Throwing down the bear child of the Flower God[Comprehensive]

When early winter comes, everyone in the Hua family is preparing for the new year.

Buying new year's goods, cleaning and decorating the house, and dealing with people everywhere, because after the new year is Hua Ruling's birthday, this makes Hua's family a bit more busy, and even the sixth master Hua can't come to harass Pearl every day.

Lingbi's hair has finally grown, but she doesn't let Pearl comb her hair, and insists on wrapping around Huamanlou.

How could Huamanlou know how to comb women's hair? In order to satisfy his little sister, he had to follow Pearl to learn how to comb his hair every day, and then turned his head to comb a crooked bun for Lingbi who was full of expectations.

So, for a period of time, in the busy Huafu, every day there would be a girl doll with an extremely ugly bun jumping up and down, asking everyone, "Does my bun look good?"

If the person being asked answers nicely, then it's all right.

If the person being questioned gives an unsightly answer, they will be brutally beaten.

The servants in the Huafu naturally dare not tell the truth, but such as the sons and daughters of aristocratic families who came to walk around, and other brats of similar status, that is not necessarily the case.

To be honest, the end is of course to be beaten, so Lingbi has often gotten into trouble in recent days.Those who were waiting for Huaman to come to apologize could line up and circle Huafu three times.Hua Manlou was really having a headache, but he didn't have time to think about it, because the matter of coming to make amends was already fully scheduled until next month.

After Huamanlou's daily expenses skyrocketed tenfold and half of the treasures in Huafu's warehouse were emptied, the Hua family finally realized a problem.

Well, it's time to find something for this brat to do.

Ever since, a group of well-known wives were invited into the Huafu, and the wonderful life of the bear child began.

Today's Lingbi has completely changed, all the scars on her body have been removed, her voice has recovered, her body has become healthy, and the skin on her body has been nourished by Hua Manlou to be white and clean.When she was sitting still, she looked like a young lady from a family who had been pampered and spoiled since she was a child.

However, her inside is still very cruel.

Within a day, the master who taught her calligraphy broke her leg, the girl who taught her piano fell ill from fright, and the nanny who taught her etiquette escaped from Huafu overnight.

The Hua family spent more and more to hire a wife, and paid more and more medical expenses.The masters who came to Huafu poured in like a stream, and the masters who escaped from Huafu spewed out like waves on the sea.

Finally one day, this flowing water dried up.

After the last master was carried out of the Huafu with the medical expenses, Hua Ruling went to the ancestral hall to sit quietly for half a day, and then ordered his servants to prepare the car, and he decided to take a long trip.

Three days later, Hua Ruling came back with an old man.

The old man was dressed in a pedantic manner, with frowning brows, staring eyes, corners of his mouth pursed, and a slightly raised beard on his chin, which was trimmed very beautifully.

The old man's surname is Zhou, he is a very famous contemporary master, and also the mentor of Hua Laoer.

To be able to teach a student like Hua Lao Er, Mr. Zhou must also be a person with delicate bones and bones, and it is suitable for tidying up Lingbi.

Sure enough, on the first day of class, the bear child Lingbi found that he had met a strong opponent.

At that time, the two masters and apprentices met for the first time. Before Lingbi, who was full of bad water, could make a move, Mr. Zhou took the lead and slapped Lingbi's little butt with a ruler.

Lingbi rushed to Lao Gao with an "Aww", and glared at Mr. Zhou while clutching her buttocks. Before she could get angry, a box of exquisitely crafted dim sum appeared in front of her, which she had never eaten before.

As a foodie, Lingbi is still very professional. She resolutely gave up her ass and chose gourmet food.

Mr. Zhou, who was standing upright, pursed his lips and looked down at Lingbi who was devouring it.

The ruler knocked rhythmically on the table three times, Mr. Zhou hummed, and said in a slow tone: "It's the first time we meet, this is the first meeting gift for you as a teacher." After speaking, he pointed Nodding, "This is the second copy."

Lingbi only cared about eating, no matter what the old man said.This snack melts in the mouth, sweet but not greasy, it is really delicious, but unfortunately there is too little, and it is eaten in one go.

After eating the last piece, Lingbi licked her lips and looked at Mr. Zhou anxiously.

Seeing this, Mr. Zhou snorted again, looked at Lingbi with a look of a fool, and said after a while: "Okay, master's gift is complete, what about yours, eh?"

Lingbi froze for a moment.

Mr. Zhou frowned, stretched out his palm to Lingbi, and said dissatisfiedly: "Little boy, your family didn't teach you, do you want to reciprocate?"

This is indeed taught, Hua Manlou taught her a long time ago.

Ling Bi looked at her empty hands with a look of hatred and bitterness on her face.

"No?!" Old Mr. Zhou raised his eyebrows almost to the top of his head, "Is it still free?"

Lingbi suddenly felt that what he said was very reasonable. You have to pay for food, Brother Qi also said this.

"Go, go back and prepare, you must satisfy the old man tomorrow!"

Lingbi folded her arms and nodded, then ran back in a hurry.

On the second day, Ling Bi arrived on time with the gift, and after waiting for a quarter of an hour, Mr. Zhou came slowly.

Lingbi solemnly presented the gift, Mr. Zhou took the gift without even looking at it, and again drew a ruler on Lingbi's ass.

Lingbi didn't howl this time, but covered her buttocks and stared at Mr. Zhou closely.

Old Mr. Zhou pursed his lips and glanced at her, then took out another box of snacks that Lingbi still hadn't eaten, which was different from yesterday, and then... began to eat by himself.

Lingbi was furious, and stretched out his hand to scratch his beard. At the moment Lingbi jumped up, Mr. Zhou suddenly picked up a piece of snack in the box and threw it at Lingbi.

Lingbi's eyes lit up, he opened his mouth wide to catch the nod, and then fell to the ground to chew.

Old Mr. Zhou clapped his hands arrogantly, then took the snack in one hand and the ruler in the other.He tossed a piece and nodded, then drew a ruler on Lingbi's buttocks, and just like that, the box of snacks soon bottomed out.

Although Lingbi felt a bit swollen and painful in her buttocks, the snacks tasted good, and she felt that today's life was quite satisfactory.

"Snacks are still available tomorrow!" Old Mr. Zhou hummed, "Class starts tomorrow!"

Lingbi, who only listened to the first half of the sentence, left in satisfaction.

That night, when Huamanlou asked Lingbi why her butt blossomed, Lingbi thought about it, but couldn't remember when she was beaten.

On the third day, Ling Bi still arrived at the school on time, and after waiting for half an hour, Mr. Zhou came slowly.

After drawing a ruler as usual, Lingbi didn't even bother to cover her buttocks, and just waited for Mr. Zhou to give her some snacks.

But this time, Mr. Zhou stood with his hands behind his back and didn't even give her a piece of snack.

Lingbi didn't give up, and waited for another half a moment, seeing that there were no farts, she couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment.

How can this be so, can there still be some trust between people now? !

Before Lingbi made a move, Mr. Zhou coughed in time, and then turned sideways, revealing the desk behind him.

There are pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the desk, and most importantly, a box of tempting snacks.

Lingbi quickly sat down in front of the desk.

After Huamanlou's training before, she is already very proficient at the task of exchanging food for food.

Mr. Zhou not only taught her to read, but also wanted her to learn to write.

The brush with a heavy grip was stuffed into Lingbi's hand, and Lingbi's expression was very serious.

"Can you write your own name?" Mr. Zhou asked her, patting the food box.

Ling Bi stared straight at the snacks in the food box and shook her head.

"Idiot..." Mr. Zhou looked up to the sky and sighed.

Lingbi was not convinced, and argued: "I, I, I can write Brother Seven's name!"

Mr. Zhou flicked his sleeves and motioned Lingbi to write it out.

Lingbi sank to her dantian, waved her little hand, and wrote two words.

Flowers and buildings.

Mr. Zhou stared at the two words on the paper, wishing he could shoot through the paper with his eyes.

"The characters in the middle are too difficult, I can't write..." Lingbi felt the need to explain.

"Damn things!"

Mr. Zhou slapped the table with a "slap", and the food box in his hand jumped up, and Lingbi's eyes also went up and down.

"Can you write such offensive words?!"

He sighed deeply, and said sadly: "At first I thought you were an idiot, but now it seems that this old man thinks highly of you!"

Lingbi couldn't quite understand what the old man was saying, she rolled her eyes, and reached out to grab a piece of snack.

Mr. Zhou didn't stop him either, he really didn't bother to talk to her.

Lingbi quickly disposed of the piece of snack, and just as she was about to reach out, Mr. Zhou spoke.

At this time, Mr. Zhou had calmed down on his own. He aimed at Lingbi and said, "Continue to write."

Lingbi flicked the pen, put his hand on his forehead and said: "I won't write anymore, I have a headache."

Mr. Zhou snorted heavily, and said, "Little boy, do you know what happens to babies who don't study?"

"You'll get spanked." But she's used to it.

"Hmph, besides being beaten, I will also be kicked out by my family to beg for food. I don't have enough to eat, I don't have enough clothes, and I sit in the garbage dump with wild dogs every day."

Lingbi was shocked, and after a while, she asked weakly: "...what is begging?"

Mr. Zhou stroked his beard and said, "Being a beggar means being a little beggar, kneeling on the street every day to kowtow to others, and eating other people's leftovers."

Lingbi burst into tears with a "wow".

Mr. Zhou didn't care about her and continued to talk about him, "Look, that useless second child will be thrown out soon. If you don't study, you will be the next one! Heh heh, your seventh brother will also be chased away by then." You go!"

Lingbi cried harder, she jumped off the chair and ran out crying.

Old Mr. Zhou hummed contentedly. Seeing that the crying sound was far away, he was just about to reach out for a snack when he suddenly felt that the crying sound was approaching again.Lingbi rushed in like a whirlwind, picked up the food box crying, and went out crying again.Mr. Zhou straightened his beard when he saw this.

At si shi, Huamanlou was taking care of flowers and plants in the courtyard, when suddenly he heard Lingbi crying and running in, before he turned around, Lingbi was already hugging his leg and weeping bitterly.

Hua Manlou turned around and picked up Lingbi, and slowly patted her on the back.

"Hey, why are you crying?" Hua Manlou said warmly.

Lingbi cried uncontrollably, "Wow—brother Seven—don't drive me away, I don't want food, I don't want to be a little beggar—"

……Um?

A rare dull look appeared on Hua Manlou's face.

So far, Mr. Zhou became famous and became the object of worship of everyone in Huafu.

The bear child Lingbi kicked the first iron plate in his life, and he was in a bad mood.Her current life is quite painful. She has to get up early every day to study, practice calligraphy, and is eaten to death by Mr. Zhou.

After Mr. Zhou scolded her "idiot" for the 120th time, Lingbi felt that she had to do something.

After school, she found the third young master.

At this time, the third young master was standing on the veranda, holding a pretty and shy maidservant in his arms.When Lingbi appeared, his hand was about to reach into the maid's collar.

"Third brother, third brother, I have a question to ask you." Lingbi frowned tightly.

In the Hua family, the third young master has always been Lingbi's dog-headed military adviser, and he himself is very willing to help Lingbi make suggestions, and then squats aside to watch the fun.

The third young master stopped his hand and turned to look at Lingbi, his face was still shining.

"Little Abi," the third young master said lazily, "the third brother is busy."

Lingbi didn't care about these things, but just asked: "Brother, brother, I want someone to think well of me, what should I do?"

"En..." The third young master thought for a while, "Give him something he likes."

After finishing speaking, he ignored Lingbi and buried his head in the little girl's neck to linger.The little maid was angry and ashamed, and beat the third young master with both hands without pain.

Ling Bi nodded in agreement, thinking of the scene where the old man was more ferocious than herself in eating and snacking in class on weekdays, she decided to give him something delicious.

So after lunch, Lingbi took Huamanlou to Yueniang's place to order a box of milk corners, thinking of giving it to the old man tomorrow morning, so as to improve her image in his mind and let him be more relaxed about herself little bit.

The author has something to say: Mr. Zhou, the biggest cutie in this article, with an aura of 2 meters, appeared 8

Seeing through the essence of Lingbi remembering whether to eat or not to beat at a glance, it really is an old people's teacher with rich experience in teaching!

[Special thanks] Thanks to the local tyrant sparrow who raised me~~~Mua, I can add food tonight!