Pretending to be an online dating is to give birth to cubs!

When Jin and Xi came back from the laboratory, they smelled a strong smell of omega pheromone as soon as they opened the door.

In addition to the smell of pheromones, there were some dissonant sounds coming from his new roommate's room.

"Ah! Oh! Yes! F**k!"

After Du Yubai confirmed that he couldn't hear the sound in the senior's room, he went back to his room and opened the movie, so he just finished watching it.

Just as he was seeing the intense point, the outside door was slammed shut. He heard the movement, opened his own door, and saw the senior's dark face, "Senior, I'm watching a movie, do you want to come together?"

Jin Hexi frowned at him, lost "shameless" and went back to the room.

"Shameless? What's wrong with a man watching a movie?" Du Yubai pouted, closed the movie, and opened the game to log in.

His game character is a monster, but his face is very innocent, and there is a small green sprout on his head, because he is a monster of an anti-fetal medicine.

This anti-fetal drug is a new character, the skill is very weak, can't do anything, the attribute is a mage, but it can't attack from a long distance, and can't control it. The attack can only be done by flicking the tail, rushing to the place and throwing the opponent with the tail One face, and then you have to wait for seven or eight seconds to cool down before you can use this flash skill again. In addition, there is a small flower bag on the tail, which can be opened instantly and stabbed into the enemy's skin to release toxins, making the opponent continue to lose blood Three seconds, but you have to get close, and it is very easy to be dodged.

During these seven or eight seconds, it was enough to be beaten to death by the opponent, so few people used it.

Du Yubai, the anti-fetal drug demon, appeared very abruptly in the world hall. People always looked at him a few times, and the dialog box above his head always said such words.

"A bad pen?"

"My God, see you soon!"

"Maybe he's a primary school student. It's not cute if you only look at the character, but don't look at the tricks."

Du Yubai: "..."

The reason why Du Yubai chose this useless character was because the demon king chosen by Antifetal Medicine and Xihe was the official CP.

Yesterday he created an account and threw it to the power leveling to upgrade. He went to check on Zha Xihe.

After his cousin was cheated out of 2 yuan by this Xi He, he went to investigate, but the other party had no criminal history at all, and no one said he was a scumbag.

Either those who like him or those who look up to him, those who hate him are ridiculed by everyone.

Du Yubai can also understand, after all, when Xi and his cousin were together, Xi He didn't let his cousin announce the relationship between the two in the game, and only used QQ to contact in private, and didn't let his cousin buy him equipment , usually direct money.

In this case, he will not be discovered if he makes ten girlfriends.

In order for Xi He to notice him, he bought a suit for [-].

"Your face looks familiar." A man dressed like a human swordsman stopped beside him, stared at his face for ten seconds, and showed a wretched smile, "Okay, brother, this face is very expressive."

Du Yubai didn't want to talk to him at first, but after seeing his name, he became interested.

That man's name was [Not a Mortal], he was Xi He's friend, and his regular task partner.

Originally, he was thinking about how to get close to Xi He, but the opportunity came to him.

Du Yubai returned him with a wretched smile, "It's ok bro, I've read countless films."

"Are you a transvestite?" Not a mortal asked.

"No," Du Yubai glanced at him, and said proudly, "Women can't like to watch movies? Who do you discriminate against?"

"Quick temper, I like it, but I still don't believe it, unless you talk to me."

[Not a mortal invited you to join the team.agree or not. 】

Du Yubai clicked yes, and turned on the voice changer.

He set himself up as a soft-spoken but a little arrogant rich lady, so she said to non-mortals in a soft and cute voice: "Am I a girl? Do you want to explain to you? Who do you think you are? Ah."

It's not that ordinary people's heart trembles when they hear his voice, he likes to be scolded by girls, the cute and cute ones are boring, so he immediately licks them, "I think you are only level [-], do you want my brother to take you?"

"Are you good?" Du Yubai was reluctant, "Today is Saturday, I want to fight the tower, you take me."

The tower is a mode that this game will only open on Saturdays and Sundays. It is divided into [-] floors. After entering the first floor, it will be matched with a corresponding number of opponents to compete. One team can kill all the other pairs to go to the second floor. Layers continue to match new enemies, but the dead teammates on the first floor will not be resurrected. If there is only one living player left, he will continue to fight on the next floor with the other two corpses.

It wasn't a mortal who immediately agreed, "Okay, have you heard of my teammate Xi He? With him around, you can win while lying down. Walk around, and I'll take you to find him right away."

Du Yubai was happy to hear this, it's too easy.It must be that this suit full of money is so attractive. The friends of the scumbag are also scumbags, and they all love money.

The team was quickly formed. It was the first time he met Xi He up close. The other party was often dressed in black. There were posts saying that Xi He had obsessive-compulsive disorder and everything was black.

When Xi He saw Du Yubai, and then saw his name [白船草], his face immediately sank, and he said to the non-mortal: "Kick him."

It's not ordinary people who send private messages to Xi He, "The girl I just fell in love with, give me a hand, if you catch me, I'll treat you to breakfast for a week."

Xi He: "Kicked."

Not a mortal: "Please, one month, please."

Xi He didn't say anything more, it wasn't an ordinary person who thought that the other party had acquiesced, and happily said to Du Yubai: "Zhaozhao, just watch from the side for a while, brother will take you flying."

White Claw: "Heh, who do you look down on? I'll let you see how powerful I am."

"Hey, do you look down on me?" Seeing that Xi He hadn't paid any attention to him, Du Yubai jumped up in front of Xi He, raised his head and said to him, "What's so great about you, isn't it just that you are handsome and rich? Is the game good? Why do you look down on me, just because I am o?"

Du Yubai's height only reached Xihe's waist, he raised his head, hopped vigorously and yelled at him in a soft and cute loli voice, every time he yelled, the little green leaves on his head swayed accordingly.

Licking the dog ended up with nothing, so he wanted to use this method to attract Xi He's attention, he thought, soon Xi He would tell him, man... No, it's a woman, you have successfully attracted my attention.

Ke Xihe ignored him at all, but instead of kicking him, he ordered preparations.

The author has something to say: Jin Hexi: "Why is my room full of omega pheromones?"

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Favorite little angels, please!