I accidentally died yesterday [comprehensive]

Downstairs, there is a bustling ceremony to welcome the gods, and the maidens file in, their red skirts as conspicuous as morning glory.

Another person in charge hurriedly pointed to a place and told the witches that that was where the shrine was placed, and there was a flat mat in front of it, where the witches started the kagura dance.

But Mr. Taniguchi, who was supposed to be the protagonist, was standing at the entrance of the building talking with Mr. Yongji. His voice was like rustling snowflakes, and he could not hear clearly. The heavy snow collided, bumped, rubbed, and made a sound like an avalanche, but although the sound was grand, it was very small, and it naturally became some kind of unnoticed background sound.

It's so imperceptible.

The auspicious day disappeared.

It seems that at the moment when Kiemon was distracted, or a thousandth of that moment, she disappeared into this world. I don’t know if she died or left voluntarily. Anyway, since that day, Kiemon The door never saw Jixiangtian again.

The third floor is empty in front of the glass, only Kiemon squatting on the railing, wagging his tail, it is still very lively below, but this is the bustle of human beings, placing shrines, offering pure objects, and dancing Kagura, it is just a cover Business activities under the exchange of money.

Nothing to do with gods.

Kiemon flicked his tail.

He felt lonely for no reason.

The cell phone in his arms rang, and when he opened it, it was Kurokawa's. This person always spoke in a very soft tone, and people who are not familiar with him would always have an illusion when talking with him - thinking that his bones were full of tenderness.

"The Suicide Ceremony is being held at the Shrine. As far as the number of participants and believers I see is quite large, you can see that they are all seizing this opportunity to further build their reputation."

"If you want to participate, there is also a meeting here. Kurita has already arranged the content for you."

"It's the handshake meeting where girl idols meet and talk with fans. Although you can't be called a girl, you can't be called an idol. But you can learn from it."

Kiemon said: "How can I give them a hand to hold, I can't dedicate my forehead to others to touch."

Over there, Kurokawa replied: "Of course you don't need that, you just need to touch their heads."

There is no meeting where cats touch people's heads.

Kurokawa said again: "Kurita is here, I'll pick him up when I go back, you guys can meet me."

The meeting place was not at the hotel, but at a cat cafe chosen by Kurita. There were about a dozen cats here. When the three of them entered, they heard the store manager said that they were usually closed, and that the weather was a little better today, so he reopened the door. .

The store manager rolled his eyes and looked at Kiemon on the ground: "This is a bobtail cat. You raise it very well, but it's too fat, which is not good for the cat's health."

Kurokawa replied: "Yes, I often tell him not to eat so much." He glanced at Kiemon: "But he has never made up his mind to lose weight, and he is still discussing it after all."

Kiemon pouted, and mouthed "Never lose weight" to Kurokawa.

The store manager laughed: "Haha, you really know how to joke. There is no way to let a cat lose weight by itself."

Kurita has already chosen a seat by the window. It is facing the street, and the lighting is transparent. No matter how careless they are in the entertainment industry, they are different from others. Kurita is still dressed in fashion in this cold weather, with maroon hair Short hair, slightly curly hair, looks very young, not like the driving force behind many incidents on the Internet.

Kurita explained with a smile: "After all, to promote the gods, how can we do it if we are not young and have not strong receptivity."

The cats in the cat cafe move freely and are not afraid of life. A few cats who don't know the gender come to Kiemon to sniff his ass. Kiemon grinned fiercely and returned. He squatted down and complained: "These young people are not shy or impatient."

A Miku jumped onto the table, and happened to be walking beside Kurita, meowing softly, as if begging for food, Kurita reached out and took a piece for it, and stroked the nape of the other's neck, "Our plan is Create a chance encounter."

"First let someone accidentally find you in Sendai."

"We will carry out relevant promotion from the Internet."

"Then there is a face-to-face meeting, and of course it doesn't matter if you call it a pilgrimage."

Kurita continued: "After you gain popularity on the Internet in the name of God, we will continue with the next round of publicity."

Then Kurita took out a proposal, "Here are the details, you can read it later."

"I'm fine."

Kiemon hesitated, hesitant to speak: "...that's the number."

"It can't be the happy god of fat house."

Kurita smiled silently.

Xiyouwei's appearance is like ashes.

The next progress was as expected by Kurita.

First of all, a girl who didn’t know whether it was by arrangement or by chance found Kiemon who was being forced to open in a cat cafe. With the eyes of five-year-old fans, she finally found out that the cat was Kiemon. door, and at the same time learned from the store manager that the owner of Kiemon has temporarily left the cat here.

After the girl begged, she finally took a photo with Kiemon, and at the same time enjoyed some of Kiemon's unique services and facial expressions, such as when the girl choked on her nose with coffee, she sneered, "You are such a waste Ah", another example is when the girl is surrounded by other cats, lying on the side, with an expression of "I knew you were bothered".

After the girl took the photo, she posted it on the social platform after taking the group photo. At the same time, she wrote a post "When did you find out that cats are not cats", describing in detail a "I used to think that cats are cats and people are people, but I later I discovered that a cat is a cat, but Kiemon may not be a cat".

This post was forwarded at the speed of light under some kind of secret promotion, and then attracted a large number of tourists, including offline cat cafes. Many citizens who live in Sendai inquired about going to cat cafes to meet Xixi Youemon, but it's a pity that the store manager said that Kiemon had left, but the store manager said that he might come back tomorrow morning.

The next morning, a large number of people lurked in the cat cafe waiting for Kiemon and the mysterious owner to show their faces, but what they didn't expect was that the legendary owner didn't show up at all. After entering the cat cafe, he jumped onto the table and consciously stretched out his paws and head to be inspected by the store manager.

This series of smooth and flowing movements has attracted many surprises.

The camera clicks and clicks.

Internet trends.

The initial trend about Kiemon on the Internet was "this cat is so spiritual and so cute". Later, under the influence of pushing hands, Kiemon's emoticons began to spread widely, including not limited to his title, what kind of cat? Uncle Youemon, what kind of bald god, what kind of fat house happy god.

Many people began to claim to be followers of Lord Kiemon on the Internet, and called on all the chubby friends who went to bed late and lost their hair to gather together to feel the holy voice of Kiemon.

Cats go better with dead houses.

Some people began to spontaneously Amway Kiemon, and some people made aids for Kiemon like idols. The most famous one is that a fan absolutely bought the name of a star for Kiemon. The slogan is "Kiemon Starlight Yongzhao".

Of course, this person was arranged by Kurita, and the cost of buying the stars came from Kiemon's small coffers.

Because of Kiemon's name, many people built simple shrines for Kiemon at home.

During this period of time, Kiemon started a live broadcast again. Facing the questions from fans and the restaurants of netizens, he answered strictly according to the pattern that Kurita had sat down. Everyone announced that he would donate all his recent income to the Sendai City Disaster Emergency Center.

Part of it goes to the victims.

Part of the restoration of damaged buildings.

There is also a part of restoration of cultural relics and historic sites affected by the disaster.

Finally, the Municipal Bureau of Cultural Relics made a decision to build a shrine to Kiemon in the center of the city railway station, just like the Daozu God and the rural gods, a small building that is only a few feet square, and it can be called a magnificent building like other gods. As far as shrines are concerned, there is no comparison at all.

But this is Kiemon's first step as a god.

On the day when the shrine was built, a group of citizens with white sweat scarves tied on their heads suddenly gathered near the train station. Is it a disaster?"

"Is it possible to put a cat on the seat of a god without inspection?"

"What blasphemy!"

Counterattack the second step.

There were ambiguous speeches in the originally thriving Internet trend, probably why this kind of cat can also be regarded as a god, there is no awe at all, and now it is really an era of entertainment to the death, blah blah.

Counterattack the third step.

Many good people found out the deeds of the fairy back then and compared them with Kiemon, mockingly said that both of them are "marketing" and "the work of the public's ignorance", "If Kiemon can ascend to the throne of God , Then why do we have to be so cruel to the fairies." Even if someone refuted "because Kiemon donated donations", they were "uneasy and kind" when they were ridiculed.

This counterattack trilogy happened after.

In the hotel, Kiemon was buried in the quilt and shut himself up. Here, Kurita explained that this is the only way for every traffic leader. He told Kiemon: "Generally, after the gods gather faith among the people, they will I received a notice from Gao Tianyuan, to the effect of welcoming the birth of a new god, but Kiemon, you already have a shrine at the train station, but you have not been notified."

Kurita looked at Kurokawa: "Maybe it was blocked by someone—or it might be because everyone is waiting to see Kiemon's power. After all, it is Takamahara who can't let any little god log in."

Kurita: "And we also found out that some of those slanderous remarks are believers of fairy spirits."

Kiemon asked, "There are still some."

Kurita smiled: "You don't want to know."

It was early in the morning, and when Kurita left, it was pitch black outside the window, and Kiemon fumbled to touch his phone, and then was stimulated by the comment so that he covered the quilt and wailed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I curse you forever in the Mediterranean!"

Kurokawa sat on a chair and played with his mobile phone. He didn't pay much attention to things on the Internet. He registered a social platform account at the request of his classmates in high school, but he only sent a few scattered messages, which was pathetic.

"Ding dong."

A piece of news lit up. After Kurokawa called the Nuragumi to ask if there was a famous detective agency in Sendai City, the other party sent information. The monsters have been living in the dark side of society, and they have also come into contact with a lot.

This detective agency was run by humans, and the fees were high, but the efficiency was also high. It quickly helped Kurokawa find out where the fairy was hiding.

After the fairy was headed against the wind, the host who held the fairy talk and some other high-level sects left Sendai City with the god of the fairy, but the detective found out that the other party was coming back to make a comeback because of the Kiemon incident. intention.

There are many believers in Xianling here in Sendai City. Although these believers have to be human beings with their tails between their legs due to the constraints of the current situation, as long as the fairy asks, they will desperately open a window for the fairy.

Because the gods are rooted in human consciousness.

It can also be called brainwashing.

It is not such a good time, place and people for Faerie to recruit believers in other places, so even if some citizens of Sendai hate him, he will return to Sendai.

Big deal a makeover.

A cat can be a god.

Why can't he.

Besides, the fairy has not yet settled on its own image.

When Mrs. Yongji was in the park restroom, she saw a cloud of black mist that had no shape. If there are always few, they will be carried away by a litter.

If only cats were so popular.

Then there's nothing wrong with getting a makeover and becoming a cat.

all in all.

The Faeries are back.

Kurokawa closed the phone, and Kiemon, who was under the covers on the opposite bed, saw him say "I'm going out" in a hurry, and lay down on the bed and began to leave his body.

Kiemon asked, "Where are you going?"

Mang Jian said, "I have something to do, let's go for a walk."

As he spoke, he took Amacong Yunya.

Kurita said that some of the believers who slandered Kiemon were believers in the spirits, and what else?The news from the detective said that Faerie is returning to Sendai City with the support and promise of a certain being, who is that certain being?

Mang Jian was floating in the air, and the entire city of Sendai was under his gaze.

The lights are silent and bright.

First, the jewelry hanging in front of the black curtain.

He recalled in a trance a long, long time ago when he first learned how to get out of his body in the Muromachi era, he was flying around in the air like this. The vast field was full of boundless greenery, and occasionally there were blocks of paddy fields piled up. The scattered houses are like chess pieces.

At that time, the sky was a complete piece, a large piece of blue, without tall buildings to cut it, looking up, it seemed that the end of the world could be seen.

Every day at the turn of day and night, Mang Jian would rush between Xiguo and Nara. At that time, he was floating in the sky, thinking of the ancient texts he read before, saying that the famous madmen in ancient times would run naked in the wilderness, as if He is the only one in the world.

The world has shown him great liberty.

He never felt the slightest restraint.

It is not a square grid the size of a paper shell like in modern times. Human life is born from a white square grid and ends in a black square grid.

Unreasonably small, tight, hurried.

The present or the past, which one is better, Mang Jian doesn't want to decide again.

He looked down at the earth, thinking that it would be better to focus on the future, at least after the fairy matter was resolved, he wouldn't have to hear Kiemon's soul-like cry, it was scary at night.

Mangjian was originally floating in the air, like a floating, distorted radiance under the night moon, but in the next moment some kind of surging force broke through this body, the radiance was completely swallowed, and the boundless black mist seemed to bring With some kind of evil activity, it is constantly spreading over Sendai City.

Those black substances were more viscous than mud, and there was a gurgling sound as they squeezed each other, as if bubbles were colliding and shattering.

Many people in Sendai City noticed something.

There was the sound of screaming when the snow mountain collapsed in a trance.

But it was fleeting, as fast as an illusion.

These black mist covered the entire Sendai, rolling from time to time, appearing large or small depressions or bulges, like the rolling eyes of a monster.

The lights in a certain shrine flickered for a moment.

A priestess raised her index finger and gave a soft "shh" to the other priestesses who were temporarily recruited.

"What happened?" Someone asked timidly.

The witch was elderly and had been here for many years. She replied, "It's nothing."

"Anyway, just be careful not to make a sound."

Kiemon posted a set of photos on his social platform.

It was a black flower bed with a withered branch inserted in it.

"I'm going to start planting flowers and grass today."

Unidentified melon eaters commented: "Kiemon, be careful not to break the flowerpot."

"Just take care of yourself and let go of this poor little branch."

It's fun.

However, many people found that Kiemon's comments were particularly quiet today, and the usual teasers and gossips disappeared.