[Comprehensive] Gudazi's Bizarre Adventure

"Hey Jotaro, don't just watch, come and help!" I don't know if he was punished for turning a blind eye to the boy's pure appeal for help. The horse, to be precise, is the horse of the companion brought back by Jonathan, "Wow, don't, don't lick it! Damn it! Slimy woo--"

Ignoring the rider's restraint, the Appaloosa who surrounded Tachika with drool all over her face gave her a friendly grunt, and continued to try to add moisture to Tatsuka's head with his tongue.And the brown horse next to it, it seems that the breed should be an Australian stallion, he finally stopped when the owner stopped him, and stood aside, looking helplessly at Lixiang's orange head. There is longing in it.

"SlowDancer, stop! Hey!" Pulling the rein several times, he watched his horse almost take the other's head in with horror. This horse is relatively old for a racehorse, with beautiful spots on its limbs and back The Appaloosa finally stopped after snorting at his rider.

"Haha, I seem to have taken a fancy to the little girl's carrot-like hair color. Hearing what this Jonathan Joestar said, I thought there were some people here. Isn't there a cute little girl here?" It’s a girl’s.” The man wearing a cowboy hat and dressed in a cowboy style said with a smile, and Li Xiang seemed to see a flash of golden light through the gap in his mouth.

On the other side, the young man who looks younger and is between a teenager and a young man is wearing a soft hat with stars pattern all over it. He is talking about these things with his horse now, and the other party disagrees. humming.

Li Xiang always felt that she might be targeted by this Appaloosa: "My name is Jello Zeppelin, and the person next to me is Jonny Joestar. Let us do the same for this matter." Added a kick. After all, the sacred remains originally came from our world, and we were still fighting with the subordinates of a certain president in a [-]-kilometer horse race for this thing, and now we have run to it Another world. Destiny is such an incredible thing, I'm already dead."

You can't just stare at me just because your hair color looks like a carrot!I don't want to be bald yet, damn it!Hearing what the cowboy said, Tachika subconsciously stroked her hair but found a hand full of saliva, showing an indescribable expression.But when he heard the self-introduction from the other side, Tachika, who has a good family education, responded reflexively: "Ah, my name is Fujimaru Tachika, hello——wait, is this the occasion to say this?! Jousuke, yes Would you like to borrow your bathroom for a while? It really makes people unable to stay outside, it's too indecent."

"Ah, oh, okay." I was taken aback by the rare fierce expression of this young lady who was always smiling, and forgot that the other party threw herself to the duo of Babu Manga just now. Subconsciously led the other party on the way home - and then he realized, how should he explain this to his mother at home!Bringing a girl of the same age home and letting her take a shower in the bathroom, how terrible is this scene!

"Then, I'll go for a while and come back. Welcome, Gero and Johnny. From today onwards, we are partners with a common goal." Although this serious face is very convincing, it is full of saliva Afterwards, it became a little funny instead, making Jie Luo, who had always had a strange laugh, laugh without warning.

Hearing the laughter behind him, Tachika walked faster and faster, and Jousuke, who was supposed to lead the way in front of him, also turned into a posture of being dragged by her. After calling her several times to no avail, Jousuke stopped. .

"Ah, Tachika, that, I want to say, uh, you're going in the wrong direction, that fork in the road just now had to turn crooked." Seeing the other party's red earlobe, Jousuke also lowered his volume for some reason, the last sentence The words are almost inaudible.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[-]For a while, she said that other people's hair is like carrots, and for a while, she laughed at her face that was licked by a horse!The jump in the middle is too big!But thinking of Johnny who should have been with him for a long time and hadn't had time to say a few words, Lixiang found himself calmed down a lot.Because this person looks quite normal, I am afraid that he should have been crying (fog) by this popularity before.

Not knowing the truth of their guess, under the guidance of Jousuke, they quickly stood in front of the door with the "Oriental" nameplate.

"Ah, what's the matter? Jousuke, you can't be the brat bullying the girls, right?!" Wait, mom, why are you pulling my ears because this is still an interrogative sentence? ?The bitter Jousuke didn't dare to resist the top of the family's food chain, so he could only rack his brains to think of excuses while his ears were being pulled so painfully, and the facial features on his face were all wrinkled with pain and distress.

"Ah, hello, Auntie, I'm Fujimaru Tachika, a friend of Jousuke. Because I had an accident just after arriving here today, Jousuke suggested that I come to your house to bother you. After all, it's a bit awkward to walk outside like this." Excuse me." Finally, Tatsuka came back to reality from his thoughts and saved Jousuke's ear.Tomoko seemed to be very rare about Josuke, a rare female friend, and welcomed her into the house with a gentle smile as if nothing happened, and complained why Josuke didn't tell her earlier.

"..." I want to say it, but you have to give me this chance... Also, why is your attitude towards me so different from that towards Lixiang? Am I really your own?

He stared dumbfounded at his mother's series of operations. After Lixiang was stuffed into the bathroom by the other party, he didn't come back to his senses. He was slapped hard by his mother on the back and made him doubt his life. Jousuke thought, it's just that genders are treated differently So different, why am I a son?Then he backed away in fright from the magnified face in front of him: "Mom, what are you doing! This is very bad for the heart!"

"Oh——then you also tell me the truth, brat, why did you bring Lixiang here when you have never brought a girl home before? Friend? I don't believe it. Tell me, what's going on? Look at her The uniform on her body is not from the school in this town." Tomoko folded her arms around her chest, showing suspicious eyes, which made Josuke, who was already a little guilty of this excuse, sweat even more.

I think that although Dongfang Jousuke is a bad boy, he has never been able to raise his head in front of his mother Tomoko Dongfang, because the other party is really a very straightforward and neat woman, and she never relents when it is time to clean up.Jousuke subconsciously developed a habit that only his mother could never resist since he was a child.

"So? Could it be the little girlfriend you met in the next town?"

"No, no, no, no, only this is absolutely impossible! That's why I said we are friends, and she also said just now that she is here to travel, and there is no one who got drenched all over her face when she arrived today So I brought her here." If Mr. Jotaro and the others heard this sentence, then he might have to meet Platinum Star's Ola Ola in the next second.From the perspective of the situation, it might even be an emerald splash and a silver chariot or something, ah, it's scary-Jousuke who wanted to look around and remembered that Jotaro and the others were not nearby was relieved.I have to say that sometimes this guy is really sensitive and scary in certain aspects, although he still doesn't know why he feels that he might be killed by Euler.

"Forget it, you shouldn't be lying when you look so flustered. You'll pass this time. But if you have a girlfriend, at least take it home and let me see it. It's not good to hide it."

"Well, if there is one, I will bring it back." Although there is nowhere.

If you think about it carefully, Lixiang is really a very cute girl. Although Jousuke thinks that he gets along well with the girls in school, he always feels that there is still some distance between them.Is it because of the element of a stand-in... But like Yukako Yamagishi, he can't do it at all. It's a shame that Koichi can bear to be liked by someone with this personality.Thinking of Yu Hanako's gloomy expression when Koichi wasn't there, Jousuke felt that he was really unlucky.

On the other hand, Lixiang is a person who can turn the atmosphere into a clear state at any time. It seems that she has an aura that turns people into enemies. She was conquered by her fan-like tolerance and personality charm.The most important thing is that she seems to be able to answer any topic, which is what Jousuke admires the most.

Lixiang always said that she was an ordinary person, but she was able to talk about the Italian Mafia with Giorno and the others without hindrance, discuss marine life with Jotaro, and even martial arts such as swordsmanship. She is very proficient .While perhaps not as proficient as someone who has dedicated their attention to these aspects, it is possible to have an unimpeded conversation.Even the fashion and shoes of different eras can get in a few sentences when they chat.

I really don't know what kind of environment can make a person like Lixiang.

"Thank you very much this time, otherwise I would have to run to the next time point with drool all over my face. Although I can go to Duwang Hotel to solve it, it seems a bit wasteful. But your mother is really enthusiastic People, I must be very happy to live with her." On the way back, Lixiang bent the corners of her eyes, thanked Jousuke with a smile, and was washed comfortably by the helplessness of being slobbered by the two horses. It has completely dissipated after taking a hot bath.

Only then did Jousuke wake up, and realized that he had thought so much about Lixiang at some point in time, a touch of red crept up behind his ear quietly, and was not noticed by anyone under the gradually darkening sky.

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"No, it's nothing, um, you're welcome. Well, let's go back to Mr. Jotaro as soon as possible." The other party is from the same generation as Mr. Jotaro, what the hell am I thinking!Looking at the puzzled expression of the other party's head tilted, is it really okay to think that the other party is a little cute?Jousuke turned his head back and took another step forward. It is useless to think about it now. He should first consider how to solve the incident. It is his duty to protect his mother and this small town.After all, this is a promise made with the deceased grandfather.

The author has something to say: Well, this chapter is about Jonny and Lao Xie

The two horses, and Jousuke's home field hhh

The next chapter should be to beat the priest

Although I haven't figured out how to deal with him (x

There is actually a plan, but if it doesn’t work, let’s force it to explain (bushiPS: The author who will start to get busy tomorrow has to update orz the next day. It’s a good day to update. I’m really sorry qwq (Doxiaza and why the little angel Their comments are down again (whisper

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PPS: I almost died after checking the breed of Lao Xie’s horse. It’s true (I haven’t seen it for a long time and I’m about to forget it (x thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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