[Comprehensive] Gudazi's Bizarre Adventure

——As long as brothers are united, there is nothing we cannot do!

Oingo and Boingo are a pair of brothers who have a good relationship. Their next adventure is

"Brother, brother, this is, for the first time, something like this has happened..." Boingo's face was a little blue, and his fingers tremblingly pointed to the pages where the new manga appeared.Most of the place there was occupied by darkness, "How, how is it possible... My Thoth should be, it is like this..."

"What? Let me take a look!" Taking the comic book, Oyingo carefully read it several times, and then returned the book to Boingo, "Oh brother, have you noticed that you can't read it? Part of it is where the woman named Fujimaru Tatsuka exists. Look, where Jotaro and the others appear alone is still a good place. That is to say—"

"Just, just lure Fujimaru Tachika away, and it will be our victory. Hehe, hehehehehehehehe—" Boingo let out a sharp laugh, and he was captured by Oyingo Putting it on their shoulders, the two of them walked up the street of Aswan with their heads held high, "It depends on this, brother, you have a substitute."

"Of course, don't look at who I am, your brother! I have the god Knum, the god of creation, and I can become any creature I want to change!"

——Ah, I see, it's the disgusting Jotaro and his party. They seem to be planning to take a rest.

"Ah, miss over there, you look really good. How are you? Are you interested in taking a look at the cosmetics in this store?" Ou Yingo, who turned into a clerk in a famous brand cosmetics store in a suit and leather shoes, stopped Li Xiang, " Think about it, you are so beautiful without makeup, if you put on makeup, you will definitely be able to capture the heart of a man ~ how about it?"

"Ahaha...Sorry, it's not convenient for us to buy such things at this time, and I'm not used to makeup. Sorry, sir." After saying this sentence with apology, Brother Oyin just I can watch Fujimaru Tachika return to the team and walk further and further away with several people.

"Brother, this is, this is not acceptable. It seems that Fujimaru Tachika is not interested in jewelry or anything." Boingo leaned on the corner of the wall with only one head exposed, and looked at his whole body after failing in front of his younger brother. Ouying, who was all stiff and happy, suggested, "Then, then, arouse her sympathy. In this way, we can successfully lure her away and solve it."

Brother Oying suddenly realized, he showed a confident smile, and pulled his brother out from behind the wall: "Then, we have to find a coffee shop now, of course it must be as broken as possible. Brother, you cooperated."

——The brothers Oingo and Boingo found a cafe that was about to close down in the corner of the city, knocked out the shopkeeper inside, and swept the cash register—ah, it’s only a little bit, but they still made a profit !

Following the prophecy shown in the comics, the two successfully completed the preparations and threw the vicious-looking but defenseless boss into the storage room. Oyingo transformed into a weak and slender young woman.Because he had enough time, he also went to buy a whole set of old clothes to be ready.

"Brother, do you think this is okay?"

"Hee hee hee hee, wait like this, it must be, no problem."

"Then you go out with me later."

"Hey, wait, wait, brother, I, I'm not good at dealing with people—" Boingo thought that this battle should be completed by using the prophecy in his book and Oyingo's mobility , Although this ability is as useless as a malfunction when encountering Fujimaru Tachika, it is still very useful for certain aspects, such as finding this cafe.He didn't expect that he would also have to face that group of vicious Stardust Fighters.

"Ah—that's not what it means. You will stand behind me and put on a show, no, you just need to stand behind me, and I will do the rest for you!" It's against the law to make a heroic gesture of patting the chest, Oingo and the others embarked on the road to find Jotaro and the others with great ambition.

"Sure enough, there are so many cafes in this city, just find one to relax. After so many days of tiredness, there is still time to sit down and have a drink." From the observation behind, the group The man was about to find a coffee shop for a break, and the silver-haired electric stud had already thrown a cigarette to make a decision.But it doesn't matter, the target of Oyingo and Boingo is only Tachika Fujimaru.

Pretending to be weak and helpless, I stepped forward to talk, and as a woman, I can make people let go of their guard, I am so genius!Thinking of this in his heart, Oyingo and Boyingo who was hiding behind him stepped forward and stopped Lixiang: "That, that. Miss, are you a tourist visiting this city?"

"Ah, um, you can say that, may I ask what's the matter with this lady?" Looking at Boingo behind him, Fujimaru Tachika replied without any doubt.

Great, hooked!He was secretly excited to praise his acting skills, but on the surface he showed a little bit of embarrassment, Ou Yingge continued his efforts: "Well, it's like this, our store is holding a female-only event, but because there are no customers, let's go on like this, go on like this It’s about to close down, if this continues, this child and I will have to be displaced... So, although this is very cheeky, can you please... woo woo woo..."

"Hey, don't cry! Well, Mr. Joestar...how about I go with them? It's just an event for women, so why don't you...separate actions?" Although feeling a certain It's a subtle thing, but Fujimaru Tachika still can't leave people in trouble alone. Even if they are said to be hypocritical, it's good if they can give them a little help.

"Lixiang, it's too dangerous to separate at this time, and you know your current situation, we can't let you act alone." Joseph said almost sternly.

"Then Kakyoin and I will follow. Old man, you and Abdel can go to the store chosen by Polnareff over there." Jotaro looked at Oingo and told him There is a feeling of being seen through, and cold sweats are about to come out, "Isn't it said that it is about to go bankrupt, so activities like this don't matter, shouldn't two more people spend money? Shouldn't it be happy? Or do you have another purpose? "

"No, no, no, we have absolutely no such intentions, so please invite the three of you to come with us..." Damn, if you refuse at this time, you will definitely be found out to be wrong, and now you can only adapt to the situation.But to get rid of the three of them at once, not to mention the highlighted Jotaro Kujo--thinking about it, it's not bad luck?

"Wait Jotaro, is it really okay for you to do this? How about we go there together—" Before Polnareff could finish his sentence, Iggy climbed up on his head and bit his hair, he was fighting with the dog Immediately, he lost his worry about others, and got into a ball with Yi Qi.

See, even God is helping me.The self-inflated Oyingo brought his little tail, Boyingo, and Lixiang to the dusty cafe.

"It seems that it is true that it is about to close down..." Li Xiang looked at the wooden signboard outside which was in danger of being blown off by the wind at any time, and had some doubts about how the store was going to operate.

"So, what would you like to drink? This is the menu."

"A cup of black tea is fine for me." Li Xiang glanced at the menu, and found that besides black tea, there were some things with strange names, so he could only order black tea.

"me too."

"Same as above."

"Then it's three cups of black tea, right? I see, please wait a moment—" Withdrew to the back kitchen, Oyingo urged Boingo to take out the prophecy manga, and asked expectantly, "Why? So, does the new page number return to normal?"

"...Still not. However, it is written that my brother is poisoned in the black tea. The later ones have not appeared yet." Boyingo shook his head.

"Poisoning—why didn't I think of it! Poisoning is indeed a good method, and it can be solved in one go, that's it! Then Brother Boing, help me to watch their movements, and I'll go soak black tea!"

Nodding, Boingo looked out from the kitchen door.

"Hey, while waiting for the black tea, Lixiang, would you like to see Jotaro's special skills?" Kakyoin showed a narrow smile, "It will definitely surprise you."

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"Kakyoin, are you sure you want me to do that?"

"What, is it because you were lucky, Jotaro, that you were able to do it last time?"

"Hey wait, what are you talking about?" Lixiang looked back and forth from left to right, and tilted his head for some unknown reason.

"Hmph, since Kakyoin you've talked about this, let's do it, that." Jotaro put his hands in his pockets, took out the cigarette case, took out ten cigarettes from the inside, lit them, and held them between his mouth. live.

Lixiang looked at the store and was relieved after confirming that there was no "no smoking" slogan posted, and said with a little complaint: "Jotaro, why do you smoke so much in one breath? You are not yet an adult, right? So where did the smoke come from?"

"Ah, no, Tachika, you should watch it. JOJO won't smoke ten cigarettes at once." Kakyoin signaled Tachika to look at Jotaro, and he pointed his mouth at this in Tatsuka's surprised expression. He poured all ten cigarettes into his mouth and swallowed them, his expression didn't waver in the process.

Kakyoin was the first to applaud, and Li Xiang, who was still a little dazed, followed suit.The time for a smoking show passed, and Oyingo's black tea was ready.Boingo gestured OK to his brother, indicating that the three of them hadn't made any strange movements during this period. Oyingo smiled back and came to the place where Jotaro and the others were sitting with a black tea.

But just as they were about to pick up their teacups and drink in, the door of the cafe was opened roughly, and a few menacing men who looked like they were not good people walked in.

"Hey, where is the shop owner! You haven't paid this month's rent yet! Hurry up and come out to me—huh? Since when does this shop have the money to hire such shop assistants? It seems that there is still a lot of surplus! Hey, where is your boss, call him out now!" The leader pulled Oyingo, yelling for the person in charge to come out to meet him.

"The owner, he's gone out now... I'm sorry, but we still have customers, can you please..." Damn, why come to collect debts at this time!Oyingo glanced at Boyingo, and seeing his flustered eyes as he looked at the comics, he knew that it didn't work this time either.Sure enough, Lixiang and the others put down their urge to drink tea and stepped forward to persuade this group of people who came to collect money, and with Fujimaru Lixiang's eloquence, they naturally coaxed them comfortably, and calmly treated the people The matter was resolved.

"Hmph, for the sake of the customers in your store, I'll let you off this time, and I'll see the owner when I come next time!" Not forgetting to say harsh words when leaving, the leader slammed The door closed with a loud bang.

"I'm really sorry to let you see this scene..."

"No, it's okay, but it's time for us to go back to the round now, so we won't drink the tea, and you don't need to look for the money on the table, so please take care." Li Xiang nodded to Ouying, and Cheng Cheng Taro and the others stood up and walked out.

The two brothers who failed twice in a row couldn't help but feel a little downcast, and Brother Boing stared in horror at the next page of comics: "Brother, hurry up, let's go, or the owner will wake up... "

"Uh, it seems that it's already, it's too late—" A shadow enveloped the two brothers, and the owner of the cafe's already ferocious face coupled with the expression he was wearing at this time made them hug each other and tremble.

"It's just you two guys who knocked me out and took the money from the counter?! Ha - what a guts, you still stay here and don't leave, I'm really underestimated -"

No one noticed that in the previously blacked-out place of the fallen comic book, a creature with a bed sheet and an intelligent gaze appeared.

Really, who doesn't know the relationship between the god Thoth and Osiris, the father of Horus.The creature seemed to say so, and after jumping out of the screen, it burrowed into the hole that appeared out of nowhere on the ground, hiding its figure.

——Oyingo and Boyingo, brothers who are very close to each other, were honorably wounded and entered the hospital under the beating of the shop owner. The brother's injury is a bit serious. It seems that he will not be able to recover if he does not lie down for ten and a half months Here it comes.As for Jotaro and the others, they lost two more enemies without knowing it. It is really gratifying, gratifying to congratulate.

The author has something to say: this is the occasion for the brothers

Jotaro really swallowed cigarettes (bushi

And the one who appeared at the end should be discovered by everyone hahhh

Today I went to check the relationship between several Egyptian gods

This relationship network is too big, so I will write it casually (x

How could Tachika who prophesied that this kind of thing has a blessing be read? hhhh yes, you can guess that in the next chapter you will fight Anubis’s servant yoooo is a saber, that’s for sure hhh

And not a popular follower

Come on, place your bets——(x

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