the body is sometimes very honest.

For example, Xie Yun's father, who is a bit rigid, has always advertised himself as an atheist.

As a result, Xie Yun was taken to a cave by them to play when he was a child, and he kept crying after returning home, insisting that there were outsiders at home.

Father Xie was also made a little hairy by Xie Yun.

So much so that Xie's mother said that she would ask a fortune teller to come and take a look, but he didn't refuse.

In the end, the fortune teller drew something on Xie Yun's back, but he didn't know if it was a word or a spell, but it would be fine the next day.

Father Xie thanked him well and gave him money and gifts.

Of course, now Father Xie thinks it's a psychological hint, so Xie Yun is fine.

As for whether there were psychological hints, Xie Yun didn't know. After all, he was too young at that time and had just learned to speak. It would be strange to have memories of that time.

Di Jun thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay."

Anyway, it doesn't affect him to take care of the child.

He is worried about letting others bring the golden and small eggs.

Xie Yun suddenly felt that Di Jun was quite cute, especially in places he didn't understand, Xie Yun lowered his head and laughed.

Di Jun had a cold face, looking extremely unruly, but when he spoke, his tone was very puzzled: "What's wrong?"

He didn't understand why Xie Yun was laughing and what he was laughing at.

Xie Yun suddenly said: "It's nothing, I just think you are more handsome than before."

Di Jun frowned, and was about to say something but was interrupted by Xie Yun: "Let's go to the mall first."

Xie Yun went to pay for the tea, the little girl who collected the money glanced at Xie Yun and Di Jun behind him, as if he wanted to ask but didn't ask, the whole person looked like a little squirrel, very cute .

Xie Yun was in a good mood: "What's wrong?"

The little girl asked softly, "Is that your boyfriend?"

Xie Yun: "No."

The little girl quickly said: "I'm sorry, I just think you are all handsome, there is no other meaning."

The little girl felt that they both looked familiar, but since they put on masks after drinking tea, they couldn't be sure of anything.

But she felt that these two should not be any stars.

After all, how could a celebrity come to such a small coffee shop?

And what came was tea and lemonade.

"He is the father of my child." Xie Yun whispered to the girl, and winked at her when she went out.

The girl froze in place, covering her chest with one hand, as if she was about to faint.

Well, so romantic!

The shopping mall in Yishi is not too big, it's pitifully small, but they didn't plan to buy anything rare, just a change of clothes.

Di Jun is not used, the clothes on his body are changed by himself.

As for Xie Yun—he felt that he should enjoy human habits and life when he was still a human being, and it would be better not to use such things as immortals.

"How about this set?" Xie Yun asked Di Jun holding the clothes.

Di Jun has his own aesthetics, so he shook his head and said, "Not very good."

The shopping guide next to him was nympho and nodded madly in his heart. Although this model is a hit, it is really ugly!

Xie Yun took another set: "What about this set?"

Di Jun: "It's okay, let's try it."

Xie Yun walked into the changing room.

The shopping guide approached Di Jun and looked curiously at the two children that Di Jun was holding. One was older, about six or seven years old, and the other was a baby, spitting bubbles and staring at her.

The shopping guide liked children very much, and praised him sincerely: "Your child looks so cute, and he can charm many girls when he grows up."

Di Jun, who didn't want to talk at first, looked serious: "Really?"

Shopping guide: "Yes, their facial features are really beautiful."

The golden egg looked at the shopping guide with the eggshell on it, and said quietly: "Yes, I am beautiful, and the little egg is also beautiful."

Xiaodan blew another saliva bubble.

The shopping guide was amused by the golden egg, and she said to Dijun, "They are also very smart."

Di Jun nodded. Although he looked calm and calm on the surface, he was already happy in his heart.

His children must be good-looking and smart, and they are born strong.

Di Jun touched the shell of the golden egg, and the golden egg arched in Di Jun's palm coquettishly.

Oh, Dad loves him so much, and sometimes he needs to coax Dad.

Don't look at my dad who always looks like no one cares about me, in fact, he also needs Jindan's love.

Jindan wants to love Papa, Papa, and Xiaodan, so busy.

After changing his clothes, Xie Yun came out of the changing room. This was a baseball uniform, a large black jacket with red stripes, and his pants were also sports pants that closed his feet.

"Looks good!" Jin Dan took the lead in expressing his opinion, "Daddy is super handsome!"

The praised Xie Yun walked over with a smile, took the golden egg from Di Jun's arms, and kissed the shell of the golden egg.

In the eyes of the shopping guide, it was the young man who kissed the child's forehead.

Xie Yun went to the front desk to pay, and the shopping guide looked at the back of the family of four leaving. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to get married.

But she soon came to her senses, now that she is poor, she should forget about it.

But she really couldn't see it, she thought it was the domineering president's man who was in charge of the house.

Xie Yun calculated the expenses during this period, and it would cost about 2000 yuan to stay here for a week, which is very cheap.

"I also bought some small gifts, and I'll take them back when the time comes." Xie Yun put away the local handicrafts. They were small wooden carvings, and I couldn't tell what they were, but they were exquisitely carved, and they were very delicate to the touch. Smooth, waxed, and less expensive.

Dijun: "How much would it cost to buy a manor in Dijun?"

Xie Yun looked puzzled: "Manor? Why buy a manor?"

Di Jun: "Zhao Gongming said that now the larger houses of the human race are called manors, with gardens and ponds."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "It's too expensive!"

Di Jun was puzzled: "Hundreds of millions?"

Xie Yun thought for a while: "Probably, but there may be more."

Di Jun: "The wine cellar is also needed."

Xie Yun held his forehead: "You just sell me."

"Don't be stupid." Di Jun patted Xie Yun's head solemnly, "You are worthless."

Xie Yun: "..." It hurts my heart!

"Why buy such a big one?" Xie Yun said, "I think it would be nice to buy a set within the third ring road, and thank God if you can have a hundred square meters."

The money he has now is enough to buy a toilet in the third ring road of the imperial capital.

Sometimes Xie Yun would like to travel back to his childhood and persuade his parents to borrow money to buy a house in the imperial capital and magic capital, and become a charterer so that he can live comfortably and earn a lot of money for the rest of his life.

However, this idea of ​​getting something for nothing is obviously impossible to succeed.

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun: "Why do you suddenly think of buying a house for them?"

Di Jun told the truth: "I don't know when you will become a fairy. Before you become a fairy, we must stay in the mortal world. The golden egg and the little egg must have a place to live. If they fall in love with mortals, they will definitely marry wives and have children." , when the time comes, there will be ten or eight children, and the house is too small to fit in.”

Xie Yun: "...Then what, I think only one child is enough."

Di Jun thought for a while: "Just in case, it's better to be bigger."

In the end, Xie Yun did not reach an agreement with Di Jun. Di Jun believed that a home must have a garden and a wine cellar. These are indispensable. The three-legged golden crow is not close to water, so the swimming pool can be omitted, and the garage needs one, right?At that time, I will definitely buy a car for the two children, as well as home decoration.

You must use solid wood for decoration, and if you want solid wood, you must choose lobular red sandalwood.

There are other kinds.

Xie Yun felt dizzy when he heard what Di Jun said. He didn't expect raising a child to be so difficult. Can he put the golden egg and the little egg back in again?

"I heard that humans can take out loans." Di Jun stared at Xie Yun intently.

Xie Yun spread his hands: "No bank would lend a hotel with such a small income hundreds of millions. It is impossible without mortgage assets, and even if it is really a loan, it will not be able to pay back the money."

Di Jun: "It's impossible to pay back."

Xie Yun: "Don't be stubborn, we can discuss this again, I think the hotel is pretty good."

Di Jun disagreed: "When the child grows up, he must leave the nest."

He already thought of the golden egg and the little egg growing up.

Xie Yun lay paralyzed on the bed: "I have no money, even if I sell it, I have no money."

Dijun turned his head to look at Jindan who was coaxing Xiaodan to talk, and made up his mind to let his child live in a normal house.

Now the human race's house is too small, if he changes back to his original form, the house won't even be able to hold him.

Just now.

The white horse was lying under the bed at this time, its small eyes were fixed on the man on the other side of the bed.

This man is Qiao Nan's father, Qiao Fuqiang.

He doesn't look like an ordinary man of this age. If you only look at his appearance, people will think that he is a refined and good man. He is tall, and his figure is not out of shape even in his 50s. He is wearing a suit.

Qiao Fuqiang's face is average, but this can't affect his temperament.

The woman opposite him was haggard, with yellow hair, and she was as thin as a walking skeleton, which made her nose look particularly big, and her eyes became more and more cloudy due to age.

Standing together, they don't look like people of a class at all.

"Old Qiao." The woman's smile was flattering, she looked very humble, she lowered her head, and didn't even dare to look directly at her husband, "You won't leave this time, will you?"

The expression on Qiao Fuqiang's face was a little impatient, but his tone was already gentle: "Xiaomei, don't be like this, you are such a grown-up person, don't you know what it means to get together and get together?"

The woman raised her head in disbelief. She grabbed Qiao Fuqiang's sleeve with a hideous expression on her face: "I married you when I was 17, and I endured hardships with you and lived a hard life. For so many years, you worked hard outside, and I took care of my father-in-law." Mother-in-law, I still have to take Xiao Nan, did I do something wrong?"

"You are right." Qiao Fuqiang turned his head away, "You are a good woman, I am sorry for you, but I have no feelings for you anymore, I don't want to waste your and my time, I will give you more in terms of property division, Xiao Nan I'll be ready for that too."

The woman grabbed Qiao Fuqiang's sleeve tightly: "You can't do this, you can't do this!"

Qiao Fuqiang raised his head in disgust, and didn't look at his first wife again: "Xiaomei, think about it, I'm doing it for your own good."

"Look at my friends, who didn't raise a few outside and let their wives stay at home alone." Qiao Fuqiang sighed again, with a considerate look, "We left, you can also find the first Erchun, find someone better than me."

The woman kept shaking her head: "No, you can't divorce me!"

Qiao Fuqiang was also annoyed: "Don't make trouble for no reason, okay? You are such a big man, can you have some brains?"

"Why?" the woman patted her chest and asked Qiao Fuqiang, "You always blamed me for what you did wrong. You cheated, and you still advertised yourself as a good person. Let me tell you, if I don't die for a day, you will die." Don't even think about divorcing me for a day!"

Qiao Fuqiang finally couldn't help it: "Li Mei! What are you planning! I won't lose your money, and your life will be guaranteed in the future. Do you want me to find you a man?!"

Li Mei yelled: "What do I want? I'm not doing well, Qiao Fuqiang. Don't even think about living well. I won't leave. In the future, all your children will be illegitimate children, and all your lovers will be concubines. Think about it." Fuzheng, if you want to have a son, go and make your mother's dream come true!"

"Li Mei!" Qiao Fuqiang yelled, but still suppressed himself. He looked at Li Mei sadly, "How did you become like this? You were not like this before."

Li Mei pointed at herself: "I have become like this? What have I become?"

"Qiao Fuqiang, let me tell you, don't even think about getting divorced! If you want to file a lawsuit, I'll fight with you. It will last for three to five years. Who's in a hurry!" Li Mei had already collapsed, her eyes were full of tears, A face flushed red.

"You are simply unreasonable!" Qiao Fuqiang knocked down the lamp on the table with a wave of his hand, clenched his fist, but did not wave at Li Mei.

Life is fun, get promoted, get rich and die with your wife.

Qiao Fuqiang now wished Li Mei was dead.

He strode away from the house with strides, and when he went out, he didn't look back.

After Qiao Fuqiang left, Li Mei struggled to stand up from the ground. She walked tremblingly to the living room, where a Bodhisattva was enshrined. She knelt down in front of the Bodhisattva with tears in her eyes: "Bodhisattva, believer Li Mei, is willing to give everything. , let Qiao Fuqiang have a terrible death."

Bai Ju jumped out of the bed.

Li Mei was startled by the white rabbit, and sat down on the ground.

Bai Ju jumped onto the table and slowly opened his mouth: "The Bodhisattva heard it and asked me to help you."

"Rabbit, rabbit, talk!" Li Mei screamed and passed out.

The white foal is only a week old, and he knows it's risky, but if he doesn't, he won't be able to achieve his goal. What can a rabbit do?

It has learned illusions - taught by Hu Dajia, but it hasn't graduated yet, and it doesn't dare to place its hopes on its own illusions, so it can only jump out now.

If Li Mei wants to get someone to catch it, it still has a way of escaping. There are so many rabbits in this world, as long as it runs away, no one will be able to find it.

What's more, Boss Xie will protect it.

So it is not afraid.

On the contrary, Bai Ju is still a little proud now, look, how many risks it has taken in order to pursue his sweetheart, he has moved himself to the core!

It babbled its own three-petal mouth. In fact, it didn't quite understand what Qiao Fuqiang said just now. The human race's feelings are very complicated, and so is their speech. What they say does not represent what they think. Bai Ju racked his brains for a long time, and finally The conclusion reached was that Qiao Fuqiang wanted a divorce and was willing to pay a large sum of money.

He acted like a good person, if someone else heard it, they might say that he was kind and righteous.

He would also think that Li Mei was making trouble for no reason.

Bai Ju looked at Li Mei who had fainted on the ground, she was not ugly, she was even as Qiao Nan imagined, but she was too thin, only a handful of bones remained.

What a pity.

The author has something to say: Golden Egg: Buy a Big House!

Xiaodan: How big is the big room!

Golden Egg: Eight out of ten!

Xiaodan: The forest department is rich!

Di Jun (resolute face): "Father will definitely buy it for you."

Xie Yun (Erkang's hands): "No"