I accidentally died yesterday [comprehensive]

Kiemon used money and labor to establish his status as a strong man in this family, and Kurokawa Mitsumi was reduced to an errand runner specializing in buying cat food overnight.

Fortunately, the place where he works is a supermarket - it is very convenient to buy cat food of various flavors.

After he finished his work, he stood in front of the shopping rack and looked at the list of ingredients, production date and manufacturer bit by bit.Kiemon is also a rich man, so he has to pay a little attention to the quality of life.

By the way, which manufacturer does Kiemon want?

Kurokawa Misaki stood in front of the shelf and called it. Just as the call was connected, Kurokawa only had time to say his name when he heard the cat on the other side of the phone hurriedly say.

"I'm very busy now, my lord, don't disturb me casually."

Kiemon meowed a few more words, "I bought cat food casually—by the way, you remember to rent a camera and come back. There is a crimson moon tonight, and I want to take an earth-shattering photo for fans to see meow."

Yes, no problem, Mr. Kiemon.

After hanging up Kiemon's phone call, Kurokawa stood in front of the shelf and took a look, then pushed all the cat food on the shelf into the shopping cart.

Push them all home and let Kiemon choose by himself.

When paying the money, the female colleague who asked him to study hard was standing in front of the cash register. The colleague glanced at the cat food in the shopping cart and asked, "Win the lottery, won the gambling or borrowed usury? "

neither.

Kurokawa Mitsumi took out Kiemon's bank card and handed it to a colleague, "I was adopted."

"Hahahaha." The colleague was overjoyed.

Kurokawa returned to the rented house with cat food and a camera. He took out the key. The door just opened a small gap, and it was reborn and closed with a "boom". The sound seemed to be Kiemon hitting the door. up.

"Oh oh oh - I'm shooting a short video!"

"You almost got caught in the mirror just now."

Kiemon yelled from the house, "Wait a minute, I'll turn off the phone right away."

Kurokawa Mitsumi waited for a while, and then knocked on the door again, "Excuse me—may I go in, Mr. Kiemon."

"It doesn't matter if I stand outside, but my lord, your cat food is also blowing cold wind outside with me. Is it really okay?"

The door was pushed open, and Kiemon stood on his hind legs, holding the door to one side, "I was really nervous just now, my lord."

"Did you buy the camera back?"

Kiemon walked forward with pouted buttocks, and jumped onto the windowsill. The red full moon was hanging in the sky. Kiemon licked his lips, "Look at this red moon, how powerful it is?"

"Where is it so powerful?" Kurokawa took cat food on the table.

"You really don't care about the facts at all, my lord. For humans, something big happened to the red moon. For us monsters, it's the moon that got angry."

"The moon is angry?"

"Yes." Kiemon flicked his tail, "In short, the red moon is very important."

Although Kurokawa himself has been immersed in the ocean of learning and is not interested in current affairs, politics and other aspects, he also knows that the red moon is a very simple astronomical phenomenon, even though it is included in the occult together with the solar eclipse and lunar eclipse occupied an important position.

but.

Now is the age when the gods are dead and science is supreme.

Human beings are the masters of this world—completely and domineeringly mastering the development of the times.

Kiemon pulled out the phone with his paws, and tapped it with his fluffy fingers, "Look, a lot of news media reported, 'Does the Red Moon incident on June [-] herald the recent political turmoil'."

"and also……"

It doesn't know which chat group it has logged into, and the name is "Hundred Ghosts of the Night".

"The big monster in the group said that the 'Qi' floating between the heaven and the earth has decreased a lot recently."

"……gas?"

Hearing Kurokawa's questioning voice, Kiemon was more surprised than him, "Don't you know about qi? It's something that monsters use to cultivate. It's called the source of life, some people say it's the great will, Altana or something In short, it is the matter floating in this world."

"I can't explain it clearly." Kiemon flicked his tail, "This thing has always existed when I made a sound. According to the oldest old monster in the group, when it was still a little monster, this thing Stuff always exists."

"I'm afraid Qi was born with this world."

"However, as far as the current world is concerned, it is humans who occupy the most 'Qi'."

"No, no, no, it's not human practitioners, but every ordinary human being as an individual. Everyone occupies a little bit of Qi, but when combined, it is an absolutely inestimable huge number."

"...Qi, can you bring people back from the dead?"

"Back to life?" Kiemon stroked his beard, "Dead is dead, how can it be possible to come back to life?"

"I mean... any kind of reincarnation or resurrection is a sign of not being completely dead, just like cockroaches. Humans always feel that they have killed them, but in fact they are not dead yet."

"It also seems to be a powerful monster. It was destroyed and turned around, and its head was destroyed. It seems to meet the death standard of human beings, but--for monsters, the fatal wound is not there."

Heichuan didn't know exactly how he was dying. For him, death was just a momentary black curtain, and then there was an extremely long but seemingly short-lived darkness.

The moment he opened his eyes, all his memories remained at the moment before death.

Including the intoxication at the bottom and the pain of suffocation, like the sunlight imprinted on the retina, it fades away little by little, and then disappears from the memory.

He is a person, or an object related to the elixir, or something else, Kurokawa Misami thought about it for a while, but soon he put these useless thoughts behind him-it doesn't matter, no It doesn't matter if he knows the result, as long as he understands that he is immortal.

The joy of not dying emerged from his heart, filling his internal organs irresistibly.

Kurokawa Mitsuken smiled, a not-so-obvious smile appeared in his slightly curved eyes, but was seen by the very short Kiemon, who turned his fluffy cat face, "Oh, my lord, please laugh It's over."

He used to laugh a lot, and he laughed a lot, but the joy was like the moon over water, a bright shadow.

Kiemon leaned over and puffed up his chest. It must be because it is always so cute, always so witty and hardworking, so the adults couldn't help smiling.

The red moon is a distant moon hanging in the sky, while Kurokawa and Kiemon are two creatures who live in the world and need to eat.

Kiemon is an internet-famous cat. At the beginning, he posted photos on ins, posing in various poses that normal cats would not do, and was often commented by netizens as "the cat has become a genius".

After gaining a little fame, Kiemon began to shoot videos and post them on Youtube. Before shooting, he often planned scripts for himself, such as "a stray cat", "the growth history of a great god" and "look at that Sand Sculpture Human" and other short videos shot from the perspective of animals.

Before Kurokawa Migumi came home, Kiemon was shooting a short video on the theme of "a cat who moved to a new home and wondered whether to visit the neighbors".

Then unfortunately Kurokawa interrupted the good thing.

Now the two of them took out their cameras, and Kiemon's experienced command said, "I'll stand on the window sill later, and the bamboo curtain will be pulled to a third of the position, which is just half-covered and half-exposed to block the sky." Red Moon."

"In front of me, I need to place a stone bowl. The cat food bowl you eat in is good, my lord."

"Hey hey—that's what I ate—"

"It's all about making money! Don't worry about this little sacrifice!" Kiemon meowed back at Kurokawa Migumi's resistance.

"The stone bowl should be filled with three-quarters of water, and the surface of the water should just reflect the red moon."

Kiemon waved his cat's paw to draw the structure he wanted to capture on the white paper, "I just lowered my head and stared at the stone bowl, ah—what a Zen image."

"I really am a genius."

Then he turned to Kurokawa and said, "My lord, you can do it."

The two of them set up the scene according to the plan, and then began to pose.

But before it started, Donghai Lin Zhongwu called him and asked about Ms. Kurokawa.

This is fresh.

Kurokawa Misami thought he was missing his old friend, but Tokai Lin Zhongwu asked Ms. Kurokawa if she had left any documents for him, such as books, diaries, handwritten notes and pamphlets, or other written things.

Kurokawa thought for a while, "Does the words written on banknotes count?"

"What text?"

"It's the words that are printed uniformly by the country, you can just find a banknote and you can see them. Okay, okay, I have business to do, so hang up first."

Before Donghai Lin Zhongwu could answer, Kurokawa Misaki ran to the camera and began to take pictures.

They took two photos. Although the composition was similar to what Kiemon said, there was no reflection of the red moon in the stone bowl. Kiemon stared at the stone bowl, looking like a dazed cat about to lick water .

In the end, the two of them decided to put Hongyue in.

When he was about to give up, Kiemon was very pleasantly surprised, "Look, there is a red moon in the stone bowl!"

"My lord, hurry up, get the camera ready and we'll start posing."

Heichuan Mangjian leaned over and saw a scarlet moon reflected on the water surface of the black and simple stone bowl.

It seems that an evil eye has opened for the first time in the world.

He felt that the stone bowl was a little crooked, as if it was about to fall from the window sill, so he stretched out his hand to hold the stone bowl and straightened it.

Then...disappeared together with the stone bowl.

The moon reflected on the water surface seemed to form a scarlet channel, sucking his whole body into it.

All this happened when Kiemon turned around to look at the sky, and when he turned his head again, the people disappeared, leaving only the empty living room.

There was only air left where the people were sitting, and the people, stone bowls and cameras were all gone.

"Where are you, my lord—my lord—"

"Don't play hide and seek with me—"

"It's too scary, my lord!"

"I'm just a kitten!"

Kiemon's tragic meowing sound echoed in the living room for a long time.