[Tutor Squalo] Moon and Shark

My birthday is April 4th, which is an unlucky number when read in Chinese.But anyway, I was so unlucky that I crossed into a mafia, and "die and die" lost its deterrent effect—people die every day.

As a scumbag mafia, you must be mentally prepared to have your brain explode at any time.

"Hey!! Don't compare yourself to me!! Only you are the scum mafia!!"

Yes, yes, I believe you will recognize it at a glance, there is only one person here who can make people want to give him all the exclamation points in the world, and that is Spelby Squaw, who has nothing but hair color Ro.

"Who says you have nothing but hair color, you trash!! I'll kill you!!"

"Can't you keep your voice down?"

Of course he can't.Not only could it not, but this guy with such high self-esteem that broke through the sky even swung his sword to chase me down, and he chopped down a piece of dummy props, flowers and plants along the way, scaring countless passers-by ABC.

Alas, beating and killing is not good, flowers and plants are innocent.I miss Tang Sanzang in Journey to the West.

However, even though Squalo always slashes and kills with a bloodthirsty smile, and from time to time he opens his voice to roar like a Vongola lion, as if only Lao Tzu kills and no one kills Lao Tzu every day, In fact, he also knew in his heart that the murderer was always killed, and since he was a mafia walking on the edge of the abyss of death, he must be prepared to fall into eternal silence the next moment.Otherwise, a few years later, he would not have embarked on the road of wandering around and challenging various swordsmanship masters just for the sake of excellence.This habit even accompanied him all his life.

He knew how the Mafia would end, and I knew he did.

Ever since the last fight and squatting in the confinement room, Vengley's special assassination unit Balian has taken a fancy to Spelby Squalo and wants to book him as an elite cadre.But this guy's heart is higher than the sky, and he said boldly that he only accepts the position of Balian's boss.When he said this, I was squatting on the side to eat instant noodles as another target of Balian, but in the end I choked and sprayed the noodles from my nostrils.

Damn it.

According to the law of history and the law of novels, I think that such a boastful and unrealistic person is just a trick. He may be beaten by the current Balian leader in a few minutes and call his father on the ground, but it turns out that It's my poor imagination.

The leader of Balian readily agreed, and the ninth generation of Peng Lie readily stamped it, but he needs to complete four years of study in the mafia candidate school first.In other words, after he got his graduation certificate (does the mafia have such a thing?), he could brag about calling himself the Balian BOSS.And he was only 16 at the time.

I was so shocked that I almost buried my face in the instant noodle bowl.

The Italians around me despise me for eating this cheap fried food invented by Japan, and feel that their pasta is not as strong as their pasta.But ever since I witnessed a renegade being literally stuffed into a meat grinder and turned into a pile of meat sauce, I can't get enough of that lovely pasta.Farewell, innocent pasta.

To be fair, I'd rather have an Italian cannon raze this place to the ground.But I don’t have it, and I can’t even if I have it, so let’s eat instant noodles.

This incident made Squalo very proud, he walked with the wind, and the number of times he chased and killed me increased.Well, one of the consequences of his being in a good mood is that he wants to practice swords more. Sure enough, taking a hobby as a career can arouse people's infinite passion, and he doesn't think it is hard to work overtime. The salted fish are two different things.

And the reason he was able to hunt me down so much and I, unfortunately, couldn't stay away from him, was of course that we were both freshmen at mafia waitlist school.I also just found out that his birthday is February 2th. This number pattern is a bit similar to mine, but isn’t 12 more suitable for him?

The mafia candidate school is co-organized by a series of allied families headed by Peng Gelie. The purpose is to share and optimize resources and cultivate younger brothers who can be used by each family.However, some families would also send their heirs here. Usually, either because the family was in decline and unable to cultivate good enough heirs, or the heirs were weak and unsuitable for the treacherous and brutal mafia, they were thrown here to strengthen their minds.

Dino Gabrielone was thrown for the above two reasons at the same time.He was a young man with blond hair and brown eyes, with a innocent and confused expression, standing there thinking of a rabbit that was suddenly thrown into the hyena group, he was embarrassed and timid.When I saw him for the first time, I was dozing off in a lush tree canopy, when I was suddenly woken up by a noise, and when I poked my head out, I saw the young master being chased and beaten by some delinquent boys.The rabbit-like blond young master tried to fight back while running, but he was clumsy and hesitated when throwing stones. How could he beat those arrogant mafia freshmen.

I felt deeply obliged, and immediately jumped out to save Master Rabbit.

His expression of gratitude and surprise that day was deeply etched in my mind, so that I would accidentally call him "Master Rabbit" for a long time afterwards, and he smiled wryly and asked if he could stop calling him that way, with that kind of gentle and helpless look Exactly the same as good old people in normal society.

I like him very much.For a while, it was even rumored in school that I was in love with Dino Gabrielone, and I always stared at him with affectionate eyes.When I heard this rumor for the first time, I couldn't help laughing, thinking that Italians, like the French, can associate everything with love and sex.However, it didn't take long for the rumors to intensify. When I heard it again, the story had become: the innocent and harmless young master Gabrielone ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dared to rob Peng Lie's "bloody shark" woman. Brazenly going out with the "shark's woman" and being in love with each other, it seems that death is not far away.

What's more, this matter was told to me by "Shark" himself.

I was so dazed that I couldn't even turn my head.

"'Shark's Woman'? Me? And Dino?" I glared at him. "Three brats under the age of 13 have a yarn love triangle!"

"I care so much about you!! Dare to drag me into this kind of boring rumors, you are all ready to die miserably!! Hey!!!"

Squalo brandished his sword and slashed people all over the school. As expected, he was like a shark chasing its prey, scurrying around, looking vicious, terrifying and persistent.

The effect was also remarkable - the rumors were immediately put to rest.

New rumors circulated in the dark: Vongola and Gabrielone shook hands and made peace and had a threesome.

...I kneel down to the Italians, really.

The author has something to say: ah~ our tickets~ that’s it~ brainless happiness~