[Comprehensive] My whole family is cannon fodder

?Since meeting Ace, Lilith has called Dover.

Lilith, who is still a 7-year-old brat, will ask her dad for some doubts that she can't figure out!

"..." After talking on the phone, Lilith didn't know what to say.

Fufufufu~ "Daddy is smarter than my baby, can you tell me what's wrong?"

Hearing Dad's understanding question, Lilith went all out with a look of "die or die". "That's right, after I learned that Ma Ma likes black and long straight through the God of Secondary School, I awakened the gene inherited from Ma Ma -- she also likes it!"

Dover, the female controller, suddenly became alert.

"However, people like black short fried~" Lilith continued.

On the other side, Dover, who was holding the phone bug and didn't know how to react, didn't make a sound.Lilith continued to add: "Daddy, the God of Secondary School is really amazing!"

A certain golden pineapple head far away on the Moby Dick sneezed twice with an itchy "ha chirp~ ha chirp~".The big pirate with a strong body thought strangely, 'Could it be that someone misses me?It shouldn't be a cold~'

Pull back to the father and daughter who seldom talk on the phone

The more he listened, Dover, who felt bad, secretly made a decision. (The heavy resentment made Ace tremble uncontrollably)

The innocent Ace often encounters a lot of troubles after going to sea~~~

This is the dividing line where the friends get more and more familiar ========

After getting along for a period of time, the male god has a left-handed friend, a right-handed girl, and the king of the mountain with a crybaby brother behind him, living comfortably.

The girl also hunted and stole treasure with these male monkeys, but insisted on not eating the overlord's meal.

If you ask Lilith, she will say: "If you are rich, you will be willful~" Then she will look like a male god with the eyes of ordinary people! It means "seeing that I have no financial resources, why don't you hurry up and bow down under my pink skirt!" Hehehe~"

For unknown reasons, Ace trembled all over...

In order to continue to show Lilith's personal charm, Jiu Jiu did some things that she thought she was extremely charming but the male god couldn't understand.

Show the dividing line in the charm ========

Lilith, who got up early in the morning, cooked herself and cooked a large table of nutritious breakfast.

The three foodies who smelled the aroma immediately after waking up, sat down at the edge of the table as quickly as possible. "It smells so good! It looks delicious~" He looked at Lilith with a sigh.

"Eat~" the calm girl with facial paralysis (this is what Ace called Lilith) said in a strange voice.Since this is the case, everyone started to compete unceremoniously.

After less than 10 minutes, a large table of dishes was cleared. "Ah~ It's so delicious!" Seeing the male god eating so happily (Lilith has already ignored Luffy and Sabo), I thought to myself, 'The male god will definitely think that I am a qualified and good wife'.

The heart was still rippling, and the sound of "gulu" sounded.I saw the male god hugging his stomach with a painful expression on his face. "I can't help it!" Luffy ran out of the door first.

Lilith, who didn't know what happened, looked at the male god.Ace looked at the innocent and calm girl with a paralyzed face, thinking that he couldn't say anything after eating the food made by others.Turn around and run to the toilet~

Until the evening, the three people who were exhausted from diarrhea finally got rid of their diarrhea.I also swear that I will never eat the food made by Lilith again!

It’s so delicious, but Lilith, which is as poisonous as poppy, made male monkeys understand: not necessarily good-looking and delicious dishes can be eaten casually ~ especially the dishes made by people with facial paralysis and good-looking!

Secretly worried about the male god Lilith, she cooked some soup that was good for her health to nourish Ace.But apparently Ace beat him to death and refused to speak after seeing the brightly colored soup overflowing with a strong aroma.

Even if she failed to show her cooking skills, she was not discouraged, and decided to learn from her father - night attack!

Obviously, in Lilith's half-understood cognition, if she knew that she was going to sleep with the male god of night attack, it was equivalent to cooking raw rice.

The action-oriented Lilith decided to attack tonight!

Since there were three male monkeys, Dadan was bold enough to add a partition to the original room.

'How can I jump on the target quickly and ruthlessly without anyone noticing it? 'Lilith came up with a plan that she thought was perfect.

Quietly pulled the single-celled creature away, and said threateningly and ingratiatingly: "Luffy, let me tell you a secret..."

Seeing him sticking to his friend's secret and swearing to death, Lilith led Luffy to eat meat!

Before going to bed at night

Luffy, who originally liked to play and wanted to wash to the end, followed Sabo out abnormally after he finished washing.

Sleeping has always been the position of Sabo Ace Luffy and then Lilith across the board.Tonight became - Sabo Luffy Ace!In the partition is the same girl~

After planning a plan in her heart, she smiled "gagaga", appearing to be asleep on the surface.

The few people who were used to saying good night before going to bed, after saying a few words to Lilith, saw that she gradually let out even and small breathing sounds, and then turned off the lights.

In the dead of night, it is a good time to commit crimes against the wind~~~

Lilith, who had been "asleep" for a long time, suddenly opened her eyes.After looking around for a week, I decided to start the most important point in the strategy---accurately knock down the male god and wait for the dawn!

Lilith, who threw herself to the side of the "male god" by some unknown means, sniffed the pure scent of soap and fell asleep.

Dividing line the next morning ========

The first to wake up was not the fantasy Lilith, but the stunned Sabo!

"Ah~" Sabo, who has the potential to be a tenor, woke everyone up.Dadan pushed open the door and scolded: "What's the noise, you brat? It's so early to let people sleep!" "Really..." Dadan, who hadn't finished spraying, was also stunned when he saw what was in front of him...

I saw Lilith wearing a cute polka-dot pajamas, covering her body with messy clothes, and Luffy's four claws were holding the white, tender and soft girl!

"I jumped on the wrong person!" The rumbling sound kept thundering in my heart.

'What to do, will there be a Luffy monkey? 'Lilith's worried expression overflowed the surface.

Lu Fei, who hadn't woken up yet, stared blankly at everyone, it seemed that it took him a long time to react~

"Lilith and I are sleepy! Will there be monkeys!" Luffy screamed, making everyone except him and Lilith laugh.

Everyone seems to be intentionally not speaking out so they can keep worrying!

Luffy resolutely said to Lilith: "Don't worry! I will take responsibility!" After saying that, the others fell to the ground laughing~

As for how Luffy knew about sleepy giving birth, Lilith guessed with her knees that it was taught by Saboyes and the others. (shakes head helplessly)

Lilith, who hadn't figured out how to pounce on the wrong person, met a parent of Luffy whom she hadn't seen for a long time on a peaceful morning!

During the rare vacation, Garp, who took time out to care about his own bear children, returned to Windmill Village.

A certain grandfather, who came back with a rare gift in his hand, pushed open the door of the bandit's lair, and walked in swaggeringly.At a glance, I saw an extra blond boy.

Four bear children plus a nest of bandits, not only does it look weird, but also unusually harmonious~

"Hahaha, long time no see Luffy! Did you miss Grandpa?" Before Grandpa Garp finished laughing, Luffy and Ace, who had eaten his 'Iron Fist of Love', trembled.

Sabo obviously has never seen how powerful the "Iron Fist of Love" is, and continued to talk about his high-spirited pirate theory!

"Boom!" he punched Sabo.Sabo yelled suddenly, but he was still struggling to say that he must go to sea to be a pirate when he grows up.

......

After a loving education, even Lilith had a big bump on her head.None of the male monkeys were spared—the big bags all over their heads were still smoking!

"You won't know if you don't eat until it hurts. Grandpa Luffy's iron fist really lives up to its reputation~" Lilith sighed in admiration.

However, the theory of piracy is held high by the brats, and the grandfather of the navy keeps educating them.After going on like this for an unknown amount of time, when everyone was out of breath, an unexpected person appeared!

tbc========

On the Little Theater Ace is rescued ========

Knowing that Ace was about to be beheaded after being arrested by the navy, people from all over the world rushed to save him!

Due to Ace's status, the navy had to be on the alert.

On the day of the beheading, there were less than 5 hours left.Ace appeared on screens all over the world with sea stone bracelets on his hands and feet.

Everyone who finally saw Ace had different expressions! But except for the multiple pirates who wanted to save Ace, the rest of them were all: "Ace~ you can't die!" Ace looked at him with emotion, this huge The shouting made Ace shocked by the enthusiastic shouting of these "unknown" people~

But in the next second, he was blocked until he vomited blood.

"You fucker give us back the money you paid for the overlord's meal!" "The navy cut you off directly, so do you have to pay back the money!!!" "Save Ace!"

It turns out that the biggest rescuers of Ace's power are the restaurants and bosses who have been eaten by him all over the world~

So Ace was rescued by everyone, and from then on, he went to work in restaurants around the world to pay off his debts~~~

Lilith Rice Balls in Little Theater ========

"If you don't obey, I'll give you Lilith glutinous rice balls!" This is the most common threat and temptation on the great channel.

Whether it is Ma Ma who speaks out to scare children or the navy threatens pirates.This sentence is like a killer trump card!

Lilith, who was treated with special status and special treatment, used her restored Tianlong identity to continue to improve her craft.And force the navy to eat it!

Faced with a new taste of glutinous rice balls a day, the navy lost their will and handed in their resignation letters one after another~

There is only one reason: I am not strong enough to be competent! The world is so big, there is always a place where you can’t eat glutinous rice balls!”

Lilith brand glutinous rice balls, the taste of fans~ the will of fans~

Today is the Lantern Festival, two small theaters will be presented

I wish everyone a happy Tangyuan Festival! Thank you for your support~~~