I woke up with an egg

There was no sound in the studio, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhang Yang, the central figure in this turmoil.

At this time, Zhang Yang already regretted a little. He thought Xie Yun was a soft persimmon, but he didn't expect it to be a stinky stone.

But Zhang Yang knows that he can't panic now, he still has a chance.

"Mr. Xie." Zhang Yang couldn't help but speak, "You said I lied to women, but now you find any woman to frame me, wouldn't I be speechless?"

Yes, calm down, as long as you insist that Xie Yun is framing yourself, Xie Yun has nothing to do with him, and he can't prove that what he said is true.

Zhang Yang beat himself up, and said with a sneer, "You want to frame me for trying to frame me, Mr. Xie, you are too shameless."

Xie Yun suddenly laughed, the laughter was undisguised, he clutched his stomach, laughing until tears came out.

A group of people looked at him stupidly and laughed non-stop.

Xie Yun wiped away the tears from laughing, panting with difficulty and said: "Mr. Zhang, I really couldn't hold back my laughter when you said the word shameless from your mouth. Since you are so confident, let that lady Come face to face with you."

Zhang Yang: "Who knows where you found it? Now that the Internet is so developed, I can find out my information if I want to. How do you prove that the relationship between that lady and me is as you said?"

"I don't need to prove it." Xie Yun smiled, "As long as you let her into the studio, the audience will know which of us is telling the truth."

Xie Yun's eyes suddenly became serious and aggressive, and he didn't give Zhang Yang any room to retreat: "Mr. Zhang, the choice is yours."

However, Zhang Yang didn't think it was a right to choose, he just thought it was a hot potato, but things had progressed to the present level and he couldn't let him say it.

The program group also only invites the ladies in white shirts standing outside the venue to come onto the stage.

Zhang Yang's expression did not change. He looked at this familiar woman who had been lying on the same bed with him for nearly a year. His heart was a little complicated, but more of it was anger and hatred—this woman used to keep saying that she loved him, but now Attack yourself from a hostile angle.

Sure enough, all women are liars, Zhang Yang gritted his teeth, and smashed this woman and Xie Yun to pieces in his heart countless times.

The woman wears a pair of frame glasses, almond eyes and thick lips, her nose is slightly upturned, and there are some small freckles on her face. She looks very nervous, her hands are clenched into fists by her side, her legs are still trembling slightly.

Zhang Yang was relieved by this discovery, a nervous person is definitely easier to deal with than a calm one.

Nervous people are prone to panic and chaos.

Cut, Zhang Yang is disdainful in his heart, if he knew earlier, he wouldn't need to be nervous.

"I, my name is Lin Rong." The woman's voice was low, as if she was embarrassed to face the camera.

The host finally found his role. Xie Yun had been leading the rhythm before, which made the host feel like an ornament.

In the end, before the host could speak, Lin Rong's index finger had already pointed to Zhang Yang. Lin Rong, who had been acting timid and cowardly just now, suddenly seemed to be a different person.

"When will you pay me back the money you owe me!" As soon as Lin Rong said it, even Xie Yun almost choked on his spit.

Just as Zhang Yang was about to speak, Lin Rong stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Yang's collar. A woman who looked weak suddenly turned into a strong woman at this moment.

She took out her mobile phone and pressed the play button of the video that she clicked earlier. This is a video stored on the mobile phone, and the ostentatious face in the video is clearly visible.

At that time, she and Zhang Yang were in love, and this was the number of times she had asked her to borrow money. At this time, Zhang Yang was at a low point in his life. In order to find a way to turn around, he could only hold on to Lin Rong tightly. With money in hand, he offered to record a video himself.

It's just that it's been too long, and Lin Rong hasn't come to him for so many years, so he has long forgotten about it.

People like Zhang Yang only remember what others owe to themselves, but they don't remember what they owe to others.

The video is playing, and Zhang Yang's face appears in the video. At that time, Zhang Yang was not as smooth and steady as he is now. He still had the vigor of youth on his face, and he was obviously smiling and saying indecent words, but it was hard to make people hate him. a feeling of.

Zhang Yang in the video said: "This is the last time, I will definitely pay you back. When I become famous and earn a lot of money, I will buy a villa for you to live in."

When the young Zhang Yang said this, he had a flattering smile on his face.

The female voice asked: "But you have already borrowed 20 from me, and I don't have much money left."

Zhang Yang's tone seemed to be coquettish: "It's just this time, the last time, I promise, and you also know how difficult it is to be in the entertainment industry now, without money and contacts, it is impossible to get ahead in this life, I am not an actress, You can't rely on sleeping to get to the top."

Lin Rong in the video hesitated: "I only have 40, which is all my savings."

Zhang Yang said very affectionately: "You have to have confidence in me, there is no way I can't earn 40 yuan, and when we get married in the future, I will support you for the rest of my life."

Lin Rong slowly began to waver: "But, but my friends all said that the entertainment industry has a lot of temptations, can't you find a job? Would you like not to enter the entertainment industry? Even if you don't enter the entertainment industry, the two of us can still live happily good."

Zhang Yang: "Just lend it to me, baby."

Lin Rong looked at her lover's begging expression, and finally regressed: "Then...you have to remember to give me the IOU, the previous you didn't even do so."

Zhang Yang replied quickly: "You can fight now."

Lin Rong turned off the video, and she spat at Zhang Yang: "I won't settle the emotional debt with you, you pay me back the money, a total of 40."

Everyone: "..."

Thought it was an emotional entanglement, but turned out to be asking for money online?

Lin Rong: "I have a video and an IOU. Don't rely on this debt!"

Zhang Yang quickly shouted: "I owe you money, you can just find me directly, why are you on the show, did someone ask you to..."

"Bah!" The freckles on Lin Rong's face became lively, "I want to find you, go to your company to find you, always say that you are not there, and there is no address of your home on Baidu."

"I wanted to meet you in court, but I don't really want to go to court for personal reasons." Lin Rong still grabbed Zhang Yang's collar, and Zhang Yang didn't struggle because he didn't react, so Lin Rong raised her hand and slapped Zhang Yang in the face "It's only natural to pay back debts!"

The program crew was dumbfounded, and the staff quickly came on stage to separate them.

Lin Rong regained her senses after being pulled aside, she said, "Do you accept this account?"

Zhang Yang was furious to the extreme, but the video and the IOU were in his hands, so it was not his turn to deny it.

But his silent attitude annoyed Lin Rong again, Lin Rong said, "Don't force me, I don't want to mention your crap!"

Zhang Yang: "What's wrong with me?!"

Lin Rong: "Do you think I don't know anything? You say that other female stars rely on sleeping to get the top job. Where are you going? Do you think that others don't know about you sleeping with the female leader of the TV station?"

Everyone: "!" Damn, what a shocker!

Lin Rong: "The female leader still really loves you. Send me a photo of the two of you passionately while you are asleep, so that I can quit and make room for her."

"The female leader's name is..." Lin Rong, "Forget it, I guess she was blind for a while, but I have the photos, do you want to take a look at them? The program team remembers mosaicing, the content is a bit indecent."

Everyone: "!" Hey, you can take a look at this, everyone likes this kind of material.

"Enough!" Zhang Yang's eyes were red, he had no means of denying it, he left the studio directly, and ran out like a bereaved dog.

Lin Rong: "Wait, don't run away! Pay me back!"

Lin Rong rushed out like a sprint champion.

"Pay back my hard-earned money!"

There was silence in the studio.

It is estimated that a needle can be heard.

Now there is only one thought in everyone's mind, and that is - Xie Yun can't offend anyone, who knows where he found Lin Rong, and where he knew about Zhang Yang's past.

Xie Yun patted his thigh: "He hasn't apologized to me yet!"

So Xie Yun rushed out like an arrow that left the string.

The main character left the scene, and all the supporting actors looked at each other in the studio.

This... what is the situation?

No one knew whether Zhang Yang was caught up by Lin Rong, but everyone already knew that Xie Yun was not easy to mess with.

This episode of Xie Yun's aggressive show quickly spread, not only occupying the headlines of many entertainment sectors, but also promoting Weibo videos and UC videos. Xie Yun's name instantly flooded all mainstream media, audiences and Fans even gave Xie Yun a nickname - Xie Dangdang.

As for Zhang Yang, because he was the loser, he didn't attract much attention. At least when people mentioned him, they would say: "That's the one who was defeated by Xie Yun".

With the end of this episode, the two groups of people who had been torn apart on the Internet finally came to a conclusion. For the first time, the people standing on the side of the famous talker felt what it means to have a surge in morale.

However, there are also many funny Weibo bloggers who cut out clips of Xie Yun advertising their hotels.

"Before I seriously hate people, I need to get some business for my hotel."

"What is it to hate people? Obviously advertising is more important, okay?"

"God tm's job is a hotel owner, amazing."

"I have already called to make a reservation, but it turns out that this month and next month are fully booked, and the poor baby Ben can only book a room for next month."

"The most amazing thing is that you can meet Erdao dealers and scalpers when you book a hotel, can you believe it?"

"The original price was 140 yuan a night, but the scalper turned it into [-] yuan, which made me want to be a scalper."

……

Many universities even use Xie Yun's video as a successful example when they talk about marketing programs.

There are quite a few successful hotels, but this is probably the only hotel that made everyone know the name of the hotel overnight.

Who would have thought that a little-known Tucao program would become an excellent advertising base when it collided with a food competition that had just become popular.

Of course, there are also people whose eyes are focused on coming out.

"It's the first time I've seen such a righteous person who came out of the closet."

"It means that I want to know what Xie Dangdang's lover looks like! I want to see a picture! Now the picture that pops up is only a back view!"

"Speaking of which, it seems that his boyfriend appeared in the movie of Immortal Hotel. I'm going to cut out the backs of all possible characters for comparison."

"Recently, I pointed out the same-sex lovers."

Of course, there are harsh comments, but after all, there are more young people on Weibo. Although there are extreme homophobia, most of them don’t care much. After all, as Xie Yun said on the show, individuals have their own lives. Busy with life, no one will stare at other people's lives all day, except for diaosi who are not satisfied with their three-dimensional life.

After fans, enthusiastic people and some unscrupulous media made a fuss, Di Jun finally appeared in the public eye.

The photo that was released was obviously taken secretly. The background was in the lobby of the hotel, and Di Jun was still holding the golden egg.

On that day, Di Jun was wearing a pair of loose black trousers and a sports jacket on his upper body. He had broad shoulders and a waist, long legs and a straight face. He was tall and thin, and only half of his face was shown in the camera.

But just this half of the face is enough to make people fascinated.

He didn't have to say anything, he didn't have to do anything, he didn't even need to give alms to his eyes, he just needed to stand there and be the center of everyone's eyes.

"I...I have nothing to say..."

"Although I am a straight man, at this moment I seem to understand Boss Xie."

"Sure enough, in front of beauty, men and women don't matter at all."

"Long live bisexuality! Long live beauty!"

"I want to see a photo of Boss Xie and his boyfriend. I can set it as a screen for licking."

"Upstairs, that's all you pursue. I'm going to the hotel to take a photo with Boss Xie and his man."

"Hey, I want to see the intimate daily life, the heart of a rotten girl is eager to try."

"I want to see you touch your face, kiss your mouth and raise your mouth high!"

"Add one upstairs!"

"Seconded!"

"Raise your hands and feet in favor!"

Xie Yun also became an existence overnight even if he was wearing a mask and walking on the street. Xie Yun didn't have this kind of treatment before, even when the movie was on the air, but now Xie Yun has become a celebrity.

For example, now, when he walks in the community, the people who live in this community are either business tycoons or successful people in the industry and celebrities, so Xie Yun is very at ease when he is in the community.

After all, everyone is a person of status, it is impossible to chase stars.

result--

"Thank you, boss." The one who stopped Xie Yun was a beautiful woman, wearing a wine-red tight skirt and a black overcoat, with dark brown waves draped to one side, and a diamond necklace shining brightly under the light. He also wears diamond earrings and holds the latest luxury bag in his hand.

This is a flirtatious woman, she has beauty, and she will skillfully use her beauty.

Xie Yun also recognized this woman, the recently popular movie star, Chu Qiao.

Xie Yun stood where he was, and greeted the other party out of politeness.

Chu Qiao brushed her hair back, a simple movement made by her was full of charm.

However, Xie Yun has dealt with people who are very similar to Chu Qiao. This kind of people are born to know how to show off, but they are not showing off to specific people, and they have no goals. Subconscious actions have no meaning in themselves.

Xie Yun: "Is there something wrong?"

Chu Qiao smiled and said, "I've been to your hotel."

Xie Yun: "...I don't remember."

It is impossible for Xie Yun not to remember a beauty with such a high face value even among gods and monsters.

Chu Qiao made a hissing gesture, put her index finger in front of her red lips, and her lips were slightly raised: "I went secretly, wearing a hat and a mask."

No wonder he couldn't remember, Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief.

Chu Qiao smiled at Xie Yun: "It's like this, because I've been busy with work these days, and I'm too embarrassed to ask others to help me find out. I just met you. I didn't expect such a fate that we live in the same community. .”

Xie Yun listened halfway, and quickly asked: "What are you asking?"

Chu Qiao: "That's it. I want to ask, is there someone named Tai in your hotel?"

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Surname Tai?"

The surname Tai is very, very rare. There are no surnames in hundreds of families, and it is generally distributed in Henan.

Xie Yun felt that he was probably too ignorant, and this was the first time he heard the surname Tai in his life.

"No." Xie Yun replied honestly.

Chu Qiao was a little anxious: "How could there be no one? I remember that your hotel's official Weibo posted a photo of him."

Xie Yunfu is in his heart - this person surnamed Tai is obviously Taiyi!

Xie Yun: "I remembered, he was in the hotel, what do you want to do with him?"

Chu Qiao was obviously relieved. Her red lips were bright and charming, and her figure was graceful. She smiled and said to Xie Yun, "That's right. I want to make friends with him. I wonder if you have his contact information, boss."

Xie Yun understood in an instant, this is not making friends, this is wanting to talk about friends.

This is the advantage of good looks and good figure. Taiyi doesn't have to do anything, just show his face.

There are piles of suitors behind the butt.

For such a high-quality suitor, Taiyi has such good luck.

Think about the group of crooked people chasing Hu Da Hu Er and Hu Niu.

Taiyi should be secretly laughing.

"He doesn't use a mobile phone." Xie Yun said, "He doesn't use electronic devices very much, saying he wants to be close to nature."

Chu Qiao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile, "That's good. I appreciate people who are close to nature. Electronic technology is too advanced now, and there are more and more bow-headed people, which is not good for physical and mental health."

At this moment, Chu Qiao's cell phone rang, she smiled apologetically at Xie Yun, then turned her head to answer the phone.

"What?" Chu Qiao's voice became louder, "He didn't bring a mobile phone?"

"Are you kidding? What era is it now? Is he a primitive man without a mobile phone?"

After Chu Qiao finished talking on the phone, she met Xie Yun's eyes, both of them looked a little embarrassed.

"I think if you have time, you can go to the hotel to find him." Xie Yun gave her the steps to go down, "He is quite easy to talk to."

Chu Qiao: "Recently, the schedule is very full. If I have time, I will go. Thank you boss for your work. I will go first."

Xie Yun looked at the back of Chu Qiao leaving, and had to admit that this was the most feminine woman he had ever seen except Hu Niu. Although Hu Niu was seductive, Hu Niu's seductiveness was due to her race, while Chu Qiao It's the style of a mature woman.

Hmm... I hope the ten-thousand-year-old bachelor Taiyi can also reap a pure relationship.

Xie Yun came home, the lights were on, and the smell of food was wafting in the living room. Di Jun has already practiced it. Although the taste is not as good as Xie Yun's craftsmanship, it is still cooked and edible, and the golden egg is still delicious. It's for saving face, so Di Jun feels good about himself.

"I'm back." Xie Yun shouted while changing his shoes.

Di Jun walked to the entrance, but Xie Yun's coat was hung aside.

This whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, and both of them feel very natural.

Jindan ran over with her bare feet and hugged Xie Yun's neck. Xie Yun stood up after changing her slippers, held Jindan in her arms and kissed her.

"Are you staying at home all day today?" Xie Yun asked Di Jun.

Di Jun: "Accompany them to the Oceanographic Museum."

Xie Yun turned his head and kissed the corner of Di Jun's mouth: "I just met a beautiful woman on the way back."

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun didn't seem to see Di Jun's sudden fierce eyes, and he bumped Jindan's buttocks, hugged Jindan more firmly, and then said: "She asked me about Taiyi, by the way, has Taiyi ever been in love?" ?”

Di Jun, who doesn't care about his younger brother's private life at all: "...shouldn't be there?"

What do you mean should not be?

Xie Yun: "Then do you know what type of person Tai Yi likes?"

Di Jun: "...you came back in the middle of the night just to ask me what Tai Yi likes?"

Oops!

Xie Yun tilted his head, and sure enough, he saw Di Jun's stern expression with a trace of grievance. Now Xie Yun has long been familiar with every inch of Di Jun's face muscles, so no matter what expression Di Jun makes now, Xie Yun Everyone knows what Dijun wants.

For example, when Di Jun looked indifferent, as if someone owed him millions, he was actually saying, "Come and kiss me! Right now!".

Another example is Di Jun's calm face, as if everything is under control, but he is actually saying "I'm good, right? I'm so good, why don't you come and kiss me?".

Another example is that Di Jun has a gentle face, and when the corner of his mouth is smiling, he is saying "Let's do something happy together".

But now, Di Jun's expression is obviously saying: "I am very angry now, ordinary kisses and hugs can no longer soothe my wounded heart, at this moment you have to do something different from usual to comfort me ".

Xie Yun put the golden egg on the ground, touched the little head of the golden egg: "Is the golden egg tired?"

Jindan is actually not too tired, but the smart Jindan has long since discovered that when his father or father asked him if he was tired, he actually just wanted to hear a definite answer, so Jindan nodded and said, "I'm tired. "

Xie Yun: "Be good, Jindan and younger brother go to bed, early to bed and early to rise can grow taller."

Golden Egg has been coaxed countless times, but as long as she mentions growing taller, she will still be coaxed away willingly.

Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's shoulder, bit the corner of Di Jun's lips and said, "Going to the mountains tonight?"

As a bird, a bird that is close to nature, Di Jun said euphemistically: "You should be more restrained and have integrity."

Xie Yun: "...?"

Di Jun sighed, and said helplessly, "Why are you so limitless?"

Xie Yun: "..." Can you be any more shameless?

The author has something to say: Di Jun: "Oh, I fell down, and I need to be hugged to get up."

Xie Yun: "..."