My cat always wants to suck me

Ruan Chengyun patted his hand off, reached out and pressed his forehead: "It's all right, silly cat, take it away."

Xing Yu blinked and sighed, "You should thank yourself for not being an adult."

Ruan Chengyun raised his eyebrows: "So you still know that I'm underage."

Xing Yuxin said otherwise, he would have eaten you long ago.

The dissatisfied cat failed to transform, and could only stick to her boyfriend to take advantage of it unhappily.

The next day, Ruan Chengyun happily took Xing Yu to buy various seasonings.

Although it is uncertain how good the cooking skills are, everything must be prepared. Teenage boys love to toss, and Ruan Chengyun wrote a long list, and when he arrived at the supermarket, he pushed the shopping cart and went shopping crazily.

Xing Yu didn't understand why he was so enthusiastic about this matter, so he just followed him and watched silently. Ruan Chengyun was wearing a long down jacket, and it was a little hot in the supermarket. He lowered his head and unzipped the zipper, and rolled up his sleeves.

He looks youthful, but he is in a dilemma with two sharp kitchen knives in his hand.

"Is there any difference between the two?"

Ruan Chengyun couldn't figure it out, but there is no manual to explain the kitchen knife, but the size looks a little different.

Xing Yu didn't know much about these, so he shook his head and said, "I don't know."

The two looked at each other, and finally Xing Yu picked a kitchen knife that was neither too big nor too small among the large and small kitchen knives.

Ruan Chengyun snorted and said, "The mean, the mean of the Chinese."

Xing Yu raised his eyes and threw the kitchen knife into the shopping cart, pinched his face: "Let's go, Ruan Shuren."

Ruan Shuren turned around and walked towards the condiment area. He looked in a good mood. The background music of the supermarket was a gentle old song. Looking at his back, Xing Yu felt a sense of warmth in his heart.

He pushed the shopping cart and followed Ruan Chengyun, seeing how curious he was about everything, he couldn't help but raise his lips.

Ruan Chengyun held two bottles of soy sauce and looked back at him: "What's soy sauce for? Isn't it soy sauce?"

Xing Yu took another bottle casually: "If you don't need the soy sauce, this one is fine."

Ruan Chengyun nodded confusedly, seeing his soft smile, couldn't help but cast a few more glances at his face.

Xing Yu raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Ruan Chengyun leaned over the shopping cart, tilted his head to look at him: "I found that you seem to be smiling."

Xing Yu reacted belatedly, touched his face: "It's okay, I used to laugh a lot."

"Bullshit, it's not... And the words have changed too much."

Ruan Chengyun wore an off-white hat on his head, looking dazzling and handsome, especially the way he looked at him, everything made Xing Yu feel comfortable.

Seeing that Xing Yu was silent, Ruan Chengyun smiled and said, "Is it because of me?"

Xing Yu only felt that the little boy was soft and sticky, which made people completely unexpected that he was gentle and alienated on weekdays. He pursed his lips and still couldn't help nodding with a smile.

"It's because of you."

A warm feeling surged from the bottom of my heart, the two just looked at each other without moving, even so, it couldn't stop the sweetness in the air.

Loving someone is really sweet to the eyes, so when you see someone you like, you can't stop laughing, even if you restrain your behavior and expression, love will still overflow from your eyes.

Can not be suppressed.

When the two returned to school with a lot of things, the pot they bought had already arrived. Ruan Chengyun couldn't wait to unpack the box, boiled water to clean the pot.

Xing Yu is active, forced by life, as long as he is not allowed to study now, whatever he does is interesting.

So the two quickly disassembled the things, Ruan Chengyun tried to start with the simplest things, making a braised noodle, Xing Yu looked at him, and quietly carried away and ate two biscuits.

To be honest, he always felt that he might not be able to eat tonight.

Ruan Chengyun has already cut the cucumber now, Xing Yu drank his saliva, turned around and walked to him, looked at it for a while and asked, "Why are you cutting the cucumber?"

Ruan Chengyun chopped it vigorously with a kitchen knife: "I cut cucumber shreds, thank you."

Xing Yu: ...

After a while, Xing Yu came to his senses and looked at him inexplicably: "What are you going to do?"

Ruan Chengyun raised his eyes and looked at him: "It's making braised noodles."

"...What brine?"

“Pork with Mushrooms.”

Seeing that he was cutting seriously, Xing Yu didn't have the heart to ask why so many cucumbers were cut into the mushroom and pork stew.

After preparing all kinds of ingredients to be put into the pot, more than half an hour has passed. Xing Yu wanted to help, but Ruan Chengyun was rejected and exiled to the side. He could only bite the biscuit and watch him toss.

The electric cooker is very easy to use, simple and easy to use. Ruan Chengyun tried to boil the oil, holding the onion in a decent manner and said: "I have seen it all. If you don't eat the onion in it, you can fry the onion oil and pick up the onion." Come out, so you can..."

As he said that, he poured the green onions in the plate, but there was only a prick, and the pot exploded in an instant. Ruan Chengyun was startled and immediately hid back.

Xing Yu was also shocked, but the pot seemed to be blooming, and the frying oil was crackling. Ruan Chengyun stared blankly at the pot, not daring to step forward for a while.

"Fuck, what's going on, that's not what's written in the tutorial..."

Xing Yu immediately closed the pot with the lid and turned off the switch. He turned his head to look at the empty plate with water droplets on one side, and sighed: "Why do you wash the onions after you cut them? fry."

Ruan Chengyun blinked: "So you have to wash it first and then cut it?"

Xing Yu nodded in pain. He had been staring at it just now. The green onions should have been washed when he ate the biscuits just now.

The worst thing was not the frying pan, and they forgot that there was a smoke alarm in the house, and this incident was only remembered when the two of them had just packed their things and heard a knock on the door.

Ruan Chengyun lowered his eyes: "Go and open the door."

Xing Yu had no choice but to turn around and open the door, and as soon as he turned around, Ruan Chengyun hid in the closet next to him.

Boyfriend, you have to take the blame at critical moments.

The dormitory auntie entered the room angrily, saw the pile of things at a glance, and she was not at all weak when facing the school bully, she was full of anger and cursed.

"It's not written in the dormitory requirements that the use of pots is not allowed, what do you want! Do you know the danger!"

"Don't study hard and toss around every day. What if something happens to this? Do you think it's fun? Thinking of school as home!"

"I like cooking so much? Why don't you go to New Oriental?"

"Xing Yu, isn't it, Class [-] and [-] of Senior High..."

After being scolded by his aunt, Xing Yu looked around but didn't see Ruan Chengyun, and finally looked at the straps of the pajamas exposed in the closet and chuckled. The auntie who was in charge had just turned off the ignition, and her blood pressure spiked instantly when she saw him laughing.

"Laugh? How dare you laugh!"

"Write a review, points will be deducted! I will hand it over to Director Li tomorrow!"

Xing Yu listened without changing his expression. In the end, the tools for committing crimes were confiscated, and the housekeeper was educated for another five or six minutes before leaving. He closed the door and turned to open the cabinet door. Sure enough, Ruan Chengyun was sitting inside covering his mouth silently. laugh.

Xing Yu poked him in the face: "Just leave me behind? Boyfriend?"

Ruan Chengyun jumped out of the cabinet: "Don't worry, I will help you write a review."

Xing Yu snorted softly: "No, you have to charge interest."

Ruan Chengyun hooked his arms around his neck, and the two brothers discussed it: "Look, although I suggested this matter, you didn't stop it. It's an accomplice, right?"

Xing Yu didn't have time to speak, so he covered his mouth with his backhand. Ruan Chengyun continued: "Besides, all my pots have been taken away. I am very sad and sad now. I also heard what my aunt said just now. I regret it now, very sad." Blaming myself for not taking into account the safety of other students..."

"But on the whole, you don't seem to be so sad and heartbroken, but we did it together, right? Therefore, I will be responsible for self-blame and heartache, and bear psychological pressure, and you will be responsible for scolding and external pressure. The division of labor is clear. , we are all punished, right?"

Xing Yu: ...

God damn division of labor, but why does it sound like it makes sense? ?

Xing Yu was speechless, and Ruan Chengyun hit the iron while it was hot: "But I can still help you bear part of the external pressure and help you write the review. There is no way, who told me to like you so much..."

He was still babbling, Xing Yu couldn't bear it, and used an extremely cruel way to shut him up——

Reach out and pinch.

Feeling that Ruan Chengyun was like a duckling, Xing Yu let him go and blocked his mouth in another way.

……

No one thought that the bully of No. [-] Lieutenant Colonel was on the bulletin board again and was criticized by Director Li because he was cooking in the dormitory.

It is extremely inconsistent with the image of a school bully.

After Yu Hongjun heard the news, he even felt a little dazed. In his heart, the male god was cold and ruthless, and he was a real man who carried his coat lightly with one hand and disliked blood and rain.

So what the hell is cooking?

Holding an English book, he looked at Wang Zimo numbly: "Ah, cooking, is it the kind I think? Is the stew human flesh?"

Jiang Ruoran slapped him awake: "Have you returned to reality, sister?"

"Wait a minute..." Yu Hongjun blinked, then turned his head to pull Wu Hua and asked, "Old Wu, has God Xing been criticized today?"

Wu Hua looked at him like he was insane, then nodded, without him asking, and then said, "Yes, I'll tell you again, and it's because I'm cooking in the dormitory."

After finishing speaking, he smiled brightly, and said lightly, "You're welcome, my name is Lei Feng."

Yu Hongjun was silent for a while, then turned his head and ran to Jiang Ruoran again: "Sister Ran, otherwise...can you do it again?"

Jiang Ruoran didn't even want to talk to him.

Xing Yu didn't think there was anything strange, he was staying at Ruan Chengyun's table, occupying half of the country, staring at him and bargaining.

"Being a scapegoat, I feel sad, don't memorize words today?"

Ruan Chengyun looked at him coldly: "What are you dreaming about?"

With a heavy heart, Xing Yu hooked his fingers to stare at people, and after a while he was dishonest, took off Ruan Chengyun's watch, put it on his own hand, put his own watch on the opponent's hand, and pointed the phone at Ruan Chengyun's hand Slapping, posing in various shapes, and finally stubbornly asking Ruan Chengyun to compare his heart, Ruan Chengyun slapped him, and still played with his hands in a good-tempered manner.

"Soft, fast, more hearty."

It looks boring and childish, but he never tires of it

Ruan Chengyun rolled his eyes at him, but after a while, he still compared his heart to him with a wooden face. Wang Zimo looked at the two of them, always feeling a little terrified, and his bad instinct went up again.

He grabbed Wu Hua beside him and shook him vigorously: "Old Wu, look."

Wu Hua was doing her homework and asked without raising her head, "What are you looking at?"

"Hey, stop writing, you should look up." As he spoke, he reached out to lift Wu Hua's head, trying to compel him to read it.

The few people were used to arguing, and Wu Hua didn't care. He held his face in both hands, and just raised his head, and saw Su Jingcheng carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder from the door.

Su Jingcheng came to Class [-] in a good mood. As soon as he entered the room, he looked in the direction of Yuhua Road, and then he saw this scene.

The smile on the young man's face faded in an instant, he squinted his eyes slightly, walked straight to Wu Hua, raised his hand to pull Wu Hua up, saw the two separated, and then hugged the person in front of him with a bright smile.

Wu Hua was stunned, then smiled, "Welcome to Class Four."

Ruan Chengyun looked back, his eyes changed slightly, and he suddenly felt worried because of ignorance.

This brat really came after Wu Hua.

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