When I woke up, my wife ran away [Ancient wear today]

But before going, Shui Youhan still had to tell Yunhua about this and report the itinerary to her.

In fact, Yunhua also received an invitation from Lin Zhitao, but she couldn't get away recently, so she could only regretfully send Lin Zhitao a blessing from the air, so she couldn't be there.So Yunhua sent the prepared gift to Shui Youhan, planning to ask her to help give it to Lin Zhitao on her birthday.

Within a few days, Shui Youhan received a text message that the courier had arrived, and went to the station to pick up the courier after finishing the day's work.

The man who works at the courier station is an old man, sitting on the armchair at the door, wearing an army green overcoat, when he sees someone coming, he puts down the old porcelain cup in his hand, and asks leisurely, "What's the number?"

Shui Youhan read the pick-up code to him according to the prompt in the text message. The uncle got up, rubbed his feet into his slippers, and squatted in front of a pile of large and small cardboard boxes to rummage through. The small paper box comes out.

"Report the last four digits of the tail number and your name."

"6136, the water is still cold."

The uncle glanced at the surface of the box, but didn't give it to her, "No."

Seeing the little girl stunned, he said again: "The name is wrong."

Shui Youhan thought for a while, then repeated the following two words: "Youhan."

"wrong."

The box was originally small, but it was tightly covered by the uncle, especially the part where the courier slip was pasted, so nothing could be seen.

Shui Youhan lowered his eyebrows and thought for a while, then said again: "Crippled."

"wrong."

"Fool."

The uncle glanced at her with a strange look: "No."

"……wood."

"wrong."

"...ice cubes."

"wrong."

Shui Youhan suddenly remembered a "stalk" that Yunhua shared with her on the Internet a few days ago, rolled his throat, and tried to say: "...Girlfriend."

The uncle was finally a little moved, he straightened his presbyopic glasses and looked at the box carefully, and said, "You're half right."

Shui Youhan lowered his head and took out his cell phone after a moment of silence.

[Shui Youhan: Teacher Yun, what's the name of the recipient? 】

[Yunhua: Didn't I tell you?Teacher Yun's little girlfriend. 】

[Shui Youhan: ...No. 】

[Yunhua: (covering mouth and laughing) Sorry, I forgot in a hurry, go and get it. 】

When Shui Youhan finally got the box, he received a slightly disgusted look from the old man, "Why do you young people have worse memories than my old man? The day before yesterday was this darling, and the day after tomorrow was that baby. Show affection Just to show affection, why did I confuse the names in the end..."

The water is still cold: ...

Not long after turning on the video at night, Shui Youhan saw Yunhua's secretly delighted smile. Yunhua was hugging a white cotton pillow over there, resting her chin on the pillow, staring at the screen with a smile, and opened her mouth to tease She: "Little girlfriend, is the delivery going well today?"

Shui Youhan was sitting at the table, the phone was leaning against the paper box on the table, facing her horizontally, Yunhua accurately noticed the little movement of her biting the corner of her mouth when she was embarrassed, and her smile became wider Joy, "What's the matter? Hit the wall?"

"Teacher Yun..." Shui Youhan is simply a standard old cadre persona. He abides by his duty, stays away from those Internet trends, and doesn't play social media. Come.

But Yunhua thinks that these things are something she will come into contact with sooner or later, such as going to Lin Zhitao's birthday party, at that time, there is no guarantee that Xiao Tao will bring out some novel things to play with.

Yunhua said: "You don't have to be embarrassed, just treat it as an ordinary joke. If you go to Xiaotao's birthday party every few days, don't sit by yourself and play more with them."

Yunhua was very worried that she would not be there, Shui Youhan was as stuffy as a log, sitting alone, that would be bad, so she planned to take this opportunity to talk to her.

Shui Youhan listened attentively to Yunhua's instructions, and nodded earnestly: "I see." She was sitting, glanced at the screen a few times, and then slowly continued, "Mr. Yun, you've lost weight."

Not only did she lose weight, but she also lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye. Yunhua smiled, but felt relaxed: "It's good to lose weight. If you lose weight early and finish filming early, you won't have to starve anymore."

These days Yunhua has always been dizzy, and she can see stars during the day and night, no, after chatting for a while, Yunhua felt a golden light swirling in front of her eyes, and her mind was dizzy.She quickly squeezed the pillow tightly, blinked and propped up her eyelids.

"Well," Shui Youhan pursed his lips, seeing her tiredness, "Teacher Yun, take a rest when you're tired."

Yunhua wasn't sleepy, but she was too hungry. She rubbed her eyes and said with a smile, "Okay, then I'll sleep first and store up my energy."

There is such a truth for everyone in the world-you will not be hungry when you sleep.

"Well, Teacher Yun, good night."

"Good night," Yunhua said before hanging up the video, "By the way, remember to drink less alcohol when you go to play, or bring Mu Shen with you."

She was not around, worried that Shui Youhan would not be safe if he was drunk alone.

However, Shui Youhan is not a drinker at all, and at Lin Zhitao's birthday party a few days later, he only drank some low-concentration red wine.

That night, Lin Zhitao invited a few of her best friends to have fun in the private KTV room. Except for the cold water, they were Tong An, Han Ziqi and Mu Yang.

The private room is the one at the back of the corridor in the whole KTV. Han Ziqi also booked the two music rooms next door, just to keep it empty, so as not to cause poor sound insulation between the rooms, and you will have to hear the music room next door all night. Loud sound.

This leaves them free to do as they please almost all night, without fear of disturbing others or of being disturbed by someone nearby.

The lights in the room were adjusted brighter, not the dim and dark ones in ordinary KTVs, and it is easy to feel endlessly sleepy if you go in and stay for a while.

Lin Zhitao likes bright ones, the shining lights shine down, and everyone in the room can be seen clearly.The important thing is - now you can see every mahjong tile on the table.

At the beginning, everyone sang a few songs to suit the occasion. Lin Zhitao realized that Shui Youhan didn't like singing very much, so he suggested that everyone play some entertainment activities.

Han Ziqi was active by nature, and answered quickly, and immediately played a fun game of "officers and soldiers catching thieves".

One person is the referee, and distributes a small piece of paper to each of the remaining four. On the paper are written four different characters "official", "soldier", "catch" and "thief". People have to guess who is the "thief" based on the facial expressions or other details of the other three people. If they guess right, the "thief" has to draw a lottery from the truth or dare box to execute it. Wrong person goes.

There is nothing wrong with the rules of the game itself, and everyone enjoyed it at the beginning, but gradually, they realized something was wrong.

Every time Shui Youhan gets the word "catch", he can accurately find out the "thief", and every time he gets a "thief", his expression is the same as usual, without changing his face, no one can see anything wrong Come on, it's a real game bug.

After playing more than a dozen games, Han Ziqi almost lost the color of his underwear, and Shui Youhan hadn't drawn the lottery from the box yet.

The more this is the case, the more everyone wants Shui Youhan to lose and ask her to draw a lottery.

Lin Zhitao, who had also been planted by her many times, turned his head and asked, "Youhan, can you play mahjong?"

As soon as Shui Youhan answered no, she immediately pretended to be regretful and said: "Ah, it's a pity that I usually like playing mahjong the most, and I thought I would have the opportunity to play with everyone today."

Tong An responded to her on the spot and said, "It's okay, you are the birthday star today, if you want to play, we will play with you."

Han Ziqi caught a glimpse of Lin Zhitao frowning at him quietly, and immediately reacted, and echoed loudly: "Yes, yes, Xiao Tao, anyway, we are here to play with you, you can decide what you want to play."

"I can also play mahjong." Mu Yang sat beside him and smiled.

Shui Youhan was obviously lured into the circle by them, and nodded: "I can also learn now."

In this way, Lin Zhitao went to the front desk to find a pair of mahjong and came back, put it on the table, first briefly introduced the card types to Shui Youhan, such as southeast, northwest, Hongzhongfacai and Tiaozizi, and then explained the rules of mahjong to her in detail again.

Looking at Shui Youhan, he nodded and asked, "Can all these card combinations be played?"

"Yes, but you must get a winning card or draw yourself. If you bluff, every opponent will have to pay." Lin Zhitao was secretly happy while explaining, and at the end she did not forget to remind her, "Everyone has a Ten cards, whoever loses first will draw lots."

"oh, I understand now."

In line with the principle of being friendly to novices, Lin Zhitao, Han Ziqi, Tong An, and Mu Yang sat down at a table first, gave Shui Youhan a set of examples, and then replaced Lin Zhitao as the referee, letting Shui Youhan Enter the table and "bloody battle" with them.

After two rounds of cards, everyone saw that Shui Youhan would think carefully every time he touched a card, guessing that she hadn't understood the rules yet, and thought to himself that this time, he could turn around and beat her, and experience the feeling of winning her once. .

Unexpectedly, Shui Youhan held the card he just touched and looked at it for a while, as if he was thinking about something, after a while, he took the card back, and spread out the whole group: "I seem to be fooled."

Four people: ? ? ?

Standing by the side, Lin Zhitao acted the fastest, and was the first to run to Shui Youhan's side, and quickly looked at her cards - all the cards were right, self-drawing, fooling around.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Shui Youhan raised his head and asked Lin Zhitao in puzzlement: "What's the matter, Xiaotao? Did I cheat?"

Lin Zhitao swallowed the chewed watermelon: "...No."

Only then did Shui Youhan turn around, and nodded lightly: "Well... that's good, let's continue."

Han Ziqi secretly sighed that he was unlucky, went to the bathroom to flush, then ran back and sat down at the table again: "Come on, come again."

This time he's going to play hard.

Everyone thinks so.

After a few minutes--

Mu Yang: "Eight barrels."

The water is still cold: "Hu."

Tong An: "Get rich."

The water is still cold: "Hu."

Mu Yang: "Seven."

Han Ziqi: "Wait! I dare..."

Shui Youhan: "Nonsense."

Looking at the Qitiao that was ruthlessly picked up by the other hand, Han Ziqi's raised brows gradually froze, and he silently stood up the three identical cards at his side again.

Han Ziqi: "It's okay, it's okay, the next one."

Impossible, mahjong is a child's skill that he has learned since he was a child, can he still not be able to play a novice who has just started? !

……

The water is still cold: "East wind."

Han Ziqi: "Six."

Mu Yang: "Red—medium—"

The moment the card was put down, Mu Yang quietly glanced at Shui Youhan, huh, luckily she didn't want it.

He really doesn't want to be a cannon boy anymore.

Tong An: "Yaoji."

Han Ziqi was overjoyed: "Nonsense!!!!"

It's just that before the card could be spread out, it was blocked by a horizontal arm, "Wait a minute,"

Shui Youhan pushed the card away, and said calmly, "Grab Hu."

The author has something to say: the water is still cold: yes, are you playing mahjong?I am a beginner.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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