Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

sister~brother~

Meiduzi is shaking a little now, she is not shaking but twitching.

I really didn't expect why Dazai Osamu could come here. Is he so free?Are all the reserve cadres in Hong Kong and black so idle?

I really didn't expect that in order to protect some young masters of the Akashi family, two reserve cadres were required to come here.

The key is……

The two of them are 16 years old here pretending to be middle school students, who the hell are they fooling?She doesn't even believe it, let alone these students?

But who knew that these students really believed it, especially the girls, after turning over to these two handsome men, they were completely swayed, and what they did every day was to talk to them in various ways.

So Mitoko watched Osamu Dazai flirt with girls from the first day of transfer, as if he completely forgot about the business he had to do.

Young Master!It's to protect the young master!It's not for him to expand the harem!

After Osamu Dazai spent the whole morning, Chuya finally got his hands on him, and finally at noon he dragged him directly to the rooftop for a fight.

Meiduzi, who had already started to "bigu", took the bread to watch in the form of watching the excitement, "fight, fight quickly."

If there is a fight, Osamu Dazai is not Chuya's opponent, and their cute baa-baa will definitely not suffer.

From the very beginning, Mitsuko, who has been fascinated by Zhong Ye, gnawed on the bread happily, and from time to time helped Osamu Dazai use his taunting skills.

"Zhijiang, you can't do it like this. If you want to commit suicide, I recommend you to scroll down from this website now, and fall directly to the ground in the form of free fall."

"No, that would be too painful."

Compared to free fall, Osamu Dazai still wanted to be slammed by Chuya.

This is probably true love.

After biting a bite of bread, Mei Duzi blinked her eyes. She had guessed this guy's answer a long time ago. Anyway, these two people are definitely in love and kill each other.

"By the way, do you two want to join any club?"

Club activities can be said to occupy a very important position for a student. Meiduzi thinks that these two people who have not experienced group life in school should be very interested.

Especially the simple bleating of their family, the campus life they have been looking forward to for so long must be very positive.

"Society? I'm not interested."

"..."

That's fine, just pretend she didn't say anything.

However, compared to Chuya's indifference, Osamu Dazai's eyes shined brightly, and he repeatedly asked which club Mitsuko was in.

"???"

I'm afraid this person is not a fool. She knows that she is responsible for protecting the young master, so she must have a position on the basketball team.

Wait, looking at the other person's expression, she suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Fuck? You guys don't want to join the basketball team, do you?"

"Hmmmm~"

"...Okay, you can join the first army, you are considered amazing."

Mei Duzi didn't say the words [If you are XXX, I will be XXX]. After all, she is not the kind of person who digs holes for herself, and she has always only played tricks on others.

Standing aside, Nakaya first looked at Osamu Dazai, then turned his head to look at Mitsuko who was sitting on the ground eating bread, and finally said as if he had made up his mind, "Then I will join the basketball team too."

???

"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible? Is it so hard to think about it!"

Mitsuko almost jumped up and shook Chuya's collar crazily to wake him up. Is he going to use the gravity skill to play?

If not, how is he going to survive on the basketball team?

"Hahahaha! Chuya? Are you sure you can play basketball?"

Compared with what Meiduzi said so euphemistically, Osamu Dazai is the kind of person who can bluntly poke the wound of the other party, and then he is beaten unilaterally again.

"Zhijiang, why are you being so mean?"

As long as there is such a thing as being cheap, there will be two times. It is estimated that Osamu Dazai can't count the number of times he talks every day.

The two of them ran to the gymnasium after school at night, and Mei Duzi just watched them tossing there with a blank expression.

"How hard are the two of them thinking about it? They actually want to join Diguang's basketball team. Why?"

Regarding Xing's question, Meiduzi just made a gesture of looking into the distance with a cigarette afterwards, "Because of love..."

"Huh? What? For what?"

This answer can be said to make Xing feel bad all over. She always feels that these people around her have lost their minds recently.

Facts have proved that the outcome of everything has long been doomed. If the two can enter the first army, it is really a ghost, no, it is a ghost.

After finding out that they joined the Three Armies, the two of them quit at the time, and Osamu Dazai pulled Chuya to go to other clubs. As far as the two of them are now, in Meiduzi's opinion, they are simply kicking the club.

All right, kick as much as you want, she can't control the other party now, after all, she has more important things to do.

Midorima has already brainwashed her successfully. Haizaki’s skills are very scientific, and Murasakihara’s cauldron lid is also very scientific. Next is the ability of Aomine and Kuroko. “But why is Kuroko’s hair blue but called Kuroko instead of basket?"

???

Xing, who had been standing by the side the whole time, finally walked away from her with a towel and a water glass in her arms. The other party's mind might have been occupied by his brain, what was he thinking all day long?

Aomine's ultra-high-speed dribble can be said to be very unreasonable. Meiduzi is the embodiment of science. She tried to slow down the opponent's dribble once, but the black-skinned boy accidentally let the ball fly out.

Seeing the ball flying towards her face, Mitsuko hesitated for a few seconds between tilting her head and reaching out to catch it, and finally chose the latter because she found it so handsome.

After catching the basketball, she felt that something was wrong, and she felt that her strength was much weaker than before.

It's very strange, obviously after those great gods came, my ability obviously improved, but...

Moving her wrist, Mitsuko retracted her gaze.

"Jinbo-sensei, can you give us the ball back?"

Looking up at the young master Akashi who was standing not far away and showing a modest smile, the corner of Meiduzi's mouth raised a slight arc, "Okay."

After throwing the basketball over, her fingers were still trembling slightly.

It's over, is she afraid that she has entered a period of stagnation or regression?

Alas--

Maybe it's because of the recent bigu. It seems that she still has to eat well in the future. After all, it's time to grow her body. What should she do if her breasts lose weight from hunger?

Osamu Dazai led Nakaya to play in the gym club within two days, and fought against the young master in the shogi club, successfully overturning the other party.

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, the young master who always feels that the wind is going smoothly is going to be pissed off, from birth to now, when has he suffered such a thing!

Really, I feel that if Osamu Dazai goes on like this, he may be beaten.

Meiduzi also kindly reminded the other party about this. After all, the young master is the young master of the Akashi family, so it is not very good to be taught to be a man so directly no matter how you look at it.

But Osamu Dazai didn't care very much, and even kept pulling Chuya together. It wasn't until this time that Mitsuko realized that the other party always had Chuya's intentions-always inadvertently completing a mental injury to Chuya.

Hey!

Too much, this is really too much.

Thinking of this Meiduzi made her tremble with anger, and wanted to bite that guy to death every minute.

"Baa, if I were you, I would just jump up and kick him to death right now."

"Don't worry, I've already kicked it."

At this time, Meiduzi, who gave up bigu, was sitting in the student cafeteria eating with her acquaintances, next door sat the young master and his colorful companions, and in front sat Xing and her relatively normal little companions.

She stuffed a big mouthful of rice into her mouth, and she was almost moved to tears.

Sure enough, Diguang's food is really delicious, really, it's not deceiving at all.

She finally had a lunch here, and the male teacher over there heard that Meiduzi was eating here, so she ran over and invited her to have lunch together.

"Mr. Jinbao, can I sit here and eat with you?"

"..."

I'm sorry, thank you.

Mei Duzi raised the corners of her mouth and showed an awkward but polite smile, trying to make the other party retreat, but I am sorry that the other party is the type to face difficulties.

Seeing that the other party was really about to sit down in the empty seat next to Osamu Dazai, this one just laughed out loud, "Sister, is this my brother-in-law?"

"what?"

Meiduzi can be said to have a shocked face, God damn sister!How could her surname Jinbao have a younger brother surnamed Dazai!Is it my cousin?

Fuck, if you calculate it this way, isn't Baa Baa also her younger brother?

So this is not only a forbidden teacher-student relationship, but also a German orthopedics?

Go to your German orthopedics!

Of course, this is not the point, the point is who the hell is the brother-in-law!

"Zhijiang, why are you talking nonsense, your brother-in-law is not this, don't you know who your brother-in-law is?"

Meiduzi put on an appearance of an elder and began to educate Dazai Osamu. Since Dazai Osamu said it himself, don't blame her for taking advantage.

The expression on the male teacher's face changed several times when he heard what Meiduzi said, and he didn't sit down brazenly in the end.

Mei Duzi had hinted to the other party many times before that she had no intention of dating him, but in the end, this man was as blind as he didn't see her hint, and he had to make it so obvious to understand.

He hasn't spoken since the beginning, and has been humming and eating the food on the dinner plate, but judging from the other party's expression, it is estimated that he will kick Dazai Osamu soon.

Osamu Dazai with a confused face: "..."

The current life is relatively comfortable, and only needs to deal with a group of teenagers every day. Meiduzi has experienced the joy of being a teacher, while Chuya and Dazai are experiencing campus life.

Mitsuko has always thought that Mori Ogai is just a lolicon, and should not have any flirty operations like Osamu Dazai, but it turns out that she is still too young and thinks too little about some things.

After reporting on the work, the other party suddenly asked her a question about whether Teiko's food was good or not.

"???"

Although she looked confused, Mitsuko still answered the other party truthfully, and Mori Ogai only left her with a meaningful smile in the end.

The next day she understood what was going on with that meaningful smile.

Going to the cafeteria for lunch, she passed by a window selling curry and rice, and saw Odasaku dressed as a cafeteria uncle serving curry to people.

Knock your mother Mori Ogai...

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!Fuck!Is it surprising?Canteen Uncle Odasaku!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~