I woke up with an egg

The symposium only took one day. Xie Yun thought it would be some kind of professional communication, but in fact there was nothing to talk about except his own experience.

So to be precise, the biggest meaning of this trip is to travel and relax.

It's the first time for Jindan and Xiaodan to play in a seaside city. They can play with the sand on the beach all day, but they are not very willing to go into the water. Xie Yun enthusiastically wanted to teach them how to swim, but they refused.

The golden egg said: "Dad, I don't think I need to learn to swim. I can fly and I won't be drowned."

Xiaodan didn't know where to hear the words, and said in a childlike voice to go along with her brother: "Kill those who are stubborn, drown those who can swim, and only those who learn to swim will be drowned."

Xie Yun had no choice but to raise his hands in surrender to his two children.

The children always have countless arguments to convince Xie Yun.

So when Xie Yun and the others were basking in the sun, Jindan sat on the beach and played with the sand with his small shovel and bucket.

"Damn it!" Suddenly someone saw the golden egg, "The castle was built by a child? I didn't see his adults helping out just now!"

The man suddenly raised his voice, and many people turned their heads to look.

It was a castle made of sand. I don’t know where the golden egg came from. There was a moat and a city wall. Inside the city wall was not only a huge and gorgeous castle, but also houses of different heights and scattered patterns beside the castle. If it wasn’t for If there are no flowers here, it is estimated that Golden Egg will decorate the castle with flowers and plants.

Many people gathered around Jindan. If an adult made such a castle, it wouldn't attract so many people's attention.

Mainly this child, it seems that he is not yet eight years old, right?

Even if an eight-year-old child has hands-on ability, it will not be so strong.

There were also many people taking pictures.

Jindan is not afraid of strangers, and he doesn't feel embarrassed being surrounded by a group of adults. Instead, he still focuses on his own affairs and continues to add bricks and tiles to the castle.

"Little friend, how old are you?" The person next to him saw the cuteness of the golden egg and asked him in a gentle voice.

As Jindan continued to make, he replied: "I am six years old."

This is what Xie Yun agreed with Jin Dan from the very beginning, no matter who asks his age, he can't tell his real age, only the processed one.

"It's amazing." Someone praised the golden egg.

People are always more tolerant of children, especially this child is white and cute.

Add the last bit of sand, Jindan is not interested in this game anymore, he stands up, his two short legs are slender and tender, he is holding his own sand bucket, ready to pick up some shells or beautiful small stones, and he has to go Sometimes I greet the uncles, aunts, grandparents next to me: "I'm going to pick up shells, uncles and aunts, goodbye grandparents."

"The kid was taught so well."

"Very polite."

"Why are they all boys? The one in my family hates cats and dogs, and finds me something to do every day."

"This has to be divided into people. If they are not naturally quiet, don't teach children too seriously."

"I think the child just now has been taught just right. He doesn't talk too much to strangers, and he doesn't go to places where there are few people."

"Is this an education issue?"

Xie Yun was very ashamed when he heard it, because educating the golden egg...it seemed like he hadn't done it.

The golden egg was very well-behaved when it was in the shell, even if the shell was broken, it never made trouble for itself.

I have been traveling here for more than a week. When I went back, I was a little reluctant to thank my father and mother, because this trip does not need to run around. It is like going to different attractions. It is not so much that they are here to travel as they are here to enjoy living.

Mother Xie asked Xie Yun while packing her things, "Will you come again in the future?"

Xie Yun smiled and said, "If mom thinks it's fun, come here."

Xie's mother thought for a while: "I won't live in this kind of hotel when I come back next time, if I stay in an ordinary hotel."

Xie Yun didn't refute, mainly because it's useless to refute. For Xie's mother and the others, the joy of saving money is not how much money can be saved, but the fact of saving money itself.

"If you're getting married, don't invite too many guests." Xie Yun discussed this matter with Di Jun on the train.

Xie Yun also asked: "Which friends do you want to invite?"

Di Jun thought about it, and felt that he and the gods in Tianting were nodding acquaintances, not really friends. The gods' emotions and desires were very weak, and they hardly had any feelings, let alone friendship.

"Just the people in the hotel." Di Jun said.

Just these acquaintances are better.

Get close, and you don't need to do superficial work.

Xie Yun: "That's fine, let them bring their own families."

"There are also my friends." Xie Yun's eyes sparkled, "My parents have been waiting to collect the money for I don't know how many years."

This is the obsession of thanking my father and mother, because I have given away a lot of money with my family all these years, and I just waited for Xie Yun to get married and treat guests to get back the money. It will cost about [-] yuan to follow.

"It's time to let the pheasants come to help."

Xie Yun thought of this and said to Di Jun, "Will it be too much trouble if we hold the wedding in the hotel? There are still so many guests."

Di Jun silently thanked Yun's hair: "You can be where you say, and it doesn't bother you anywhere."

Di Jun's sweet talk didn't come out of the mountain for a long time, but Xie Yun smiled when he came out of the mountain.

Yes, his boyfriend is Di Jun.

Xie Yun put his troubles behind him, and discussed the details of the wedding banquet with Di Jun in detail.

For example, what kind of wine to use, what color do you want the tablecloth to be, and whether to hire a professional planning team.

They even discussed the dishes. The chef must be Yi Ya. At that time, Di Jun will give Yi Ya a big red envelope, but the red envelope is not money, but a magic weapon, at least something that Yi Ya covets but can't get. magic weapon.

I have also thought about what flavor to use for the incense.

Golden Egg can be a flower girl, because there are two different wedding forms, so Golden Egg also has a chance to perform.

"Is there anything else I should pay attention to?" Xie Yun asked.

Xie's mother said next to her, "It's okay for you to make a knot once at the hotel, and then you have to go back to your hometown to make a knot, so I can collect money!"

Xie Yun: "...Mom, who got married twice?"

Xie's mother despises her son: "It's like this now. Young people have a few friends and colleagues in big cities. They still have to go back to their hometown. There are many relatives and friends in their hometown, so that they can take back those who went out with them in previous years. Don't worry, when the time comes The money recovered is still your young couple's, and your father and I don't want a penny."

"Anyway, we have to accept it!" Mother Xie said decisively, without any refusal, "I have the final say! Anyway, I can't suffer."

Xie Yun raised his hands in surrender.

Xie's mother still has some regrets: "It's a pity that Yao Jun can't invite him again, otherwise he will be able to collect money again, hey!"

In this regard, Xie's father and Xie's mother kept the same pace, and their expressions were even the same, both of them looked regretful.

"There is no shortage of money now." Xie Yun whispered.

Mother Xie reached out and patted Xie Yun's head, as if Xie Yun was still a child, and she was teaching her son a lesson: "What do you know, is this a matter of money? This is to take back what has been given away over the years!"

So Xie Yun stopped talking, anyway, it was useless for him to talk.

It seems that in addition to holding a wedding at the hotel, there is also a banquet at home.

I just don't know how parents should explain to their relatives and friends that their daughter-in-law is male.

But it is also possible that relatives and friends have already known through the news.

Anyway, that's something Xie father and mother should worry about.

Father Xie and mother Xie went back to the hotel with Xie Yun and the others this time, because Xie Yun and the others decided to hold the wedding at the end of the month.

As soon as he arrived at the hotel, Di Jun talked with Xie Yun and the others for a while, and said that he was going back to the Heavenly Court first, and he had to refine the cassock before the wedding.

It's not just one set, but four sets, one of which is a suit, and the other is an ancient costume. There is no specific dynasty to say that it is an ancient costume. After all, the monsters don't care about it. To say it is ancient clothes, it is better to say that the monsters copied the clothes of the human race and then improved them.

Di Jun showed Xie Yun the style, and Xie Yun thought it looked pretty.

Compared with the clothes of the human race, the costumes of the monster race are more gorgeous. They either don't wear them, or they have to dress themselves up as monsters.

When Di Jun said it, he also described it carefully: "It's black, but it has a brilliance under the sun."

Xie Yun: "Hua Guang?"

Di Jun nodded: "Golden light."

Xie Yun almost blew the whistle. He just heard Di Jun say that, and he thought it would be beautiful.

With the golden light refracted by the sun.

"It must be pretty." Xie Yun kissed Di Jun.

Then Di Jun returned to Tianting, and before returning to Tianting, he also pulled Taiyi into a strong man.

After finally waiting for Jindan and Xiaodan to come back, Tai Yi was dragged away by his elder brother with such a hopeless expression.

One day he will find his other half, and then he will leave his elder brother behind!

Jindan was also a little bit reluctant to part with Taiyi: "Uncle, do you want to go together too?"

Xiaodan was more straightforward: "Uncle play with us! Go to the playground!"

Taiyi walked to the door, looking very decadent, he said to Jindan and Xiaodan: "Uncle wants to accompany you too, but your father is too much, enslaving uncle!"

Jin Dan immediately stood in line: "Uncle, Dad is fine."

Xiao Dan also stood in line wisely: "Yes!"

Tai Yi was saddened to be dragged away by Di Jun, and felt that the child was indeed his own good.

When he has a child, his child will definitely stand by him indiscriminately.

Xie Yun led the children to wave to Dijun and Taiyi, and then saw them turn into a golden light and rush to the sky, disappearing without a trace.

Jindan sighed, "I'm sure I can do the same."

Xiaodan: "Brother can't."

Jin Dan's eyes widened, pretending to scare Xiao Dan: "Why do you say I can't do it?"

Xiaodan said seriously: "Because you haven't become a father yet, you can only fly when you become a father."

Jindan seemed to be convinced, but quickly said, "Uncle didn't become a father either."

Xiaodan was stunned and didn't speak for a while.

This is the first time for Xie's father and Xie's mother to come to the hotel, everything here is very novel to them, especially Xie's father, he quickly became friends with Hu Zhongtian, chatting about the skills of frying tea together - but he I don't know much about tea, and all I drink is eagle tea that costs more than 20 yuan a catty.

But this did not dampen his enthusiasm.

Xie's mother quickly became friends with Qian Duo. Qian Duo is very good at talking. Since he came to the hotel, his social skills have gradually improved. Qian Duo is his son.

Qian Duo is very happy, since he can have the same mother as the boss, the chances of him becoming a god will be much higher.

There is a lot of money today, and I am still full of self-motivation.

"Boss, you will be my big brother from now on!" Qian Duo excitedly grabbed Xie Yun's hand. At this time, Qian Duo actually didn't think so much. He is an orphan and has never seen his parents since he was conscious. Little did he know that his parents were out to lose him.

Possibly to protect him, but more likely because he felt he was in the way.

Qian Duo felt that the latter was more likely.

Because if it's the former, his parents will definitely find a way to take care of him.

However, all these years, his life is better than the wild dogs on the roadside.

But from Xie's mother, he felt a maternal love that he had never had before. It was a kind of considerate and vast love like the sea.

Although it is not as good as one-tenth of what Xie's mother gave Xie Yun, it is enough to move Qian Duo to the point of crying.

Qian Duo is a monster, he can detect whether Xie's mother is acting or sincere.

This sincerity is precious, Qian Duo really wants to treat Xie Yun as his brother at this moment.

Xie Yun: "...remove the dry words."

When he went out to introduce him, he would rather introduce Qian Duo as his younger brother than his god-brother.

Especially now that he's gay.

Gay guy's godbrother, if you think about it, someone will ask him if it's a name or a verb.

More money and more excitement, take a look!How nice the boss is to him!Don't even need dry words!The younger brother is a closer existence.

So Qian Duo asked a little shyly, "Brother, have you always liked me?"

Qian Duo, who has never been liked before, has gained his lover since he came to the hotel.

Now he wants to reap relatives again. Although it is a dry relationship, Qian Duo feels that he can't ask for more.

God favored him.

While it made his childhood and teenage years rough, it gave him a near-perfect adulthood.

Xie Yun looked at Qian Duo's twinkling eyes, like eyes full of little stars, and finally nodded and said: "You are very good, smart, sweet-mouthed, and hardworking."

Qian Duo shouted excitedly: "I'm just so likable!"

Xie Yun felt that he had been with Qian Duo for too long. Qian Duo not only approached him all the way in terms of narcissism, but also had a tendency to surpass him.

When Lin Chao learned that Qian Duo had become Xie Yun's younger brother, he was in a daze.

He suddenly had a father-in-law and a mother-in-law overnight, and he also had a brother-in-law.

Could it be... Qian Duo is actually the illegitimate son of Xie's father and mother?

But Lin Chao didn't dare to ask.

It was he who thought about it later and thought that the two human races could not give birth to weasels anyway, so he expelled this absurd idea from his mind.

Xie Yun picked a time to tell the acquaintances in the hotel that he and Di Jun were going to get married at the end of the month, it was just a small wedding, not too many people were invited, it was just the acquaintances and friends around them, they had better keep the money, otherwise His own mother may not be happy.

"Married?!" Everyone said in unison.

Xie Yun rubbed his ears: "It's weird? But I've been with Di Jun for so long, and I haven't seen you say it's weird."

Hu Er said: "It's not...why do you want to get married? It's just a ceremony."

Hu Da also said: "It feels very strange." His expression was even more strange.

Only Hu Niu said: "You guys know nothing, men, heh, straight men."

All the straight men sitting here were ridiculed, even the crooked Hu Da was also ridiculed.

Everyone thinks that Xie Yun and Di Jun's time is endless. They are together today, they will be together tomorrow, and they will be together for tens of thousands of years in the future. Compared with this long time that has no end in sight Than, the wedding ceremony is like a joke.

Xie Yun said: "Anyway, we are going to get married, and if you don't bring gifts and share money, I won't let you in to participate."

Everyone: "..." In the past, they only knew that the boss was narcissistic, but it turns out that the boss is still a money fanatic.

So the hotel staff began to discuss whether Xie Yun and Di Jun's wedding would be different.

"Would you like to invite Emperor Haotian?"

"Not too good at it? The relationship between that person and Emperor Haotian seems to be average, and they haven't seen each other for thousands of years."

"That person seems to have no friends."

"What's wrong with having no friends? It's strange to have friends when you sit in that seat."

"That's right, friends should be established on the basis of equal status at any rate, if the difference is too great, you can't be friends."

"Yes."

The most exciting thing is the pheasants. They have been working hard and diligently, fearing that one day they will be kicked out of the hotel. Every shift, the pheasants who cannot go to work in the hotel are very panic. Now it is different , Xie Yun handed over all the operations of the hotel that day to them.

In other words, the front desk is managed by the pheasants, the cleaning is done by the pheasants, and the pheasants are also responsible for taking care of the guests.

The restaurant will be closed for one day that day, so only pheasant is still working in the whole hotel.

However, the pheasants were very excited, which meant that Xie Yun recognized their abilities and trusted them.

Even the patriarch was in tears: "We can't live up to boss Xie's trust in us, we must do well, everyone cheer up."

In the past, the patriarch always thought that he could not use his appearance to please the human race, but when it came time to show off, he quickly put his insistence and principles behind him, and let his clansmen receive the guests with the most perfect appearance and smile .

Even himself, a wrinkled old man, had magically transformed himself back to his youth.

When Xie Yun saw it, he was almost frightened.

Is this cheerful and confident young man with short black hair, a charming smile, really the hunched and old-fashioned patriarch of the Pheasant Demon before him?

It really is a chicken that can't be judged by its appearance.

Xie Yun looked at Huang Yuan, afraid that when Huang Yuan also tried to rejuvenate his youth, he would definitely be shocked.

When Huang Yuan heard the news that Xie Yun was going to marry Di Jun, his expression was very confused.

"Immortals... can also get married?" Huang Yuan told Xie Yun about popular science, "Humans didn't have marriage at the beginning, they were more like animals, and they thrived, but Empress Nuwa blessed men and women and made them husband and wife, so Nuwa In addition to creating human beings, Empress is also the god of marriage."

"Marriage adds a responsibility to a man and a woman besides loving each other. They not only have to reproduce, but also build a family."

Huang Yuan said: "The wedding is actually useless to you."

Now men and women will get divorced when they get married, not to mention unprotected men and women who get married.

These monsters and people really aren't romantic at all, they're just too down-to-earth.

Xie Yun said: "...I don't think I can explain it to you."

Huang Yuan thought for a while, then said to Xie Yun, "I understand you, after all, I'm human too."

It's just that Xie Yun was not comforted by these words.

Fortunately, Xie Yun knew that both he and Di Jun were looking forward to the wedding.

As long as Di Jun has the same idea as him, it is enough. As for the employees, Xie Yun will not marry them anyway.

For the next week, the hotel staff were still talking about Xie Yun's getting married, but this time they were discussing how to arrange the venue.

Zhinu said happily: "I will arrange it!"

Zi'er of the Seven Fairies followed Zhinu. When she married Dong Yong, the knot was very simple. Sometimes she wanted to hold a wedding again, but she was too embarrassed to say it. After all, they are old couples. Feeling a little awkward.

"I can help too." Zi'er said seriously.

Zhinu smiled and said to Zi'er: "You can just study, and after you discuss it with Dong Yong, you can hold another wedding."

Zi'er's face was a little red. Although she had been married for many years, she was still a shy woman.

Yi Ya also said: "I will cook for the wedding."

It was the best thing he could say.

Employees began to express what they could do besides attending weddings.

Xie Yun received the list from them.

It writes what each employee volunteers to be responsible for, and it is very detailed, and even the time for implementation is listed.

Xie Yun was very moved, he said to Qian Duo: "I finally know why I feel that my life is going so smoothly."

"Didn't you notice? I'm really doing well."

Although his family is relatively poor, he finished his studies smoothly. He became a boss just after finishing his internship before finding a job. Wealthy, but Xie Yun was not nervous at all at that time, he was sure that he would definitely be able to tide over the difficulties.

Sometimes Xie Yun himself feels that he has an inexplicable self-confidence.

Especially when things get bad enough.

Xie Yun felt that this was probably due to his intuition, just like when he took over the hotel, he knew it would be difficult, and there was no way to refuse, but he finally agreed to take over.

Because at that time he believed that he must have a way to turn losses into profits.

Qian Duo quickly answered the phone and asked, "Brother, why?"

Xie Yun handed the list to Qian Duo to read, then sighed, narcissistically pretended to be modest and said: "Because of my unique personal charm."

Qian Duo: "..."

Warri, is it your unique narcissistic ability?