What are you looking at, why don't you sleep with me?

Zhang Yuanfan tweeted Zhou Ye in the WeChat group and asked him to come over for a meal on weekends.Holding the mobile phone, Zhou Ye silently evaluated the meaning behind this sentence, and replied: I have an appointment.

Do you have a date?You are single, who do you date?

Never mind, I don't have time anyway.

Oops, Zhang Yuanfan hit everyone in the group and said, "There is something wrong with Lao Zhou, everyone hurry up and eat melons in the front row."

Zhou Ye: "..."

He chatted with Zhang Yuanfan privately: "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Zhang Yuanfan immediately stopped fanning the flames in the group, and replied: "You thought I wanted to call you, but Bu Qian asked me to call you, good thing, she wants to introduce someone to you."

"?"

"You really have a date?"

"real."

"Who is there, there is no news at all."

"I didn't say it was a date, I just went to someone's house for dinner."

"Have they all developed into the other party's family?"

"Yuan Fan, did you ask me to treat Captain Li of the Municipal Bureau to dinner last month—"

"All right, all right, you're awesome, you're right, then I'll go straight back to Bu Qian's side."

Zhou Ye said: "Go back, go back, the office is going to be busy recently, there is no time to talk about feelings, don't delay people."

"The other party's conditions are very good, and he also likes you very much. You said that you don't talk about yourself, but you don't want to be introduced to you with kindness. What kind of person do you want? Immortal?"

Zhou Ye thought of Jiang Quanxi's face scurrying back and forth in front of him, unable to stop for a moment, and it made sense to say that he was a fairy, even though he was a male.He pressed Jiang Quanxi's head down expressionlessly, and said, "Don't tell me, I may be asexual, and I will die alone in the future."

"Come on, you're out of breath. If you say you're in a hurry, you'll still be out of breath. If you don't come, forget it, then I'll go to work."

After dismissing Zhang Yuanfan, Zhou Ye got up early the next day, and when he went out, the sun was just right, making him lose his temper.He drove to the online celebrity store, and there was a traffic jam in the city center on the weekend morning. He stopped at the intersection of traffic lights, and a huge poster invaded his eyes from the car window.

Under the vast blue sky, Jiang Quanxi was wearing trendy clothes, with his hands in his pockets, his chin slightly lifted, and he stared at the crowds at the bustling intersection.

When the green light came on, Zhou Ye turned his face away and slowly released the clutch.

There are surprisingly many people buying cakes. After checking the strategy, they all said that they would have to wait in line for at least an hour.Zhou Ye didn't have anything else, but he was very patient.When he was queuing, Jiang Quanxi had already woken up, and there were constant messages on WeChat. Zhou Ye read them one by one, and found that it would take a lot of time for him to read all these messages.

Jiang Quanxi reported to Zhou Ye when she woke up, when she brushed her teeth, the condition of her teeth, how she cleaned the house, what happened to the robot vacuum...etc.

Zhou Ye said in his heart, just looking at your character design, you are not so talkative.What about the agreed-upon character design of the poisonous tongue, high-cold little heavenly king?

"It's almost here, you can have breakfast first." Zhou Ye reminded him that people are like iron and rice are steel, and eating is the biggest thing, don't talk about it.

His mobile phone was fully charged last night and almost died of the shock.

"Why are you so slow, where are you, I'll go find you." Jiang Quanxi was full of energy.

Zhou Ye hurriedly persuaded him: "No need, I'll be there soon."

"Then I'll pick you up at the door, the security guard doesn't know you." Jiang Quanxi changed the route.

Zhou Ye thought, you are still waiting for my cake, but Zuo Yan didn't care about it, he didn't even want to eat breakfast.

"Jiang Quanxi, eat some breakfast. Eating cake on an empty stomach is not good for your health." He made nonsense.

"Buzz-buzz--"

Zhou Ye looked at Jiang Quanxi's name on the phone call: "..."

So brutal, this guy doesn't seem to want to stop until he drains my phone.

"Hello?" Zhou Ye answered the phone.

"It's so troublesome to type, let's make a phone call to free up our hands. Let me tell you, I wrote another song yesterday, and the lyrics are all filled in. Do you want to listen to it?"

When the queue reached Zhou Ye, Zhou Ye covered the microphone with his hands, and asked the waiter for two boxes of signature matcha cakes, and a pound of coconut-flavored bread and a cup of oolong tea.

"Hello? Zhou Ye, are you listening? Hello?" Jiang Quanxi couldn't get a response and called Zhou Ye on the phone.

Zhou Ye paid the money, took the number plate and walked to the side and said, "Here, I wrote it yesterday. Didn't you say that you were going to take a photo shoot for a magazine yesterday? Where did you find the time?"

Jiang Quanxi took it for granted: "Stay up late, I didn't go to bed until after five o'clock last night, hehe."

With such a proud tone, Zhou Ye thought about the time when Jiang Quanxi sent him a WeChat message in the morning, and there was only a gap of more than three hours. He frowned slightly, and walked out of the shop with the packed cake and tea, saying, "Dear Inspiration in the middle of the night is better?"

"Yeah, hey, do you want to listen to it? My piano was tuned by someone two days ago, and the sound is very good now."

The voice sounded full of energy, and Zhou Ye smiled helplessly: "Listen when I get there. Didn't you say you're going to the security room to pick me up? You can go out now."

"Then I'm going to change clothes. Let me tell you, the last time I came back at night wearing a fluorescent green coat, I could only see the upper half of my body glowing in the dark, which scared the little brother in the security room and almost called the police, hahahaha... ..."

Even between changing clothes, Jiang Quanxi would chatter with him endlessly.Zhou Ye hummed twice while listening, annoyed and perfunctory, and silently lit a wax for Wu Changjie.It's amazing, he thought, in terms of endurance, Wu Changjie is definitely a professional top manager.

Sure enough, Zhou Ye's prediction was right. When he drove to the Garden District that Jiang Quanxi was talking about, his mobile phone was finally overwhelmed and the screen was gloriously blacked out.

"Is your battery aging? It needs to be replaced, Zhou Ye, don't be lazy." Jiang Quanxi heard about what happened to his mobile phone, and educated Zhou Ye earnestly, without thinking that it was his fault.

Zhou Ye didn't bother to explain, and followed Jiang Quanxi's instructions, and drove the car into his garage.As a long-established singer, Jiang Quanxi's regal temperament is undoubtedly evident at this moment, and all kinds of sports cars that have only been seen in magazines are parked in their respective positions.

Zhou Ye looked at his unpretentious Volkswagen and thought, it's okay, it's not because he worked hard, but the state requires them to serve the people as their purpose, and they are not allowed to compare with the masses.

"Jiang Quanxi, come here and get your things." Zhou Ye couldn't bear to see Jiang Quanxi's empty hands, as if he wanted him to be a cow and a horse.

"What what?" Jiang Quanxi stuck his head into his back seat, "It smells so good! Wow, this is a black shop, and the cake is so small. Eh--you bought tea, oolong tea? No, no, I didn't I like to drink it, the taste is too strong."

Jiang Quanxi started talking about the food that Zhou Ye brought, Zhou Ye said: "What are you thinking? The tea is for me, and the cake is for you. Aren't you going to lose weight recently? Eat less .”

"..."

Jiang Quanxi stayed in place holding the cake and the oolong tea, with an expression of disbelief.

"Zhou Ye, why are you like this? I found out, you seem to lie to me to eat, and then watch me lose weight with cold eyes after eating. What's wrong with you. I doubted it last time, but I'm a Good man, I think you should..."

After only being quiet for a second, Jiang Quanxi decisively chose to explode.

Holding the popcorn that Jiang Quanxi ordered, Zhou Ye stood in front of the gate of Jiang Quanxi's house, very hesitant and hesitant, he was not sure, in the next few hours, he could tolerate Jiang Quanxi for so long.

"...Go in!" Jiang Quanxi urged him from behind, and he put his head on Zhou Ye's back without empty hands.

Zhou Ye turned around and stuffed a popcorn into Jiang Quanxi's mouth.

Jiang Quanxi chewed the popcorn and looked at Zhou Ye curiously.

Zhou Ye smiled: "Is it delicious?"

Jiang Quanxi nodded, and was about to speak when Zhou Ye stuffed another pill into his mouth.

"If it's delicious, then eat more."

Jiang Quanxi: "..."

what's the situation?

While enjoying Zhou Ye's service while rolling his eyes, Jiang Quanxi finally affirmed in his heart:

Sure enough, he was right, Zhou Ye likes to cheat people to eat.

so bad.