I woke up with an egg

Xiaoqian works as a waiter in a hotel. He has a bad temperament and looks wretched when he doesn’t look at his face, but his face is not bad, and he can be regarded as handsome in the aesthetics of the human race. Although he is a weasel, but after becoming Weaver Girl’s pet It has become more orderly.

There's no way, as a weasel with extremely high aesthetics and a mate who is determined by his face, he has no resistance to beauty.

Fortunately, he still knows his weight. Although he drools whenever he sees Di Jun, he never dares to harass him.

scare!What if he was beaten to death, can this kind of immortal still pay his life for a mouse wolf like him?

What's more, living in the hotel is very good. There is immortal energy here, which can allow him to practice better, and there is no pollution or disturbance from the outside world.

I can't do much every day, just sweep the floor, serve dishes, and occasionally steal food. Xiaoqian thinks this is already a fairy day.

When I lived in the city before, I was inhaling car exhaust and lived in a narrow single room. Because I didn't dare to forge my academic qualifications, I had to move bricks on the construction site. As a monster, it was very miserable to get mixed up to this point.

If you say it, you will become a disgrace to the demon world.

Xie Yun didn't know what Xiaoqian was thinking. He was explaining to Xiaoqian which vegetables he was going to buy tomorrow, and while he was ordering in his notebook, he muttered: "There is no more salt. I have to buy coarse salt and fine salt. Sea salt is the best. Buy more large grains of coarse salt, next week I will recommend salt-baked chicken."

When the weasel heard the chicken, its eyes straightened, and it rubbed its hands and asked mischievously, "Is the chicken ready?"

Xie Yunle said: "You know how to eat. You monsters also have long hair. It's not good to eat too much salt. Seeing how well you've performed these days, I'll burn one for you."

Xiaoqian was satisfied, he took a few glances at Xie Yun, but when he thought that such beauty no longer belonged to him, and he already belonged to Zhinu, he sighed sadly: "Thank you, boss."

Xie Yun was taken aback, but didn't react: "Are you stuttering?"

Xiao Qian: "...Thank you, Boss."

Xie Yun waved his hand: "What's the matter, the business is good recently, and the money for a chicken is still affordable. By the way, you can buy a small rooster for a chicken, and a few old hens, and then cook a few pots of soup."

Xiaoqian drools, salivating.

Xie Yun patted Xiaoqian on the shoulder: "Work hard, I will pay you after this month's work."

Although he said before that he would not give a small salary, Xie Yun felt that it was a bit inhumane. Although he made a mistake, he admitted his mistake and was punished——

In fact, Xie Yun felt that if he didn't give him a salary, he would definitely have to run away.

It's hard to recruit employees these days.

Originally, Xie Yun was planning to recruit people, but after posting the signboard revelation on the Internet, he took a look at the submitted resume.

None of them require a salary below [-].

Although the hotel is now making a profit, the profit is not enough to make up for the shortfall. Otherwise, why would Xie Yun have to work hard as a doorman, a cleaner, and a cook?It is simply a spinning top, spinning continuously 24 hours a day.

If he hadn't taken the elixir before, he would have died of overwork by now.

"Forget it." Xie Yun waved to Xiaoqian with a sad face, "You go about your business, I'll find a place to cry for a while."

Xiaoqian watched his words carefully, and said cautiously: "Then you cry slowly, don't hurt your body, do you want a handkerchief? My master gave me one, and I haven't used it yet."

When talking, Xiaoqian looked reluctant.

Xie Yun felt that Xiaoqian's EQ was already negligibly low, so he was not angry, and sighed, "Come on, look at how reluctant you are, go and rest while there are not many people."

"Okay!" Xiaoqian realized that he didn't need to bear the pain to give up love and flatter him, so he ran away in a hurry.

Xie Yun was left sitting on a single chair by the corridor doubting life.

How do you feel that you earn more money and you are busier?

How long will it be possible to make money lying down like this?

Just when Xie Yun's head was as big as a bucket and he felt hopeless in life, a figure suddenly enveloped him. Xie Yun raised his head, and what he saw was a young man. I have seen customers wearing masks before, and I almost didn't recognize them after I took them off.

The young man Jiang Xiao spoke first. He felt that Xie Yun had a kind face and a nice voice, which was especially easy to make people like him. He whispered, "My name is Jiang Xiao."

Xie Yun stood up, stretched out his hand to shake hands with Jiang Xiao, and said with a smile, "Mr. Jiang, my name is Xie Yun, just call me by my first name."

Jiang Xiao nodded, looked left and right, and found that there was no one around who gestured to Xie Yun: "Boss Xie, is this you?"

Jiang Xiao circled his index finger and thumb to form a 0.

Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Is this a cipher for something?

Heavenly King Gedihu or something like that?

Xie Yun touched the back of his head: "Sorry, I don't quite understand."

Jiang Xiao sighed. He didn't expect that Boss Xie didn't know the meaning of this representative. It seemed that he had never been in the circle.

"It's GAY." Jiang Xiao whispered.

Xie Yun was stunned, even though he had taken gay COS photos, it's impossible to have such a gay temperament, right?

And... also?

The big brother in front of me is GAY?

Seeing that Xie Yun didn't speak, Jiang Xiao thought that Xie Yun had acquiesced, so he said cautiously, "That Yao Jun is your boyfriend, right?"

Xie Yun waved his hand, and was about to say something, when Jiang Xiao said, "It's okay, I won't laugh at you, it's so hard to find a good man like us, now there are so many dicks, if you see 1, you'll be like a dog It's like seeing the bones, and there is no integrity at all."

"Your boyfriend is so handsome and considerate of you, you should cherish it." Jiang Xiao was a little envious, but also a little sad, "My ex-boyfriend was robbed by my ex-girlfriend. Shameless, the two of them have become a shameless pair."

Probably because Xie Yun didn't know him, didn't know that he was an Internet celebrity, and Jiang Xiao, who couldn't find anyone to talk to, immediately opened up the chatterbox.

Inexplicably, Xie Yun became a close little brother, with an awkward yet polite smile.

He doesn't understand the entanglements between men and men at all!

Xie Yun asked dumbfoundedly: "How did you find out that I'm gay?"

"Radar!" Jiang Xiao said confidently, "You don't know, we GAYs can tell who is GAY at a glance. With our own radar, there is no time for us to be mistaken."

Xie Yun: "..."

Is he really bent?

impossible!

There was no sign of it.

Just as Xie Yun was meditating, Di Jun happened to come over. Jindan was very energetic and curious during this time, always pestering Dijun to tell stories, and Di Jun was out of control when Jindan acted like a spoiled child.

After being a bachelor for so many years, suddenly having a child and having a "family", Dijun's upper limit of patience has been continuously raised.

The only regret is probably - Xie Yun is too squeamish.

He rushed to do everything, and he was busy running around without asking for help.

It made Di Jun feel a little displeased with Nezha Sui Xing now, but Zhao Gongming still knew to go to the front desk to help.

One of these two plays games every day, and the other plays chess with himself every day.

Probably because Dijun's air pressure is too low, Suixing and Nezha have also started looking for things to do recently.

The two also discussed secretly in private.

Suixing: "I heard that there is a saying that an old man falling in love is like an old house on fire, the more it burns, the more prosperous it is."

Nezha: "Is Di Jun an old man?"

Sui Xing was stunned: "I didn't mean to say that..."

Nezha: "He is not only an old man, but also an old man who has been single for tens of thousands of years. This momentum will definitely be stronger."

Suixing cautiously: "What do you think he likes the boss?"

Nezha: "Who knows, if I make it clear, why have I been single for so many years?"

Suixing turned his head and whispered: "You don't want to fight, the sky is there, not to mention, with your appearance, unless someone's mother loves you..."

Nezha turned his head: "What did you say?"

Suixing quickly said, "It's nothing, the weather is fine today."

Nezha looked up at the sky suspiciously: "Really?"

At this time, Di Jun passed by Xie Yun and saw that Xie Yun was only wearing short sleeves. It was still a bit cold at night. He took off his coat, put it on Xie Yun in front of Jiang Xiao, and hugged him again. The golden egg left without saying a word.

Xie Yun: "..."

It's all because Yao Jun acted so naturally that he forgot to refuse.

This is definitely not because people are interested in themselves.

The main reason is that I am afraid that I will catch a cold and develop a fever and then die.

Then Xie Yun turned his head, and what he saw was Jiang Xiao's eyes full of envy. Jiang Xiao was still sighing alone: ​​"Hey, if there is a man who treats me so well, I will definitely never leave him for the rest of my life."

Xie Yun: "Brother, your requirements for a good man are too low!"

Jiang Xiao looked at Xie Yun suspiciously.

Xie Yun combined himself and said: "A good man should be in the living room and in the kitchen, be devoted to his wife, and never look sideways when he goes out. Except for his wife, he should look at everyone like Zhu Bajie. He should be considerate of the other half, but he can't be the center. An air conditioner needs to be smart, capable, and responsible..."

right!He was talking about himself!

Xie Yun felt that he was the best man in the world, but he hadn't met his other half yet.

Jiang Xiao looked at Xie Yun, "You still look too young", he shook his head: "You are too demanding."

Xie Yun waited to hear Jiang Xiao's opinion.

Jiang Xiao said, "You're good in bed, as long as you don't cheat."

Xie Yun: "..."

Wori, is the request so low? !

Jiang Xiao also whispered: "Your mouth looks good at first glance, how good are you in bed?"

Xie Yun almost rolled his eyes, Ren Yaojun is good in bed, where does he know?

You can't ask with a shy face: "Yao Jun, what do you think of your sexual ability?"

Afraid of being beaten to death.

The author has something to say: Xie Yun: "The pattern is broken!"

Jiang Xiao (satisfied): "Ask me if there is anything you don't understand, brother has a lot of experience!"

Di Jun (floating with the golden egg)