[Journey to the West] The daily life of the golden hoop stick (empty stick bg)

not here? "

"Noisy brat, it's good to be gone."

Wukong tossed the peach away, and said seriously: "You came just in time, tell the demon kings of all walks of life that from now on, they will never call me king again. The Jade Emperor thought he was respected by heaven and earth, but my old grandson wants to Be the 'Monkey King'."

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Okay, okay. Then my old cow is called 'Pingtian Great Sage'. But where did this Lingyang go? Could it be that he was left in the Heavenly Court by the Jade Emperor?"

Wukong glanced at him: "Even you don't like her, who else do you think would like an annoying brat?"

"Ahem", the Bull Demon King coughed in embarrassment. It's not that he doesn't like Lingyang, but who told her to be an intangible little ghost?He is a "pragmatic" good cow, and he likes meat~

"Then where did she go?"

"Aren't you taking care of a little too much?"

"Okay, I don't care." Bull Demon King saw that Wukong was impatient, and quickly changed the subject: "Then let's call all the demon kings and ghost kings to hold a Qitian meeting the day after tomorrow. What do you think?"

"Okay, as you like."

"Then I'll go back and prepare. Also, my sister, Xue'er, you have to take care of her."

"Up to you." Goku replied absent-mindedly.

"Fuck me, Sun Houzi, my old cow is your elder brother anyway, please be more polite. If you really want to do whatever you want, I will betroth her to you?"

As soon as the Bull Demon King said this, Xueer immediately lowered her head shyly.

Wukong waved the golden cudgel impatiently: "Okay, you, do you want me to blow you away with the golden cudgel?!"

The Bull Demon King touched his own big bull nose, and came out of the water curtain hole sullenly: "I'll fuck you, keep your mouth shut and never leave the golden cudgel. I don't know, I thought it was a stick fetish..."

Heavenly King Leads the Great Sage

When Lingyang finally became conscious, it was already three days later.

She floated out of the golden cudgel in a daze, and before she could take shape, she was pierced through her chest by a pointed spear.

She was dumbfounded, the people opposite were dumbfounded, and the people behind were also dumbfounded.

"Lingyang, go to the side."

Wukong was the first to react. He bounced the fire-pointed gun back from behind Lingyang with a golden cudgel. The owner of the fire-pointed gun still had a hellish expression, and the three heads looked at Lingyang in a daze. .

Damn, is there any reason to be stabbed as soon as you come out?Fortunately, this is only our son's ghost, otherwise it will definitely return to the west.That's too fucking sad ==

Lingyang glanced bitterly at the spear/spear owner who was taken aside by Wukong to fight.Just one glance here, and I can no longer take my eyes off:

Yoho~ This three-headed, six-armed, Hot Wheels Hun Tianling, isn't this the Third Prince Nezha that I've been thinking about for a long time?

It's him, it's him, it's him, our hero, little Nezha!

Nezha looked sixteen or seventeen years old, older than Lingyang imagined, a beautiful boy between immature and mature.

As expected of a body made of lotus root, the skin is delicate and fair, delicate and handsome, such a "heaven and man are like jade, the son is unparalleled in the world".

It's just that there is a little inherent arrogance in his eyebrows and eyes, he doesn't look like a refined gentleman, but like a handsome young man.And the little cinnabar between the eyebrows adds a bit of elegance and charm.

Although he is not the little Zhengtai in the memory of his previous life, he is still a beautiful boy, and Lingyang is not disappointed in him at all.

As the saying goes, "Meeting is better than not seeing each other", if Lingyang knew that she met her idol Nezha on the battlefield of love and killing each other, she would rather never meet each other in this life.

Well, just talking, Lingyang is not such a "literary" woman. Even at the critical moment of the battle between Wukong and Nezha, she still followed up stealthily, changing angles from time to time, looking for the best way to appreciate the male god. perspective.

"Wait, stop for a second, the girl behind you, she keeps looking at me, always... always distracting me."

Nezha accepted the three-headed and six-armed Faxiang, blushed slightly, and signed a truce agreement to Wukong.

Wukong immediately understood, and there was an inexplicable fire in his chest: "Lingyang, stay away from me."

"Great Sage, it's okay, you can fight whatever you want, you can't hurt me." Lingyang's eyes never left Nezha, taking advantage of the golden opportunity of his truce, he took a real look at him from head to toe .

Nezha really wanted to point out that this was not a question of whether he was injured or not, but a question of affecting his performance in fighting, but when he saw Shang Lingyang's eager eyes, he became shy and lost his mind.

Wukong also wanted to scold the street, but he knew that Lingyang's ability to pretend to be stupid was first-class. In front of outsiders, she didn't want face, but he wanted it.She wants to see Nezha?Oh, he just won't allow it.

Being disturbed by Lingyang, Wukong and Nezha completely lost their fighting spirit. If they don't fight, they will be sorry for the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain and the king of Tota who is waiting for the good news in the sky.

Wukong pulled out two monkey hairs and turned into him and Nezha to fight over there, and then ran to the other side of Huaguo Mountain to eat peaches.It was a rare time for Nezha to go down to earth, so he followed Wukong without even thinking about it.

And Lingyang, no need to be reminded, has already caught up.

"What are you doing here?" Wukong didn't like to see Nezha, this "little boy", although he admitted that Nezha was also a worthy opponent.

Lingyang was afraid that Wukong would drive Nezha away, so she immediately explained for him: "Great Sage, Nezha is a visitor from afar, we want to take him for a stroll." After she finished speaking, she turned to Nezha and smiled sweetly: "My dear friend Sheng is a knife mouth bean curd heart, you can rest assured here~"

Nezha nodded: "I haven't descended to the mortal world for hundreds of years, and I'm not familiar with the lower world. I really need someone to lead me well."

"Then are you in the sky all the time? Aren't you bored?" Although the heaven is beautiful, Lingyang always feels that it is too deserted.

"You're right." Nezha sat cross-legged on the grass, and began to complain to Lingyang: "The Jade Emperor doesn't allow this or that. I usually hardly see my two elder brothers. The other gods are all old and stubborn, and they can't play together at all. Sigh, it's really boring in the sky."

"Then why don't you come down for a stroll? You have Hot Wheels, so it must be very fast to and fro."

"Come down? How can the Jade Emperor let the gods come down casually. Especially after sister Ziyu's accident, the Jade Emperor has become stricter, alas."

"then you……"

"Lingyang, if you two want to chat, get the hell out of here." Wukong finally got impatient as he sat aside, "You didn't show your face for a few days, and you came out as soon as Nezha came. It's really timely. Why don't you talk to him?" Go back to heaven, so as not to make my grandson and my ears hurt."

Lingyang and Nezha were both stunned. Why did the Great Sage's tone sound sour?

"Great Sage." Lingyang floated up to Wukong, looked at his face carefully, and said with a confused expression, "Great Sage, are you jealous?"

jealous?Wukong was taken aback for a moment, his ears turned red, and he immediately replied decisively: "No."

"Oh." Lingyang nodded: That's right, how could the majestic Monkey King have anything to do with this kind of thing?

So she returned to Nezha with peace of mind: "Nezha, how long have you been fighting with the Great Sage? Are you thirsty? There are peaches over there, which are very sweet."

"I'm really thirsty." Nezha Hun Tianling flicked it away, and brought back two fairy peaches from the opposite tree. Lingyang was full of praise for him.

……

Wukong lay on the grass with his golden cudgel on his pillow, listening to Lingyang and Nezha chatting and laughing over there, he was really irritated:

Lingyang, a brat who eats inside and outside, first defeated the giant spirit god, and then fought with Nezha for a long time without panting, and he didn't see her come to ask if he was tired. He was really an unreliable little thing.

The two little monkeys frolicked to the hillside where Wukong and the others rested. When they saw Nezha, they looked at me and I looked at you, and at the same time said "huh?"

"Huh? Didn't you go back with your arm injured by the Great Sage? Why are you still here?"

"When?" Nezha was puzzled, he was obviously fine.

"Just now, the great sage hit you on the arm with a stick, and you ran away. Right, the great sage?"

Wukong didn't make a sound, Nezha had a sudden realization and got angry: "Well, you Monkey King, you can't beat yourself, so you tricked me into eating peaches, so that your substitute can defeat mine, you..."

"It's none of my grandson's business if you are playful yourself. My grandson doesn't bother to fight with brats."

"I……"

Nezha was so angry that he raised his gun and stabbed, and fought with Wukong again.By the time Lingyang realized what had happened, they had already fought several rounds.

"You have the skills to fight me, why don't you go back and have a look. My old grandson can't guarantee when your double will change back to monkey hair."

Nezha was inexplicably defeated by Wukong, so he couldn't listen to his words, so he pressed even harder.

Seeing the right time, Lingyang floated forward to stand between Wukong and Nezha, and said to Nezha, "Nezha, didn't you say that the Jade Emperor is strict? If they find you lazy, you may be locked up Yes. Anyway, the Great Sage can’t die, and you can’t either, the future will be long.”

Nezha thought for a while, then frowned and left.

Lingyang breathed a long sigh of relief, and praised Wukong: "Great Sage, I really didn't expect you to be so witty."

"Shut up." Wukong got angry when he saw her now

"Great Sage, how long have I been asleep? Why did you go back to Huaguo Mountain and become the Monkey King?"

"None of your business."

"My lord, it seems that the heaven is not good at all, we don't want to go to heaven again."

"Heh, you don't want to go to heaven to see your Nezha?"

"Hey, I've already seen it, just enjoy it."

Wukong snorted coldly, noncommittal.

"Great Sage, does the Tota Heavenly King have a pagoda?"

"No."

"Is there anyone in the tower?"

"I said no!"

"That……"

"Lingyang, can you stop being annoying when you come out?!"

"Oh." Lingyang lowered his head slightly, followed behind Wukong and added aggrievedly.