After 3000 years, I will wear back to Zerg

The military exercise officially started.

This much-anticipated military exercise was broadcast live on the entire network in the military area. At the beginning, there were various programs of the Ministry of Literature and Art, then there were entertainment performances of weapons by various army regiments, and finally there was a solo performance by Big Head, the endorser of the Milky Way galaxy.

The previous performances are not very attractive to the audience after the Internet, and those who are willing to join in are all military females from the military region.The Ministry of Literature and Art has always been a place that military females like very much. As long as there are performances by some well-known bugs in the Ministry of Literature and Art, there will be cheers below.

For this military exercise, except for the departments that need to maintain order and security on the scene, other troops have a holiday to watch the military exercise.

Lu Xi sat in the recruiting area of ​​the Mecha Legion, and the veterans in the mecha area were nearby. Many of the veterans had fed Lu Xi before, and they were very happy to see Lu Xi. Lu Xi also heard a bug say: "Oh, I still want to watch Xiao Lu sing and dance."

Lu Xi: "..." This is impossible!

But he didn't expect to be slapped in the face soon.

Director of the Military Supplies Department, Pei Lin, pulled the head of the Art Department, and before he got close to Lu Xi, he grabbed bugs everywhere and asked, "Where is Lu Xi? Has any of you seen Lu Xi?"

In the end, Lu Xi, who was in a daze, was caught by Pei Lin, "Xiao Lu, come with me first."

Well, the one who owes the money is the uncle.

After being pulled backstage, Pei Lin said to Lu Xi, "His Excellency Qi Si is gone."

Lu Xi frowned: "Qi Si is gone, why are you looking for me? Am I capable of saving him or am I capable of tying him up?"

Pei Lin: "It's not about this, but the second half of our military exercise cannot go on without His Excellency Qi Si. Commander Lin is already sending insects to search for His Excellency Qi Si, but the military exercise must be carried out no matter what. Go on. Once the news of His Excellency Qi Si's disappearance gets out at this time, the army will be in chaos."

Lu Xi: "You must find me?"

The head of the literature and art department interjected: "First of all, the second half of this part is to find a male to enliven the atmosphere. Apart from Your Excellency Qi Si, the military department is the only one that can be regarded as a male. If you don't look for you, who can you look for?"

Of course, Lu Xi didn't believe that there was no other choice but him. There was obviously something wrong with it, but he didn't feel anything wrong for a while.Can only be silent.

Pei Lin was also one of the main people in charge of the military exercise. Seeing Lu Xi's appearance, he was obviously anxious, and then he said in a lure: "As long as you play, I will pay you the debt you owe to the Military Supply Department. Can you write it off?"

Lu Xi came back to his senses as soon as he heard it, and of course he must do such a good thing.It is not cheap to have tens of thousands of credits for a performance, and the purchasing power of credits is very high, even the average star does not have such a high appearance fee.

He doesn't care how many problems there are, and he can't handle the big left and right problems.Making money is the right thing to do.

"Row!"

"What do you know?" Pei Lin asked Lu Xi when he was arranging the program.

The performers on the stage are about to finish their performances, and there is not much time at this time.

Lu Xi's brain was a mess.

What will he do?Does eating, drinking, having fun, fighting, fighting, commanding and completing missions on the battlefield count? ...

After thinking for a while, he said "sing" in Pei Lin's anxious eyes.

Seeing Pei Lin hurriedly changing the playlist, Lu Xi felt a little guilty.

I don't know if he can sing songs that are usually out of tune?

But it's not bad to let the federal dandy say something nice... it shouldn't be bad, right?

Lu Xi slapped his head suddenly, he should have recorded the screen just now, otherwise what would Pei Lin do if he saw his performance and regretted forgiving his debt?

But to catch the ducks on the shelves, Lu Xi still went up.

Pei Lin repeatedly asked that no matter what the netizens below or on the Internet said, they should not mention Qi Si's matter, so as not to be found out.

...In fact, he thinks it would be more obvious not to mention it?

All right, you are the patron father, you have the final say.

This single-worm stage was specially built, but the rough facilities of the military department are still not very good compared to the entertainment industry.

As soon as Lu Xi went up, there was an uproar both online and offline.

On the line it looks like this:

[Why is it such a bug that doesn't know where it came from?What about Your Excellency Qi Si?What about our Sisi?What's the matter with you in the Southern Military Region? 】【What's the situation, don't tell me that Your Excellency Sisi has plastic surgery? 】【Is this a male clone? 】

[Can some kind of messy thing represent us, Your Excellency Sisi, on stage?Is there a shady scene in your southern military region? If it wasn’t for the fact that Your Excellency Sisi is going to participate in the exercise, why should I watch your military exercise?Can just taking a male worm who doesn't know where it came from can represent our Lord Sisi?It depends on whether His Majesty Gabriel agrees with the popularity, right? 】【Get out, what we want to see is Your Excellency Qi Si, refuse the shady scene and refuse to rub the heat!If you don't give us an explanation from the Southern Military Region, just wait and see! 】……

And offline it looks like this:

"Wow! Lu Xi really performed on stage!"

"Lu Xi! Little Lu—look here, we want to see you sing and dance!"

"Little Lu—sing, Xiao Lu—dance! We all want to watch you sing and dance!"

At this time, only a part of them were more restrained, especially the weak ones who liked Qi Si. How could it be Lu Xi?But Lu Xi is a worm in their military region after all, and Lu Xi cough... they have heard that Lu Xi is more ruthless, of course they don't think that Lu Xi has something inside.

There was also a particularly excited female yelling with a loudspeaker from nowhere: "Lu Xi—we want to watch you striptease!"

There was a sudden silence below, and then the crazier sound of "striptease" and "striptease" shook the sky.

Even netizens on the Internet were surprised by such a crazy reaction offline.

Generally speaking, real male insects are respected by the female insects below. After the rules and regulations are regulated, they will not show their emotions so much after seeing the male insects, but will be reserved.

But Lu Xi is not a real male, so they don't need to be so reserved. Of course, those who yelled these words knew Lu Xi. Don't they understand Lu Xi's temperament?She has a cheerful personality like the average military female, and of course she doesn't care much when getting along with Lu Xi.

Well, there are many bugs who have been bullied by Lu Xi and especially want to play tricks on Lu Xi.

Zergs online:

【? ? ? 】

[Why are you fat four?What is this... Is the male clone named Lu Xi famous? 】【It feels like they are all excited. 】

[This male clone is so beautiful, um, if I could see him striptease, I would be willing too. 】【All cloned males have protozoa, do you think it is not illegal to let cloned males dance this kind of dance?Anyway, I don't care if I like this bug.Either let His Excellency Qi Si come back, or what is this called Lu Xi, get out, even if the military exercise is over, we can't let this junk thing who doesn't know where it came from take the place of our Lord Sisi. 】On the performance stage, a virtual light screen was specially made in mid-air, and some netizens' comments could be seen.

As soon as Lu Xi raised his eyes, he saw those insulting comments.Soon I understood why I had to pay a high price to find him... because no matter who I find, I will be scolded to death, right?

Lu Xi watched for a while, then turned off the barrage on the light screen, and then stared fiercely at the recruit area who was the first to ask him to striptease. clean them up.

Then he said with a microphone specially prepared for males to expand their mental power: "Striptease is impossible, not even in this lifetime."

Then he smiled slightly and said: "Actually, I don't know what a good performance to do. I'm not very good at dancing. I can sing, but I'm not very good at singing. Why don't you give me some credit? I'm booed, alas, I also want to save face."

Lu Xi's appearance really didn't matter, he just smiled so lightly that the netizens who had been posting barrage on the Internet were stunned.When it comes to appearance alone, not to mention Qi Si, even the entire entertainment industry, and even the entire Zerg race, there are few who can guarantee that they can suppress Lu Xi in terms of appearance.

You can't say that he is perfect, but he has a taste. Even with the same and similar appearance, Lu Xi's demeanor and temperament are beyond the reach of others.

The netizens on the Internet haven't reacted yet, but the military females below can be said to be immune to Lu Xi's appearance, and you can also think that they are all blind.Soon a worm replied: "Give me some face, I want to sing a song, sing "Brother I Love You""

If it weren't for the impromptu intention of playing this time, Lu Xi would have wondered if the following had planned to make him look ugly?

He glared at the recruit area again, and while showing his stern eyes to that side, he smiled slightly: "Don't even think about the song you ordered, if you really want it so much, you can come up and call me." One fight, I’ll sing it to you after the fight, yes, okay.” There was a bit of gnashing of teeth when I said it earlier, but there was a bit of delusion in the latter, which was very seductive... Oh no, hookworm.

But it was quiet down below.

Tsk, those who are not afraid of death can go up.

Can easily hang and beat a group of A-level military females, no matter if they are recruits or not, there are not many veterans who can do it.With this level, it must be an S-rank military female.

But there are not many s-ranks in the first place, and some of them are general-level officers, so it is naturally impossible to fight Lu Xi.

Lin Kai was also on the rostrum.

He knew the news of Qi Si's disappearance, and he also knew about the arrangements for other worms to go on stage first, but he didn't expect it to be Lu Xi.

... Lu Xi's performance on stage may be more troublesome than Qi Si's disappearance.

Lin Kai's brows have been furrowing indistinctly, but he can't pull Lu Xi down at this time.

Seeing that the audience was quiet, Lu Xi patted the microphone, and then said: "Quiet, okay? I'm here to find out if there are any songs I can sing. ... Well, no, or not, alas, it seems that apart from military songs What should I do if I don’t know how to sing yet? How about I perform a cappella for you?”

The recruit seemed to be in a fight with Lu Xi, with the aim of embarrassing Lu Xi: "Okay, as long as you sing!"

3000 years have passed, and it seems that there are really no songs that Lu Xi can sing.I don’t know what the level of the singing 3000 years ago is now, I haven’t sung it for a long time... I don’t know what tune it will be.

Alas, singing a cappella anyway is an old and bad song, and no bug will notice if it is out of tune.

Lu Xi comforted herself like this.

Lu Xi opened his mouth, and the first sentence was:

"A hug, it's like we've never been together"

Subconsciously, he felt that the tone of his voice was not right, so he changed it slightly.

"Okay, it's too late to explain

Forget it, it doesn't matter what I paid for..."

The more Lu Xi sang, the more he felt that he was out of tune, but after changing it several times, he didn't seem to get it right, so he just let himself go and made up a "Lu's tune" on the spot.

"Lu's Tune" is actually very famous in the Federation, because every time Lu Xi goes out of tune and forgets the original tune, he will magically go around to "Lu's Tune" in the end. He sings a hundred songs, the front is fine, and the back is all It's a tune...

And Lu Xi never found out that the tune he thought he made up on the spot was the last one, but in fact it was the original tune, and every time he sang it, he was very emotional...

Haha, but the current audience is immersed in Lu Xi's singing, they have never heard the original song or Lu Xi's singing, and have not discovered Lu Xi's magical feature.

The moment Lu Xi opened his mouth, Gabriel, Locke, X and other males who had come to the Southern Military Region secretly all stood up.

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many military females standing up excitedly at this time, Gabriel would have been exposed directly.

Gabriel looked at the so-called "cloned male" on the stage in shock: "This is..."

Locke was even more shocked: "Psychic resonance? How is it possible? Such a powerful spiritual contagion...is this an S-level male psychic?"

They looked at each other and didn't speak, but they were so shocked at the moment that they didn't realize that the guards who were loose on the outside and strict on the inside because of Qi Si's disappearance were staring at them because of their abnormal behavior.

And Lu Xi on the stage was still singing.

These music devices are exclusively for males, including live broadcast devices and recording devices. The former can expand the spiritual appeal, and the latter is the unique spiritual power recording device developed by the Zerg.

It can completely record the mental power, and live broadcast the same effect on the Internet.

That is, the mental power on the mecha area on the terminal star network can be used normally, but it is actually only simulating the fluctuation of mental power, or converting the fluctuation of mental power, which is different from the complete maintenance of mental power fluctuations like the Zerg and releasing it on the star network.

It's a pity that it's immediate, that is, listening to the highest fluctuation of mental power at this time, and listening to the replay at that time, the longer the time interval, the worse the effect, and the later will have no effect.

All bugs are immersed in the music.

In terms of healing effect, this kind of song with spiritual power is even higher than Alps City's famous spiritual power gene potion in the interstellar world, and it is also more natural and close to the original, but it consumes mental power especially for the singer, and also It's not that anyone can sing spiritual songs that have a healing effect.

When Lu Xi finishes singing a song, he checks the time, hey, it will be a long time before he goes down, he looks at the worker below, the worker shakes his head, and if he hasn't found Qi Si, that means he still has to be on stage I mean to stay.

It just so happened that I asked him to play another song, so what should I do?Sing chant.

One song and two songs, and the third song was halfway through. When the familiar "Lu's tune" sounded again, the audience finally knew what was wrong...

Do you sing all three songs in the same tune, bro?

But seeing Lu Xi singing so forgetfully, they were too embarrassed to disturb Lu Xi, and finally when Lu Xi finished singing, some worms couldn't help it: "Lu Xi, your three songs... aren't they in the same tune? Could it be that you changed the lyrics yourself and fooled us?"

Lu Xi replied subconsciously: "No..." Then his face became so ugly.

He remembered that in the Federation, when he sang, those friends would laugh at him.

It was because they laughed at him as soon as he opened his mouth, and later on even if they praised him for his "sound of nature", he would easily refuse to open his mouth to sing.

At this time, these mean-spirited audiences must have never imagined that it was because they accidentally "joked" Lu Xi, and Young Master Lu's fragile and sensitive heart was traumatized...so he refused to sing no matter what.

Well...that's pretty much it now.

Lu Xi's face darkened for a moment, then he laughed and said to himself: "Yeah, I'm not good at singing, so what should I do? There is still a little time, why don't I tell you a joke."

As he said that, he ignored the audience below, "Little Lu, ignore him and continue to sing, it sounds good!" "Little Luxi, I will beat this cheap-mouthed kid right now to vent your anger." "Xiao Lu, don't be sad, it sounds good!" ,I like".

Lu Xi silently ignored the voices below. He shouldn't have believed those dudes who said that he sang well, but they were all lying to him. Now that it's all over, the insects are thrown in front of the audience of the entire Zerg Empire.

Even if he was as thick-skinned as Lu Xi, as narcissistic as the young master of the Lu family, and as nervous as the army commander, he felt ashamed and hurried off when the time came.

Not long after Lu Xi came down, he was stopped by the guards brought by Qi Si: "Please stop first, otherwise we will forcibly bind you."

Lu Xi's footsteps stopped, and his eyes became slightly cold.

"looking for me?"

"Your Excellency Qi Si has been found, and now we suspect that you have committed the crime of kidnapping a high-ranking male from the empire. According to the male male protection law of the empire, you will be temporarily detained."