[Comprehensive] Young man, you look delicious

Although Sun Wukong said that it has been a long time, Xin Siniang and him have not met a few times in total.

Xin Siniang is Lin Ziyi's best friend, and Sun Wukong is also Lin Ziyi's best friend, but the theory of "a friend of a friend is my friend" obviously does not apply to them.

The relationship between them is even worse than normal.

The main reason is that Xin Siniang and Monkey King once fought at Nantianmen.

At that time, Sun Wukong was still escorting Tang Monk to the west to learn scriptures. On the way to Tianzhu, he encountered a severe drought in Fengxian County, so he wanted to go to the heaven to ask the Jade Emperor for an explanation.

At that time, Xin Siniang happened to be wandering around in the Heavenly Court. When she saw Monkey King for the first time, she was curious and followed him for a while.

Because this matter has passed for too long, Xin Siniang can't remember what the quarrel was about. In short, the two started fighting after arguing.

The Jade Emperor didn't know whether he disliked Xin Siniang, or Sun Wukong, or he had the idea of ​​killing each other and killing the other, so that the heaven could live in peace.

Not only did he not send anyone to stop it, he even drove away all the onlookers, leaving them enough space to fight.

However, the fight never ended.

Xin Siniang rolled up her sleeves and planned to impress that hairy monkey, but by chance, she caught a glimpse of Nezha passing by, and immediately lost her fighting spirit, and said "I'll talk about it later when I'm busy" and ran to chase her lotus root soup.

Tuliu stood there with an inexplicable Monkey King.

When they met later, it was Lin Ziyi who happily introduced the two of them to each other.

Although the two were dissatisfied with each other, they did not want to embarrass Lin Ziyi, so they both pretended to be kind.

Xin Siniang sent Baili Tusu to practice swords, holding a handful of melon seeds in her hand, and said leisurely, "So? What does Dou Shengfo want from me, a little fox demon?"

Sun Wukong glanced at her, and replied concisely: "It's about Ziyi."

Xin Siniang paused, wondering: "I heard from my father that Ziyi is still awake, what could happen to her?"

Monkey King caressed the folds of the cassock, and said lightly, "She has been awake for a long time. I am afraid that you, like her, were deceived by that old fox."

The old fox was referring to Old Man Xin.

Xin Siniang thought for a while, then suddenly remembered that the old man Xin had sent a message about Qiniang's reunion a while ago, and frowned and asked, "But it has something to do with Qiniang?"

Sun Wukong nodded, without further explanation, just continued: "Those things are in the past, I didn't come here for this matter."

Xin Siniang frowned even more when she heard this, "Is there anything more serious than this?"

Sun Wukong was noncommittal, and said slowly: "Ziyi fell in love with a mortal, and that person has less than six years to live."

Xin Siniang: "..."

Xin Siniang: "...why is she always entangled with ordinary people?"

Hundreds of years ago, I met a scholar and suffered a serious crime, and now I fell in love with a short-lived ghost who didn't know where to go.

Sun Wukong roughly told Xin Siniang what happened after Lin Ziyi woke up, including the matter of Yuhuatian and the plot of the Jade Emperor.

Xin Siniang pondered for a moment, then said worriedly: "Ziyi is very paranoid. If she can't find another way, she might follow the example of her third sister. Then she will follow the Jade Emperor's wishes. In order to lead you to make mistakes, he will punish you. There must be more or less."

Lin Ziyi's third sister was punished by heaven for forcibly continuing her husband's life.

"It doesn't matter to me." Sun Wukong shook his head, "However, there are other ways."

Xin Siniang thought for a while, puzzled, "What can I do?"

Sun Wukong said lightly, "Let me check the names on the book of life and death."

Xin Siniang looked at Sun Wukong carefully, and said word by word: "Although you have become a Buddha, this is still a big mistake. If you are not careful, maybe the title of Fighting and Conquering Buddha will no longer belong to you."

"I don't care about titles or anything." Sun Wukong still had an unruly look on his face, "Don't worry, I know it well."

She looked at him with her chin in her hand, and sighed, "Ziyi always called you the Great Sage. I thought you had become a Buddha, and the old title would be inappropriate. But I guess I was wrong."

Although he is now a Buddha in the eyes of everyone, he is still the omnipotent Monkey King in the eyes of little white sable.

Xin Siniang moved her shoulders and said, "You came to me because you want me to help you set up a game so that Ziyi won't know about it?"

Sun Wukong nodded and admitted, hesitating for a moment and said: "I don't need her to feel sorry for me."

Xin Siniang said lightly: "It's not difficult. When do you want to do it?"

Sun Wukong pondered, "It will be another two years. I am not as comfortable in the sky as before."

Xin Siniang nodded in response, but both were speechless.

Sun Wukong seemed to think that all he had to say was finished, so he stood up, looked around, and asked, "What are you doing, a fox demon, hiding on the Taoist's territory?"

"Didn't you, a monk, come too?" Xin Siniang raised her chin and gestured in Baili Tusu's direction, "I'm for him."

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes and frowned slightly, "That child has a lot of evil spirit. I'm afraid he will become a demon if he continues like this."

"There will be a way." Xin Siniang sighed slightly, "By the way, you have to go to the underworld, why don't you do me a favor."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "What's the matter?"

Xin Siniang stared at Baili Tusu, and said slowly, "Look, there is Han Yunxi in the book of life and death."

Monkey King came and went in a hurry, stepped on somersault clouds, and soon disappeared into the sky.

Baili Tusu raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, turned his head to the side, and saw Xin Siniang sitting in the small pavilion, looking thoughtful.

He was a little worried, so he put away his sword, walked to Xin Siniang's side, and remained silent.

Xin Siniang said something to Sun Wukong, it seems that because of the spell, he didn't hear a single word.

But looking at Xin Siniang's frowning face, I think it's not a good thing.

He pursed his lips, although he knew that Xin Siniang didn't want him to know by silence, but he still asked, "What's wrong?"

Xin Siniang came back to her senses, smiled at him, and was about to say something, but saw a yellow-haired fox that came from nowhere jumped into her arms, and disappeared like smoke in an instant , leaving a blank piece of paper fluttering into her hands.

This is the unique way of the fox clan to communicate, and it is generally used in recruiting gatherings.

Because the patriarch didn't like her very much, and she wouldn't go to ordinary small gatherings, so she rarely received such messages.

But if it is received, it means that the patriarch has something important to do and it must be her.

She looked at the piece of paper in her hand, frowned, and sighed, "Why are things crowded together?"

Baili Tusu looked at her puzzled, his eyes glanced at the paper, but he couldn't see any pen or ink.

It just so happened that Ah Xiang came back from the mountain, and with a long roar, he landed firmly on his shoulder.

A Xiang came back later than usual, Baili Tusu turned his head and nodded his finger on A Xiang's little head.

A Xiang flapped his wings, jumped off his shoulders, landed on the stone table, and placed a silver hairpin in his mouth firmly in front of Xin Siniang.

Xin Siniang picked up the silver hairpin and looked at it, feeling even more gloomy, she said: "The patriarch actually even sent the token, it seems that it is impossible not to go."

Baili Tusu sat across from Xin Siniang, and asked tentatively, "But what happened?"

Xin Siniang nodded, "There must be a big event in the family, I have to go to the capital to deal with some matters, and I will be away for about a year and a half."

"You..." Can you come back?

He swallowed back the weak words, and changed his words: "When will you leave?"

Xin Siniang didn't realize it, thought about it seriously, and replied: "Your master is not here now, you still have to tell him. Maybe it's not tonight or tomorrow."

Baili Tusu nodded silently and said no more.

Xin Siniang laughed and said: "When I'm not around, don't be bullied by others and go astray. If anyone bullies you, remember not to coax them and just do it. Beat them up and they will be honest."

Baili Tusu: "..."

This is the crooked way.

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