My cat always wants to suck me

Because of drinking, Xing Yu was detained in the director's office to write a [-]-word self-criticism.

The reason why Xing Xiaoba was famous before was that apart from the glorious deeds of saving Director Xiong by one-on-ten, there were many on the bulletin board. His name could be heard every so often on the radio, and he could occasionally be seen coldly under the flag when the flag was raised. Thinking of self-criticism with a straight face.

But he is used to being at ease, and it is more uncomfortable for him to sit in class for a day than to be sentenced, so this review is handy.

At least it's much better than writing essays.

The parents also looked for it, and the criticism was over. Director Li sat next to him and stared at him writing the review. Xing Yu didn't feel uncomfortable. Halfway through writing, he even thought about asking him for a cup of tea.

Director Li slapped the table angrily: "You still have the face to drink water!"

Seeing that there was no tea, Xing Yu could only lower his head and take out a bottle of mineral water from his large school uniform pocket.

Well prepared and experienced.

"Don't go back until you finish writing."

Director Li didn't like to look at him, so he walked out with a sullen face, and as soon as he left, Xing Yu lay down on the table and fell asleep within 2 minutes.

……

After class, Yu Hongjun held the basketball and dragged people around to play, but he couldn't find enough people after asking around, so he licked his face and dangled in front of Ruan Chengyun.

"Squad leader, are you going to play basketball?"

Ruan Chengyun was doing his homework, he was used to finishing his homework during the day, and refused without looking up: "No."

"I can't find anyone here. You see, there is a lot of sleep over there, and they all look like dead dogs."

Ruan Chengyun raised his eyes and raised his chin in the direction of Wang Zimo: "You are looking for Wang Zimo."

The expression on Yu Hongjun's face changed: "Him? Let's forget it."

The tip of the pen paused slightly, Ruan Chengyun stared at the English letters on the meeting paper, and didn't ask why, because of the rumors of the complaint, Wang Zimo's reputation has not been very good, they are all [-] or [-]-year-old boys, and they usually hate this kind of behind-the-scenes The act of gossiping.

Yu Hongjun saw that he couldn't move him, so he turned around and was about to leave. Ruan Chengyun thought about it, then raised his head and said, "He's not that kind of person."

Yu Hongjun was startled, then turned around, Ruan Chengyun had already resumed his homework.

He looked at Ruan Chengyun puzzled for a few seconds before he realized what was going on. He turned his head to look at Wang Zimo who was secretly playing with his mobile phone a few rows ahead, blinked, and ran out to continue looking for someone.

When Yu Hongjun left, Jiang Ruoran, who had been lying on his stomach, suddenly raised his head: "Who is it, what's wrong?"

Scary eyes.

The two had been sitting at the same table since the beginning of school, and they sat together after they were officially separated, and they got along pretty well, but Ruan Chengyun didn't answer her, because this girl had a strange brain circuit and her mouth was like a big funnel. Order something, and make sure the whole class knows it the next day.

Jiang Ruoran felt itchy, and asked for a long time without asking, when he suddenly thought of something and looked through his schoolbag: "By the way, monitor, I have something for you."

"What?" Ruan Chengyun moved his neck and raised his hand to pick up the water glass to drink.

Jiang Ruoran said casually, "A love letter."

Ruan Chengyun was almost choked to death by the water.

Jiang Ruoran heard him coughing, and then he reacted, rolled his eyes, took out four letters and slapped them on his desk: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't write them, don't worry."

Ruan Chengyun calmed down, looked at the four pink envelopes, raised his eyes and asked, "Are you still in charge of delivering letters for free?"

Jiang Ruoran laughed, and accidentally said, "Then how can it be free, twenty for a piece!"

Ruan Chengyun didn't move, just looked at her coldly.

Jiang Ruoran's laughter became smaller and smaller, and he coughed lightly: "How about...we share it equally?"

"You're quite business-minded."

Remembering that she was a girl, Ruan Chengyun couldn't hold back the letter all over her face.

"That is!"

Jiang Ruoran was beaming with joy, and turned her head to realize that Ruan Chengyun was hurting her, and his evil intentions were not dead: "Let's discuss it, monitor, or you will be seven, and I will be three..."

Four letters were pressed against her face together.

When Xing Yu returned to the class, he saw Jiang Ruoran pulling Ruan Chengyun to talk.

The class was noisy, and he couldn't hear what he was saying for a while. He only saw the pretty girl, wearing a school uniform exuding infinite vitality, with high spirits, poking Ruan Chengyun's wrist with his fingers from time to time.

For some reason, he suddenly felt dazzling.

Inexplicably annoying.

He came in through the back door, and not many people found him in the class. It was not until he kicked down the chair vigorously that everyone's eyes fell, and soon there was no movement.

Ruan Chengyun glanced at him, thinking that this person should be a disciplinary committee member.

It wasn't until Xing Yu sat in the back and started playing with his mobile phone that the voice in the class became louder again.

The afternoon passed by in a hurry, and as soon as the get out of class bell rang, Xing Yu left with his mobile phone.

Yu Hongjun rushed out like flying, but before he could go out, Tong Wu pulled him back by his collar.

Tong Wu stared at his messy hair and worried: "Did I ask you to dye your hair back last week? I'll give you a week! Can you still dye it?"

Being held by her collar, Yu Hongjun nodded jokingly: "Yes, I can. I will go today. There were so many people that I didn't line up last time. Don't worry, teacher, I will definitely go dyeing today."

Tong Wu sneered: "And you still can't get in the queue, right? Okay, anyway, I'm off work, and I happen to have time, so the teacher will accompany you. Your hair is a bit long, so let's cut it too."

Yu Hongjun was stunned: "Teacher, let's go, I can go by myself...Teacher! Hey, I'm serious..."

Wu Hua stood outside the door gloating, watching Tong Wu drag him out, and immediately ran five meters away, afraid that Tong Wu would also pull her over to cut his hair.

It's a joke, the head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messed up!

Wang Zimo stood in the class inscrutablely, and said in amazement: "...According to my observation, our head teacher is definitely not an ordinary person!"

Many people in the class were chattering, chattering, Ruan Chengyun was tidying up things, and Wang Zimo was still chattering.

"Have you heard the rumors about Teacher Tong? She is famous for being responsible. Generally, teachers focus on cultivating good grades, but she leads the class and has the highest average score every year. Although she has never brought out any city champions. Provincial number one, but my mother said it... hey, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet, why are you going?"

Ruan Chengyun looked at him: "Go back to the bedroom."

Wang Zimo raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "Squad leader, this is not like your style. What's so good about the dormitory, Jinwu Zangjiao?"

Jinwu Zangjiao... Ruan Chengyun really thought about it, so he nodded: "There is a little treasure hidden."

After speaking, he hurried away.

Wang Zimo pursed his lips, thinking that he was still precious, so he was hiding Wang Houxiong and Xue Jinxing, but when he turned around, he saw Jiang Ruoran holding four letters with a sad face, and was startled.

"People are scary, my God, what's going on with you, sister, love letter? Send it to four people at a time? Awesome, spread the net!"

Jiang Ruoran smiled stiffly, his heart was bleeding for the 80 yuan, and he didn't want to talk to him: "Goodbye brother, I'm going to cast the net widely."

Wang Zimo admired secretly: "I didn't see it before, you are also a talent."

Ruan Chengyun rushed all the way back to the dormitory, searched around but didn't see the cat in the room, even the water and cat food didn't move.

He sat on the bed, feeling disappointed.

Jiaojiao can open the window, and probably went out to play at noon, but she doesn't know when he will come back, or even if the cat...will come back.

He was thinking wildly, but there was a movement by the window, and when he looked up, it was the little white cat who was standing upright and struggling to open the window.

The windows of the dormitory are casement windows. The kitten jumped into the guardrail lightly, stretched out its paws to push the window open, then walked in nimbly, turned around and closed the window with its paws in one go, looking like a habitual criminal.

Ruan Chengyun thought it was interesting, so he didn't make a sound. Xing Yu turned around and saw him, and was startled.

Seeing that the little white cat was frightened, Ruan Chengyun got up and went over, stroking his head comfortingly: "Did Jiaojiao go out to play?"

Pressing his fingertips gently on his body, Xing Yu couldn't help wagging his tail leisurely, thinking that he had never seen this person raise a cat before, how could he be so familiar with stroking cats.

The kitten didn't respond, Ruan Chengyun felt itchy and wanted to hug and rub it, but he was thinking about the kitten not eating, so he looked at him suspiciously: "Why didn't you eat?"

Why didn't you eat anything? I just came back from dinner.

Xing Yu automatically filtered out the address, moved his ears, and wanted him to eat cat food, even if he died.

Ruan Chengyun was very worried, and turned his head to take out a can of cat food and opened it. To humans, the smell of canned cat food is indeed not very pleasant, but to cats, it is a delicacy.

The kitten sat on the desk, Ruan Chengyun held his breath, and put the can in front of him.

"How about something to eat, Jiaojiao?"

"Meow!"

Xing Yu was disgusted by the smell, and immediately stretched out his paws to push the can away.

Even in the form of a cat, his senses are slightly closer to cats, but his sense of smell and taste are still more inclined to humans. He can accept cooked chicken breast and broccoli, but he cannot accept this kind of cat food.

Ruan Chengyun turned his head in confusion, and pushed the can over, but the little white cat didn't appreciate it, and slapped the can on the ground with one paw.

With a bang, it scattered all over the ground.

Xing Yu was stunned.

He just had a conditioned reflex.

Ruan Chengyun hates the fishy smell the most. Not to mention the canned cat food scattered all over the floor, even the cold fish soup will not get close to him. Xing Yu is a little guilty, but his face is cold, his chin is raised and his tail is wagging, looking extremely arrogant up.

But this time it was different from the leisurely wagging of the tail in the past. The white tail wagged very quickly, subconsciously revealing his restlessness.

He knew that Ruan Chengyun usually seemed to be quiet, but in fact he had a very violent temper, so he was definitely going to lose his temper now.

Xing Yu didn't know what to do, the two had fought countless times, and for the first time he began to worry that this person would be angry with him.

Angry...will you throw him out?

However, to his surprise, this man seemed to have inexhaustible patience with cats.

Even if it was a mess, Ruan Chengyun just cleaned up the ground quickly, went to open the window with a pale complexion, threw the garbage out and washed his hands in one breath, and then came back and said helplessly: "You are so delicate."

Feeling at ease, Xing Yu jumped to his side reservedly, rubbed his wrist as a gesture of goodwill, and meowed twice obediently.

I have coaxed you...don't be angry.

Ruan Chengyun wasn't angry at all, it was fine to be coaxed by the kitten, as if all the irritability that had been tossed about was instantly emptied.

Xing Yu was completely relieved.

Fortunately, I didn't throw myself out.

And for the first time, he discovered that Ruan Chengyun could be so gentle.

Ruan Chengyun poked his head: "Jiaojiao, don't eat if you don't eat, I'll go take a bath for you."

Come on, listen... No!What did he just say?

Xing Yu froze completely.

Fuck, forgot there was such a thing.