Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

In the eyes of Zaizhong, the clothes of Osamu Dazai can be said to have experienced many vicissitudes of life. After going back and forth like this for a few times, he even couldn't bear to look at it any longer.

But even if he couldn't bear to watch, he still wanted to drag his little friend away, this guy was almost addicted to playing, if he didn't drag her, he would probably spend the whole night here with Osamu Dazai.

"Mitsuko, forget it."

Nakaya patted the other party's shoulder to indicate that the matter could be over now, but Mitsuko stared at the clothes that Osamu Dazai had dried again for more than ten seconds, and finally chose to give up.

She took out the ashes Gaier from her backpack, and she patted her very kindly, with her signature smile still on her face, "Gaier, Gail, have you seen that this man is the biggest bug, he actually forcibly Don't accept my Newton's laws."

The ashes cover seemed to think about what she said, and finally spun and jumped with extreme displeasure, and slapped directly on Dazai Osamu, as if to vent that bad breath, who told this person not to abide by the laws of physics and is still here wave.

Osamu Dazai was also aggrieved after being photographed for a while, seeing the other person's appearance, Meiduzi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Zhijiang, it's useless to cry, even if you really cry, neither I nor Zhong will feel sorry , but if Chuya cries, I will feel bad."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, showing a weird smile, "Then I'll make Chuya cry now?"

"Wow! Your lines are really terrible, and it is easy to cause misunderstandings for others. Zhichan, you should shut up."

"Hmmmm~"

Zhong Ye, who watched the whole process: "..."

Baa baa felt bitter, but baa baa didn't say anything.

The matter of Osamu Dazai has been completely resolved, and Meiduzi doesn't want to talk nonsense with each other anymore. Anyway, the status of the two of them in Hong Kong is a bit different, and it is a bit difficult to meet often. When she thinks of this, she feels better. More than a little or two .

She quickly waved her hand at the other party, with a very disgusted expression on her face, "For a person like you, you should find someone to punish you severely."

Although it is true to say so, judging from the current situation, there is no one who can control Dazai's anger.

"The so-called fighting poison with poison, Chuya, I think maybe as long as he is a little more sloppy than Osamu Dazai, he will definitely be able to catch him."

"..."

"I've even made him a poem."

"..."

Chuya suddenly wanted to tell Mitsuko to let Osamu Dazai go, but he didn't say it because some people had already started to recite that very weird poem.

"The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, and each generation is more wavering than the next generation. If you want to ask whether Zhijiang is wavering, no one in the world is more wavering than him!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Nakaya let out a frenzied laugh about this flamboyant seven-character quatrain, and he got into trouble with Meiduzi, so I can only say that Osamu Dazai is a miserable man

"Ah Choo! Ah Choo!!"

Osamu Dazai, who has experienced at least ten cycles of dry and wet cycles, sneezed. He felt that he might have caught a cold from being soaked in water like this, and he didn't think about someone writing poems for him at all.

On the other side, Meiduzi also smiled like this when she saw it, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth, "It's not bad to replace Zhijiang with Chuya sauce, what do you think?"

"..."

Chuya's laughter stopped abruptly, and Mitsuko saw a strong rejection from his expression.

Alas--

It's so sad that she turned her down.

Glancing at Chuya, who was soaking wet from entering the water, Mitsuko wanted to take off her suit jacket and put it on the other party. She even undid a button, but suddenly thought that if a person is soaked in water, Putting another piece of clothing on the other party from time to time, it does not have the effect of keeping warm, and it will only make people feel more uncomfortable.

I really don’t know how the heroine in the TV series is able to wear the clothes of the heroine while drenched all over her body, laughing all the time, no, smiling all over her face, not panicking?

Thinking of this, she still put her clothes on Zhongye, "It's windy today, don't catch a cold."

As soon as he finished speaking, a small cool wind blew in his face, which made him shiver several times. Every time he shivered, he would curse Dazai in his heart that he should have a fever of 40 degrees the next day.

Day 2 of Zhijiang & chuya sauce falling into the water

Some strange words began to spread between Hong Kong and black with a lightning speed.

At the beginning, it was only "Chuya and Osamu Dazai caught a cold at the same time", and then it became "Two people fell into the water at the same time, and now they catch a cold together", and then "It is said that Mr. Dazai wanted to commit suicide, and Mr. Nakaya fell into the water to save the other party. cold".

Really, the situation is correct until now, but the wind direction changed on the second day, and it can be said that the mountain road has eighteen bends.

"Did you know! It turned out that Mr. Dazai and Mr. Chuya were rivals in love. As a result, the woman had a good impression of Mr. Chuya. Mr. Dazai was too sad and chose to commit suicide by diving, and Mr. Nakaya, the former rival in love, let go of the relationship between the two. Contradictions, also fell into the water to save the other party!"

"..."

Meiduzi held the milk in his hand for a long time and didn't realize what was going on. What the colleague said above felt weird.

This said that Osamu Dazai seemed to be an innocent boy with a love brain, and Zhong was also a good boy who acted bravely. To be honest, she agreed with the latter one very much, and as for the former one, it was really laughable.

The kind that she can laugh straight to the sky.

Today, the boss held a meeting for these low-level people, so a group of people got together and started gossiping. What Mei Duzi couldn't understand was that a group of men could gossip.

The little girl grinned and looked at Oda Tsukuru, who was just about to ask the other party if he believed Osamu Dazai was a pure boy, when the two gossiping male colleagues started to go off topic.

"I heard that this girl is from Hong Kong."

"!!!"

As a person present at the time, Mei Duzi suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"I heard it's called Jinbao Mitsuko."

"puff!!"

It wasn't Mitsuko who sprayed out, but Odasaku who looked honest and honest. I didn't expect this guy to look so honest just now, and he has been listening to gossip with his ears open since the beginning.

Too much.

This is more than excessive, this f*ck is a collapse of the human design!

"Partner? What's wrong with you, partner? Is the curry bad? Or is it not spicy anymore?"

Why can't you keep your mouth shut?

Mei Duzi didn't say the last sentence, but expressed her truest inner thoughts with a look.

"Nothing, I'm fine, the curry is delicious and spicy."

"Oh, man."

"..."

This meeting is mainly to summarize everyone's recent performance, and to select outstanding employees by the way.

Excellent staff?

Unexpectedly, Hong Kong Black would have such a management system as other companies in Japan. Meiduzi was taken aback for a moment, and then listened to the boss start talking about the performance of each group.

For a moment, she felt as if she had joined a very serious company and rewarded outstanding employees with big red flowers.

It is really the kind of big red flower worn on the chest, and I feel that my whole body will be sublimated after wearing it.

Because Meiduzi had been working very hard before, this excellent employee finally fell on their team.

When the person above said Meiduzi's name, the person below who was still talking suddenly fell silent, and everyone craned their necks to see the legendary heroine.

"..."

Mei Duzi never thought that she would be famous in Hong Kong and black in this way, what is wrong with the way the heroine of the love triangle becomes famous.

Stretching out her hand to protect her face, the little girl didn't want to go on stage to wear the big red flower, so she tugged at the corner of her good partner's clothes, and Mei Duzi tugged at the corner of her mouth.

"Friend, my good friend, if you go up later and wear two big red flowers on your own, forget it. I really don't want to go up. Otherwise, I'll treat you to curry."

Since you are asking others for help, you must do what you like. When you think of Odasaku, a man with a boring life, the only pleasure is probably eating curry.

"Okay, I'll go up for you."

So in the gossipy eyes of everyone, Odasaku stepped onto the stage like a good old man, wearing two big red flowers on his chest. To be honest, the position of the big red flowers is really embarrassing.

Covering her face silently again, Mei Duzi suddenly felt very sorry for her partner, and she had to bear everyone's attention for herself.

It is impossible to explain, and this kind of thing absolutely cannot be explained, otherwise it will easily become darker and darker.

The only hope now is that everyone will gradually forget about these things in a few days, and not mention them again in a few days.

but……

Dazai Osamu and Chuya have always belonged to that kind of incompatible state, as long as they meet each other, they will definitely pinch each other, but as soon as they pinch, the people next to them will immediately look at them with gossiping eyes.

This love triangle is solid.

But there seems to be something wrong with the heroine. People don't think the heroine is the white lotus baa-baa sheep, but the Shenbao Mitsuko who can't see the end of the dragon.

"Fuck him, the dragon can't see the end."

Hearing rumors, Meiduzi's head is about to grow up, the key is that this can't bring in his good partner Odasaku.

Do you want the other party to wear the big red flower next time?

"You could try putting a mask on your face or something."

The honest man Odasaku can be said to be very kind to help out with ideas, but it is a bit nondescript when it comes to Mitsuko.

Twin ponytails are standard equipment for a cute girl, and it was weird to put them on the 1.7-meter-tall Meiduzi, but now there is another cool mask.

"..."

At this moment Odasaku didn't know what to say.

The 1.7-meter-tall Meiduzi, wearing a pair of ponytails and wearing a leather jacket and pants, rode a big black motorcycle and stopped at the gate of the Hong Kong Black Office, winking at Zhong Ye who was waiting there.

"Hey! Handsome guy!"

"???Who are you?"

"..."