I woke up with an egg

Soon, everyone in the hotel discovered that Boss Xie had become Di Jun's follower, basically wherever Di Jun went, Xie Yun would follow wherever Di Jun went, and Xie Yun would only be alone for a while when cooking—not really Alone, after all, Hu Niu and the others are helping.

All in all, Xie Yun found that his already pitiful rest time was compressed even less.

At this time, Xie Yun was peeling an apple, there was no way, Yao Jun wanted to hug the golden egg, Xie Yun was embarrassed and said with a shy face: "Brother, can you peel an apple with the fairy method?"

"I've finished peeling. Would you like to take a bite?" Xie Yun put the sliced ​​apples on the plate, and handed the plate to Di Jun with a smile on his face, how considerate and gentle he looked.

However, Di Jun just raised his chin, and then looked at the golden egg in his arms, expressing that he had to hold the golden egg with both hands and was not free.

Xie Yun, who worked hard without complaint, could only pick up an apple and hand it to Di Jun's mouth.

Di Jun opened his thin lips and bit the piece of apple.

Xie Yun quickly let go, he put his hands behind his back, rubbed his index finger and thumb, he felt as if he just touched Yao Jun's lips, but the touch was not very clear, and he didn't know whether he had touched it or not.

Jin Dan suddenly said, "I want Daddy to hug me."

Xie Yun is very busy, and Jindan has heard from Zhao Gongming, so he never acted like a baby and asked Xie Yun to accompany him.

But children are always close to their parents. He has been brought up by Di Jun a lot, and he really wants Xie Yun to hug him.

"Okay." Xie Yun smiled, wiped off his sticky hands, and leaned over to pick up the golden egg from Di Jun's arms.

The golden egg was heavy again, and Xie Yun almost lost his balance and fell down. Fortunately, he was a young man in his twenties after all, so he hugged it with difficulty.

Xie Yun was still a little curious: "Baby, why is it getting heavier?"

Di Jun explained from the side: "His body develops in the eggshell, and the more perfect it is, the heavier it will be."

Xie Yun: "..."

His baby sound was calling Jindan, how should he answer now?

Maybe Yaojun didn't hear the sound of baby?

Xie Yun looked at the golden egg with a stiff expression, and the golden egg said in a timely manner: "Because the golden egg has to grow tall and strong, and after the shell breaks, it must protect father and father."

"My little baby is amazing." Xie Yun lifted the golden egg up with difficulty, and then kissed the egg shell hard, "Our golden egg is so powerful, we will definitely become a good boy in the future."

Jindan was very happy to be kissed, giggling non-stop, and then said childishly after laughing: "Jindan is very powerful, Jindan will take Dad Feifei from now on."

Just like his father took him to fly, he also wanted to hold his father with his feet and take him to the sky.

"By the way, have you seen Hu Tianbao, Brother Hu?" Xie Yun suddenly brought up this topic, "I thought Yue Lao was an old man, but it turns out that he is so young, and the inherent impression is really bad."

Di Jun let out a chuckle, picked up the teacup that was set aside, and brought the rim of the cup to his lips: "He's not Yuelao."

Xie Yun was taken aback, and hurriedly went over to ask: "Brother Hu is not Yuelao? No way? Then what is he? A monster pretending to be Yuelao? No, if the monster is pretending to be, there are so many great gods in the hotel, there is no reason for him to be a little bit Are you not afraid?"

And he has seen Hu Tianbao's immortal method.

It doesn't make sense to say that he is a monster, otherwise why Hu Zhongtian, a vixen who has practiced for thousands of years, doesn't have this ability?

Di Jun looked at Xie Yun with a half-smile: "Let me tell you, what benefits do I have?"

Fuck!Is this still the unsmiling, arrogant and indifferent Yao Junda in my memory?

Afraid not to be taken away, right?

Xie Yun asked cautiously: "Do you still remember who came to pick you up the night you came down?"

Di Jun glanced sideways at Xie Yun, with a hidden smile in his eyes, and said calmly, "Forgot."

Xie Yun was shocked, and took a step back holding the golden egg, looking as if he was about to run away in the next second: "Then do you remember who sent you down here?"

Di Jun: "I forgot too."

Xie Yun: "!!!"

He nodded and bowed his head and said: "Then you rest first, Jindan and I won't bother you, I'll take a bath for Jindan first."

A golden egg that doesn't need a bath: "..."

What strange hobbies does his father have?Why do you like to use him as an excuse?

The golden egg sighed leisurely in its shell.

His silly dad, silly dad, from now on he can only be the IQ of the family.

"Golden eggs don't need to take a bath." Di Jun said in a cold tone in front of Xie Yun, expressionless.

Xie Yun felt that the temperature in the room had just changed from summer to winter, and his whole body was a little stiff, completely at a loss.

"I, I'm actually a fake fairy. It's not official, and it's not even a temporary worker." Xie Yun swallowed in fright. It would be too much to be able to take away a loose fairy like Yao Jun who has already become a fairy. No way?Anyway, it was not something he could offend, so he hugged Jin Dan harder and harder, feeling extremely flustered.

Xie Yun held back his fear, lest the other party chop him and Jin Dan off at the slightest disagreement: "Just tell me what you want. In fact, there is nothing good in the world. The spiritual power is thin and poor. It must not be compared to your hometown... ..."

"Otherwise, what do you want to eat? You tell me, and I'll make it for you." Xie Yun could only use this simple and rude method to seek escape.

Originally still serious, Di Jun, who was indifferent to the end, suddenly smiled.

Di Jun didn't smile often, it was a habit he developed after he became the demon emperor.

A demon emperor who loves to laugh does not do any good, and the group of demons will think that he has a good temper because of this, and will push their noses in the face.

He doesn't need the monsters to support him, what he needs is awe.

They were afraid of him, so they dared not resist him.

Once this habit is formed, it is difficult to change later.

At least Di Jun didn't change his mind.

Except for Tai Yi who occasionally said that his face was paralyzed, others dare not make irresponsible remarks.

So Di Jun didn't feel anything - he felt pretty good about himself, he felt that he had changed his temper since he was reborn, and he didn't know how cold and cruel he looked.

It was also the first time Xie Yun saw Di Jun's smile. He had seen Di Jun's smile, but at most it could only be described as an extremely small arc at the corner of his mouth, and sometimes he even held a magnifying glass go find it.

It was the first time Xie Yun saw a smile like today's.

Di Jun's temperament is cold and hard, this kind of coldness is the coldness of the superior, as if he was born overlooking everything, but he stands on the top, no matter what he looks at, there is no emotion in his eyes, like a god Buddha on the top, Even a glance is a charity of mercy.

However, when he smiled like this at this time, even if it could only be called a substandard smile, it was enough to make Xie Yun dumbfounded.

This smile softened Dijun's cold temperament, like a ray of spring breeze, a stream, not so earth-shattering, but it revived the earth, and his handsome facial features also became alive at this moment, from the stone statue on the altar , became a living being.

Xie Yun is more determined now that Yao Jun has been taken away, otherwise how could he show such a smile?

Yao Junda is usually a very serious fairy, although serious, but also very caring, otherwise why would he always help him carry the golden egg?

It was found that it was impossible to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Xie Yun decided to find another way, to the other party, talk!road!reason!

"What should I call you?" Xie Yun refilled a cup of tea for Di Jun tremblingly.

Di Jun seemed to be very satisfied with his actions, and said softly: "Whatever you usually call him, what you still call him now."

"Okay." Xie Yun asked quickly, "Then what are you doing here?"

Di Jun was expressionless: "The secret must not be revealed."

Xie Yun quickly said: "Then is there anything you want to do when you come to the mortal world? Tell me what you want, and I will definitely find a way to help you solve it, that is... Yao Junda's body... Yao Junda is a good god, who is especially considerate of the human race, endures hardships and stands hard work, loves the people, and takes justice as his mission. He is a rare good god. If he loses him, the mortal world will lose a precious wealth..."

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun was still saying: "When the time comes, mortals will definitely rise up and ask the Heavenly Court why such a good god has disappeared. At that time, the Heavenly Court will definitely send a god to ask, and you will be in trouble."

As he said that, Xie Yun had a sincere expression, and those big eyes seemed to be begging: "Let's discuss it. You can find a new body. Let Yaojun go, I will make you a golden body."

Jin Dan thought that his father and father were acting, and was held in Xie Yun's arms and watched with relish.

However, he is young, immature, and his memory is not very good, so he just watched the excitement, and he didn't know what happened.

This is good when you are a child, you will always be carefree, and you don't have to worry about doing anything.

"I am me." Di Jun was not going to tease Xie Yun any more, but was going to explain.

But Xie Yun suddenly said: "You are fireworks with different colors. I know that you came to this world to carry out a big cause. Now the gap between rich and poor in the world is a bit big, and there are still many problems. If you need it, I will give it to you every day. You react."

Di Jun was really amused now, he beckoned: "Let Jindan come, Jindan knows that he is smarter than you."

Xie Yun stared, and then said happily: "Jin Dan is my child, he is smart because I am smart, after all, I am inherited."

and many more!

Xie Yun opened his eyes wide, staring at Di Jun with a good look, he asked dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me just now?"

Di Jun nodded and readily admitted.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded, never expecting the gods to tease him.

Xie Yun rubbed the back of his head, resolutely not wanting to admit that he was too stupid, and after being hinted by Di Jun, he made up a lot of brains, so he moaned and said: "It's not that I'm too stupid, it's that you pretended too well, you must be It's a cover-up, just like when I was making a movie."

If this can make Xie Yun feel better, Di Jun is fine, he looks at Xie Yun, now Xie Yun's arm has started to tremble slightly, the golden egg is indeed too heavy.

Di Jun stretched out his hand, opened his arms, and said to Xie Yun, "Come on."

Xie Yun: "..."

What does it mean?

bring it on?what?

Is this making him take the initiative to throw himself into his arms?

"Isn't that good?" Xie Yun sighed and said tactfully, "Although I'm a sensualist, this kind of thing still needs feelings..."

Di Jun interrupted him: "Give me the golden egg."

I am most afraid of the sudden embarrassment of the air.

Xie Yun handed the golden egg to Di Jun with stiff limbs.

Very good, this time I really lost my face.

Jin Dan didn't notice this strange change of atmosphere, he said to Di Jun, "Father, I want to bask in the sun."

Di Jun touched the golden egg and said to Xie Yun, "Let's go to the balcony."

Xie Yun followed them up to the second floor with one hand and one foot.

At this time, the sun is just right, the sun's radiance shines on the earth, and the golden tulle is sprinkled all over the ground, but it is too hot.

Xie Yun suddenly thought of a cartoon he had read before, and he just took it out to ease the atmosphere. He said to Dijun, "Daddy, let me tell you a story."

Di Jun nodded, motioning for Xie Yundao.

Xie Yun said: "One day, Sun and Yun were chatting, and they saw a man wearing a windbreaker walking on the road. At this time, Yun said to Sun, let's make a bet and see who can make him take off his clothes."

Di Jun: "..." Why would he make a bet with Yun to make people undress?Maybe Taiyi did it, well, Taiyi can do it.

Tai Yi, who was far away in the heavenly court, touched the base of his ear: "Why does it feel a little itchy, is my brother talking about me?"

Xie Yun continued: "Then the cloud started blowing, blowing a cold wind, trying to blow off the clothes on this person, but the person didn't take off his clothes, but pulled them tighter. Cloud failed, he was not convinced Tell the sun, I can't make him take off his clothes, and you certainly can't."

Xie Yun: "The sun just increased its own heat, and this person took off his clothes by himself."

Di Jun: "...What does this story want to say?"

Xie Yun was also stunned, and he backed his head silently: "I probably want to say that you can't use brute force to take off a person's clothes, you have to let him take them off willingly... right?"

What the hell is he talking about?

Di Jun was silent, and Xie Yun was also silent.

The embarrassment did not ease, but it was even more embarrassing than before.

Xie Yun suddenly thought of the question he was curious about before, so he turned his head and asked: "You said Brother Hu is not Yuelao, so who is Brother Hu?"

"Rabbit God." Di Jun didn't hold back anymore, and directly told the truth.

Xie Yun: "Is it the Rabbit God I understand?"

Di Jun nodded: "That's him."

"Then why is he called Hu Tianbao?" Xie Yun was puzzled, "And the Rabbit God is not the rabbit raised by Chang'e?"

Di Jun put down his teacup: "Hu Tianbao is a mortal, he became an immortal after death, but was just a nobody in life."

Xie Yun was a little surprised: "How did he die?"

If it wasn't an earth-shattering death, how could he become a fairy after death?

"He admired the inspector censor who was sent to their local area. Every time the inspector censor was promoted to the hall, he would peep from a distance. After the inspector censor found him, he asked him. He didn't say anything at first, but then he was tortured. Open your mouth."

Xie Yun: "What year was that?"

Di Jun thought for a while: "The early years of the Qing Dynasty."

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun: "How do you know?"

Di Jun said softly, "I know the affairs of the world."

In fact, it was just that most of the gods in Tianting were idle. When they were talking gossip together, he happened to pass by and listened to it.

It's not a secret anyway.

After becoming a fairy, everything in the world is no longer a secret.

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun with admiration, Sanxian can know the world's affairs, so can he be so awesome when he becomes a Sanxian in the future?Xie Yun continued to ask: "And then?"

Di Jun: "He said that because the other party is too beautiful, he can't forget it. Although he knows that he is not good enough for the other party, but his mind is flustered, so every time he comes back to his senses, he finds that he is looking at Xun Chan Yushi."

"The inspector censor cut him off in a fit of anger." Di Jun said the end of the story.

Xie Yun was fascinated: "Is it already so open at that time?"

I ran to the court to peep, and the first sentence of my confession was "because you are so beautiful".

Isn't this looking for a fight?

But even if it is beaten, execution is still a bit too much.

Hu Tianbao didn't do anything outrageous, and there's nothing wrong with liking someone, but there's something wrong with obstructing official duties.

After all, it was the early Qing Dynasty, ancient times, so it is still understandable.

Fortunately, Hu Tianbao became the rabbit god.

In fact, Di Jun didn't finish his sentence. Hu Tianbaofan's biggest mistake was not spying on people in the courtroom. He even went to the toilet to spy on people.

At this time, Hu Tianbao was chatting with Jiang Xiao, teaching Jiang Xiao his own experience: "Do you know how many ways the word homosexuality has? It has been said since ancient times."

Jiang Xiao counted with his fingers: "Longyang, Fentao, Duanxiu, Hugback."

Hu Tianbao was a little surprised: "Not bad, you know all these, Long Yang, do you know?"

Jiang Xiao actually didn't know, so he knew the general idea: "Mr. Longyang? I don't know."

Hu Tianbao quickly said: "Mr. Longyang is very powerful. Let me tell you, even if you are a 0, you must also be a 0 who has an elegant demeanor. Everyone in the world thinks that Lord Longyang is attractive because of his appearance. This is wrong."

"He is not only beautiful, with a beautiful crown in the harem, but also one of the best swordsmanship masters at that time. He went to other countries as envoys. He was a well-known strategist, martial artist and diplomat at that time. In his husband, that is, Wei An After the king's death, the new king still relied on him, and did not kill him just because he was his father's male favourite."

"Tell me, is he very successful?" Hu Tianbao laughed, "So, to be a zero is to be an awesome zero like Long Yangjun."

Jiang Xiao looked confused: "Does it need to be so powerful?"

Hu Tianbao nodded affirmatively: "Of course I need it. A man who can use a sword is the most handsome."

For example, the one... who killed him with a sword, now that I think about it, he was very handsome when he killed himself with the sword.

Jiang Xiao was stunned, is it so difficult to be gay now?Do you have to know how to use a sword?

"Brother Hu." Xie Yun finally got away from Di Jun, and as soon as he walked to the lobby, he saw Hu Tianbao who was talking to Jiang Xiao.

Hu Tianbao also smiled at Xie Yun: "Brother Yun."

Xie Yun also greeted Jiang Xiao, and then said to Hu Tianbao: "Brother Hu, shall we chat?"

Hu Tianbao knew that Xie Yun should know that he was not old... But, who told him?I have been here for two days, I don't know why, I haven't seen a fairy, and I haven't noticed the fairy energy.

Either there are no gods in this hotel at this time, or these gods are much stronger than him, and he doesn't even notice it.

Hu Tianbao was brought into the kitchen by Xie Yun. The kitchen is big enough, there are snacks and water, and there are chairs to sit and rest. It is a good place to talk when no one is eating.

"Brother Hu, how did you replace Yuelao?" Xie Yun asked straight to the point.

"I chased him back halfway, threatened him a bit, and then came down." Hu Tianbao didn't tell lies, he said what he did then and now.

Xie Yun: "...What is your purpose for coming down?"

Hu Tianbao didn't play sloppy: "Look for someone."

Xie Yun understood: "Looking for that inspector censor? Didn't you just see that the family was good-looking? There are many good-looking gods in Tianting."

Hu Tianbao shook his head: "Looking good is only one aspect, you don't understand."

Xie Yun's mind was full of question marks, why didn't he understand?

Hu Tianbao sneered: "You look like a virgin."

Xie Yun: "Do you want to be so direct?"

Hu Tianbao didn't take it seriously, he had never seen Di Jun, and not everyone in Tianting could see Di Jun, he was a little fairy or a ghost fairy, no more than those gods who were born with supernatural powers, Hu Tianbao I thought Di Jun was a mortal who was a little too good-looking.

He winked at Xie Yun: "The one who went upstairs with you just now is your man?"

Xie Yun suddenly remembered that before Di Jun came, Nezha also said "your man".Are the words used by gods to describe love relationships so scarce?

"We are discussing your matter, don't try to blame me, I won't be fooled." Xie Yun said firmly, he asked strangely, "But it's been so many years, I don't know how many times I have been reincarnated, Can you still find it? And so what if you do?"

"What if he is an old woman now? Or an old man? What's more, he is not even a human being, but a pig or a cow. What do you want to do?"

Hu Tianbao, who had never thought of this, was stunned. He lowered his head, looking thoughtful, and raised his head again after more than ten seconds. He said to Xie Yun: "I've thought about him for hundreds of years, and it's become a reality." The demon is gone, I don't hate him for killing me, I offended him at that time, I deserve it for him killing me, but my obsession has never disappeared."

He is still a lover.

The first time Xie Yun met, he took out from his arms the handkerchief Zhinu gave to no one. It was pure white and embroidered with flowers. She was willing to comfort her: "Don't be sad, come, wipe."

Hu Tianbao took the handkerchief inexplicably, and looked at Xie Yun inexplicably.

After a while, an angry howl came from the kitchen——

"I! No! Cry!"

The author has something to say: I like Mr. Longyang better. The Rabbit God is really miserable, but peeping on others going to the bathroom is really not recommended.

And the hometown of the Rabbit God is Fujian, so there are more Qi brothers in Fujian.

ps: Regarding the origin of the Rabbit God, Qiqi is taken from the folklore of "Zibuyu", which is also a relatively wide legend.

There is another one in "Canghai Supplements", the rabbit god is the moon rabbit god, who claims to be the rabbit god from the moon palace, that is, the moon rabbit.

Qi Qi chose the first one, mainly because she thought it was more dramatic, and also because Yu Yuelao and Rabbit God, they are actually ghosts appointed by the Yin Division (Yuelao is not very testable), that is to say, one At the beginning, they all worked in the underworld, and then climbed up.

After much deliberation, I think the first legend is easier to use.

muah.