I woke up with an egg

A strange thing happened in Qingyun Town. The well-known jobless people in the town suddenly went crazy. go to prison.

The police also looked puzzled, and drove Zhong Xin out.

It was the first time they saw someone crying and shouting to live in prison.

So Zhong Xin ran out in the middle of the night, smashed all the bank counters in the town, and then ran to the prison to surrender.

Now it can be locked in.

Zhong Xin felt that it was not safe outside, so every time he left the prison, he tried every means to commit another crime and was arrested again.

The number of arrests is increasing, and Zhong Xin's crimes are getting bigger and bigger each time. The biggest one is kidnapping, but the kidnapping is a dog, and the dog's owner is extorted for money.

Now he can live in prison longer.

White Colt and its younger siblings are celebrating.

Xie Yun promised to hold a banquet for them before, and now he is fulfilling his promise.

Some of these little monsters were vegetarians and some were meat eaters, so there were two big round tables in total.

Every dish was carefully cooked by Xie Yun, and Bai Ju's stomach was so full that he ate it, and because he drank some rice wine, he patted his belly in a daze and said: "Bad people will get bad rewards!"

The little monsters echoed one after another: "Teacher Bai is right!"

Bai Ju whimpered and said, "If I met this kind of person again before, I would scare him to death."

All the little demons cheered: "Teacher Bai is amazing!"

Xie Yun only found out later how these little monsters dealt with Zhong Xin.

Because there was plenty of aura in the hotel, and because Hu Da and the others agreed to help, when Zhong Xin entered the corridor, he actually stepped into the illusion of Hu Da and the others.

In fact, there are not many ways for monsters to harm people, which has something to do with their cultivation.

Orthodox practitioners, the most harmful their spells can do is illusion.

Unlike monsters who go on crooked ways, they have more means of harming people, and some of them can even improve their cultivation base by harming people.

It is said that they all jumped on Zhong Xin together in the end, and each one took a bite, leaving only the bones of Zhong Xin.

What Zhong Xin felt in the last second of fainting should be the taste of every inch of flesh and blood being eaten.

The great fear and torture completely broke down his psychological defense.

Xie Yun didn't ask too carefully.

Baiju was still thanking Xie Yun, it took out a leaf from the small bag behind it, jumped in front of Xie Yun with a big belly, and said to Xie Yun seriously: "Boss Xie, you are really a good person, This is our thank you to you."

Xie Yun shook his head quickly: "It's okay, I'm helping myself too."

But Bai Ju said: "No matter what the reason you started to take care of this matter, your actions have indeed helped us, so you can take this grass."

Xie Yun could only take the grass that looked like it was about to dry out, and thanked him: "Thank you."

Bai Ju waved his forelegs: "You're welcome, you have to remember to eat, this grass bag cures all diseases."

Xie Yun: "...Huh?"

The kitten next to Bai Ju chewed the last bite of the dried fish, flicked its tail, and let its body lick its balls. After feeling clean and comfortable, it said to Xie Yun, "This is magpie grass, which can cure all diseases." , our Teacher Bai only has three."

Bai Ju gave the kitten a chapter, and said angrily, "Don't talk in the future."

The kitten was very aggrieved, and Mimi asked, "Why?"

Bai Ju rolled his eyes: "If you know something, the whole world knows it."

They were making noise at the side, Xie Yun looked at them with a smile, there was no way, a group of cuties were arguing, is that called a quarrel?

It's just a collection of cute together.

Moreover, they are all milk sounds that only children have, and they are cute when they quarrel.

"I just want to tell you one thing." Xie Yun cleared his throat, "I'm going to open the lobby on the third floor of the hotel as a place for you to live."

"There are some requirements to follow if you want to."

Because the hotel is rare to have enough aura, none of the little monsters shook their heads, and they all looked forward to knowing what Xie Yun's request was.

"It doesn't matter what can be used as pets." Xie Yun said, "Teacher Bai and Er Gouzi, Mimi, hamster and little boar are not required, but snakes, spiders and calves cannot be shown in their original forms."

No way, he wasn't going to scare the guests away.

At this time, Hu Da said in a timely manner: "I will help you."

The spider rubbed its hands, feeling a little uncomfortable: "I just look a bit fierce, but I am non-poisonous."

The snake also said, "I am not poisonous either."

It doesn't matter whether it is poisonous or not, it's over if it scares people.

If the guests are frightened and kill them... that's called death and death in vain.

Spiders, snakes and other small animals who cannot stay in the hotel in their original form discussed it, and finally decided not to stay in the hotel.

"We live in the woods behind the hotel, and we won't let the people see us."

"I like myself better the way I am."

"Transformation is so tiring."

After a discussion, they decided that Baiju, Ergouzi, Mimi and Xiaohuang the hamster would stay in the hotel, and the other small animals would move to the woods behind the hotel.

Although it is not as good as practicing directly in the hotel, it is much better than the opposite mountain.

They were very grateful and gave Xie Yun many gifts.

These gifts are treasures they cherish, although most of them are not very valuable.

There are beautiful stones, strange roots, and bones left over from eating.

... Well, the bones Xie Yun also accepted.

Then put all these things in the cabinet in his room.

Little monsters say goodbye in the middle of the night.

Bai Ju said seriously to his little brothers and sisters: "When I'm not looking at you, you have to step up your practice. I will find time to go to the woods every day to check your cultivation speed!"

The little monsters shouted: "Okay! Teacher Bai!"

Xie Yun also put some food on them.

However, because the prepared food is too large, the calf can only be carried on the back.

The little monsters parted after saying goodbye.

Bai Ju and the others are not sad, the main reason is that they are very close, which means they are still together, but one lives outside and the other lives inside.

"When the time comes, I will build an amusement park for you." Xie Yun knelt down and patted Bai Ju's little head.

Baiju nodded.

They are monsters after all, and they are not afraid to play with children.

Xie Yun returned to his room after all this work was done. He was also under pressure these few days. Now that the pressure was relieved, Xie Yun felt sleepy.

He opened the door of his room and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower, but he was frightened as soon as he opened the door.

"Big, big." Xie Yun looked at Di Jun who was lying on another bed in his room, and couldn't figure out why Di Jun was in his room.

Xie Yun asked inexplicably: "Why are you here? Where is the third prince?"

Di Jun's expression was very calm, and the golden egg was dangling in Di Jun's arms, calling for Dad.

"Nezha said he wanted to sleep alone, so he changed rooms with me." Di Jun's tone was very calm, and he couldn't hear his emotions at all, as if he was explaining the facts.

Xie Yun didn't think much about it either, after all, Nezha had always shown that he disliked him, and it was normal for him to want to sleep in a room by himself.

"Then I'm going to take a shower first, you go to sleep." Xie Yun took out the bath towel and bathrobe, and began to undress in the room.

After he took off only a pair of underpants, he walked to the bathroom.

After Xie Yun left, Jin Dan turned to Di Jun and said, "Father is so white!"

The corner of Di Jun's mouth curled into a faint smile: "Yes."

Jindan said again: "Daddy has long legs."

Di Jun replied again: "Yes."

Jindan was happy: "The whole family is sleeping together!"

Di Jun still said: "Yes."

Jindan asked: "Dad, why do you and Dad sleep in two beds? You should sleep in one bed, husband and wife sleep together."

Di Jun touched the golden egg, and said gently to the golden egg, "When your father comes out, you can tell your father yourself."

The golden egg shook: "Okay!"

His golden egg is now married and has a child!

As a child born in wedlock, he must not be allowed to sleep in separate beds with his parents, otherwise his parents' relationship will break down, and no one will want him.

It's about to become a gray egg.

And he still has a fairy godmother.

Clothes and glass slippers that won't make a poor golden egg beautiful.

When Xie Yun came out of the bathroom, the water vapor in the bathroom seemed to permeate the whole room. His hair was wet, and his eyes were a little red because of the water in his hair. He looked a little pitiful. He was only wearing a Bathrobes, I don't know if there are underwear in them.

The way he looks now, he is too suitable to be bullied.

But Jindan couldn't feel this, and when he saw Xie Yun coming out, he immediately shouted excitedly: "Dad!"

Xie Yun walked to Di Jun's bed, bent down to touch the golden egg, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong?"

From Dijun's angle, he could clearly see the scenery under the bathrobe, and his Adam's apple seemed to move, but it didn't seem to move.

His eyelids lifted slightly, then quickly lowered to look at the golden egg.

Jindan said sadly: "Dad, why don't you sleep with Daddy? Is your relationship broken? Are you going to get divorced? Am I going to be a child of a single-parent family?"

Xie Yun was overwhelmed by this series of questioning.

Xie Yun could only look at Jindan stupidly, thinking that he probably heard it wrong.

Is this child... so precocious?

Who told him this?

So Xie Yun could only explain: "This is also normal. Different couples have different ways of getting along. Jindan is good. Think about it, everyone is different. How can every couple be the same?"

Jin Dan thought for a while, and felt that it was the same, so he quickly changed his position after being persuaded: "Then I will sleep with Dad tonight."

Xie Yun picked up the golden egg and hugged it in his arms, and kissed: "Okay, baby egg will sleep with daddy today."

Di Jun: "..."

In a way, his baby is really easy to be kidnapped.

When Xie Yun was lying on the bed, he couldn't fall asleep again. He obviously felt sleepy just now, but after taking a bath, he became refreshed.

"Master Yao Jun, are you asleep?" Xie Yun asked in a low voice in the dark.

Jin Dan slept very soundly. Once he fell asleep, he would basically be unable to wake up. Unless the sky and the earth shook outside, he could only wait for him to wake up naturally.

Just when Xie Yun thought Yao Jun had fallen asleep, Yao Jun's voice came from the darkness: "No."

Xie Yun said with some embarrassment: "Then let's talk."

Yao Jun did not refuse: "Okay."

Xie Yun opened his eyes and looked at the dark top of his head, and asked, "What does the Heavenly Court look like? Is it above the clouds?"

"No." Di Jun denied Xie Yun's thoughts, "The heaven and earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric, and the court of heaven is in the universe."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "This is the first time I've heard of what life in the imperial court was like?"

Di Jun also didn't know how the little fairies of the Heavenly Court lived. At his level, he didn't care how the Heavenly Court operated.

Anyway, this heaven is not his.

"I'm sorry." Xie Yun suddenly apologized, "I forgot that you are a loose fairy. You are a temporary worker and have no establishment. It's normal if you don't know."

Di Jun said "um", and Xie Yun insisted on asking him, but he could answer it, but since Xie Yun stopped asking, there was no need for him to answer.

The two chatted a little more, until Xie Yun was so sleepy that his eyelids were clenched, and then they said good night and burrowed into the quilt.

Because it is on the mountain, the hotel is very cool at night, there is no need to turn on the air conditioner, and it is covered with a thin layer of air-conditioning quilt. It feels so much better. If it weren’t for getting up to make breakfast the next day, Xie Yun didn’t even want to set the alarm clock .

When Xie Yun woke up, Di Jun and Jindan were no longer in the room.

Xie Yun rubbed the back of his head, usually Dijun would take the golden egg for a walk at this point, so Xie Yun was not worried, but went straight to the restaurant after getting dressed.

It's just that the usually quiet hotel is full of people.

As soon as Xie Yun left the room, he heard Chen Meng shouting hoarsely: "Everyone be quiet! Line up! Line up!"

The hall was now full of people, men and women, old and young, some with backpacks and some with suitcases.

As soon as Xie Yun came out, he heard a person in the crowd shouting: "Thank you boss! Thank you boss for coming out!"

Before Xie Yun could react, the crowd had already swarmed up and surrounded Xie Yun.

Xie Yun stood in the middle of the crowd and asked stupidly, "What's wrong?"

He is a good citizen!

"Thank you boss! We are here to buy handicrafts!"

"Wait, get out of the way first, I'm here to buy cloth!"

"I'm here to buy... Hey, I'm not here to buy things, I'm here to stay in the store."

"Fuck, do you understand what is first come, first served! I'm here to buy bedding!"

Amongst a lot of begging voices, "bedding" stood out and silenced others in an instant.

"What are you looking at, don't be full of yellow waste, okay?" The person who spoke was a middle-aged woman who was obviously rich, with gold rings on her ten fingers, a gold necklace around her neck, and gold earrings. It is simply a small coffer for action.She has a slightly fat body and a round face, which makes her look like a silly big sister.

The silly elder sister squeezed out of the crowd, walked up to Xie Yun, and said with a smile: "Boss Xie, I heard that I slept in your hotel and the quality of sleep was very good. I heard from my friend that your bedding doesn't seem to be good. I went to the store to buy it, and I’m here to talk to you about this mass purchase.”

As soon as the silly elder sister finished asking, a group of people rushed forward again, trying to squeeze Xie Yun into a paper man.

"I want to order a wooden figurine."

"Boo boo!"

"It's not your size! The boss hasn't spoken yet, so you're nothing."

"Bo, I want cloth!"

Xie Yun was dumbfounded, thinking that she had time traveled.

This is a hotel, not a department store.

Xie Yun hurriedly said loudly: "Everyone line up, line up, go to the front desk to line up first."

Only then did the crowd flock to Chen Meng again. Fortunately, they still remembered to line up, and of course they lined up honestly now.

It happened that Baiju came down to inspect.

It looks like a big brother, and it taught Hu Da how to be a big brother in the morning.

It's a pity that Hu Da couldn't understand, which made Bai Ju very sad.

It never thought that the legendary vixen was so innocent. If someone told it before, it would definitely think that the other party's brain had gone wrong.

As a vixen, she is born soft, beautiful and enchanting. Both men and women are born with charm.

As a result, none of the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family knew how to play tricks. Hu Da even said to Bai Ju, "Show tricks are not a good thing. Don't learn them. If you make a detour, you won't be able to get back."

Bai Ju really convinced the three brothers and sisters.

As a vixen, I don't know whether to say success or failure.

But seeing how happy the three of them are all day long, it is estimated that they are quite successful.

However, Baiju felt strange because of the other people in the hotel.

It can feel the powerful spiritual power in the hotel, but it doesn't know where this spiritual power comes from.

As for the immortals in the hotel, Bai Ju dared not even think about it, the reason is very simple, this land has not seen immortals for hundreds of years, even nearly a thousand years.

There are no rumors of any monsters becoming immortals.

Every time the monsters watch the weather forecast to see where there is a phenomenon, and when they are about to observe the ascension of the seniors, they will helplessly find that it is really just a change in the climate.

Over time, all the monsters felt that it was impossible to become a fairy.

Whether there are gods... This is also open to discussion.

Only big families among monsters, especially those with elderly parents, would insist that there are gods.

As for why no one has become a fairy for so many years, it is because they are not dedicated enough to the Tao, they have not worked hard enough in cultivation, and their cultivation base is not advanced enough.

All in all, it's your own fault if you can't become a fairy, so don't throw the blame around.

Bai Ju first rubbed against Xie Yun's legs, then jumped to the table and watched these people hand over their ID cards to Chen Meng.

Well, if it becomes a human form in the future, it probably needs such a small hard film.

"Is this rabbit yours?"

Chen Meng replied with a smile: "Yes, our boss said that it is the mascot of the hotel."

Bai Ju raised his chest proudly.

Listen up, mascot!What a fancy name!

It made him want to change his name to Jixiang.

This moral is also very good.

"Can I touch it?"

Chen Meng: "Of course, but please don't use too much force."

The girl stretched out her hand and touched Bai Ju's head, and Bai Ju put his head on the girl's palm with great insight and rubbed it.

"It's so cute!" The girl was conquered by the way, and exclaimed, "It's so cute."

Chen Meng said with a smile while recording his ID card: "It's very docile, as long as it doesn't hurt it, it has a good temper."

The women next to me want to touch it.

So Bai Ju enjoyed the treatment of the stars and the moon.

The guests at the back were bored waiting, so they just got together to chat for a while.

"Where did you see this hotel?"

"I read it on the post bar. A little girl said that the handmade facial cleanser and mask provided by the hotel can remove acne, and the hand sanitizer can also make the skin of the hands smooth. I want to try it. If the effect is good, bring more Take a few bottles home."

"I saw a photo of a double-sided embroidered fan on Weibo, and I'm going to buy some for my collection."

"I saw someone on the forum saying that the food in this hotel is delicious, and they boasted very loudly, saying that if you eat it once, you can die without any regrets, so I came here to taste it."

These people were very excited about the discussion. At this time, they turned their heads to a young couple who had never been born: "What about you?"

The young couple shivered, feeling deeply that they didn't fit in: "We just came to stay at the hotel."

A few people looked at me and I looked at you, and said with emotion: "It's really strange."

"Strange" little couple: "..."

You don't come to the hotel to stay in the hotel, you are so strange, okay!

Because he didn't know in advance, Xie Yun didn't have time to prepare anything, so he could only postpone the business discussion for a day, and the guests all expressed their understanding.

He has to get the food that will be served all day today and tomorrow.

Xie Yun was chopping meat in the kitchen until the very end, her waist couldn't stand straight, but it was Hu Niu who took the kitchen knife and completed the task evenly and ferociously.

Xie Yun was a little curious: "What were you thinking when you chopped the meat?"

Hu Niu smiled shyly, "I miss my former classmates."

...What kind of hatred do you have with your former classmates?

After the busy day was over, Xie Yun walked back to the room with tired steps. He really didn't have the energy to coax Jindan today, and he had already thought about how to apologize to Jindan before he opened the door.

result--

Who will tell him why the original double room became a double room after yesterday's roommate change?

Although the bed in their hotel single room can sleep two people, it is definitely not as big as this bed.

And this bed...is actually made of mahogany, with window curtains, and carved fences around it.

Xie Yun stood there stupidly, forgetting to keep his mouth shut.

As for Di Jun——sitting on the sofa beside him with Jindan in his arms, he said to Xie Yun, "Jindan lost his temper today and said that his parents are going to sleep together."

Xie Yun took a deep breath, it's useless to coax the golden eggs now, after all, they have changed.

Moreover, he and Yaojun are mostly men, so it’s okay to sleep together, so he said to Dijun with some embarrassment: "Then you can only feel wronged and sleep with me. I don’t sleep very well. If you accidentally bump into You, or hug you, just push me away."

Di Jun had an "understanding" expression: "It's okay."

After Xie Yun took a shower, Di Jun was already lying on the bed, and Xie Yun got into the bed, feeling a little weird.

After all, he hasn't slept with any male compatriots other than his father.

"Master Yao Jun, good night." Xie Yun closed his eyes.

Di Jun: "Good night."

Like a golden whirlwind, the golden egg quickly fell between the two and shouted: "Good night!"

The golden egg forced Xie Yun and Di Jun to move closer to the bed, the distance between the two became farther and farther, and the golden egg acted as a barrier in the middle...

Di Jun opened his eyes and looked up at the sky.

—Miscalculated.

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