Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

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There is no way to explain the fact that Schrödinger became Fat Chirp, if you ask, you just don't know.

Holding two cats and Fei Jiu, Mei Duzi felt the malice from this world for the first time.

"Excuse me, Mr. Mendel, do you want me to breed peashooters this time?"

"It's not impossible."

"..."

Damn, really damn, is it really necessary to let her grow some peashooters?

Mitsuko returned home with so many family members in her arms, and Zhong, who had already returned home first, suddenly fell into deep thought.

"How is this going?"

"I don't know, and I dare not ask."

When physical chemistry came here before, she could at least ask the other party why they appeared here. After all, Rabbit and Fat Jiu seemed to have a good temper, but this time two cats who looked very cold came directly. She I dare not ask.

Physicochemical Biological...

The three major sciences that dominate high school students are about to come together.

"It's not complete yet. I always feel that there is still mathematics."

Meiduzi is very bald, mainly because she was a biological scum before that, and now not only Mendel, but even Darwin has come, and the other party is a cat, I always feel that if I make a mistake, I will definitely be slapped by the cat's paw fly.

She is afraid of pain TAT

The three giants of Li Zong are now meeting for an unknown number of times in the living room of their home, but this is another rabbit and Fat Jiu, and now there is a cat, the scene is a bit spectacular.

But now it's not a matter of grandeur or grandeur, but that Meiduzi needs Tongzhong to explain about helping the leader find someone.

This matter is quite urgent, and it seems that Mori Ogai is particularly concerned, otherwise it would be impossible for Mori Ogai to be so generous when Mitsuko mentioned that he would bring Shuanghei and Odasaku.

As she spoke, she took out the silver hand letter that Senou Diplomacy gave her. With this thing, the members of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang can be said to be at will.

It seems that the leader was heartbroken by this fake Lolita called Shazi, otherwise how could he have used the Silver Hand to find such a non-human thing.

When he saw the things in Meiduzi's hands, the expression on Chuya's face became a little subtle, probably because he didn't expect that his leader would go to such great lengths for such a little girl.

But since it was the order issued by the other party, as subordinates, they should obey the order.

"Let's pack up our things tonight. According to the leader, we will leave for Waichang Village the day after tomorrow."

Mori Ogai got information that Sako was leading her men to the Outer Field Village, and if possible, she would wipe out all her men in the Outer Field Village first, and then bring Big Mom Loli back.

"I heard that these guys are not real humans and want to suck human blood."

As the founder of the theory of evolution, Darwin's cat suddenly turned his head and jumped over on catwalks, "Isn't it human? Sucking human blood? Are you sure you don't have porphyria?"

"Probably not. It is said that although this aunt Lolita looks the same as Lolita, it has actually been many years."

If it wasn't for the fact that the other party was so deceptive, the leader of their family would not have been deceived by the other party.

It's really cheating, it's really cheating.

"I think the leader must have paid a lot for this relationship, otherwise it would be impossible for him to still be so worried about this aunt loli after so many years."

"..."

Zhong also suddenly didn't feel like talking, and Darwin Meow next to him was already jumping a little bit angrily.

Although Darwin has a milder personality and is very friendly when dealing with others, even if he becomes a cold cat, it will not affect his original personality at all, but suddenly a creature that lives for a long time and sucks human blood suddenly appeared , he was very unhappy.

"Are you going to the outfield village the day after tomorrow?"

"Correct."

Unable to figure out why Darwin Meow would suddenly ask such a thing, Mei Duzi blinked, but the next second she suddenly realized something.

"Sir? Mr. Darwin? Do you mean..."

"Yes."

Darwin meowed and licked his front paws, "Tonight I will start tutoring about biology."

"..."

Very good, Meiduzi felt that her smile froze on her face at that moment.

She turned her head and looked at Chuya behind her, and found that the other party quickly took two steps back, looking like she was powerless, the key point was that he was really powerless.

The masters who were still together suddenly stopped chatting. Today, the new masters sat in front of Mei Duzi with serious expressions, "Time is running out, we can only hurry up."

"Even if I hurry up, I can't grow pea shooters in two nights!!"

Meiduzi is now short of performing what is called a storm cry on the spot, maybe she is unlucky, right?

Counting her fingers, she even felt that these two days were not enough, and it was very likely that going to Waichang Village would be used for crazy tutoring.

This night, Meiduzi saw the terrifying dominance of the theory of human evolution. Maybe this skill can turn a human into an ape-man directly after it is activated?

I'm sorry, this skill is really scary, and it seems that it can't be reversed. If you become an ape-man, you will really be an ape-man.

Hurting people did not hurt the body, it directly dealt a heavy blow to the soul, which was ruthless enough.

In the past, Meiduzi would try out her new skills when she was in the middle, but this is too scary for her to try it blindly.

"You are very talented in this area. If you work hard, you may grow a peashooter today."

"..."

Are you talking about high stem pea shooters or short stem pea shooters?

Green peashooter or yellow peashooter?

Plump pea shooter or wrinkled pea shooter?

There are so many types of pea shooters that she can grow. Count them carefully and then arrange and combine them. I feel that there are more types than one hand can count.

Mitsuko, who was spat out with peas all over her face, was completely enlightened, but she became even more enlightened when she saw the new identities that Mori Ogai had prepared for the four of them.

The Honesty of the Family · The Eldest Son · Oda Sakunosuke

IQ of the whole family · Eldest daughter · Mitsuko Oda

The Family's Conscience · Second Son · Oda Nakaya

as well as……

The Black Heart of the Family·Three Sons·Oda Osamu

"Well, why am I the only one with a black heart?"

After getting the script, Osamu Dazai expressed his dissatisfaction. Why did he get the black-hearted script? This is unfair, very unfair.

Meiduzi looked at the few people around, and finally tugged at her twin tails, "Don't you care, why do we all have the same surname as Oda?"

"It's probably more convenient like this, and it's not particularly conspicuous."

From Odasaku's point of view, both Mitoko and Chuya are now emerging in the leading struggle. If their surnames are used, the target may be larger.

It can be said that there are many flaws in the script of this character. The eldest male, the eldest daughter, and the third male all raised a point, and Zhong Ye looked left and right and suddenly found that he was the shortest among them.

Shortest?

What the fuck?

This is really too much, this is really too much!

Of the four children in the Oda family, why is only the second son so short?

why?

But no matter what, the script for this character has already been released, so he can only bite the bullet and continue on.

"So Odasaku is now a novelist, and needs to use his own manuscript fees to support our three younger brothers and sisters to go to school, and also feed rabbits, fat chirps, and cats at home, Odasaku, you are a miserable man! "

Miserable Oda: "..."

Could this be Mori Ogai's special hobby?This is too much ah?

Too much!

Mitsuko yelled that Oda Saku was too much, but the slightly upturned corners of her mouth completely exposed her true inner thoughts.

No, this guy is really miserable.

As the eldest son of the Oda family, Oda Saku sighed heavily, "Is everything packed? Tomorrow morning at seven o'clock we will leave for Outer Field Village."

"One car? I think there are too many things."

"There is a moving company's car..."

It can only be said that Mori Ogai prepared very well for them. Not only did he prepare a script for them, but he also arranged a house for them in Waichang Village. It can be said that he did not hesitate to catch the sand.

Mori Ogai is too miserable, even worse than Odasaku. Visually, he was probably cheated by the fake Lolita, the old lady Sazi, which caused this guy to be so bitter for decades.

Things like sand have several fatal weaknesses, one is piercing the heart, the other is cutting the head and the other is basking in the sun.

Prick the heart?

Everyone's heart is pierced, and it feels like they can be worn in a string!

"String your heart, my heart, a clover, a concentric circle?"

"..."

Mei Duzi downloaded this 90s Little Tigers song in addition to [Fox Spirit] in her mobile phone. If possible, she hopes to play this song when she enters the outfield village.

The four children of the Oda family + five rabbits + five fat chirps + two cats set off in a mighty way.

The original plan was to leave at [-]:[-] the next morning, and drive for about two hours to enter Waichang Village. However, due to unfamiliarity with the route and the fact that the eldest daughter, second son, and third son were on the road, they were arguing about which song to play on the car speakers. When he got up, Odasaku's head was a bit big.

So they circled a few times in the mountains, and circled a few more times, and the car broke down on the road halfway. As a result, it was completely dark in the area where they drove into Waichang Village.

The third son of the Oda family was very distressed when he saw his elder brother driving the car for so long, and expressed that he would drive a certain distance for the other party. Although he is not old enough, he is a man of ingenuity after all, and driving is no problem.

On the way, he also laughed at the other party whether he could drive, and Oda Misao directly replied, "Your legs are long, maybe you won't be able to drive in the future."

Meiduzi, who was stroking the cat, said, "There is no evidence for the suspected car!!!"

Fuck!What did she hear? !See what she heard? !

very good!After getting a new driver, they entered the village in a mighty way.

Here they come!Here they come!They came in a mighty car!

The strongest double black in Hong Kong and black is here!

Hong Kong and black have the highest IQ!

The most tragic scene in Hong Kong and black is Oda Saku!

"String your heart, my heart, a clover, and a concentric circle."

With such an angry BGM playing, they entered the village.

At this time, Waichang Village is holding a grand gathering. From Mei Duzi's point of view, the opposite side is very lively. It seems that a group of masked people are having a dance competition around the bonfire.

"Brother Odasaku, are they dancing? Didn't you say that the villagers in the outfield are simple and honest, why do they dance at night?"

"This is their deworming ritual."

As expected of Odasaku-san, you know everything.

Tsukio Oda, who was sitting in the back seat, raised his eyelids, "It's enough to use insecticide to repel insects, it's so troublesome."

Odasaku with a confused face: "???"

He suddenly couldn't understand it.

Accompanied by a loud noise, Oda Sano's lazy voice sounded, "I accidentally pushed a car that didn't look like a good person off the road."

"???"

Are you fucking hearse drifting?

The author has something to say:

Ha ha ha ha!LOL!