[Comprehensive] Young man, you look delicious

Qin Siniang's sweetheart, Xin Siniang, has only met that once.

At that time, Qiniang ran away from home, Xin Siniang, as the only one in the family who was useful, naturally had to go out to catch her back.

When Xin Siniang caught Qiniang, she was already deeply in love, crying and yelling that she would make a private relationship with that person for the rest of her life and go to the end of the world. Xin Siniang was so angry that she almost tied them together and pushed them off the nine heavens. go down.

It's been so long, Xin Siniang has long forgotten what the person who almost became her prospective brother-in-law looks like, but subconsciously, she still remembers the breath.

That's why when she saw Lu Xiaofeng at the vegetable market that day, she felt a little familiar.

Xin Siniang sat on the stone chair and looked down at Lu Xiaofeng who was lying unconscious on the ground.

Speaking of which, this person hasn't changed much since he was reincarnated. He is still a chivalrous man, still a vagabond, with a lot of peach blossoms.

I don't know how in that life I fell in love with her sister who was so goddamn and so brainless.

The summer night wind dispelled some of the heat, and also brought cheerful music.

Xin Siniang looked at the thick white fur on the patriarch's body, and said with disgust, "Aren't you hot? Wear this all year round."

The patriarch glanced at her, and replied coolly: "Don't you also wear your pomegranate skirt all year round?"

Xin Siniang thought for a while, and felt that there was really nothing to say about the clothes, so she changed the subject and said, "I see that today is very lively, what are you celebrating?"

The patriarch yawned, took out something from his pocket, and threw it on the table, "This."

The thing on the table is a bronze mirror with a golden lotus carved underneath, as if holding a bright moon.

The cold moonlight shone on the mirror, exuding a faint purple light, which looked extremely ominous.

Xin Siniang picked up the bronze mirror and looked at herself, but found that there was no figure reflected on the mirror, but other things were surging.

She was about to take a closer look, but the patriarch said lazily: "Don't look too clearly, it's easy to get stuck."

Xin Siniang tilted her head and thought for a while, then put down the bronze mirror and asked, "What's there to celebrate with this thing?"

The patriarch said indifferently: "Oh, the thing itself is nothing, mainly because I stole it from the devil world."

Xin Siniang: "..."

Xin Siniang: "...you are going to die."

The patriarch pointed his index finger on the bronze mirror, pushed it forward, and pushed it in front of Xin Siniang, "I see you off."

Xin Siniang refused without thinking, "What? You can't eat this shit. Don't."

Patriarch: "..."

Patriarch: "...you can't be promising."

Xin Siniang curled her lips when she heard the words, picked up the bronze mirror, looked at it over and over again, knocked it on the stone table twice, and muttered: "It's quite strong. But it's useless, what do you give me? "

"Why is it useless? It's very useful." The patriarch smiled ambiguously, "This mirror can lock people up."

"What's so strange about that?" Xin Siniang threw the bronze mirror back on the table without interest, "A few years ago there was a plate in Jiangnan that can lock people up."

"That's not the same." The patriarch slid his fingers across the mirror, and said slowly, "Those people will eventually grow old and die if they are locked inside, but this bronze mirror is different. Lock a person inside, and his time will stop, and he will never age or die." .”

Seeing Xin Siniang's lack of interest, the patriarch continued, "If you fall in love with any mortal in the future, and he doesn't like you, you can lock him in. Anyway, the life of the monster race is long, so lock him up for a few days." In a hundred years, he will always fall in love with you."

She stroked Xin Siniang's cheek with her fingers, and whispered softly, "Anyway, don't hang yourself on that tree 500 years ago, find someone you like. Ah, yes, I heard Old Man Xin say, you are in that tree. A place full of Taoist priests is reserved for a man? Anyway, if you like him, it’s fine if you like him.”

Xin Siniang was helpless, "He's only 14 years old. And if he likes something, he can't fall in love so easily because he just thinks, 'Oh, it just so happens that you are next to me, so I like you.'"

"Mortals grow up much faster than us monsters." The patriarch brushed his long hair and said casually, "Besides, liking is a very easy thing, but the tree you met before was too crooked to think so complicated. "

Xin Siniang poured down a glass of sake, drank it slowly, and said after a while, "Tu Su is a good boy."

The patriarch wondered, "Isn't that good?"

Although the fruit wine that the patriarch often drinks has a clear taste, it is easy to get drunk.

"It's because it's good." Xin Siniang seemed a little drunk, she closed her eyes and leaned her head on her head, muttering, "If he wants to cultivate immortality, he must cut off his emotions and desires. If he wants to live like a mortal, You should find a sweetheart and grow old with her children and grandchildren. No matter what kind, it is impossible with me."

The patriarch sighed, "When did you become so negative? When you liked that person back then, you knew to rush forward, and others couldn't persuade you."

"It was because I rushed so hard at that time that it hurt when I hit it."

Xin Siniang drank the last glass of sake in the jug, and said to herself, "A monster shouldn't fall in love with people."

The patriarch waved his hand, "That's all, I can't persuade you. If you want to hit a bachelor, hit a bachelor, anyway, your face is just a display, it's useless at all."

Xin Siniang was slightly drunk, and said back, "Nonsense. I can get a lot more food with this face."

Patriarch: "..."

Patriarch: "...not promising."

The patriarch forced the bronze mirror into Xin Siniang's arms, "Hold it, hold it."

Xin Siniang asked suspiciously: "Why do you insist on giving me this thing? Is it a scam?"

The patriarch said indifferently: "Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that the Devil Realm knows that this thing has been stolen, and is considering sending a group of people to deal with the person who stole it. My goal in Qingqiu every day is too obvious, although Not cowardly, but troublesome. Anyway, you are wandering outside every day, and you can fight guerrilla with them, so take it first."

Xin Siniang: "..."

Xin Siniang: "...I knew you had no good intentions."

The patriarch laughed, "Don't say that. It's also a good thing to play with robbery."

Xin Siniang wondered, "You don't use it yourself, so why steal it?"

Patriarch: "I have nothing to do when I'm idle."

Xin Siniang: "..."

In the chatting and drinking room, the horizon has been stained with a touch of bright color, and the sound of drum music echoing throughout the night gradually dissipates with the reflection of the sun.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Xin Siniang stood up and said briskly, "I'm leaving."

The patriarch raised his eyebrows, pointed to Lu Xiaofeng on the ground, "Take this person away too."

Xin Siniang felt troublesome, "Can't we just throw it outside?"

"Someone will pick it up after throwing it away." The patriarch spread his hands, "A long time ago, he was also your brother-in-law. Although it was a sad relationship, he still has a relationship with your Xin family. Don't be so heartless."

Xin Siniang clicked her tongue lightly and snapped her fingers. Lu Xiaofeng, who was lying on the ground, suddenly stood up, eyes still closed, but walked forward spontaneously.

The patriarch chuckled, "Your magic has improved."

Xin Siniang ignored her and was about to leave behind Lu Xiaofeng when she suddenly heard the patriarch say loudly: "You, although you don't want to like ordinary people, are you not afraid that the child will like you?"

Her footsteps involuntarily paused, and she was about to turn around, but the patriarch quietly embraced her from behind, and said happily in her ear: "It should be too late."

Baili Tusu, who was in the topic, was currently in the midst of a trial of delusion, staring blankly at the figure in front of him, and after a long while, he hesitated to call out: "Si Niang?"

The person who was called Si Niang turned around slowly, with eyebrows and eyes curved, and he called with a smile: "Tu Su."

The author has something to say: Xin Siniang: Secret Skill Movie □□!

Lu Xiaofeng: Anyway, he used to be your brother-in-law-to-be, so why are you dissatisfied with me...

Patriarch: Wait for Si Niang to slap him in the face.

Thank you for the sour mines of lemon = 3 = ~ Tu Su is about to wake up!