I woke up with an egg

"Prince! Third prince! Nezha! Help!"

There was a howl of ghosts and wolves in the master bedroom.

The prince who was sitting on the sofa playing the game was just about to pass the level, but was interrupted by this loud shout, the game was over, and there was no life left.

Nezha threw away the game console and glared in the direction of the bedroom. His obsidian eyes were as sharp as eagles, and black and white were distinct.There is still a bit of baby fat on the face, but the skin is delicate and white, and it can be broken by blowing bombs. If it is not dressed as a boy, it will definitely be recognized as a girl.

This human race is just making a fuss. When I saw him for the first time, I was so scared that I fainted.

Isn't it just to let him see his three-headed and eight-armed Faxiang?

The door of the master bedroom was kicked open, and Nezha had a sullen little face.

Xie Yun quickly jumped up from the bed, jumped directly to Nezha, and pointed at the bed with a look of horror: "Is this egg a monster?!"

Nezha has appeared, are the monsters still far away?

Even if I met Tang Seng Xie Yun in the afternoon, I would not doubt that it was COS.

A big golden egg stood quietly in the middle of the bed, it was golden and delicate, and the case was still shining with blinding light.

This is really a gigantic egg, the size of a human head, and there is no wind in the room, but the egg still shakes very regularly.

Even Nezha was stunned for a moment. He walked over on his short legs, and the golden egg stopped shaking instantly, changing from shaking mode to vibration mode.

Just when Nezha was about to stretch out his hand, the golden egg turned into a golden whirlwind and jumped up from the bed. With the help of Simmons' elasticity, it jumped directly into Xie Yun's arms. The golden egg hugs.

Xie Yun: "..."

He desperately wanted to throw the egg out, but the egg seemed to be stuck in his arms, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter what.

Nezha sat beside the bed, frowning slightly, "Where did you go before you met me?"

Xie Yun's peach blossom eyes blinked, and he thought about it seriously: "I went to Starbucks and ordered a chocolate Frappuccino, went for a run in the park, and went to soak in the hot spring at night. The temperature of the hot spring is just right. I heard it is natural. Thousands of dollars It was there years ago, and it is very comfortable.”

Nezha frowned: "This was born by you."

Xie Yun's whole body was stiff, looking down at the egg in his arms, he stuttered and asked, "I... I gave birth? I'm still a virgin!"

"Have you ever heard of being pregnant because of a cold?" Nezha raised his chin.

"Who... have I fallen in love with?" Xie Yun was going crazy, "Quail essence? Sparrow essence? Pigeon essence?"

Xie Yun suddenly said: "I'm going to the toilet!"

However, the egg was still stuck in his arms, Xie Yun looked at Nezha for help.

Nezha: "You are his father, just coax him."

Xie Yun swallowed hard, and said to the golden egg cautiously, "Son, be good, daddy go to the toilet, okay?"

The egg jumped in Xie Yun's arms as if it could understand human speech, and then jumped back on the bed.

This made Xie Yunneng rush to the toilet. He wanted to confirm the terrible idea in his heart. Xie Yun closed the door of the bathroom, took off his pants with a face of despair, and stretched his hands behind him.

Fortunately, Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

It was still so firm and elastic, not at all like the egg that had been laid so big.

So here comes the question, how did he lay... this egg?

Xie Yun came out of the bathroom. Although he was decadent, he had basically accepted the fact that he woke up with an extra son, and there was nothing he could do if he didn't accept it. He couldn't smash this egg, right?And it's not necessarily broken.

"Prince." Xie Yun approached Nezha and asked with a dejected expression, "Where did I give birth to it?"

Although I just confirmed it myself, maybe it's just because I have a strong adaptability and recover quickly?

If it was really born from there, isn't it too shocking?

Nezha sighed, and was about to say something when Xie Yun quickly interrupted: "Master, I know, our human race is ignorant now."

He was robbed of what he was about to say, so Nezha glared at him, and then said slowly: "The reason why Xingtian fought against the Yellow Emperor back then was because the Yellow Emperor was unfair to men and women."

Xie Yun: "...Huh?"

No way?Was there sexism at that age?

And the Yellow Emperor... the ancestor!

Nezha said: "Before the Yellow Emperor established the rules of the world, both men and women could have children."

Xie Yun: "Where do men come from...?"

Isn't it dirty?

Nezha: "Look at the yellow waste in your head! Naturally, it was born from the armpit!"

Fortunately, it was born from the armpit, Xie Yun's face froze, the armpit didn't seem to be any better?

Nezha sighed: "Xing Tian is defeated, if not, in the human race, both men and women can still have children."

Because Xie Yun had an extra egg for no reason, he was very unbalanced in his heart, and said in full agreement: "That's right! Men should also have children!"

Looking at Xie Yun's face, Nezha frowned again.

When Taibai Jinxing was dozing off, Xiantong accidentally dropped the elixir into the human world, and it happened to land in this person's bowl, telling him to eat it clean.

Emperor Haotian was held accountable, Taibai Jinxing felt sorry for Xiantong, and ran the train with his mouth full, insisting that the elixir was not lost by accident, but that this person had a fairy fate.

Anyway, it is impossible to really punish Taibai Jinxing or something. After all, it is wrong to say that it is not a big mistake.

Emperor Haotian could only open and close his eyes.

It would be too stingy to care about Taibai Jinxing.

Originally, he planned to point out a little fairy to go down to earth to help this person become a fairy, or Nezha was bored in the heavenly court, so he took the initiative to ask Ying to go down to earth.

"Then shall we leave today?" Xie Yun looked at the golden egg on the bed and turned to ask Nezha.

Nezha nodded, Bai Nen's face was full of seriousness: "Let's go."

No way, Xie Yun found that as long as he walked out of the bedroom door, the egg would follow him every step of the way, jumping behind him, and the egg shell was not like an egg as Xie Yun thought, but rather soft, made of silicone It is almost the same, it will not be damaged, and it is also elastic.

So Xie Yun had no choice but to put the golden egg in the backpack, probably on his father's back. The golden egg felt very safe and didn't move anymore. It was as quiet as a chicken in the backpack.

When Xie Yun packed up, Nezha was already standing at the gate waiting for him.

He was wearing a white short sleeve, black shorts, and a pair of black sneakers.

His hair was black and long, tied into a ponytail with a red headband.

Most memorable, however, was his face.

Even more beautiful than a little girl, with snow-white skin, smooth and tender as if blown to pieces, a pair of big black and white eyes, red lips, his is especially beautiful, but extraordinarily indifferent, as if his emotions and desires have been sealed away.

"I've gone to investigate before." Xie Yun said to Nezha as he walked, "Although it is the inheritance of my grandparents, but I have been losing money, otherwise I still can't pass..."

Nezha glared at Xie Yun, and Xie Yun shut up knowing what he meant.

"The Tongtian Tower has been in the human world for more than three thousand years." Nezha suddenly stopped and looked in the direction of the Tongtian Tower, "If you want to become a fairy, you must have a chance."

Xie Yun whispered, "I'm not going to run that tower, it's just a hotel halfway up the mountain where no one lives."

The hotel is the legacy left to him by Xie Yun's grandparents.

Xie's mother is the eldest sister of the family. She has never studied. She has been helping the family since she was able to work. She brought up several younger brothers like a mother. , As a result, no dowry was given.

Later, Xie's mother became estranged from her natal family.

So in Xie Yun's memory, his grandparents didn't like him either. Every year when he went back to pay New Year's greetings, Xie's mother would always give red envelopes to the two old people.

But the old man never gave Xie Yun a red envelope.

From this, he also overheard his grandmother saying to his cousin: "You have to take care of your younger brothers, he is your cousin, not your younger brother."

So Xie Yun was shocked when he learned that the two old people left him an inheritance.

But Xie's mother also told him that the hotel doesn't make much money, but if it is well managed, it is still possible to eat a meal, and the geographical location is good, on the mountainside, the air is fresh and healthy.

Xie Yun agreed.

After taking the bus and leaving the city, they finally arrived at the foot of Qingyun Mountain. Although this mountain is famous, under the protection policy of the local government, there are no modern means of transportation to go up, and they can only rely on their feet.

However, there are also bamboo sedan chairs at the foot of the mountain, and it costs 120 yuan per person to go up the mountain.

Xie Yun had just graduated, his salary was low during his internship, he had no savings, and he was too embarrassed to ask his family for it, so the two had to go up by themselves.

Xie Yun suddenly asked: "Why did Chang'e fly to the moon while I also took the elixir?"

Nezha turned his head, with a malicious smile on his face: "It's easy for you to fly to the moon. I'll go to Laojun and ask for one that's the same as Chang'e."

"..." Ben Yue seemed to be a bad thing.

Xie Yun quickly said: "No need, forget it."

Nezha said with a smile: "Chang'e stole the elixir, flew to the moon and became one with the golden toad, and never left the lunar star for life."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Jin Chan?"

Nezha: "It's the three-legged golden toad that attracts wealth in your human world."

Xie Yun: "...Then I'd better not fly to the moon."

It feels much worse to become a three-legged golden toad than to be a mortal.

It's noon, the sun is shining, Xie Yun was sweating on his forehead, and wanted to take off his shirt, but he just put down the backpack, and the big golden egg kept jumping in the backpack, as if he had taken a stimulant Yes, with the posture of breaking the backpack.

Xie Yun almost couldn't hold the bag anymore, he asked Nezha for help: "Third Prince!"

Nezha looked at the sun above his head: "Let him out, now is the time when the yang is at its fullest and the sun is at its peak, so it's normal for him to want to get close."

Xie Yun was a little puzzled while opening the backpack, but thinking about the old hen's nest, the eggs hatched because of the heat, so it's normal.

The golden egg rushed out the moment Xie Yun opened the zipper of the backpack, twirled in the air, and then fell straight into Xie Yun's arms. It even shook its body and rubbed against Xie Yun's arms. On the golden egg, the reflected golden light really blinds the eyes.

Xie Yun shook the weight in his hand.

Accepted.