I accidentally died yesterday [comprehensive]

Kiemon shoots an advertisement for pet food at home, in short it is just a meal.

Holding a small bag of cat food in his hand, he muttered: "Let's see what's good in here?" He buried his head in it, and then pulled out the cat's head with a look of disgust, "Bah, bah, bah, industrial flavor That's too much to add."

"What cat would eat something so nasty?"

A look of disgust.

"Master Kiemon, do you want to cut this part?"

Heichuan squatted behind the camera and poked his head out. After all, he was also the big benefactor who gave the money, so he was ruining his own job by being so rude.

Kiemon put down the cat food and crawled around sadly, "Ah, ah, ah, it's really distressing."

"How about selling merchandise?"

"Grandpa, you are so popular and cute, you can sell well if you drop some cat fur casually."

Kiemon pouted and looked over, unwilling to believe it: "Of course I'm cute."

"But... this is still more difficult."

Kurokawa has studied statues and carved several Buddha statues. Although it cannot be said to be solemn, at least the most basic form is still there.

He went out and rented a set of tools, and when he came back, he took a piece of wood from the yard and carved it into a small wooden sculpture of Kiemon sweeping the floor with his tail.

Still alive and well.

Kurokawa plucked one of Kiemon's cat hairs, and Kiemon covered his head in fright and yelled, "I'm going to be bald again!"

Kurokawa cut a small hole on the top of Kiemon's head, stuffed cat hair in it, and showed it to Kiemon: "This is the statue of Kiemon Daimyo."

"The word of effect is that - praying can prevent and cure baldness."

"..."

Kiemon stared back and forth at the small wooden sculpture.

"The technology is good."

He couldn't say it, but he always felt that the expression on the face of this Kiemon woodcarving was a little lacking, and that kind of charm was vividly revealed through the stiff and stubborn woodcarving.

Kiemon no longer accepts advertisements.

He started advertising himself.

"Hi everyone, I'm Kiemon-nyan. I haven't seen you these days. Do you miss me, nyan?"

"It's like this, Kiemon, I owe a lot of money recently, and I really can't help it, so I thought of a way to pay it back."

In the video, Kiemon bounced to the front of a three-story booth. On the three-story wooden boards, there were statues of Kiemon in different poses, large and small, "Here is my statue of Kiemon."

"Isn't it cute?"

"See this cat hair? It can prevent baldness by praying."

When Kiemon turned around, a dashing Dogeza came, with his head buried tightly in his arms: "If you like Kiemon, please support me!"

"In a few days, there will be a Kabukihiemon series set on the market. It is the scene where Kiemon I dance. The movements are very coherent. Please look forward to it."

These wood carvings are more popular than expected. Kiemon was snapped up by enthusiastic fans as soon as it was put on the shelves. After it was finished, I would pose for a photo on ins or twitter. How cute is Kiemon, by the way, praise this The craftsmanship of the statue is super good, I haven't seen such smooth lines for a long time.

Someone asked below: "Kiemon, did you hire a master to carve the statue for you? You must not be able to pay the master's fee. Are you shamelessly acting cute?"

Kiemon turned off his mobile phone and turned to look at Kurokawa who was sewing beside him. He was holding some silk fabrics in his hand and was stitching a kimono that Kiemon could wear. The two of them To shoot Kabuki Kiemon, this suit is for advertising.

"Why are you so skilled?"

Kiemon rubbed against him, and the statue was fine. Why are you so proficient at dancing and sewing?

"Because the clothes are torn, I can't bother others, I can only work hard myself."

Clothes in Edo were still valuables that could be pawned, and it was impossible to wear one piece and throw one away like now. Occasionally, Kurokawa’s clothes were torn and he didn’t want to give them to others, so he repaired them by himself—this was a lot of work. The look of ten years.

Besides, it is not difficult for him to often meet the women in the market and see them sewing clothes by hand.

"All right."

Kurokawa cut off the thread and handed the clothes to Kiemon: "You try them on first."

It is different from the usual kimono, quite similar to the exaggerated form of the acrobats seen in Ukiyo-e, with many colorful decorations and fabrics on the body, Kiemon looks like a clothes rack after wearing it.

"Do you have to wear this?"

"Master, please bear with me, you can take it off after filming the commercial."

In the video, Kiemon is squatting in a kimono with a heavy face, "I, Hiemon, will bring you a dance today, please like it."

"Sorry, my complexion seems too heavy."

Kiemon stood up on his legs, twisted his waist slowly, and waved his arms. Coupled with the shamisen and gongs and drums played on his mobile phone, it really had a bit of charm.

The Dancing Kiemon series is different from the last one. Kurokawa carved 32 dismantling movements. If you arrange them in order, you can just see a complete dance process.

This time it was more popular than last time, and the items disappeared faster than a dream. Many people said that they disappeared in the blink of an eye.

No one noticed this at first, but a person with some dancing skills posted 32 pictures on the Internet in a row, telling everyone that this is a complete set of dance moves. Everyone was surprised to find that there is such a truth.

"I would have bought a whole set if I knew it earlier."

"I only grabbed five, three, twelve, fourteen, 26, 29 and 31."

"It's very troublesome to buy now."

No matter how noisy the Internet is, I hope that the dance Hiemon will come out with another set, but Hiemon, who has enough food, and Kurokawa, who has paid off the camera money, absolutely refuse to move.

According to Kiemon's words: "Hmph, sir, I don't want to wear that kind of clothes."

When Kurokawa got up at night, he heard chattering in the bedroom, and thought he was a thief. Unexpectedly, he opened the paper door and saw that Kiemon was walking around in the room in that clothes like an old man. go.

Kiemon turned his head and saw Kurokawa at the door, the expression on his face was clearly "it's quite honest to say that you don't like your body".

"..."

At that moment, Kiemon remembered the cat's unique skill, slipped out of his clothes as if there were no bones, threw himself into his bed and pretended nothing happened, and fell asleep, purring like thunder.

……

After paying off his debts, dealing with basic common sense, and getting to know his classmates, Kurokawa returned to school to start class again. The school uniform is a new clothes application from the school. As a student who applied for new clothes twice in a row, the teacher of the Academic Affairs Office Already a little familiar with him.

The moment I entered the class, the world seemed to be suddenly silent, and then there was noise and noise, "Kurokawa, you are here", "What happened, why did you come back now", "Woooooo, I'm so worried about you" "Really Is there anything wrong?" and so on.

Many people sent notes to him, Kuroko Koike and Shirota—it is hard to imagine that Shirota also sent him notes. This boy was born with a demon in his heart because he liked Koike too much, and was finally thrown into a government agency in Shinjuku. Exorcism, after finally coming out, I found that the girl I had a crush on had evolved from a glacier into an arctic ocean, and he was shivering from the cold, but after knowing what happened, Shirota couldn’t say anything. It’s already a classmate like now A rare thing.

Although he didn't show it on the surface, he was still very grateful in his heart. The notes he came back to Shirota this time were as exquisite as a gift, and seemed to be specially prepared for him.

Hei Chuan accepted them all and thanked them one by one, but in fact these things were of little use to him - what Hei Chuan needed to make up was basic courses from elementary school to high school, and he had completely forgotten about them.

Hei Zizhe at the front desk also wanted to help him make up lessons, but now it's the end of the first semester of the second year of high school, and everyone is working hard to get into a good university, and Hei Chuan still doesn't want to waste his time.

Coming home from school in the evening, Kurokawa remembered the part-time job as soon as he stepped on his bicycle. The original boss also sent him a dismissal text message because he disappeared for a month without any reason.

So poor.

Kurokawa sighed.

His high school tuition fees for three years came from the sponsorship of Ms. Kurokawa, and his daily living expenses were earned from part-time jobs. The prices in Tokyo are so high that he can’t save much money at all. If he wants to go to university, the tuition fees for four years will cost 400 million days. Although the first year's expenses don't need to be so hard with the sponsorship of well-intentioned people, the remaining 300 million is a big problem.

After all, he was born with it.

Is it necessary to prepare for part-time work again?

Kurokawa thought about it calmly, and then rode his bicycle home. It felt so good to be taken care of by the cat.

very happy.

When I went home, I saw a car parked at the intersection and didn't go in. I walked forward and saw a tall and straight figure, which was very different from the lazy residents around me.

It's Donghai Lin Zhongwu.

I didn't expect him to come to the door. Is there something wrong?

"Looking for me?"

"Still looking for Kiemon?"

Donghai Lin Zhongwu turned around and looked at him with a rather strange expression: "You have changed a lot."

"Hey?"

Kurokawa smiled and did not answer, "Go in and have a cup of tea."

"I must have come here this time to tell me something important."

Kurokawa invited Donghai Linzhongwu into the living room, and then made tea for him. The fragrance of tea filled the air. Donghai Linzhongwu closed his eyes slightly as if he was smelling the smell.

"It's going to be big news for other people, not so much for you."

"About the parents."

Donghai Lin Zhongwu looked at him: "Will you care?"

"Why don't you care?"

"Everyone has roots, even monsters have their own roots."

"Of course I care about such things."

Words from parents...

Kurokawa remembered the phrase "direct bloodline" that he said at the beginning, calmed his eyes, and poured a cup of tea for Donghai Lin Zhongwu again, "Please."

He didn't care how the man and woman created themselves and how they threw themselves into the miscanthus, but he was curious about what happened to Xu in these years.

"Then in exchange."

"I'll tell you a secret, you come to help me."

Donghai Linzhongwu has been talking about these things since the first time he appeared, but Kurokawa didn't expect him to be so persistent.

"It's fair."

Kurokawa stretched out his hand and smiled: "Then the transaction is successful."

"You have no parents."

"You are the product of an experiment."

"It's not a combination of yin and yang, but a mixture of specially tuned genetic codes and another pile of things whose origins can't be identified."

The afterglow of the setting sun elongated, passing through the half-drawn bamboo curtains and falling into the living room, the whole living room was filled with light red afterglow, more psychedelic than a crimson dream.

Donghai Lin Zhongwu sat opposite the mahogany table with a cold expression, as if giving a report in the hall, narrating all the situation mechanically and calmly.

He briefly described that the second-floor mission of Penglai Island was to guard a different species, and during the guarding, Penglai Island conducted a study on him, which seemed to be an attempt to create an individual of the same nature.

However, the research failed and there was a great turmoil. In the end, for some unknown reason, Kurokawa Mito left Penglai Island with Kurokawa, who still had the child experiment body.

"Hey……"

Heichuan slowly raised his head as if thinking of something, and smiled, his eyes were clean and flat, "This is very interesting, isn't it."

The root is actually here.

Kurokawa poured himself a cup of tea.

Just for fun.

He asked if the experimental subject serving as the mother was still in Penglai Island, and he got an affirmative answer from Donghai Lin Zhongwu, but Donghai Lin Zhongwu told him an unfortunate thing. In order to get this secret, he offended the majesty of Donghai Lin Kanta. Being kicked out of the house to start a business on my own.

Donghai Lin Zhongwu calmly seemed to say a trivial news, completely unaware of what he had lost, "It's just a test."

"When I have enough ability to stand in front of the president again, this test will end, and I will regain the identity of Dong Hailin."

"If you want to see the experimental mother again."

"Please worry about the next thing."

But in the next year, it was Dong Hailin who bothered.

He knew that Kurokawa had disappeared for a month, but he didn't expect that Kurokawa had even forgotten elementary school knowledge.

In order to prevent this future right-hand man from falling into an informal university and mixing up a diploma, Donghai Lin Zhongwu took out his notes when he was taking the college entrance examination, and said bluntly, "The exam is just a selective test. As long as you know what questions the other party will ask , It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how much one plus one equals.”

Kurokawa felt a little comforted in his heart.

At least he knows how much one plus one equals.