I am a man in a dream

At this time, Sister Feng came up to pour the wine and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, the wine is cold, the ancestors have a sip to moisten their throats and then break the lie. This time it is called "The Story of Breaking Lies", and it came out in this dynasty. This year, this month, this year in Japan, the old ancestor could not speak two words with one mouth, and two flowers bloomed, each showing a branch. It was a lie and not showing. After the old ancestor let the two relatives have a glass of wine and watch two plays, How about starting from yesterday's words?" She said with a smile while pouring wine, but before she finished speaking, everyone was already laughing.

The two female gentlemen couldn't help laughing, and said: "Grandma is so eloquent. When grandma wants to tell a book, we don't even have a place to eat." Aunt Xue said with a smile: "You don't have much fun, there are people outside. Not as usual." Sister Feng laughed and said, "There is only one uncle Zhen outside. We still talk about brothers and sisters, and we have been so naughty since we were children. I have established many rules because of my marriage these few years. Then It’s not about the siblings from a young age, but they are treated as uncles. In "24 Filial Piety", they can’t come to "play colors" to make their ancestors smile. I have managed to make my ancestors smile here. I ate a little more food, everyone likes it, you should thank me, can't you make fun of me?" Jia Mu said with a smile: "But I haven't had a painful laugh in the past two days, but it's thanks to him that I laughed all the way. I feel better, and I'll drink another minute of wine."

After eating wine, he ordered Baoyu, "To your sister, too." Sister Feng smiled and said, "You don't need him to toast, I'll ask for the birthday of my ancestors." Then he picked up Jia Mu's cup and poured half of it After eating the leftover wine, I handed the cup to the servant girl, and replaced it with a cup soaked in warm water.So the cups on each table were removed, and the cups to be replaced were soaked in warm water and new wine was poured out, and then sat down.

The female gentleman replied: "The old ancestors don't listen to this book, or play a set of music and listen to it." Then Jia Mu said, "You two match a set of "General's Order." When they heard that, they hurriedly pressed the chords. Fiddle with it.Jia Mu asked, "What time is it?" All the women hurriedly replied, "It's the third watch." .Mrs. Wang got up and said with a smile: "It's better for the old lady to move into the kang in the warm pavilion. These two relatives are not outsiders, so we just stay with you." When Jia Mu heard that, she laughed: "Since you say that, why don't you Everyone move in, wouldn't it be warm?" Mrs. Wang said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to sit in the room." Jia Mu said with a smile, "I have a reason. Now I don't use these tables anymore, just put two or three together, and we all sit together. Squeezed together, it smells nice and warm." Everyone said: "This is interesting." As they spoke, they set up a table.All the daughters-in-law hurriedly removed the remnant seats, and three big tables were merged inside, and fruit dishes were added and arranged.Then Jia Mu said, "don't be too formal. Just listen to my assignment and sit down." Then she asked Xue Li to sit up front, and she sat facing west. Baoqin, Daiyu and Xiangyun all followed closely. Sit down on the left and right, and said to Baoyu, "You are next to your second brother Lin." So Baoyu and Lin Hongming came next, Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang came next, and Baochai and other sisters were on the west side. Bacteria, Youshi Liwan sandwiches Jia Lan, and Jia Rong's wife is on the bottom.

Because Jia's mother said to listen to the opera, the boys rushed to the theater and took out all the adults in the class, leaving only the children.For a while, the instructor of Lixiangyuan brought 12 people, including civil servants, out from the corner door of the veranda.Jia Mu said with a smile: "During the first lunar month, your master will not let you go out for a stroll. Only the violin and Xiaoguan are used, and the Sheng flute is not used at all." Aunt Xue said with a smile: "It's really thanks to him. I have seen hundreds of plays. , I’ve never seen a pipe flute.” Jia Mu said: “There are also. It’s just like the ‘Chujiang Qing’ in Xilou just now, and there are many young students who play the flute. There are really few such big sets. This is also what the master pays attention to. It's nothing special. It's nothing special." Pointing to Xiangyun, he said: "When I was as old as him, his grandfather had a small opera, and a player who played the piano came together, such as 'Listening to the Qin' in The Story of the West Chamber, and The Story of the Jade Hairpin. "Qin Tiao" is a continuation of "Hujia Eighteen Beats" in Pipa Ji." Seeing Jia's mother was very happy, Sister Feng smiled and said: "While the ladies are here, why don't you ask them to play the drums, let's spread plums, How about an order of 'spring happiness on the brows'?" Jia Mu laughed and said, "It's a good order, and it's just in time for the scene." The busy man took a black lacquered copper nail and played with the female elders. with.A branch of red plum was taken from the table.Jia Mu said with a smile, "if you live in someone's hands and have a drink, you have to say something." Sister Feng laughed and said, "according to me, whoever wants what the old ancestors want. We won't do it." Isn't it boring. According to me, both refined and vulgar should be rewarded. It's better to tell a joke to whoever loses." After hearing this, everyone knew that he was always good at telling jokes, and most of all, she had infinite fresh and funny stories in her stomach; Saying this today, not only the people at the table like it, but even the old and young people who serve underground are all happy.

So the play is over.Jia Mu ordered some soup, fruit and vegetables to be eaten with the civil servants, and then ordered the drum to be played.The female elders are all used to it, whether it is tight or slow, or like a leaky drop, or like the disease of beans, or like a frightened horse galloping wildly, or like the light of lightning flashing and dimming.The drums are slow, and the plums are passed slowly; the drums are fast, and the plums are passed quickly.Just when it reached Jia Mu's hand, the sound of the drum suddenly stopped.Everyone laughed.Everyone laughed and said, "Of course the old lady is happy first, so we can rely on some happiness." Jia Mu said with a smile, "This wine is fine. It's just that this joke is a bit difficult to tell." Everyone said: "The old lady's better than that." Sister Feng's is better than many, and we will smile if we reward one." Jia Mu said with a smile: "There's nothing new to laugh about, but I have to say one with a thick skin." Yin said: "The family has raised ten My son married ten daughters-in-law. Only the tenth daughter-in-law was smart, sweet-hearted, and loved by his in-laws the most. The family said that the nine were not filial. The nine daughters-in-law were wronged, so they discussed: "Let's nine I am filial in my heart, but not as clever as that little hoof, so my father-in-law and mother-in-law only say good to her when they are old. Who can I complain about this grievance? Go ahead and ask him: Why did you just give that little hoof a good mouth, we are all stupid? Everyone liked it and said, "This is a good idea." The next day, he They all came to the Temple of Hades to burn incense, and nine of them fell asleep under the altar. The nine souls were waiting for the arrival of Hades. Somersaulting clouds came, and when they saw nine souls, they wanted to beat them with golden cudgels. The nine souls were so frightened that they knelt down and begged. Sun Xingzhe asked the reason, and the nine people hurriedly told him the reason. Sun Xingzhe listened and told him He stomped his foot, sighed and said, "It's a good thing that I met me. He won't know until Hades comes." The nine people heard this and begged, "Great Sage, show mercy, and we'll be fine." Sun Xingzhe laughed and said, "It's not difficult. That day, when your sisters-in-law were giving birth ten times, I happened to go to the King of Hades. Because I pissed on the ground, your little aunt ate it. Now you want You have a good mouth, there is plenty of urine, and you can just soak it up and eat it." After finishing speaking, everyone laughed.

Sister Feng smiled and said: "Okay, fortunately we are all stupid, otherwise we would have eaten monkey urine." Youshi Lou smiled and said to Li Wan: "Who has eaten monkey urine here, don't Pretend you're okay." Aunt Xue said with a smile: "It's not a joke, it's good or bad, as long as you laugh at the scene." Said, and beat the drum again.As long as the little girls listen to Sister Feng's jokes, they will quietly explain to their daughters, taking cough as a memory.After a while, it was passed on twice. As soon as it reached Sister Feng's hands, the little girls coughed on purpose, and the daughter stopped.All the people laughed together and said, "That's the way to catch him. Have a quick drink and say something good, don't laugh so funny." Sister Feng said with a smile: "Let's talk about the one after the first month and a half. Several people carry A firecracker the size of a house was released outside the city, attracting tens of thousands of people to follow. One impatient person couldn't wait, so he secretly lit incense. Hearing a puff, everyone burst into laughter. The person who carried the firecrackers complained that the ones selling the firecrackers were not strong, and they scattered before they were released." Xiangyun said: "Didn't he hear the sound?" Sister Feng said: "This person is a deaf man." Everyone I heard that, when I think about it, I suddenly burst out laughing.Thinking about the previous one again, I asked him, "I should finish talking about the first one." Sister Feng slapped the table and said, "That's enough! The next day will be the sixteenth, and the year will be over." , The festival is over, I see people busy collecting things and still can't figure it out, so I don't know what's going on." When everyone heard this, they laughed again.Sister Feng said with a smile, "it's already four o'clock outside. According to me, our ancestors are also tired. We should be deaf and set off firecrackers. Let's go." "This thing really knows how to be poor." Jia Mu laughed and said, "It's true that Feng girl is getting more and more poor." As she said, she ordered: "She brought up the firecrackers, and we also set off the fireworks to relieve the hangover. "The fireworks are all tributes from various places. Although they are not very big, they are extremely exquisite, with all kinds of stories; they are sandwiched with various fireworks.Lin Daiyu was weak, so Mother Jia hugged him in her arms.Aunt Xue hugged Xiangyun.Xiangyun said with a smile, "I'm not afraid." Baochai and others laughed and said, "She only loves to blow up firecrackers herself, so she's afraid of this!" Mrs. Wang put Baoyu in her arms.Sister Feng laughed and said, "No one cares about us." Youshi laughed and said, "I'm here, and I'll hug you. Don't be shy, you're acting like a spoiled child again. Hearing the firecrackers, it's like eating bee excrement." Yes, I'm frivolous again today." Sister Feng laughed and said, "When we're done, let's release it in the garden. I'm better than the boys. Brother Lin, you and I will release it together." Jia Mu hurriedly shouted: "Be careful of your hands hurting."