[Comprehensive] My whole family is cannon fodder

?With the setting sun shining, Lilith, who hadn't planned where to go yet, saw sporadic lights not far ahead.Walk towards the light and see a house.Then there was a noisy but warm voice.In line with one thing more than one thing less, he turned his head and left.

Thinking of staying in this predestined village for a while, Lilith didn't care about the already full record pointer.

For several days in a row, I noticed the noisy house.I generally know that this is the lair of a group of bandits.The strange thing is that there is also a little ghost living in it!A little devil about his own age.Lilith couldn't help but think of what the proprietress of the tavern, Machino, said, could it be that brat?With such thoughts in mind, Lilith went there.

Hahahahaha~ laughter came not far from the tavern. "It's still so lively~" Lilith pushed the door open as she thought about it.

In the small area of ​​the tavern, all the tables were taken up by the funny pirate group last time, leaving only two empty stools at the bar.When Lilith was thinking with her head tilted and her face paralyzed, the tavern owner Machino saw Lilith and beckoned her to sit at the bar.

While thinking about whether to go or not, the door was knocked open by the kid who lived in the bandit den. "Luffy is here!" Makino greeted as usual. "Yo! Machino, here's an extra-large serving of fried rice~" He said as he sat down on the empty seat at the bar.

I just said that this opportunity was justified and observed this little devil, so I also sat in another vacant seat! "I want extra large fried rice too." Machino smiled and went to get food for these foodies.

Seeing that the kid didn't notice Lilith, he said, "Hurry up, hurry up, eat quickly~"

"Yo~ Luffy, brat" the red-haired captain who had been ignored since his appearance greeted heartily. "Xiangsi~~~" The kid called Luffy discovered him slowly!

"Luffy" has no recorded information, and the name "Xiangsi" seems to be a pirate who has just gained a name.Lilith thought about the information she already knew.

It turned out that he was really a passerby~ Lilith recognized Xiangkesi in this way. (Poor Shanks has been reduced to a passerby npc)

Luffy and Shanks had a lively chat together.Looking at the carefree characters of the two, I gossiped and thought, 'These two are not father and son! 'I also lamented that fortunately I have facial paralysis, otherwise I might have an expression that ruined the image of the second child~~~

"Come on~" Magino brought the food that everyone ordered.The little ghost named Luffy gobbled it up, and the rice foam splashed.How could Lilith be sitting next to him - got a few spots on her pink gothic dress and face!

Lilith, who is obsessed with cleanliness, has a paralyzed face~

Luffy looked at Lilith and said strangely: "Your clothes are so special~ and your face~~~"

Looking at Lu Fei who was naturally dumbfounded, cracks appeared on Lilith's face again.

"Your taste is so unique!" Luffy added.

With a paralyzed face that was almost unbearable, Lilith punched Lu Fei before he knew her name!Of course, he didn't use the armed domineering, otherwise one punch would make Luffy shut up forever at this time.

"It hurts so much!" He cried out in mourning with his face twisted.Luffy rubbed his face desperately, the more he rubbed, the more swollen the raised purple bruise became.

Seeing the people around him laughing in unison, Luffy burst into tears!

As a peer present, Lilith said, stay away from this funny crybaby~~~

Even though he thought so, he didn't take half a step away from his position.

"First, the food residue on my clothes and face is caused by your exaggerated eating. Second, I have good taste, so you don't need to worry about it." Lilith told Luffy's "crime" one by one.

"Oh..." The dumb Luffy said jumpily: "My name is Monkey D. Luffy, I am 7 years old this year, how about you?"

"Lilith, 7 years old." Lilith, who naturally answered Luffy, thought in surprise, "When did I become so careless?" 'However, Luffy's funny comparison is hard to make people vigilant~~~

"So we are the same age! Hahaha~" "Then let's be friends!" Luffy, who looked at Lilith with starry eyes, just hit Lilith's cute spot - a cute and silly creature.

For strangers you just met, you ask to be friends when you only know their names and ages?This broke the cognition of Lilith, who was educated in Dover since childhood!

After all, she is still 7 years old. For Lilith, although her thinking is far beyond the maturity of her peers, she is still a child in essence~

Everyone in the tavern booed: "Just be friends with Luffy, Lilith~ not Luffy's bride~ hahahahaha!" Lilith, who is thin-skinned but fortunately covered by her paralyzed face, nodded.

"Luffy, Lilith promised to marry you! No, I became friends with you! Hahahahaha~" He continued to boo the crowd.

In the midst of everyone's teasing, Lilith actually felt a little bit of joy.Lilith, who has always defined herself as the child chosen by the God of Secondary School, wants to go on the road of Secondary School just like Ma Ma!Even Daddy is in the second grade, how could he be abducted by the sunshine kid! (What Lilith herself doesn’t know is that she has always been a second-year-old, so she doesn’t need to deliberately)

Luffy, who lacks common sense, and Lilith, the child chosen by the god of the second class, inexplicably formed their deep friendship in the future.

"Let me tell you, my favorite food is meat! The most..." Luffy, who was talking non-stop, had already told Lilith everything about himself.When they were troubled by this simple joke than 'so simple to believe that people are easily abducted', the two walked to the place where Luffy lived.

Seeing Luffy who came back late, Dadan scolded at the top of his voice: "You little brat came back so late, why don't you just die outside!" Although he cursed loudly, he felt deep concern.

When the figure fully appeared, I found that there was an extra kid who was about the same height as Luffy.Dadan: "Hey~ I didn't expect that, you can do it, kid! I got a little girlfriend!" The bandits molested Luffy together.

Lilith with a paralyzed face showed no other expressions, while Luffy said, "She is my future wife!"

......

The bandits and Lilith were stunned!

"Xiangsi said that Lilith is so cute, it's a pity to just be friends! Hahahahaha~" Luffy has no pressure to betray Xiangkesi.

'Damn passers-by npc Shanks! Lilith made another slap in the face for Shanks!

"Okay, okay, come in~" Lilith, who was called into the bandit's lair, said that it was so easy to enter the bandit's lair!

This is the dividing line that has lived in the bandits' lair for a few days ========

Lilith, who was firmly opposed to taking a bath with Luffy, felt helpless when she recalled these bandits who had no concept of men and women.

Under the banner of "both are little ghosts", Dadan let Lilith and Luffy eat and live together, but Lilith strongly objected to taking a bath together~

After 7 days, Lilith couldn't help but asked Luffy seriously: "Why do you want to be friends with me, aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?"

Luffy, who supported his tilted head with his hands, thought for a while, then smiled and said, "We are friends now. As for why, because I think you are a good person~"

Lilith, who was sent a good person card by Luffy, said, "I don't want to be a good person! I want to be a villain boss!" Luffy, who didn't know what a "villain boss" is, said 'that's amazing' look.He continued admiringly: "Anyway, we are friends, and I want to go to sea when I grow up! How about Lilith to be my partner? It's decided like this!"

Lilith, who saw Luffy making decisions without authorization, slapped Luffy on the head.Luffy screamed for pain while continuing to torture Lilith and asked her to be his partner~

tbc========?