The road to becoming a god of Chinese scholars

According to Grandma Hu's description, her grandson's symptoms were definitely leukemia, not being possessed by some evil spirit.But Grandma Hu firmly believed that her grandson was haunted by evil spirits, so no matter what others said, she would not believe it.

Yu Juexiu knew in his heart that if he told Grandma Hu that her grandson was indeed suffering from leukemia and was not possessed by evil spirits, Grandma Hu would definitely not believe her, and then continued to find those pretending Taoist priests and some masters to see a doctor for her grandson, saying Maybe Grandma Hu will be cheated of money again at that time.

For Grandma Hu's sake, Yu Juexiu decided to follow her plan and said, "Grandma Hu, how about it, I didn't bring yellow paper and cinnabar with me when I went out today..."

Before he finished speaking, Grandma Hu interrupted: "Master Dao, I have yellow paper and cinnabar at home, I'll go back and get them now." After finishing speaking, Grandma Hu hurried away.

Yu Juexiu looked at the back of Grandma Hu running away in a hurry, feeling helpless in his heart, shook his head and said that this Grandma Hu was already terminally ill.

"Daoist, you don't believe Aunt Hu's words, do you?"

"Daoist, Aunt Hu's grandson really has leukemia, and he is not possessed by any evil thing."

"Daoist, Aunt Hu is supernatural all day long, you can't trust her."

Yu Juexiu saw that everyone looked anxious, and smiled at everyone comfortingly: "I didn't believe Grandma Hu's words, I just followed her words. She has gone crazy now, except for the theory of evil being possessed." , she doesn't believe in anything, so I can only follow her thoughts, so that she can feel at ease and won't go to other Taoist priests to be deceived."

Everyone heard what Yu Juexiu said, understood his plan, and praised him for his cleverness.

"So, when Grandma Hu comes back later, don't call her a lunatic anymore." Yu Juexiu said with a smile, "Please cooperate with me to put on a play."

"Master Dao, we must cooperate with you in acting."

"Then trouble everyone."

"No trouble, no trouble at all." Seeing that the Taoist priest is so kind, everyone believed that he was not a liar.

After a while, Grandma Hu ran back and took a pile of yellow paper and cinnabar.

"Master Dao, are these yellow papers and cinnabar enough?"

Yu Juexiu nodded slightly: "It's enough."

Grandma Hu looked at Yu Juexiu with burning eyes, her old and haggard face was full of anticipation.

"Master Dao, please do it for my grandson."

"Your grandson is possessed by a little evil spirit. You don't need to do anything special. Just write a few talisman papers." Yu Juexiu stroked his beard while pretending to be inscrutable.

Grandma Hu believed Yu Juexiu's words even more when she heard Yu Juexiu's words and saw Yu Juexiu's superior appearance.

"Master Dao, please draw a few talisman papers." After she finished speaking, she quickly added, "I'm willing to give it no matter how much it is."

After hearing this, Yu Juexiu sighed helplessly in his heart, this Grandma Hu is really crazy.Compared to her grandson, it felt like she was possessed by something evil.

"The money is not in a hurry right now, you can use the talisman paper of the poor man first." The old god Yu Juexiu said on the ground, "If it is useful, it is not too late for you to pay the poor man."

After saying this, Grandma Hu believed that Yu Juexiu was a capable Taoist priest, and believed in his words even more in her heart.

"I've heard it well."

Yu Juexiu took a pen and dipped it in cinnabar, and wrote complicated and mysterious symbols on the yellow paper.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet, and everyone quietly looked at Yu Juexiu's talisman.I don't know if it's their delusion, but when the Taoist priest is drawing the talisman paper, his whole body exudes the aura of an extraterrestrial expert, and it feels like it's real.

After a while, Yu Juexiu drew a piece of talisman paper and handed it to Grandma Hu, and said: "Put this talisman paper under your grandson's pillow."

Grandma Hu took the talisman paper with both hands, with a very awed expression: "Yes, Taoist priest."

Yu Juexiu then drew another talisman paper, and then handed it to Grandma Hu again: "You take this talisman paper with you."

When Grandma Hu heard this, she was surprised: "I carry it with me?"

"Yes, this talisman is for you, because you are also possessed by evil spirits." Yu Juexiu spoke nonsense in a serious manner while stroking the horned beard stuck to his chin.

Grandma Hu was frightened by these words, and looked at Yu Juexiu with wide eyes in horror: "Master, do you think I am also possessed by evil spirits?"

Yu Juexiu nodded slightly, with a mysterious tone: "Did you not sleep well recently, and often have nightmares?

Grandma Hu nodded again and again: "Yes, ever since my grandson was possessed by evil spirits, I have been worried, unable to eat or sleep well..."

Yu Juexiu raised his hand to stop Grandma Hu, and he continued, "Can you hear voices that others can't hear?"

This sentence made Grandma Hu's expression very excited. She stared at Yu Juexiu with burning eyes, and said quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, I can hear ghosts, but my old man and son don't believe me words." As she spoke, her eyes were red and tears were shining in her eyes, "Master Daoist, you are really amazing."

The others were taken aback by the interaction between Yu Juexiu and Grandma Hu.Everyone couldn't help wondering, could it be that Grandma Hu was really possessed by an evil spirit?

Yu Juexiu made a serious face: "You are also possessed by evil spirits. The talisman paper that Pindao just gave you can drive away evil spirits with you. You will not hear any strange sounds tonight. You can be safe and sound." fell asleep."

"Master Dao, thank you so much, you are really the savior of our family." After saying that, Grandma Hu knelt down towards Yu Juexiu, wanting to kowtow to him.

Yu Juexiu was taken aback by Grandma Hu's action, but he didn't show it on the surface, and still put on an air of superiority.

"Old man, get up first." Yu Juexiu stretched out his hand to help Grandma Hu who was kneeling on the ground, and instructed, "You can go to the hospital with the talisman now."

"Yes, Daoist." Grandma Hu gratefully bowed to Yu Juexiu ninety degrees, "Daoist, thank you so much."

Yu Juexiu smiled slightly, mysteriously: "Go."

"Master Dao, then I'll go first." Grandma Hu left obediently.

After Grandma Hu left, someone asked, "Master Hu, is Grandma Hu really possessed by evil spirits?"

"No, what I said just now was to fool her."

"Grandma Hu has obviously gone mad, otherwise she wouldn't believe it."

"Then you just said that Grandma Hu can hear voices that others can't hear?"

"Oh, I fooled her. In fact, she didn't hear any strange sounds, but she believed in her heart that she heard sounds that others couldn't hear." Yu Juexiu sighed softly, "Grandma Hu is like you It's as crazy as it sounds, and it's not light."

Everyone: "..." Can this be fooled?

"The talisman paper I just drew for her is a heart-clearing talisman, which has the effect of clearing the brain and calming the heart." Yu Juexiu said, "When she carries it with her for a day or two, her brain will become more clear-headed, and then she won't be sober again. If you think wildly, you will no longer think that your grandson is possessed by evil spirits."

Hearing what Yu Juexiu said, everyone suddenly realized, and then gave Yu Juexiu a thumbs up.

"Master Dao, you are really too witty."

"No, Daoist, do you really know how to draw symbols?"

Yu Juexiu said with a smile: "Poverty Taoist is a serious Taoist priest."

"Daoist, which Taoist priest are you from?"

"Wudang Mountain." Yu Juexiu said while continuing to check the pulse of others.

"A Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain?!"

"Master Dao, then you have run so far."

"Daoist, didn't you just ask Aunt Hu to give her grandson a talisman? What kind of talisman is that?"

"It's a meditation talisman, a talisman that can make her grandson sleep peacefully." Yu Juexiu explained, "Her grandson has leukemia, and I'm afraid he won't be able to sleep due to the pain. The meditation talisman can not only calm her grandson's mood, And put her grandson to sleep."

"Master Dao, you are really thoughtful and careful."

A young and beautiful girl raised her hand and asked, "Master Dao, are the talisman papers you drew so useful?"

"Daozhang, can I ask for a meditation talisman?"

"Yes." Yu Juexiu agreed very readily.

"Master Dao, can you draw amulets?"

"Yes, but the amulets cost money." Yu Juexiu said seriously, "Besides, the amulets I drew are very expensive, and an amulet costs at least 5000 yuan."

"5000 yuan?!" Everyone at the scene gasped in shock at the price, "Isn't this too expensive?"

Yu Juexiu nodded and said, "It's very expensive, but in case of danger, it can prevent a disaster for you." With Yu Juexiu's ability, 5000 yuan for the amulet is still cheap.

"Is it so amazing?"

"Daozhang, are you fooling people?"

"Master Daoist, are you promoting superstition?"

When Yu Juexiu heard this, he chuckled lightly: "If you believe in it, buy it, if you don't believe it, don't buy it, poor people don't force it."

What I said made everyone a little bit convinced, because Taoist priests believe it if you believe it, and you will be defeated if you don’t believe it.

Next, Yu Juexiu continued to check the pulse of others.However, the video of him fooling Grandma Hu was posted on the bib, and it didn't take long for a heated discussion on the bib.

[I'm going, I didn't expect Professor Yu to have the ability to fool people! 】

[To be honest, I was almost fooled into believing it, cover my face.JPG. 】

[Professor Yu's words are true. 】

[In other words, Professor Yu pretends to be a Taoist priest, and he really feels like an outsider. 】

[Is it only my concern that Professor Yu said that he is a Taoist priest of Wudang Mountain? 】

【Professor Yu, you pretend to be a Taoist priest of Wudang Mountain, okay? 】

[The Taoist priests from Wudang Mountain are coming to crack down on counterfeiting, Professor Yu runs away. 】

[In other words, I really want to know what will happen to Grandma Hu and her grandson. 】

[Her grandson has leukemia, if someone matches her grandson's bone marrow, her grandson can live. 】

[To be honest, there are many superstitious old people like Grandma Hu. Some people in the family don't go to the hospital to see a doctor, but ask some master to see a doctor. 】

[By the way, Professor Yu doesn't know that his vest has fallen off, does he? 】

[Hahahahahaha, Professor Yu's appearance when he denies that he is not Professor Yu is so cute. 】

Yu Juexiu, who was checking someone's pulse, didn't know that his vest had long since fallen off.

Netizens and media reporters who came to watch Yu Juexiu set up a stall tacitly did not expose Yu Juexiu.They didn't expose Yu Juexiu. On the one hand, they didn't want to disturb Yu Juexiu's "vacation". On the other hand, they also wanted to be checked by Yu Juexiu. The most important thing was that they wanted to get the prescription written by Yu Juexiu himself.

Although it is a prescription, it was written by Professor Yu himself. This is not an ordinary prescription, but a work of calligraphy.

Just kidding, Professor Yu's calligraphy works have been hyped to the point where it's hard to buy, ordinary people like them can't afford Professor Yu's calligraphy works at all.Now they have the opportunity to get Professor Yu's calligraphy works, of course they can't let it go, even though it is a prescription.

Yu Juexiu, who devoted himself to taking the pulse of others, did not realize that the young people who came to see him were all his fans, and had already seen through his identity.

On the scarf, netizens who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal ran to the official blog of Aite Wudang Mountain, and asked the Taoist priests of Wudang Mountain to beat the fake Taoist priest Yu Jue.

Originally thought that the Wudang Mountain official blog, which has always been aloof, would not respond to them, but unexpectedly, the official blog replied to them and "scared" them.

[Wudang disciples pay homage to Master Uncle @一个想国学的鱼]

Netizens were dumbfounded when they saw this statement on the official blog of Wudang Mountain.

【What does it mean? 】

[What the hell is Master Uncle? 】

[Fuck, Professor Yu is actually the uncle of a Wudang disciple? ! 】

【Master Uncle! ! ! 】

At this time, many Wudang disciples wore scarves to pay homage to Yu Juexiu, his master uncle.

Among the disciples of Wudang's young school, Yan Zhiren is the most popular.

Two years ago, when an Internet celebrity travel anchor went to Wudang Mountain to broadcast live, he happened to meet Yan Zhiren who had just returned from outside.

Yan Zhiren has a handsome appearance, a cool demeanor, and a Taoist priest. He soon became a new Internet celebrity.His bib has more than 100 million fans, and he is still very popular.

He followed Wudang Mountain's official blog and posted a scarf: [Master Uncle @一个斗学的鱼, when will you return to Wudang to teach us? 】

When Yan Zhiren wore this scarf, netizens were dumbfounded.

【So, Professor Yu is really the master uncle of all the disciples in Wudang Mountain? ! 】

[I'll go, Professor Yu is really a Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain. 】

[Another identity of Professor Yu was unlocked today! 】

[When did Professor Yu become a Taoist priest of Wudang Mountain, and he was also a master-uncle of his school? 】

[Master uncle is not an ordinary identity, but an elder. 】

[I have a bold guess. In fact, Professor Yu has cultivated into a fairy, so he looks like 19 years old, but he is actually 90 years old. 】

[I just want to know how many vests Professor Yu has? 】

【How did Professor Yu get involved with the Wudang faction? 】

[No, Professor Yu is a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain, so he is not allowed to marry and have children. 】

[The Taoist priests in Wudang Mountain belong to the Quanzhen sect, right? Quanzhen Taoist priests are not allowed to marry and have children, so Professor Yu broke the precept? 】

[Since Professor Yu is really a Taoist priest of Wudang Mountain, is the talisman paper drawn by Professor Yu in the previous video real? 】

[Can I ask Professor Yu for a talisman paper? 】

[The talismans in Wudang Mountain are very powerful. Professor Yu is the uncle of the master, so the talismans he draws should be very powerful. 】

When netizens were discussing whether the talisman paper drawn by Yu Juexiu was effective or not, Yan Zhiren and his group of young disciples asked Yu Juexiu for talisman paper on their scarves, and also asked Yu Juexiu to guide them in drawing talismans.

Seeing this scene, netizens were even more convinced that the talisman paper drawn by Professor Yu was very effective, and they ran under his scarf to ask for the talisman paper.

At this time, Yu Juexiu didn't know about it yet, and he was still taking the pulse of others for free until five o'clock in the evening.He was busy from eight o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon. During this period, he hardly had any rest, but he felt very relaxed.

"Master Daoist, are you still coming to set up a stall tomorrow to get your pulse?" There were many people queuing up and not getting in.

"Come on, tomorrow is the last day, and I won't come the day after tomorrow."

Hearing that Yu Juexiu would come tomorrow, everyone was relieved.Those who didn't get their turn in the queue today secretly decided in their hearts that they must come to the queue early tomorrow morning.

When Yu Juexiu returned home, he realized that his vest had long been lost, and his identity in Wudang Mountain had also been exposed.

Yu Juexiu: "..." He was clearly disguising himself, why was he still recognized, and he was stripped of the vest of the Wudang Mountain Master's uncle?