hp Ouroboros

On the third day of school, it was finally Camille and Sylvia's turn to be baptized by Lockhart's 'Professor' Defense Against the Dark Arts.

When the class was seated, Lockhart cleared his throat, and when everyone had quieted down, he flashed a very standard but terribly stupid (Camille thought) smile that showed six teeth.

Reach out and pick up Angelina's "Sailboat with the Vampire" from the front row and show it to everyone.Camille couldn't understand at all that it was a book about 'vampires', why the cover turned out to be this big idiot himself? !Never mind though, Camille looked down at her book - which, through a magical magic ink kindly sponsored by her impeccable know-it-all girlfriend Sylvia, Camille put Loja in the book Teeth are all blackened--lo there!At least the bust of Lockhart on the cover of her book won't be smiling silly at her anymore!Perfect!

"I," Lockhart pointed to his photo, while winking at the little witches below, "Gideroy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, five times Winner of the Wizards Weekly Award for Most Charming Smile - but I don't talk about that, I didn't make friends with vampires by smiling!"

I was very glad that I was sitting in the last row of the classroom with Sylvia. Camille rolled her huge eyes, and she was a little worried—anyone who needs to roll their eyes for a full two hours will worry about whether they can roll their eyes smoothly later return.

Lockhart paused, not knowing what reaction he was expecting. The half of the classroom where the Gryffindor students were sitting was silent because they were trying extremely hard not to burst into laughter. The Weasley twins Especially difficult, they looked at each other as if they were trying to see who would laugh first.

The Slytherin students grinned sarcastically, but Lockhart nodded in satisfaction, perhaps as long as he was smiling?

"I see you've all bought my complete book..." Lockhart continued from the front of the room.

"Nonsense...that's because they appear on the book list!" Camille whispered to herself, she couldn't help but want to complain.Sylvia, who was sitting next to her, heard Camille's complaints, covered her mouth and shoulders slightly undulating, and seemed to be smiling happily.Well, Camille admits that the flower peacock is kind of useful - to please her girlfriend, this function is not bad!

"I think in the first class, let's do a quiz first, don't be afraid, just to see how you read and how much you understand." After handing out the papers, he returned to the podium and said, "I'll give you three 10 minutes. ,let's start!"

This 'quiz' segment of Lockhart's first lesson is an unavoidable obsession with the first Defense Against the Dark Arts class in every year.

Camille looked at the test paper on the table... "1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?" Camille read softly.

"2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?" Sylvia followed Camille's words and read in a low voice.

"Even the content of this stupid test paper is exactly the same... There must be something wrong with this person's head!" With her elbows propped on the table and her chin dragging, Camille resisted the urge to continue rolling her eyes. There is no intention of writing on the test paper.

The sound of writing was heard from the side, and Camille turned her head to look to the side in shock. Sylvia was actually writing with a quill!

"You actually know these crap?!"

"Remember, cute?" Sylvia looked up at Camille and continued writing in her hand, "It is said that all the correct answers will give you ten points. Why don't you get extra points?"

Lockhart collected their test papers and flipped through them quickly. Camille felt that he could actually just omit the test papers belonging to the Gryffindors, because it was conceivable that the better ones would be blank, and the more malicious ones ... Camille didn't think at all that the Weasley twins would pass up the opportunity to laugh at Peacock.

Fortunately, there was a Sylvia in this classroom who was thinking about extra points. Lockhart picked out a test paper in surprise, "[-] points! Sylvia Slytherin! Oh! Look at me With this memory, I almost forgot that there is a famous Miss Slytherin in our class! Where is it?"

I just want to add points, why are there so many things!Sylvia forced a smile and raised her hand.

"Ah, there! I saw your exclusive interview in the newspaper. You can occupy three pages of the "Daily Prophet" at a young age, which is already very good. I suggest that Miss Slytherin can publish a book when she is older. , you can think about what you want to write now, if you have any questions, Miss Slytherin is very welcome to come to my office to consult me, the road to fame is not easy!"

"That's right! Slytherin house plus points!" After talking a lot of nonsense, Lockhart finally gave her the points she wanted before Sylvia couldn't help throwing a throat-locking spell .

"Merlin... If I knew it, I wouldn't have given up the ten points..." Sylvia pinched the bridge of her nose, and finally suppressed the desire to curse Lockhart.

Lockhart put away the stack of test papers, turned his head and showed his signature textbook smile again, "That's right! I! The author of the No.1 best-selling book "Traveling with Vampires" will start with you from the first chapter of the book. Starting from one page, I will unravel the stories behind those adventures for you in the reading."

"...So he meant to ask everyone to study?" Camille frowned, after listening to Hua Peacock's nonsense, it turned out to be just studying in the end? !

Sylvia nodded and flipped through a page of the book, then took out the loose-leaf notebook Hermione gave her, obviously not intending to hear Lockhart unraveling any of the stories, "I just listened to the juniors in our college yesterday. It is said that he reads to everyone in class."

Camille was stunned, "Oh! Why didn't you think of telling me!" She didn't bring any extracurricular books!why is it like this!

For the whole class, Camille was completely in a state of wasting life with slack eyes, and the other Gryffindors made more small movements. Angelina and Alia Spinnet, who is also on the Gryffindor Quidditch team Passing a piece of paper around, writing and drawing on it, I don't know what I'm doing.The Weasley twins huddled together, couldn't hear what they were saying, but judging from the fact that they threw a note to Lee Jordan sitting in the back, and the three of them just laughed idiotically, they Probably not planning something good.

The actions of the Slytherins were highly consistent. Apart from concentrating on the extracurricular reading materials they brought, they were doing their homework.Yesterday, I learned from the third-year Slytherin juniors that Lockhart reads his books with 'eloquent voice' to everyone in class. The time of Slytherins is precious, and no one would like to waste it on an idiot like Lockhart time.

"Boom!" The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and everyone quickly swept all the homework and chat notes on the table into their schoolbags.

Just when the whole class was about to rush out of the classroom with their schoolbags on their backs, Lockhart finally added a sentence, "We will invite a few students to come up and perform the content of the next chapter for us in the next class!" The students of the two rival colleges unified into the same stunned look.

Walking on the stairs leading to the hall, Camille suddenly stopped and looked at Sylvia seriously, "I think you can consider changing your speech this Saturday night to a weekly one, Hogwarts I really need a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, really."

"Then you think I'm suitable to be that professor? You're such a sweetheart." Sylvia jumped down two steps to the bottom of the stairs first, turned briskly on the spot and faced Camille with a sweet smile.

Camille rolled her eyes a little... oh, can't roll her eyes anymore, it's been almost the whole class, and Camille didn't answer Sylvia's sweet words, "If that idiot asked me to act Werewolf, I will bite him to death! Let him see what a werewolf is!"

Hearing the werewolf, Sylvia put away her smile and said seriously: "Seriously, when are you going to go to the Ministry of Magic to prove that you won't attack people? I think Principal Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall should go with you , if they are witnesses, it should not be difficult to pass the certification."

"Professor McGonagall has mentioned this matter, but I think I will wait until your matter is over. If you talk about it on Saturday, Principal Dumbledore may be very busy, so maybe talk about it next month."

"Okay, if you need my help..."

"Yes, yes, I will tell you. You can take care of your speech on Saturday first! Is that magic done by Ms. Ravenclaw?" Camille interrupted her girlfriend's random worries. She knew that things were more serious. More grim.

"Well, the preparations are almost done, I think it should be no problem to demonstrate two paragraphs then."

The two were discussing Sylvia's speech on Saturday as they walked. As Sylvia's little girlfriend, Camille participated in the speech from the original version to the present. Although the first version has revealed some content, but When Sylvia was exploring her authority in Hogwarts Castle at the end of last term, she found a very special small room. What she found in it made Sylvia and Camille unanimously decide to overturn the first version of the speech. start from scratch.In order to make the speech as effective as possible, Sylvia even spent most of the summer studying a special magic invented by Ms. Ravenclaw.

After finally confirming the schedule of the day after tomorrow's speech, Sylvia and Camille separated at the entrance of the auditorium, each walked into the hall and sat on their own long tables in the opposite direction of the auditorium.