I woke up with an egg

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun, he was almost so frightened by what Di Jun said that he couldn't close his mouth, it took a while to recover his throat and voice, Xie Yun looked at Di Jun, and felt that Di Jun must have something strange suddenly So he sighed and said to Dijun, "Big Daddy, straighten your bathrobe, and I can see the hairs if you go down a little bit." Xie Yun put the computer on the side table while talking.

And Di Jun's mind is full of the words Xie Yun said: "I can see hair..."

This sentence was replayed repeatedly in Di Jun's mind, which caught him off guard.

Xie Yun reminded: "You put on your clothes, you want to video with someone, you are not too formal."

Di Jun's expression was complicated, he didn't need any action, the clothes were on his body, even his hair was not wet at all, it was dry and refreshing, the long black hair reached his waist, without any split ends, and without a trace of roughness.

If you add more light, you can shoot a shampoo advertisement.

This dress is home clothes, I don't know what kind of fabric it is, but it is soft and breathable. It is obviously the style of a Chinese tunic suit, but it doesn't look old-fashioned at all when worn on Di Jun, but it has a special charm, like a son of a scholarly family, but There is no weak temperament of a scholar.

Xie Yun still praised: "I've never seen someone as good-looking as you...or a fairy."

Di Jun nodded slightly, indicating that he heard it.

Di Jun didn't feel the slightest bit of praise, he had heard too much.

When he was still the sun, the human race praised his brilliance, and when the sun was scorching and the heat evaporated and the people were in dire straits, the human race feared and resented him.

Di Jun didn't care about his image in the eyes of the human race or other races.

It was impossible for him to make any changes for them anyway.

Xie Yun logged into the chat software on the computer, and then passed the other party's friend application. The other party's avatar is very official, just a solid-color picture, with a few words "Yinbao Pavilion" written on it, which is indeed quite realistic. They The "sound" itself is the selling point.

"They want us to do the dubbing." Xie Yun explained to Di Jun, "Do you know about the dubbing?"

Di Jun didn't know why, so he asked, "Why the dubbing?"

Xie Yun thought for a while: "Sui Xing is watching cartoons recently, have you watched them?"

Di Jun: "No."

"Wait a minute." Xie Yun turned on the phone and played a part of the big-headed son and the small-headed father to Di Jun, explaining, "These voices are made by real people."

Di Jun understood. He didn’t know much about cartoons. After all, Di Jun didn’t even watch TV dramas very much. He just walked around holding the golden egg every day, and by the way, he taught the golden egg how to stay in the eggshell practice.

As for Suixing... Ever since he became obsessed with anime and cartoons, he, who was originally kind, suddenly became a secondary school student, ushering in puberty that was thousands of years late.

Di Jun shook his head after reading it: "Not worthy."

This is so stupid, if he plays a stupid role, it would be too bad to ruin his image.

Anyway, he was also a demon emperor, but he couldn't afford to lose face.

Xie Yun didn't think there was anything wrong, he just said to Di Jun: "I also said that I am not worthy, but the other party is very persistent, so I can only reject them in person."

Di Jun frowned: "She just begged you to do something, since you refuse, she should get the point and quit."

"It's not easy." Xie Yun rubbed the back of his head, "I also made it through difficulties."

Di Jun could only watch the video of Xie Yun and the other party.

Opposite is a young girl, probably no more than 30 years old, she said earnestly: "You just try it, our circle is basically to generate electricity for love, everyone does it because of hobbies, and our club has been established for several years. .....has never been well-known, and I can get [-] as a reward..."

Xie Yunxiaozhi was courteous with emotion: "But you can hear it from my voice. I haven't received professional training, so my voice is definitely not as good as a professional one, and I can't reach the height of others."

The girl didn't care too much: "You don't have to worry about this, I will adjust the voice for post-processing, and your voice is very nice, it will be especially good if you deal with it a little bit."

Xie Yun looked at the girl's concentration and sincerity, with pleading eyes, he really didn't know how to reject her.

After all, Xie Yun was educated as a gentleman since he was a child, and he would not refuse girls' requests.

The girl didn't push too hard, she said seriously: "I'll send our agency's previous works to your email, please listen to it, think about it before replying to me, okay?"

Xie Yun nodded: "I will listen."

The girl breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I will also send you the script this time. It would be best if you like it."

After all, some CVs will change their minds after reading the script, such examples are not without exception.

The girl can only hope that Xie Yun can agree after listening to the dubbing of previous episodes and reading the script.

For a small club like theirs, it is even more difficult to find a well-known and popular cv.

Every circle is not easy to mix.

After saying goodbye to the girl, Xie Yun turned off the computer.

As for whether to answer or not, let's make a decision after he listens to previous works.

After all, he is also a celebrity now, and he hopes to attract more customers through the celebrity effect.

Di Jun suddenly said to Xie Yun: "She is going to be unlucky recently."

Xie Yun was puzzled: "Who? Which her?"

Di Jun: "That person on the computer just now."

Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's hand, and looked at Di Jun with shining eyes: "Master, do you know how to tell fortunes?"

Di Jun let Xie Yun hold his hand a little stiffly, his eyes flickered slightly: "When you open your eyes, you can also see luck."

Xie Yun was curious: "Isn't it the face?"

Di Jun shook his head: "The method of observing physiognomy used to be accurate, but now ordinary people have learned to have plastic surgery. Like painted skin, it is not their own thing. Of course it is not accurate. The best method is to observe luck."

Xie Yun looked excited: "Look, look at me, look carefully, do you see anything?"

Di Jun looked at Xie Yun inexplicably, he looked very seriously, he could even see the soft down on Xie Yun's face, and those clear amber eyes.

"What did you see?" Xie Yun asked impatiently.

Di Jun said, "The eyelashes are very long."

Xie Yun: "...other than that?"

Di Jun thought for a few seconds: "The skin is very good."

Xie Yunjue fell down, his hand was down, he grabbed Dijun's wrist, and asked with difficulty: "I'm asking about my luck? Can I get rich this year? Next year?"

Di Jun shook his head.

"No way..." Xie Yun sat down on Dijun's bed with a sad face, "I thought it would be miserable enough if I gave birth to a golden egg, but I didn't expect to take over this hotel, I thought it would be miserable enough to take over the hotel I didn't expect to be poor all the time..."

"What are you talking about! Are you chanting sutras!"

There was a shout from the next room.

Xie Yun opened his eyes wide, wouldn't he?Which elder brother has such good hearing that he can hear through the wall?

The sound insulation effect of this wall should not be so bad, right?

too exaggerated.

It seems that when the money is in place, this hotel needs to be re-maintained and renovated from the inside to the outside.

I don't know when the money from Jiang Xing will come.

"I won't disturb you anymore, I'll go back to sleep first, and I have to get up early tomorrow morning to get busy." Xie Yun made a goodbye gesture to Di Jun.

Di Jun didn't say anything, and watched Xie Yun leave.

Just as Xie Yun opened the door, he suddenly turned his head and asked in a low voice: "Then how is my luck? It's not good at all?"

Di Jun still didn't speak.

Seeing that Di Jun couldn't answer him, Xie Yun left knowingly.

After Xie Yun left, Di Jun sat on the sofa beside him and poured himself a cup of hot tea.

Of course he wouldn't tell Xie Yun that there was only one kind of Qi in Xie Yun's body at this time, and it was like a drifting mist, lingering around Xie Yun. The pink mist indicated that Xie Yun would meet peach blossoms today.

Peach Blossom Luck and Peach Blossom Calamity are two different things.

The peach blossom luck meets the positive peach blossom, and the peach blossom disaster encounters the rotten peach blossom.

Early the next morning, after breakfast last night, Xie Yun went out for a walk with Jindan in his arms - it is still necessary to cultivate the relationship between father and son, otherwise Jindan will probably forget him as a father.

Xie Yun asked Jindan while walking: "Is your uncle Yaojun treating you well?"

Jindan looks like a little grown-up: "Daddy treats me best, but daddy treats me badly, doesn't play with me, doesn't love me."

"Dad is very busy." Xie Yun coaxed, "Dad needs to earn money, so that after the shell of the golden egg breaks, he can buy snacks and toys for the golden egg, and make the golden egg wear nice clothes."

Jindan seemed to understand but half understood, after all, he was too young to have the concept of money, so he asked again: "But Daddy can give it to me without earning money."

Xie Yun patted Jindan's head: "Yes, your Uncle Yaojun is capable, but Dad is not. Our Jindan was unlucky, and we were reincarnated as father's children."

Golden Egg was puzzled: "Golden Egg is also Daddy's child."

Xie Yun didn't bother to correct it. Anyway, when Jindan grows up, he will naturally know that he has nothing to do with Yaojun, so Xie Yun said with a sloppy eye: "Yes, our Jindan is the baby of Dad and Dad. .”

Jindan was satisfied, and he said: "When Jindan grows up, I will give you old age."

Xie Yun: "...Yes, baby, I already know the word old-age care."

Jindan is particularly proud: "Jindan knows a lot, and Jindan also knows that when Jindan is three years old, Jindan can go to kindergarten."

Xie Yun nodded: "Only in the small class."

The golden egg said happily: "There are little red flowers! The little red flowers are all golden eggs!"

Xie Yun thought for a while and reminded: "Baby, you should use "I" when addressing yourself. It will be very strange for you to call yourself by your nickname."

Although it is not strange for children to say it, it is really strange when they grow up.

Golden Egg: "Okay, Dad."

Xie Yun: "..."

Why did he hear the feeling of "Although I think you are unreasonable, but because you are my father, I want to listen to you?" from Jindan's tone?

There is still a hint of compromise in the helplessness.

When the sun fully applied and the golden egg was bathed in the sun, he warmly put forward his request in Xie Yun's arms: "Dad, I want a big name."

Xie Yun said enthusiastically: "No problem, baby, Dad has already thought about it!"

Jin Dan coquettishly said, "Father, what name did you give me?"

Xie Yun said seriously: "My name is Xie Youfu. This name is very good. You can tell you are blessed when you hear it. Besides, Dad, I even went to the computer to calculate and scored 96 points."

Although the golden egg is still an egg, it already has its own aesthetics. After a few seconds of weird silence, he said, "Dad, you should stop naming me. Let my father pick one for me."

Xie Yun: "What's the matter? Don't you like the name Jindan? Why don't you like it? Doesn't it sound good?"

Jindandan kid sighed greatly: "Father, be obedient, let daddy name me."

After returning with the golden egg in his arms, Xie Yun took advantage of Zhao Gongming carrying the golden egg to play, and complained to Di Jun in a low voice. It’s not nice for me to give him a name.”

Di Jun was also a little curious: "What kind of name did you give Jindan?"

Xie Yun: "Thank you Youfu."

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun expectantly: "What do you think?"

Di Jun said truthfully: "It's not very good."

Xie Yun plausibly said: "Vulgarity is elegance. How good is the word blessed? I just hope that our golden egg can grow up in peace and live a happy life."

Di Jun didn't speak, he glanced at Jindan: "It's not good to always call it Jindan, let me think about the name."

Di Jun perfectly bypassed the topic of Xie Yun.

Xie Yun couldn't say anything, after all, Di Jun was the one who took the golden egg with him all day long to be the baby daddy. Di Jun named the golden egg, and it didn't matter from any point of view. Staring into Dijun's eyes, he asked in a low voice, "Can't you really be called blessed?"

The name will accompany the golden egg for many years, Di Jun shook his head firmly, without a trace of softness.

"Blessed!" A cry was close to my ear.

Xie Yun turned his head away, he thought that there was someone who connected with him, and thought that the name Youfu was very good.

As a result, the deposit saw that Jiang Xiao was running out of the room. He looked around and was sweating profusely. He didn't care about saying hello at this time, so he directly grabbed Xie Yun's wrist and asked eagerly: "Boss, did you see that?" Are you blessed?"

No matter how stupid Xie Yun was, he would never think that Jiang Xiao was connected with him, so he asked, "Blessed?"

Jiang Xiao: "It's the dog I brought. It's called Youfu. I didn't close the door when I slept last night. It doesn't know where it went now. Qingyun Mountain is so big. If it gets lost what to do?"

A dog is a creature, the longer it is kept, the deeper its affection, it understands human nature, and sometimes it is even more loyal than humans, at least Jiang Xiao thinks so.

For example, Lin He will betray him, but Blessed will not betray him.

Just when Xie Yun was about to speak, Hu Da got out from nowhere, and he said to Jiang Xiao, "Let me go find it with you, there is no one in the hotel, it must be outside."

After all, Hu Da is a fox and has a good nose. It is not difficult to find a dog.

Jiang Xiao grabbed Hu Da's hand: "Then let's go find it."

Hu's brain is still clear. He glanced at Xie Yun. After all, he is an employee of the hotel. He needs to get the boss's consent before leaving the hotel. lose money.

Xie Yun nodded at Hu Da, then watched the two of them run out of the hotel together.

Hey, it seems that among the group of bachelors in the hotel, Hu Da should be the first to leave the singles.

"It seems that the name Youfu is not very good." Xie Yun rubbed his chin, "But this is the first time I have met a dog named Youfu, isn't it usually Wangwang?"

Di Jun ignored him.

There was nothing to do right now, so Xie Yun ran to the sofa in the lobby to doze off. It was rare for him to rest. Usually, he only had six hours of sleep every day. At noon, Xie Yun felt sleepy.

When Zhinu came out of the room, she immediately saw Xie Yun who was asleep. Xie Yun didn't seem to be sleeping. She was sleeping on the sofa, but now she was sleeping directly in Di Jun's arms, with her head resting on Di Jun's abdomen. Probably because he felt that his hands were missing, one hand was on Di Jun's shoulder, and the other was on his stomach.

In order not to disturb Xie Yun's sleep, Zhinu performed some magic so that Xie Yun would not wake up.

Standing aside, she respectfully said to Di Jun, "Your Majesty."

Di Jun waved his hand, his eyes were not opened, and his tone was not serious: "Don't call me like that."

Zhinu immediately changed her address: "Lord Dijun."

Di Jun didn't correct him anymore.

Zhinu breathed a sigh of relief, and she said cautiously: "My sister wants to invite an old friend to the hotel."

Di Jun: "Who?"

Zhinu: "Old Moon."

At this time Dijun didn't speak, and Zhinu immediately listed the benefits of being a few months old: "When the moon is here, the hotel business will definitely be better. After all, there are many single dogs in the world. When the time comes, there will be more couples in the hotel, and the young people who come here will be even better." too much."

Zhinu said again: "Nowadays young people are willing to spend money, and they are willing to take time off to go up the mountain for this. In terms of popularity, there is a lot of benefit and no harm."

"Furthermore." Zhinu talked eloquently, "Yuelao is still working for him when he comes here, and he won't let the boss learn by himself like Yi Ya. Instead, when he comes, he will reduce the workload of the boss and expand his reputation."

Di Jun raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Zhinu was a little nervous, she felt that Di Jun might be a little unhappy, but she didn't know that she had said the wrong sentence, so she was uneasy at this moment, her hands clenched into fists.

In the entire hotel, Xie Yun was the only one who could talk to Di Jun without showing timidity, and even came and went.

In Zhinu's heart, Xie Yun's status has improved a bit.

Although this is still due to Xie Yun's ignorance of Di Jun's true identity, the so-called ignorant is fearless.

After several seconds, Di Jun nodded: "Let him come."

Yuelao is not considered a great immortal in the Heavenly Court. His only supernatural power is to pull the red line, and there are quotas every year, and he will be punished if he fails to complete it.

And he also has a competitor - Rabbit God.

The Rabbit God is in charge of same-sex marriages, and since he appeared, he has been fighting with Yuelao all the time.

For example, Yuelao was originally a couple who were ready to lead the red line, and Tuershen acted first, and these two originally heterosexuals became gay inexplicably.

Yuelao also specifically asked Rabbit God: "Why do you dislike me? If you let all men and women in the world fall in love with the same sex, how will the human race reproduce? Maybe you let Empress Nuwa create a human again?"

The Rabbit God said very confidently: "You are also a god, but you have more temples than mine. Nowadays, ordinary people only know Yuelao and don't know about my Rabbit God. The most annoying thing is that those men don't even worship me! "

The Rabbit God was originally in charge of the love between men and men, but later he developed a business and took care of both men and women. As a result, after so many years of hard work, no one worshiped him, which made the Rabbit God very depressed.

This time Yuelao came down to earth, originally planned to sneak away, he didn't tell the Rabbit God, he finally had a vacation, and he didn't want the Rabbit God to mess with him again.

The Rabbit God, who came to look for Yuelao again, ran into nothing for the first time, and asked Tong'er in Yuelao's hall: "Where is Yuelao?"

Tong'er opened a pair of black and white eyes, and his chubby cheeks were extremely cute. He stretched out his chubby fingers and pointed out of the hall: "My lord is out."

The Rabbit God asked, "Where did you go?"

Tong'er thought for a while, looking like he was trying his best to think.

The rabbit understood, and took out a pill from his bosom. It was more like sugar than a pill, but the taste was much better than sugar in the world. He coaxed: "Tell me, this pill is Yours."

Tong'er glanced at the elixir, then at Tu'ershen, and then at the elixir, and his saliva was about to stay: "Then you swear, you can't tell the adults that I told you."

The Rabbit God smiled and said, "I swear, just tell me."

While chewing the elixir, Tong'er said to the Rabbit God: "Sister Seven Fairy sent my adults to go down to earth. She said that the mortal who ate the elixir by mistake opened a hotel in the world and asked him to go on vacation."

Tu'er smiled sullenly: "Hey! He's still on vacation! I can't get bored with him!"

Thinking that Yuelao went on vacation and he still had to continue working, Tuershen simply shook his head and caught up with Yuelao.

Yuelao was terrified when he saw the rabbit chasing behind him, and he was quickly caught up.

Yuelao was not the opponent of the Rabbit God, and was dragged back to the Yuelao Palace by the Rabbit God every minute.

The Rabbit God said to Yuelao: "I will go down to the earth for you to take a vacation, otherwise I will tell Emperor Haotian that you have not completed the task for several years."

Yuelao: "...day!"

Xie Yun, who knew in advance that Yuelao was coming, was very excited, because Yuelao's ability was more eye-catching than the other bosses.

You know, many people's fortune-telling starts with marriage.

Xie Yun also wanted Yuelao to do the math for him.

Maybe he can't become a fairy?If you can't become a fairy, you should also start a family.

Just as Xie Yunshen was guarding on the hillside in the middle of the night, waiting for Yuelao to descend to earth, a red light flashed across.

A man in a red robe and a red ribbon on his head stood in front of Xie Yun. Although this man was dressed in red, he had no trace of femininity in his body. He had a handsome and upright face, and his height was estimated to be around About 1.8 meters five, with a slender body, you can tell that you must be in good shape at first glance.

Xie Yun had never met Yuelao before, so he took it for granted that this was Yuelao, and greeted him happily: "Are you really here? My name is Xie Yun, what should I call you?"

The Rabbit God smiled and said, "I used to have a name, Hu Tianbao."

The author has something to say: Yuelao: "...day!"

Dijun/Taiyi/Xihe/Huangdi/: "Huh?"

Yuelao (scared to pee)

ps: Qiqi is not very familiar with online distribution, but it seems that most of them are cvs that generate electricity for love, and the whole circle doesn’t seem to be paid (Qiqi is not clear either)

So there is still a "remuneration" for the plot, in fact, it's just because Xiao Yunzi won't go without money, so it's more like a red envelope.