General He is infertile?

Qi Ying is having a nightmare.

In the dream, he was chased by a red giant winged pig. The pig was extremely huge, covered with flame streaks all over, and had ferocious long teeth. It spread its four hooves and chased him away.

Amid the landslide-like roar, the giant pig's long teeth pierced into his shoulder, and the severe and real pain made Qi Ying struggle to wake up.

What caught the eye was a touch of crimson.

Qi Ying had lingering fears about the giant red pig in the dream, so she quickly rolled on the spot.

"Crack!"

Rolled directly from the bed to the floor, and the crimson color still followed him like a shadow.

After looking carefully, he realized that it was a strand of long red hair. He shook his head reflexively, and the strand of hair moved accordingly.

Well, it seems that this is still my own hair, Qi Ying breathed a sigh of relief, raised her hand, trying to wipe the cold sweat on her forehead.

The raised hand froze in mid-air...

Um?my own hair? !

Where did I get the long red hair! ?

I have short black hair!

With such a distraction in thinking, Qi Ying soon realized that something was wrong.

The place where he woke up was not his cramped and cramped small single room full of various bottles and cans, with a strong smell of medicine.

On the contrary, this room is very large and very empty, with an area of ​​more than 100 square meters by visual inspection, and only one bed is placed in the entire room.

It's the one he just rolled off.

The bed occupies one-fifth of the room, and the rest is empty, not even a chair.

There was a thick wool carpet on the floor, so he didn't feel any pain when he fell off the bed.

Qi Ying scratched her head, full of doubts, "Where is this? Who is so bored and brought me here, and put on the whole wig for me?"

While talking, he propped himself on the ground and tried to stand up.

It was a very simple action, but he failed, his bulging stomach prevented him from doing it.

Qi Ying, "...fuck me!"

It's not enough to scare him with a wig, but the stomach needs to be disguised, right? ?Trying to disguise him as a fat man with a big belly.

This is a bit too much, who doesn't know that he cherishes his figure the most and insists on exercising every day.

Okay, no matter which bastard is trying to trick him, don't let him catch it, it will fall into his hands, hehe.Don't bring people over to test the medicine!

He tore off the pajamas he was wearing irritably, trying to untie the cloth tied around his stomach, then stared at his puffed up stomach in a daze.

I slept soundly, why did I suddenly have such a big beer belly? !

This is not right, very wrong.

Qi Ying's back felt cold, realizing that this was probably not a prank.

He grabbed the bed sheet, stood up slowly, looked around for the bathroom door, and looked at the person in the mirror clearly, completely confused.

Reflected in the mirror is a heavily made-up face, with smoky panda eyes, prickly false eyelashes, and black-purple lips.

The pale white contact lenses almost filled the eye sockets, his face was pale, his red hair was fluffy and exploding, and there were two huge skulls hanging around his neck.

He had reason to suspect that this should have just come back from a cameo on the set of a horror movie, and he hadn't had time to remove his makeup.

Most importantly, this face...is not his.

Don't ask him why he can see his appearance under such a thick foundation, because he, Qi Ying, is just a looker.

My job is to read pictures, and my part-time job is to sell pills!

Specializes in the treatment of various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, infertility.

This is me... Borrowing a dead body to resurrect the soul?But I didn't die, I stayed at home well, and nothing happened, why is my soul still out of my body?

Forget it, when it comes, it's safe.

Qi Ying calmly accepted this fact, and then looked at the face in the mirror with a headache. The make-up looked like a village singer.

He began to search for makeup remover to remove makeup. The makeup was too thick, and it took about half an hour to reveal his original appearance.

To Qi Ying's surprise, the original owner was actually pretty good-looking.

The facial features are exquisite and picturesque, the complexion is pale, and looks a little unhealthy, the eyes are beautiful sapphire blue, and now the eyes are full of water.

When he poked the contact lenses off too hard, it hurt.

It adds a bit of fragility to the already delicate and beautiful beauty, and people can't help but hug him in his arms and caress him gently.

But Qi Ying didn't care about his appearance, he was pretty good-looking before, and he lived like a rough guy.

Squatting under the overpass to tell fortunes, sell pills part-time, and battle wits with urban management all day long, he was kicked out and ran around the street like a dog.

What he cares more about is the tattoo on the center of the eyebrows, which is very distinctive.

Seven points form a spoon, the Big Dipper.

The scientific names are α, β, γ, δ, ε, ζ, η, respectively.

Also known as Tianshu, Tianxuan, Tianji, Tianquan, Yuheng, Kaiyang, and Yaoguang.

In astronomy, these stars can be used to locate Polaris.

Of course, these are not important, what is important is that Qi Ying looked at this tattoo and suddenly remembered who she might wear it on.

He didn't come back from the corpse, but time-traveled, and he transmigrated into a book he had just read.

The original owner is also named Qi Ying, and she is the ex-wife of the male lead in an interstellar counterattack sweet pet novel. The reason why he is introduced is the male lead's ex-wife.

Because the other protagonist in the book is not him...

In the counterattack article, he is not the one who counterattacks. The sweet pet article, but sweet and pet, belong to others.

Qi Ying was finishing taking pills at home at the time, feeling bored and browsing the web.

If you see a character with the same name as him, just click on it to have a look.

The description of the original owner in the book can be described in one word, that is, work.

The original owner has a cousin named Wu Xi, who was bullied by the original owner since he was a child, robbing toys, resources, and men.

...It is the male protagonist in the book, who was supposed to be his cousin's fiance, but the original protagonist fell in love with the male protagonist at first sight.

She insisted on marrying her cousin's fiancé.

The Wu family refused to agree, so he did all kinds of things, crying, making troubles and hanging himself, disturbing the whole Wu family's peace, and everyone said that the Wu family abused him and the orphans of martyrs.

The original owner's parents both died on the battlefield, so he grew up in the witch's family.

His mother was the most beloved youngest daughter of Mr. Wu, and she had no choice but to wrong her grandson and let him marry Wu Xi instead.

It stands to reason that he fell in love with the male lead at first sight, and being able to marry the male lead counted as fulfilling his wish, so he should be satisfied, after all, the male lead is a super genius.

Gene levels range from low to high, ranging from E to S, and the male protagonist is S.

It is the wave standing at the top of the pyramid, and the original owner is B-.

It can be said that he was lucky in three lives to be able to marry the hero, but unfortunately the original owner didn't cherish it, and he cheated.

The original text said that he couldn't stand loneliness and had an affair with someone.

In the end, when the male protagonist was injured on the battlefield, and his mental strength and body were completely destroyed, he fell into trouble and ran away with the wild man with his wealth.

When Qi Ying saw this passage, her teeth itched with anger. Wasn't it because you were desperate to hold on to the male lead's legs at the beginning? !

In the beginning of the book, he wrote that he fell in love with the hero at first sight and never changed his infatuation. If he could not marry the hero, he would rather die and go on a hunger strike for five days.

Only then did Mr. Wu reluctantly agree to marry him instead.

Later, she cheated because she couldn't bear the loneliness, which made Qi Ying feel incredible.

Don't ask, asking is the standard configuration of a vicious male supporting role.

You need to be skittish, playful, and hate the poor and love the rich.

However, in the book, the original owner was also considered to have suffered retribution. The man who hooked up with him didn't really like him, but only liked his money.

After getting all his money in his hands, he will be tricked to a remote mineral planet, and he will escape by himself, leaving him to fend for himself on the mine planet.

In the end, he was like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, crawling from the mine star back to the capital star abruptly, constantly adding obstacles to the hero and heroine.

In the end, because he lost the formed child in the female protagonist's stomach, the male protagonist crushed him to death on the garbage star.

...with the child he was carrying.

Although the child was conceived before the divorce, no one believed that it belonged to the male lead. After all, the original owner's reputation was called a bohemian.

It is said that there are at least two digits of people who have had sex with him.

Therefore, Qi Ying raised her eyebrows slightly, and when he transmigrated into the book, did the original owner die? How did he die? Could it be that he was scared to death?

How did you get scared to death?Is that the giant pig with wings?

But where did that pig appear, and how could it be encountered by the original owner?Is it a coincidence?

Qi Ying: So, the giant red pig he thought was in his dream was not actually a dream, but what the original owner saw before he died.

that……

Qi Ying lowered her head and looked at her bulging "beer belly".

Can't help cursing in a low voice, "...Fuck!?"

This isn't a beer belly, it's a baby!

Surrounded by nerves like Qi Ying, he didn't know what posture to pose to face this sudden "surprise".

Or to be more precise, scare.

Stomach growled, Qi Ying puffed out her stomach and moved slowly outside.

He has just arrived, and he is not used to having a big belly.

And it may be because the original owner's living habits are not good, and there is a faint feeling of sinking in the stomach.

It shows that the child's development is not healthy, and there are signs of tire slippage.

Qi Ying didn't forget that the original owner left with two lives. If he didn't pay attention, he might have to follow in the original owner's footsteps.

He doesn't want to die, don't tell him that he may travel back after death, it is unknown whether he can go back.

If you die, you really die? !

Besides, he didn't want to go back.

Qi Ying was an abandoned baby who was picked up by an old Taoist priest who sold medicine on the street and raised him until he was 5 years old, leaving all the family heirlooms to him.

She died in bliss, and Qi Ying was adopted by an orphanage. She went to high school, but she had no education, no skills, and couldn't find a good job.

Working in a bar, he was almost forced to be dragged into the clubhouse to be a duck, so he quit his job and went home, thinking about making pills and selling them.

By the way, they will return to the old profession of old Taoist priests, and follow people's faces, but in the past two years, they have been too aggressive in cracking down on pornography and superstition.

He hasn't opened for half a year, and he is starving to death.

It is estimated that I will not be able to earn such a house until I am old and dead.

I want him to die again, hey, dreaming!

He has to live well here, anyway, the original owner frightened himself to death, he doesn't feel guilty at all, hehe~

Humming a little tune, Qi Ying walked out of the bathroom happily, looking at the empty living room, the smile on her face froze.

This house is really big, the living room is bigger than the bedroom.

It is precisely because of its size that the empty living room without furniture looks even more destitute and impoverished.