[Comprehensive] Mei Tianli and Zai Script

Do you think this hand is pretty?

But do you know how strong the owner of this hand is?

funny.

As a half-succubus, Merlin is born with the privilege of seeing things that others cannot see.

Although it's amazing, and he can't figure out the reason, it's a good thing, right?

At least the fact that he can see what others can't see saves him from the tragedy of being exposed to black history by Kishibe Rohan's substitute ability "Heaven's Gate", and it also allows him to use himself as a bait with confidence, Bring out the guy who was secretly peeping at his hand.

Merlin tilted his head in distress.

This is really a cautious person.

After all, they have reached this point, and they are still unwilling to show up easily, obviously there is no third person around besides them, okay?

But this also illustrates a problem.

The other party is a habitual offender.

Things are getting interesting.Merlin tied his hair up high, and an extremely beautiful person with a high ponytail appeared in the mirror.Merlin smiled slightly at the mirror, and the people inside also smiled back.

The high ponytail makes him more capable at this moment.

But in fact, it was precisely because he tied up his high ponytail, exposing the fair and graceful neck that was usually hidden under the long hair, that prompted the man who was still hesitating to hide in the shadows to make the next move. move.

"My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 years old, and I'm currently working at the Kameyou Department Store in Moriocho. I'm an ordinary office worker."

The blond man came out of the darkness, he had a much better face than the perverted, voyeuristic, but it may be because the overall attire gave people a normal feeling, so the first impression he gave was It is also ordinary.

But looking at this guy's eyes, you can tell that these are definitely not the eyes that ordinary office workers would have.

Ordinary office workers don't have the guts to want to date someone x

The man who claimed to be Yoshikage Kira approached Merlin step by step, his eyes fixed on the fair neck that was exposed by Merlin, and Merlin's hand that was quietly hanging by his side.

And the "killer queen" also closely followed the master's pace and kept vigilant.

"It seems that you like to introduce yourself before killing people, Mr. Yoshikage Kira?"

Merlin turned around slowly, and faced Yoshikage Kira and the "Killer Queen" beside him, showing a smile that anyone familiar with him would not be able to help but run away quickly after seeing him.

"What?" It might be the first time he encountered such a calm target, Yoshikage Kira took a step back unconsciously, and raised his vigilance again in his heart.

In fact, he himself, who has always been cautious, doesn't understand why he would do such an irrational thing in this unfamiliar place, in this extraordinary time period when anything happens will be widely reported.

But those hands are really perfect, it is not an exaggeration to say that they perfectly hit his liking.

It's too pretty.

It was the finest masterpiece he had ever seen.

Even once Kira Yoshikage looked at Merlin, he would have the idea of ​​"is this guy really human?", especially after seeing Merlin's extraordinary swordsmanship, he should never make such a direct decision.

Kira Yoshikage was filled with a strong sense of disobedience.

But he couldn't tell where this sense of disobedience came from.

"So you haven't figured it out yet, Mr. Yoshikage Kira?" Merlin turned around leisurely, and at some point, he had already taken out his phone.

"Really, although I'm really not good at reciting spells, so I like to go straight to it, but you don't have to ignore my identity as a magician to such an extent? Or are you confident in your abilities?"

In fact, Merlin knew in his heart that Yoshikage Kira's current state was extremely abnormal, and the other party should be an extremely cautious and careful repeat offender, and would never easily make such a low-level mistake.

So what is the reason for the other party's strange state?

Maybe it was because the skills of the three Gorgon sisters were overdone during the halftime performance?

The skills of some heroic spirits in Chaldea will deviate from the original effect when they are put into reality. Da Vinci Lily believes that this is due to the difference in the power system of the world.

This is the new world, not their original world.

So even if there is such a situation, it is normal.

Then Yoshikage Kira is one of the poor victims.

Merlin made an analysis in his heart, and after reaching a conclusion, he sighed helplessly.

Then he took a deep breath and shouted: "British Magic, Artoria, dinner is ready!!!"

As soon as the words fell, a beautiful and heroic girl in blue armor broke in through the window, but when she entered and found that it was a men's room, she was...embarrassed.

"Merlin, I told you not to call me when you have nothing to do. I am very busy, and I have to keep working so that I can eat Kobe beef once a month. Now the Wanshiwu is on the right track. , don’t delay my business, okay?” said the girl named Artoria, who is actually King Arthur.

"No way, look, I'm finding you a business right now." Merlin laughed, as a teacher, he is not afraid of students at all.

Adhering to the principle of the three good succubus (actually, he has fought before and now does not want to move at all), Merlin said: "Now I will give you an assignment as a client, Artoria."

"Oh? Invisible enemies? Interesting." The succubi did not have the special ability to see such things, but Arturia didn't think it was a chore at all.

It is also a pleasure to challenge the unknown.

And make money.

nice.

When Dongfang Jousuke went to the toilet, he saw a man in his 30s lying at the door of the toilet with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

The kind and enthusiastic resident of Morioh Town, Dongfang Josuke, decided to treat the other party with "crazy diamonds".

Although this is an act that Dongfang Jousuke will think of as extremely stupid in the future.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, so you called Arturia later? Is it King Arthur who came to fight for you?" Osamu Dazai, who had successfully transformed himself into a bandage spirit due to multiple serious injuries, his face was blurred from smiling (because of the bandages) because it is too tight).

"Then my bonus was blackmailed by Artoria. I didn't expect that the honest Artoria would become so good at doing business." Merlin became more and more sad as he spoke, and finally directly smashed Osamu Dazai's mouth with an apple. Block up.

Dazai is currently covered in bandages all over his body, and there is no hand treatment at all.

Line 8.

He's used to it.

To be honest, Merlin was the first guy who dared to treat him like this every time.

Dazai sighed slightly in his heart.

The two of them are probably, because they understand each other's nature and ability too well, so they are very wise to reduce the degree of mutual pitfalls to the kind of "small fights".

Anyway, in short, if Zhong Yuanzhong is here, he will definitely laugh and say "mackerel, you have today too".

Merlin and Osamu Dazai's way of getting along is more like a relationship of "friends" because there is no fundamental conflict of interest, and they are generally consistent from a standpoint.

It's just that ordinary friends wouldn't be so eager to lead each other to the point of dying shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Merlin said, "Since I've teamed up with you, then I'll let myself go, it doesn't matter." Dazai Osamu said, "Since I can't tease Chuya and Kunikida, it's okay to tease a new partner." a joy."

Da Vinci lily summed it up in the report.

A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven, hit it off, and made each other (cough cough).

All in all, a perfect partner.

Well, that's fine.

Da Vinci Lily didn't worry about the two guys getting along in the future, after all, it would be of no benefit to anyone, would it?And secretly there are many guys who are watching, such as "mouse".

Smart people don't choose the stupidest course of action.

Well, although Merlin is really unreliable?

Like now.

When Chaldea told the name of Merlin's opponent in the main match, Merlin's smile gradually froze, and he gradually shut himself up. He rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Dazai Osamu's neck, and used his B-level muscle strength.

↑It's weird phrases, don't mind.

"Help! Murder! King Arthur's swordsmanship teacher, the famous magician Merlin actually wants to murder me, a weak, helpless and poor ordinary Yokohama citizen, is there any reason! Ah!" Finally, Osamu Dazai sent out the pain cry.

Da Vinci Lily looked at the newly released list of main contestants in her hand and showed a satisfied smile.

Hmm, that's fine, absolutely no problem.

At that time, whether it is ratings or applause, it will set a new record, right?It's a rare opportunity, if you don't make a good fortune, how can you do it?

As for Merlin, under the gaze of Osamu Dazai smiling and waving his hands, his steps gradually became heavy and his movements gradually slowed down. Finally, he knelt down on the ground, handed over his staff sideways in the standard posture of paying respects to the king, and shouted: "Please Pharaoh!" Wang must not hit me in the face, this is my life's request, please!"

"Haha, hahaha, Pharaoh is omnipotent on the ground, so it's easy to ask for nothing. This king understands." Ozymandias knocked the ground with his scepter, and said that the devil could not hear it. Words that weep.

"Of course, absolutely, it will be—a slap in the face. Don't worry, Nightmare."

So, am I going to complain about Pharaoh’s ability to understand you, or is it possible that the "succubi" is the same concept as the "golden"?

Merlin continued to be autistic.

Osamu Dazai, even though he was unable to speak for a short period of time due to his neck injury, still tried his best to express his deepest sympathy with a silent laughing expression.

The author has something to say: Deyou is like this, how can we not make people cry?Anyway, I was moved to tears, how about you? (funny

Thank you readers for the nutrient solution irrigated by Sefalu~~~ I am sorry that the author forgot qwq again