Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

rabbit nest

Opening the door, Mei Duzi saw what is called the Rabbit in Soup. The fur of the two rabbits became wet and stuck to the body, and when they met the big wet eyes, anyone who saw it would know Feeling pity.

Ah……

mercy?

That is absolutely impossible.

Meiduzi looked at the two rabbits with a bright smile, and waved at Nakaya who was patted on the chest by the rest of his life behind him, "Boil water and stew... wash the rabbits."

She almost said the phrase stewed rabbit, the word [stewed] was even said, and she swallowed it alive in the end.

She kindly came to teach her about physics, so it was too unreasonable to just stew like this.

After washing, the four rabbits formed a circle and exchanged greetings there, while Meiduzi sat cross-legged on the sofa and looked at the rabbits with a smile like a spring breeze.

Suddenly a coat fell from the sky and landed directly on her lap, which made the little girl startled for a moment. When she raised her head, she saw Zhongye standing aside with reddish ears, with his hands in his pockets and his eyes wandering around but not looking at her.

hey~

Meiduzi suddenly thought that she was wearing a nightdress now, and she was wearing pajamas and pajama pants before, so if she sat cross-legged, nothing would happen, but after all, she is wearing a skirt now, even if there are four people standing opposite Rabbit, but those are also the four great physics gods.

Thinking of this, the little girl smiled even more happily, but the smile on her face almost didn't collapse when those rabbits appeared again within sight.

The four rabbits were chatting and reminiscing about the past in that human appearance, which seemed very strange no matter how you looked at it.

After chatting for a few minutes, they finally realized that the person sitting on the sofa had been smiling at them for a long time.

The appearance of these rabbits is very characteristic, not to mention the Newton rabbit and the Cape rabbit. The fur on the head of this Einstein rabbit is a bit fried, and there is a neat mustache on the top of the three-petal mouth. If you stick out your tongue If so, that's Einstein's face.

As for Maxwell, his bald forehead was instantly recognizable.

If you can wear a small hat, it can cover the forehead.

Although I am very angry now, I still have to have proper etiquette, "Four Mr. Rabbits, I want to ask if there are any other Mr. Rabbits coming?"

In Meiduzi's subconscious mind, these physics giants came here as rabbits, and if they really came, they would come as rabbits, and it was agreed before that they were the Big Three, but now the Big Four are here, so she thinks that they may still come. A few more rabbits.

"Currently gone."

Hearing what the Einstein rabbit said, Mei Duzi was relieved, and she couldn't bear it if there were a few more.

Looking at Chuya at the side again, suddenly facing these four physics masters, his eyes have begun to slowly empty.

"Baa baa, hold on, it seems that there are only these four Mr. Rabbits! We will never make a rabbit's nest!"

"..."

Since two rabbits came here in one go, this was different from the Big Three expected before, so Meiduzi didn't have enough mats, so she had to use her skillful hands to sew a few mats overnight for Einstein. The rabbit went to sleep.

After all, these four great gods are all men, and it would be unreasonable to sleep in Meiduzi's room, so Chuya's room was requisitioned.

Zhong also looked at the four Mr. Rabbits nestled under his bed obediently, and there was some abnormality in his facial expression management system.

If I accidentally rolled down while falling asleep, could I push these Mr. Rabbits to the west again?

This kind of thinking only existed for a moment, and then he climbed onto the bed cautiously. Anyway, according to his intuition, these four great gods definitely can't understand him, after all, his supernatural ability is too anti-physical.

There were four great physics masters sleeping next to him, and Chuya's panting sound was much lower. He was not afraid, but respectful.

One person and four rabbits slept very comfortably on this thunderstorm night. Meiduzi lowered her head and stared at her nightdress for a few seconds, and finally changed back to her pajamas and pajamas. It is useless to wear them now.

Looking at the neatly folded little clothes beside her, Mei Duzi only felt a little headache.

The headache is not only that all the efforts today are in vain, but also that she needs to take four rabbits to work tomorrow.

When she brought Newton rabbits to work, she explained that there was no one to take care of the rabbits at home, so she brought them to work together, then it became two, and now it has four.

damn...

What's more terrible is not only this, but also Mr. Rabbit needs to be dressed, washed and... clean up the dishes every morning.

After becoming a rabbit, I can no longer take care of myself basically. The little paws of a rabbit are basically useless except for running and jumping.

Dressed up the four Mr. Rabbits, and Mitsuko even put a hat on Max Rabbit, a small version of Chuya's top hat.

Max Rabbit: "..."

I always feel like I'm being teased behind my back.

The two and four rabbits said goodbye at the gate of the Hong Kong and Black Office, and everyone went to work separately, but when he saw Mitsuko appearing in front of him with the four rabbits, Odasaku's heart collapsed.

While driving, he glanced at the four rabbits in small suits sitting obediently in the rear seat through the rearview mirror of the car, and even put on their seat belts obediently.

he? ? ?

The most important thing is that the rabbit looks very well-behaved, but its eyes are very sharp, the kind that feels like it can hit people in minutes.

Noticing that Oda Saku had secretly glanced back several times, Mitsuko felt that this guy seemed to be particularly interested in a few physics rabbits.

As of today, Mitsuko and Odasaku have been partners for more than a year. Since they are partners, they will give their backs to each other when they are in danger, so she has absolute trust in Odasaku.

"These four are actually masters of physics. They came here to help me improve my physics knowledge, so that I can use the theory in practice."

"???"

While Oda was stunned, the Einstein rabbit in the back row stretched out his rabbit paw and greeted the person in front, "Hi, I'm Einstein, I will trouble you for today's journey."

"!!!"

creak-

Accompanied by the sound of brakes, the car slammed on the road, and all the people in the car were tilted.

Fortunately, Odasaku is an old driver, the car just hit a drift and then drove safely on the road again, but looking at the trembling hands of the other party, Mitsuko felt that this guy's heart was still very broken.

"Odasaku? Odasaku, calm down, or let's stop the car first, anyway, there are not many tasks assigned today."

Today, the two of them just need to go to some stores under Hongkong and Heiwei for regular inspections, and just collect some protection fees by the way, so there is no need to be particularly anxious.

Meiduzi greeted Odasaku to park the car on the side of the emergency lane. If the other party is in the way he is now, I am afraid that the two people in the car and the rabbit will have to confess here.

Following the other party's arrangement, Oda Saku finally stopped the car, but seeing the slightly twitching corners of his mouth now, the little girl felt that this guy really almost collapsed.

"It's really a long story for a child without a mother. I have to tell you slowly about this kind of thing."

So Mitsuko spent about 10 minutes explaining the current situation of the four rabbits to Oda.

"In short, the thing is this Yazi. Now our family is settled by these four physics masters. They follow me mainly to guide my supernatural ability."

"Well, that's right. After all, your abilities are based entirely on physics."

Hearing what the other party said, Oda Saku understood what was going on. It was nothing to have four physics masters around, but the four of them kept staring at him with piercing eyes, which made him feel that he was not good enough. It was shot through by this line of sight at one point.

Looking back at the four Mr. Rabbits sitting in the back row, Mei Duzi twitched the corners of her mouth and sat back again. The eyes of these rabbits were so hot that even she couldn't bear it, let alone the collapse of the world view just now Odasaku.

She couldn't persuade those four to calm down their eyes, so she could only persuade Odasaku to relax, so she stretched out her hand and patted her partner on the shoulder.

"Don't think too much, after all, they are not of the same age as us, it must be very novel to see such cars and planes, you just bear the scorching eyes."

"It's ok."

Odasaku is really a good person, he can't bear this kind of gaze, and he can still talk to Mitsuko in the same tone as usual.

Oh well, this guy's psychological quality is really strong, he really deserves to be an old fritter of Hong Kong gangsters, and he can't compare to him in this respect.

After experiencing such a small episode, the two drove to inspect the stores under the banner of Gang Hei one by one. On the way, Meiduzi stayed in the store selling this kind of small clothes for a while, and finally decided to wait for a break to come and help a few Mr. Rabbit. Pick out new clothes.

After inspecting the store and collecting all the protection fees, the matter was completely over. The four physics rabbits sat in the back row bored and began to chat about various fields they are good at. I don’t know who brought up quantum mechanics, so they brought up general Rank.

As the Einstein rabbit who is researching in the same field as the other party, he stretched out his rabbit paw and scratched his chin very puzzled, his tone was a little low, "So I didn't see Planck this time, I thought Quantum The representative of mechanics will be him."

Mei Duzi, who was sitting in the front row, felt that something was wrong the more she listened, she turned her head and looked at Einstein Rabbit stiffly, trying to make her tone sound calmer, "Mr. Einstein, can I ask you a question? "

"Huh? Please tell me."

"Excuse me... what are you planning to instruct me this time?"

If possible, I really hope that it is different from what I think.

I don't know if it's her illusion, but I always feel that after she said this, Einstein Rabbit showed a special kind smile with his three-petal mouth, and then slowly spit out two words in English, "Atomic bomb."

"???"

Sorry to bother you!Why did such a cruel thing as the atomic bomb pop up all of a sudden!If she really threw an atomic bomb at the opponent during the fight, wouldn't the whole of Yokohama be leveled?

It's brutal, it's brutal!

Seeing the little girl's terrified expression, Einstein Rabbit answered her doubts very considerately and empathetically, "You can use this as your ultimate move."

"..."

If she let the government know that her ultimate move is to make an atomic bomb casually, it is estimated that the rest of her life will be spent in prison or in a laboratory.

Thinking of this, she felt a toothache. She glanced at Oda Tsukuru, who was still driving, and suddenly noticed that the corners of his eyes were twitching.

"Odasaku, do you also find it scary?"

"It's pretty scary."

See, even Odasaku finds it scary, and ordinary people must be so scared that they can't wait to return to the fertilized egg on the spot.

But it's not bad to think about it this way, she can create an atomic bomb shape to scare the opponent, for example, if you don't obey, she will directly blow you up or something.

Well, if it's just scary, then it's about the same.

The two of them happened to pass by a bar called Lupin on the way back. It was nothing at first, but Mitsuko noticed that Odasaku subconsciously glanced in that direction, so she raised her eyebrows, "Why, are you going to come over for a drink after get off work?"

Unexpectedly, the other party found out his thoughts, Odasaku raised the corners of his mouth and showed a faint smile, "Well, I'm going to have a drink with Dazai tonight."

"Have a drink? With Zhijiang?"

The expression on Mei Duzi's face was almost uncontrollable, "If I remember correctly, this guy is not yet 16 years old. Is it normal to drink alcohol?"

"..."

Odasaku almost didn't choke on this sentence, what could he say, he couldn't say that Chuya, who was sixteen years old, actually drank alcohol.

In the end, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I'm in Hong Kong, I have to drink."

"..."

Mei Duzi nodded, not knowing why, suddenly felt that what the other party said was quite reasonable.

...

……

.........

In front was Hong Kong Hei's office, but at the intersection, when the traffic light turned red, Odasaku stopped the car again.

The two of them kept staring at the ever-decreasing number of red seconds ahead, waiting for the red light to turn green, and at this moment, a rabbit that had been looking amazing popped up on the hood of the car.

If the appearance of Newton Rabbit caught Meiduzi's eyes, then this rabbit is definitely a leader in the rabbit world.

Mei Duzi didn't know who this rabbit was, but she was definitely a master, so she quickly jumped out of the car and opened the rear door to invite him in, "Please, please."

The three giants of physics that were agreed, now five of them have come, and they really think that their family is running a zoo.

Thinking of this, Meiduzi smiled, there are five rabbits~

Suddenly I want to hit someone.

"Planck? Why are you Yazi when you were young?"

The first four physics masters who came here all looked like they were in the late period, whether it was the mustache and afro of Einstein rabbit, or the brain gate of Max rabbit, these are their images in the middle and late stages, who knows Planck turned out to be the younger version.

Okay, quantum mechanics has come, and it feels like every field has come to perfection, and even a numb expression has appeared on Meiduzi's face.

Oh, who else?She was no longer surprised that any other rabbits were coming out.

Plank Rabbit climbed into the back seat and shook his head in a daze, "I don't know, but I was suddenly notified to come and teach her quantum mechanics, and then I packed my luggage and came over."

At this time, Mei Duzi noticed that the other party was carrying a small package on his back.

The little rabbit who has always been beautiful in the prosperous age is carrying a small burden, just walking on the road like this, no matter how you look at it, it can be said to be cute.

For the sake of the beauty of the other party, she didn't care about getting another rabbit.

Odasaku didn't speak the whole time, just quietly looked at the traffic light in front of him, and when it turned green, he kicked the accelerator and rushed out.

This world is so unreal.

The five rabbits in the back were already chatting, and while chatting, the Plank rabbit suddenly felt something was wrong, looked around at his four close friends, and frowned slightly, "Why do you all have clothes to wear and I don't?"

"..."

"Buy! I'll buy it for you right away!"

Meiduzi felt that she might become a creature called "Rabbit Slave".

Oh, she is such a miserable girl!

...

……

.........

Nakaya put his hands in his pockets and leaned against the wall next to the gate, waiting for Mitsuko to come back, but when he looked up, he saw Osamu Dazai swaying out from inside, and he entered the battle preparation stage from a very comfortable state in an instant.

Both of them are like cats whose hair has exploded, and you strangle me with each other. This has become a scene that Hong Kong and black personnel will see every day, and they even feel that this has become a landscape of Hong Kong and black.

Just when the two were childishly saying each other's nicknames, Mitsuko walked over with five rabbits and Oda Saku one after the other.

Almost in an instant, the people watching around became excited, look, look!The heroine is here!The heroine of this triangle has appeared!

The onlookers took out their mobile phones and began to say that they were shooting without blind spots. They must not miss this good scene. After all, it is not easy to get the three protagonists together.

Oh oh oh! !The heroine has already entered the scope of the Shura field!

Ignoring the scorching eyes of those around, Meiduzi took five rabbits and inserted them between the two people who were still in [Liu Wei Lue], "I said you two are not naive, what are you doing here, just fight .”

Really, she was already a little annoyed by watching this kind of scene where they had to fight each other every time they met, so she wanted to watch something different.

"..."

"..."

The two people who were about to pinch each other stopped after hearing this, and just snorted at each other.

Really, these two people are no different from childish children.

Afraid not to be a fool.

Mei Duzi didn't even know what to say to these two people, I'm afraid this wasn't a serious love and killing each other!

Osamu Dazai wanted to have a drink with Oda Saku, and he didn't really want to engage in such a nutritious little chat.

After finally sending the mackerel away, Chuya completely recovered to the original cutie, feeling that the person who was so irritable just now was not like him.

"Mackerel? You mean Zhijiang is mackerel? I think he's obviously a vixen."

Mitsuko didn't understand why Zhong also called Dazai Osamu mackerel until the end. She was asking the other party's reason, but the fifth rabbit attracted her attention.

"Why is there another rabbit? Still carrying a small package?"

"Well, this is the representative of quantum mechanics, Mr. Planck."

"..."

Zhong also opened his mouth and winked at Meiduzi, he wanted to ask how many more rabbits could come to the other party's house, if it went on like this, it would really become a rabbit's nest.

Glancing at the five physics rabbits who were still exchanging emotions, the little girl twitched her lips.

"It should be over. After all, I feel that almost every field has come, so there is no one who can come again."

As if aware that the eyes of the two people were focused on him, the Planck rabbit carrying a small backpack first moved its two long ears, then turned around suddenly and looked at Zhongya, "Hello .”

"Ah, hello."

Zhong also seemed a little flattered when the other party spoke to him suddenly. After all, it was not easy to see a physics master who was very friendly to him.

"You are Zhongye in the Central Plains? That unreasonable barbarian spit?"

"..."

Very good, after hearing what the other party said, Zhong also felt that something was wrong, and sure enough, he saw the other party sighed heavily in the next second.

etc!Why sigh!Why did you suddenly sigh!What happened? !

There is no conflict between quantum mechanics and whether he is a barbarian or not? !

There should be no conflict, right?

Zhong can also be said to be confused, not only him, but also Meiduzi. It seems that people who are anti-physics are destined not to get along well with the master of physics, but we are all living together under the same roof. Think about the days of living together in the future I just feel a little headache.

More headaches are yet to come. For example, the five rabbits are going to sleep in the same room as Zhongye. Looking at the extra cushion under the bed, Zhongye almost burst into tears like a storm.

"Meduko, are you sure there won't be any more Mr. Rabbit?"

"Well, probably not."

She purposely compared her abilities with the fields that the great physics masters are good at, and she felt that there should be no more people coming, and if she came again, she would really not be able to learn.

The atomic bomb and quantum mechanics sounded awesome, and she didn't even dare to imagine how lethal it would be.

With Meiduzi's guarantee, Chuya breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone's life has returned to the right track from today. When the rest of the family came back and found that there were many more physical rabbits, they all fell silent.

Forget it, just raise five rabbits, anyway, you won't waste much food, and you can improve your physics knowledge by the way.

It seems that everything is going in a good direction, but Mei Duzi can only look at the nightdress in the closet and sigh every day.

The rainy season is coming to an end soon, and it seems that there is no way to implement my plan at all.

She gave up on herself and changed into the nightgown with the big yellow duck on it, and then walked out of the room carelessly, just in time to see Chuya sitting on the sofa drinking water.

"Yo, Chuya, what TV are you watching?"

"puff!"

She just said hello, but in the end, this guy performed what is called spraying water on the spot.

"What's wrong with you, what water are you spraying?"

"It's nothing."

nothing?

The roots of the ears suddenly turned red, how could it be nothing.

Mei Duzi lowered her head to look at the nightdress she was wearing, and felt that she was showing nothing, and there was nothing strange about it. How did this guy become like this?

Kind of weird indeed.

Thinking of this, Meiduzi slowly raised the corners of her mouth and finally sat directly next to Chuya. When she sat down, the other party seemed to be frightened, and quickly jumped up to escape the scene, but was directly attracted by Meiduzi's universal gravitational force. .

"Let's watch TV together, why are you running?"

"..."

The two of them sat side by side, although Chuya was calm on the surface, but he panicked a lot in his heart, he felt that the other party was too close to him.

knock knock --

Originally, the atmosphere between the two was a bit delicate, but suddenly they heard a sound coming from outside the window, which made the two feel alert, and they all looked out the window vigilantly.

Oh, it turned out to be a fat chirp, probably because it was raining outside and wanted to shelter from the rain on the window sill.

Mei Duzi looked at Fat Chirp a little pitifully and opened the window, "Jiu Chiu~ Chiu Chiu~"

She teased him like a bird chirping, but she saw Fat Chirp jumping into the window fearlessly.

"I'm Mendeleev."

"..."

Mitsuko's expression was numb at the time, and she threw the Feijiu in her hand to Chuya next to her as if frightened.

"Fuck! Mendeleev! Why did the chemical periodic table come?!"

Fat Mendeleev Chirp who was thrown away by a slap: "???"

The author has something to say:

Thought it was only rabbits?Oh, it’s so naive, thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~