[Comprehensive] My whole family is cannon fodder

?As the child of "Ten Yasha" Doflamingo, he has received the attention of everyone in the sea since he was born.

Xihai five years ago

"Hey, did you get it?" "Of course I got it! This can be said to be the most explosive news recently!" Villager A and B of an unknown village in Xihai were full of gossiping chatter.

"Hey, you don't know?" "What?" "It is said that 'Tian Yasha' has been married in secret! Besides, his wife is a big pirate!" The villager laughed wretchedly. "Say she's a big beauty with a good figure and a hot body~" "Hey, hey~~" Pink love bubbles flashed behind the villager who had been caught in his own imagination.

"Wake up!" Villager A said. "However, that beautiful woman said it very mysteriously. Don't say that the arrest warrant didn't capture the front face, but only captured a graceful back like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves!" Villager B miraculously took out a A well-preserved arrest warrant.

"Wow, kao! That's okay, buddy, I went too slowly and didn't get anything!" Villager B with a face of regret recalled that he had prepared all night in advance to get the arrest warrant, and his nervousness is unforgettable now! But But because I was nervous and drank too much water, I went for a while and came back and it was all robbed~~ (really stamping my feet and beating my chest)

"Forget it, being beautiful is not what you and I can imagine!" And now the person has disappeared.Villagers Jia Yi Ding tacitly did not say this sentence.

"Let's go drink together!" Villagers A, B, and Ding walked away shoulder to shoulder.

A simple village in the East China Sea

A peaceful village where people go about their business.At this time, "big news, big news!" "Look, village chief." The villagers shouted loudly.

"Why are you making such a fuss? Have the pirates come? It shouldn't be, our village is covered by a vice-admiral. Ordinary pirates don't dare to take such a risk?!" the village chief asked strangely.

"Village chief, take a look. This news is no less than a pirate attack." The village chief calmly took it over and looked at it, and was stunned for 3 seconds.A clear sigh: "Sure enough!"

"Why is that so? Do you know what the village chief means?" asked the people around him.

The puzzled villagers could only see the village chief looking up at the sky for a long time, unable to control himself.

Naval Headquarters Mary Gioia

Putting down the newspaper, he looked towards the boundless sea and murmured: "I hope this child will not have too much impact on the temporary stability of the world in the future!" Worry was written all over his face.

"Boom!" A lieutenant general who woke up after bursting the bubble said, "Ah, why did you wake up when you were eating the 99th donut? Something happened!" Fight to go.

This is the dividing line back to the present ——————————

Lilith, who came here with Dover not long ago, is not quite used to the unique scenery here—"Honey, this looks so beautiful on you!" "Really? I think the other one looks better!" "Well, then Buy both!" "You're so sweet, my dear!" The doll husband took his human wife happily for a stroll.

In fact, the source of this unique scenery is not from her dear daddy~ Lilith was talking silently, but her face was still calm—that is, commonly known as facial paralysis.

Thinking of facial paralysis, Lilith didn't know why, could it be congenital facial nerve deficiency?After practicing smiling, angry, and sad expressions in front of the mirror countless times, I found that my facial expressions are really not vivid! (Thinking sadly with a paralyzed face)

Ever since Lilith could remember, she never laughed, got angry, or cried.

Still, the lack of emotes has its benefits.

Fufufufufufu~ "My little Lilith baby, your speed is too slow~~ Come on, it should be like this!" After the abuse, no, cross it out.It was Dover who regularly taught Lilith to practice every week.

mua~ "Baby blushing and not admitting defeat is so cute!" (You can see so many 'expressions' from the daughter's facial paralyzed face, it is indeed a real father) took the opportunity to take advantage of the speed to sneak a kiss on his daughter's pink and tender face like a red apple . (This is really the most interesting right to be a father.) Doflamingo, who is unerring in his daughter's control, enjoys the pride of how cute, smart and potential his daughter is.

Fufurfur Fufurfur~~~

Looking back at that time, Lilith is very grateful for the lack of facial expression nerves-facial paralysis still has benefits.Hehehehe~~ I still can't see the wretched smile that YY couldn't help showing!

Two days later

This is Lilith who was called to Dover's room.Dover, who looked at the sound shell in his hand and didn't look up, did not boo in his usual tone, "This is a present for your 5th birthday."

Lilith tilted her head and looked at the sound in front of her in a daze. Dover pressed the button, and a pleasant and slightly low-pitched voice came out.

"It was left to you before your mother left!" Dover added.

"Mama's little Lilith baby..."

tbc======?