I woke up with an egg

"how is this possible!"

Zhao Gongming stood at the entrance of the hotel. His face was no longer as confident as it was when he first arrived. On the first day when no one was around, Zhao Gongming still felt that his divine power might be delayed. As a result, no customers came to the door for a week. Gongming's self-esteem was blown to scum.

When the God of Wealth has been in existence for thousands of years, some pious believers invited his idol at home, and if he shared a little bit of divine power, the family could continue to make a lot of money for several generations. Why is his deity here, but it is useless at all?

"Maybe it's because it's too far away." Xie Yun comforted the God of Wealth who was about to collapse while brushing the floor. He found a tutorial on the Internet. The old dirt on the floor can be wiped with baking soda, white vinegar and other materials. Xie Yun tried it, and found that after waiting a few minutes to brush it with a hard brush, it could still be cleaned, so she became a cleaner.

There is no way, Xie Yun can't even get the money for the cleaners.

Zhao Gongming was still pacing in front of the hotel, saying nervously: "No, I don't believe it."

"It must be the God of Poverty who hurt me!"

Xie Yun had a sore arm and put down the brush to rest. He turned his head to see that Nezha was still playing Snake Eater, and he wasn't tired yet.

Originally, the third prince wanted a better game console, but Xie Yun explained that game consoles cost money, and they cost thousands, so he had no money.

So the "understanding" third prince can only say that after earning money, the first priority is to buy a game console.

As for the golden egg, it may be because the weather has been good recently and the sun is shining every day. The golden egg basking in the sun is very quiet, moving on the sofa in the hall.

It would be nice if I could always be this relaxed.

"Are you really poor?" Xie Yun poured a glass of water and drank it all by himself. The weather was getting hotter and hotter. In order to save money, the hotel didn't turn on the central air conditioner, otherwise the electricity bill would be unbearable.

Zhao Gongming looked aggrieved: "The poor gods in the folklore are actually poor ghosts, not gods. The real poor gods are not called poor gods."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Then what's his name?"

"It's all Jiang Ziya's fault!" Zhao Gongming gritted his teeth, "What do you think is wrong with him naming his wife? Be a broom star!"

Xie Yun was confused: "Why did you get involved with Jiang Ziya?"

He happened to be a comrade-in-arms, and Nezha was distracted during the game and said: "Jiang Ziya's wife Ma Shi, Jiang Ziya couldn't do anything back then, she fished every day, and couldn't support a family, so Ma left. When I went back to find him, Jiang Ziya couldn't bear the obsession, so he made her a broom star."

Xie Yun: "... how much he hates his wife."

Zhao Gongming was so angry that his hands were shaking: "No, I have to ask Mrs. Ma to ask!"

In Jiang Ziya's time, most women from small families had no names, only surnames, so Ma was called Ma, without a big name.

Although Zhao Gongming is angry, but the handsome man who is angry is also a beautiful man!

The little girl at the front desk stared at Zhao Gongming in the distance. Ever since she found out that the new boss had found a relative, she was shocked by the appearance of this relative!He is more handsome than a star!

Moreover, this person always has a smile on his face, which makes people feel good, and he is also very polite. He just said "please, thank you, you're welcome, sorry for your trouble".

She felt that if this Mr. Zhao was willing to rely on his face to eat, he would definitely be able to earn a lot of money, and since this gentleman came, she can eat two more bowls of white rice every day, and her figure is getting plump day by day. To start losing weight.

Just as Chen Meng, the little girl at the front desk, was committing a nympho at Zhao Gongming with her chin propped on her chin, another figure appeared in front of the hotel gate.

Although the distance is a bit far, it can still be seen that the other party is a woman, and a woman with a good figure.

Thin waist, tall stature, chest and buttocks, walking posture is different from ordinary people, walking with graceful waist and light posture, but it does not look frivolous, but makes people feel elegant.

As soon as Zhao Gongming saw her, he immediately walked over.

This person is Mrs. Ma, the broom star. Before Zhao Gongming came close, she raised her brows upside down, gave Zhao Gongming a sideways look, and said in a bad tone, "Good job, Zhao Gongming! Put all the shit on my head! Human world Now that the gap between the rich and the poor is getting bigger and bigger, I have so many tasks to do, how can there be any air traffic control in this Raoshizi Hotel!"

"Let's talk about it." Ma Shi sneered, "Aren't you the God of Wealth? To make a hotel rich, isn't it just a sneeze for you? Well, you smashed your own hand and want to throw the pot at me? Go and dream of your spring and autumn big head!"

Poor Zhao Gongming didn't even say a word, he was sprayed with blood, he was out of breath, his face was flushed, but he didn't say a word.

"Sister Ma." Xie Yun was afraid that they would fight here, and he has no money to repair it now, "Would you come in first?"

Zhao Gongming was about to say something when Mrs. Ma looked at Xie Yun. Her expression gradually softened. Her red and phoenix eyes looked at Xie Yun a few more times. Just when Xie Yun couldn't stand upright, Mrs. Ma smiled slightly. With a blessed body: "My family is the daughter of the Ma family. If you have been nagging me this time, I will give you a good gift."

After speaking, Ma Shi walked into the hotel.

Zhao Gongming saw that Mrs. Ma had stepped into the hotel, and then he sighed to Xie Yun who was still wandering in the sky: "It's easy to ask God to send God away. Since you let her in, you can find a way to get around it yourself."

Xie Yun came back to his senses: "..."

no!No one told him that!

Now everyone pays attention to breaking the feudal ideology, who knows what habits these gods have? !

Chen Meng watched the woman walk in first, her eyes widened, this person is too beautiful!

Ma Shi's original appearance was not too beautiful, she only had a pair of eyes and she was somewhat beautiful, but she had a good figure and a scholarly temperament, so she looked different. Later, she became a god, and she was in her original With a slight improvement in appearance, it will naturally be more beautiful.

And at that time, it was very important that no one was on the bone but not on the skin, so Ma Shi's demeanor was also very good, and people couldn't take their eyes off with every gesture.

"It's too barren here." Mrs. Ma sat on the sofa and had a face-to-face meeting with Nezha. The two are old acquaintances, but Mrs. Ma is a little god, and Nezha is the second generation of power—they are becoming Nezha was the famous Lingzhu before.

So in front of Nezha, Mrs. Ma would not be as presumptuous as talking to Zhao Gongming.

Mrs. Ma said with a smile, "The crown prince is here."

Nezha was sitting on the sofa, um, sitting cross-legged, without taking off his shoes.

"When this person attains enlightenment and becomes an immortal, I will be able to retire." Nezha said without hesitation.

Mrs. Ma smiled slightly: "But how did I hear that the Heavenly Court originally planned to let Xiaoxian go down to the earth to help, but in the end, you, the crown prince, took the lead?"

Nezha was taken aback, but quickly said: "This is the responsibility of the gods in the heavenly court, how can we divide the immortals into big and small?"

Ma Shi chuckled and said, "If the crown prince lets me stay here, I won't complain to the Heavenly Court."

Nezha sneered, and Xie Yun, who was listening, murmured that it was not good. The prince is a murderer, and he is the only one who kills others. How can anyone threaten him!

At this time, Mrs. Ma said: "Anyway, my family is not going away, so Zhao Gongming confiscated a big shit bowl for my family. If my family left, wouldn't I be sorry for him? The so-called cause and effect, this is the reincarnation of cause and effect. The crown prince is a great Dharma protector, so he won't drive the slave away, right?"

Probably Nezha is also idle, and when he heard what Ma said, he also nodded: "Then you can stay here."

Xie Yun burst into tears, but he didn't dare to remind, Prince, it seems that your game console is really far away.

At this time, Chen Meng, the little girl at the front desk, quietly logged into Penguin on the computer, and sent two photos she secretly took to her little sister.

[Don't say that my sister has good things and doesn't miss you!The friend of the new owner of our hotel is here. He is staying here for a long time. He is very handsome and has a big beauty. Come and see him! "Picture.jpg" "Picture.jpg"]

The friend quickly replied: [Day, is it true?Aren't you a bird that doesn't shit? 】

Chen Meng was a little proud: [This is called Feng Shui turns, come quickly, maybe you can take a group photo, your Weibo popularity has declined recently, and you can also do a live broadcast. 】

Friend: [Fuck!you're right!I will come tomorrow! 】

Chen Meng's little sister is a small internet celebrity, she doesn't have many fans, but the monthly tipping is enough to make ends meet.

But now there are more and more live broadcasts, and the pressure of competition has increased a lot. They also have their own families who engage in live broadcasts, and the family will pay them a basic salary. Her family said that if the popularity declines, they will Get her out of the family.

Can you be in a hurry?

Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

Because the gods didn't have to eat, after Chen Meng and Auntie Cleaning handed over the work and left, Xie Yun was left alone in the hall holding a small bowl to eat, with a glass of white water and a can of rice in front of him.

He has been like this for a week.

If this continues, he feels that he will soon die of malnutrition, but he is too embarrassed to ask his family for money.

The wooden floor has only been brushed clean a small area.

Xie Yunqian chewed the rice and felt that he had probably suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck.

When others meet gods, it is a blessing from heaven.

He met the gods, but he couldn't even eat enough.

Sister Ma looked at Xie Yun's dinner, and said approvingly: "You have such a large family business, but you are so frugal. If everyone is like you, the human world will prosper."

Xie Yun accepted Sister Ma's compliment with a bitter face.

He also wants to eat sea cucumber, abalone and shark's fin, but he has to have this condition!

Nezha sold Xie Yun on the sidelines: "This land is a loan from his family, and he has to pay back the money every month. There is no customer, so he can only go out and not come in."

Sister Ma's face was shocked: "It's so poor! It's really pitiful."

Zhao Gongming was still sarcastic: "Now that you are here, you will probably be even poorer."

Sister Ma snorted: "How do you know I didn't bring money here?"

Zhao Gongming was taken aback: "Joke! I'm the God of Wealth, I even..."

"You are not the only god in the world." Sister Ma chuckled, and said, "It just so happened that I had an appointment with Suixing to talk about chess, so I took this opportunity to let him come over."

The Erzhang monk Xie Yun listened to couldn't figure it out, so he asked Nezha in a low voice: "Which great god is Suixing?"

Nezha is used to Xie Yun's ignorance: "The Three Immortals of Fu, Lu, and Shou, the God of Fortune is a person who turns into a star."

Xie Yun: "...I, my day!"

Are these guys going to drag all the gods into this broken hotel?

Alexander!

The author has something to say: Xie Yun: The fairy plug-in is in my hands, and I have the world.

About Ma Shi (from Internet information, book information is not strictly recorded):

The broom star is a god in Chinese myths and legends. It is said that Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma, was transformed.

Back then, Jiang Ziya was not good at making money to support his family, but he often lost money. His wife saw that life could not go on, so she abandoned him.When Jiang Ziya became famous and became a god, his ex-wife heard that Ziya had become famous in Chaoge, and felt guilty in her heart, so she hanged herself and died. A soul flew to the altar of conferring gods.

PS: Qiqi reminds me again that the textual research party is cautious. It is normal for myths to have different versions. It has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years, and the evolution of each region is different. In addition to referring to Fengshenbang, Journey to the West, and ancient myths, this book Qiqi also In addition to folklore, it has also been adapted by itself.

If you have to do research, I suggest you read these books that Qiqi refers to.

Please be careful in KY, Qiqi has its own adaptation of these mythical characters, from Chapter 1 to the present.