[Journey to the West] The daily life of the golden hoop stick (empty stick bg)

As soon as he saw the sun, he lost his soul because he was far away from his real body.

At the request of the monkey monkey grandson, Monkey King made the golden cudgel bigger and smaller, and played it again and again.

"Our king is indeed the most powerful." A little monkey couldn't help but praise.

"Enen." Lingyang nodded in agreement,

The little monkey looked up following the sound, saw the Lingyang hanging above his head at a glance, and yelled "Wow", so startled that the group of monkeys all turned back to look at him, and yelled again.

"Ghost!"

Sun Wukong danced in high spirits, and was very dissatisfied when his interest was disturbed.He put away the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, only to feel that his head was getting bigger and bigger, and his temples were aching.

Lingyang smiled "hehe", floated in front of Monkey King, and said to the group of monkeys with a smile, "I'm not a ghost, and I'm not afraid of light. I'm the spirit of the golden cudgel."

As she said that, she turned into a wisp of green smoke and got into the golden cudgel, then got out again suddenly, and bowed to the monkey grandson with a smile.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and waved his hands, causing all the monkeys to scatter.He changed the golden cudgel into the size of a sewing needle, stuffed it into his ear, then walked over to the stone, closed his eyes, and thought about how to destroy Lingyang.

He found that as long as Lingyang is not in the golden cudgel, the golden cudgel only listens to him, and this is truly "Ruyi".

"Great Sage, are you asleep?" Feeling bored, Lingyang leaned into his ear and asked tentatively, "Great Sage, so many monkeys, which one was born by you?"

"Lingyang!" Sun Wukong turned over and sat up, pointing at Lingyang's nose and furiously, his eyes seemed to be breathing fire, "Shut up! Believe it or not, my old grandson beat you to death with a stick!"

Annihilation of reincarnation without birth and death

Once there was a stick of sincerity in front of me,

I did not cherish,

I regret it when I lose it,

The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance,

I will say four words to that stick: fuck you mb,

If you have to add a stunt to these words,

I hope so, the soul flies away...

(If it’s so literary? Of course, it’s not what Wukong said in this article. The above is purely spoof~ Salute to Zhou Xingchi first!)

"Lingyang! Believe it or not, my grandson beat you to death with a stick!"

Before the words fell, Lingyang "swish" into Monkey King's ears.Wukong only felt a gust of cool wind pouring into his ears, which was slightly damp and itchy.But no matter how he shouted, Lingyang just hid inside and didn't make a sound.

Wukong scratched his ears, jumped up and down, gritted his teeth and looked at Lingyang, and finally lay down and continued to sleep.After tossing and tossing for a long time, since she is settled down, I will reluctantly let her stay for a while.

however……

"My lord, in fact, I have been dead for a long time. I..."

"It's so noisy! You are in my old grandson's ears, can you speak less! Ah?!"

"can"

Lingyang finally fell silent, and stayed in Sun Wukong's ears for a whole day.

It wasn't that her "conscience" found out that she was reflecting on the words and deeds she had just met with the Great Sage today, whether the Great Sage caused any trouble.It was because she stayed outside for a long time and had to go back to the golden cudgel to recover.There was warmth in Wukong's ears, so comfortable that she fell asleep long ago.

Inside, Lingyang slept peacefully, but outside, Monkey King didn't feel well.When he thought that the only weapon he was interested in was entangled by a "little devil", he felt very dissatisfied in his heart. He has never heard of what a "Qi Ling" is.Now that the Ruyi Golden Cudgel is in his hands, Lingyang, an annoying "stain" pointing at him, can't be tolerated.It is enough for the golden cudgel to listen to him alone.

"Great Sage, Great Sage, Great Sage..."

"I told you to shut up!"

Wukong was woken up again, and saw Lingyang face to face with him, he punched her without thinking, and immediately sent her flying several meters.Lingyang clutched his chest, frowned in pain, grinned, but there was a trace of relief and joy in his eyes.

"My lord, you finally woke up..."

She forced a smile, slowly closed her eyes, and fell down lightly.

Monkey King walked over suspiciously, looked at the little figure in red on the ground, and found that she was no different from yesterday, still a translucent shadow.

That being the case, how could he hit the ghost?

Wukong raised his foot and kicked her, and he really felt the touch.Seeing the fog all around, he suddenly came to his senses, pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear, and waved it towards the air.

With a stick down, a crack appeared in the void, and stars, rivers and moons could be seen faintly.

"Bold and splashing monkey, don't cause more trouble, hurry up and reincarnate!" A deep voice with a faint echo came in from the crack.

Sun Wukong let out a cold snort, struck three times in succession, and when the crack was wide enough, he jumped up and jumped out from the crack...

"Great Sage..."

Lingyang woke up just in time, and saw that Wukong was about to abandon him and leave, so he called out weakly and pitifully.

Sun Wukong frowned impatiently, still plucked her hairs and turned them into soft ropes, pulled her out before the crack closed, and threw her aside without asking any more questions.

The outside world is not like the misty inside, with the dark night sky above the head, and the dark night sky under the feet, the bright galaxy and the faint moonlight.

Sun Wukong casually carried the golden cudgel on his shoulders, and said, "Reincarnation? My old grandson has transcended the three realms, and does not return to the five elements. It is up to you to take care of it."

"Life and death are up to you, and you can't help yourself when you return to heaven and earth." The deep voice sounded again, and his echoes echoed from all directions: "Your death date has been declared in the book of life and death. Now that you have drank Meng Po soup, you should be reborn from chaos .”

"Oh, my grandson wants to decide his own life and death."

Monkey King jumped up, raised the golden cudgel and hit.

"Oh my brother, it hurts like hell."

This stick did not make any cracks, but hit a villain in vain.It's human, but it's not very human, it's flat and thin, with hollow eyes and mouth, like a paper doll on a New Year painting.

"Don't hurt my little brother."

Nine "paper figurines" suddenly appeared in mid-air, surrounding Wukong, starting from the villain under Wukong's stick, facing the ten age groups from birth to death.The eyebrows and eyes of the ten "paper figurines" are very similar, and they are all thin.

It turned out that there was no echo, but that the ten "paper figurines" spoke together every time.

Wukong calmly moved the golden cudgel closer to the little doll, and the other nine said anxiously at the same time: "Shangxian, be merciful under the stick. He is the king of reincarnation, so he can't be hurt."

"Be merciful? What are you, what are you doing here to hook my old grandson's soul!"

"We are the kings of the ten generations of Pluto, King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, Emperor Song, King Wuguan, King Yama..."

"Shut up." Sun Wukong was annoyed when he heard them talking together, so he interrupted several people's self-reports: "Get to the point!"

"Those who leave their names in the book of life and death have life and death. You, the immortal..."

"Well, give me that book."

The old man immediately took out a notebook from his pocket, found the page that recorded Monkey King, and handed it over respectfully.

There is an excellent saying in the world: Those who know current affairs are brilliant.

Ten of them are "kings" and think they are superior to "junjie", so they know how to "know current affairs" best.

Sun Wukong looked at the book of life and death, it really recorded that he should die today, and flipping through the pages before and after, it recorded the life and death of his monkey grandson in Huaguo Mountain.Wukong made a trick and tore off the pages with the monkey genus, swallowed them in his stomach, and then took the golden cudgel.

The little paper doll known as the reincarnation king immediately stood up, and hid behind the old man with a mournful face.

Sun Wukong saw that the so-called ten-generation Hades was just a bluff, so he immediately put the golden cudgel in his ears, and the ten-generation Hades led him around the Netherworld.At the end, he pointed to the unconscious Lingyang and said, "Look at what she is."

"Yes."

Ten "paper figurines" circled around Lingyang's head, circle after circle...

Wukong said impatiently: "Forget it, leave her here, my grandson is gone." As soon as he took a step, he heard a very familiar "Great Sage" from behind him.

Conquering the impatience in his heart, he turned his head and smiled evilly at Lingyang who had just woken up, waved his hands, and walked away gracefully without looking back.

Lingyang watched him walk away in disbelief, glanced at the paper figurine still flying above his head, and couldn't help but cursed in a low voice:

"Damn, what an ungrateful monkey grandson."

After waking him up from the chaos, it's okay to get punched, and he was abandoned twice? !Although the first attempt to abandon it failed, it still couldn't make up for my injured little heart...

After a while, Sun Wukong's soul returned to his real body, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise when he thought of finally getting rid of Lingyang's "annoying spirit", and he woke up with a smile when he woke up.

"My lord, you are awake."

Wukong's face turned black, and he punched again, but this time Lingyang was not damaged at all, still hanging in the air with a smile on his face.

"How did you come out of the Netherworld?"

"Those paper figurines said they didn't know what I was and it was hard to deal with, so they returned me."

Sun Wukong couldn't help frowning: still?It's so natural, when did he say he would accept her?Since when did she become her own?

"Great Sage, are you hungry? I asked your monkey boy to prepare pure natural and pollution-free peaches for you, so sweet~"

"Sweet? Have you tried it?"

"..."

Lingyang has not tasted anything for thousands of years, how can he know whether it is sweet or bitter?She had a pale face, her eyes were empty, and she disappeared in a flash.

Seeing that she was gone, Wukong thought he had finally hit her heart, so he couldn't help but feel complacent