[Tutor Squalo] Moon and Shark

On the night when Kudaime told me about the problem of staying overnight, after I finished rolling the sheets with Squalo, I lay on the bed and watched him get dressed thoughtfully.It was late autumn at that time, the heating was not turned on but the air was already a bit cold, but he stood there as if he could not feel the coolness of autumn at all, he put his clothes on casually, his smooth skin didn't even have half a goosebump.Probably my gaze was too burning, he was half dressed, suddenly lowered his head and raised his eyebrows at me, then threw himself on me, crushing me half to death again.

"Hey, what are you looking at, isn't it enough?" He touched my face with his hand, and even the palm of his hand was full of calluses that would only be accumulated by swordsmen, "If you want to continue, just say it, idiot."

"No, can I trouble you to move your body first, it crushed me so hard..."

Not only did the childish shark not move, but he pressed harder, as if my struggling was some kind of amusing entertainment that would make him laugh out loud.Is he re-enrolling in kindergarten this year?

It made us call back and forth for a long time, and he was about to get stuck and go back, so I remembered what I was going to say.

"Ahem, Squalo, let me tell you something..."

I cleared my throat, conveyed the meaning of Jiu Dai Mu concisely, objectively and neutrally, and said that I told you about this, but there is absolutely no other meaning, oh, I just let you understand the situation, there is absolutely no other meaning.

"Okay, I got it!! I have emphasized so many times, are you an idiot!!"

Got yelled at again.Why don't I buy some fat sea for him to soak.

Squalo raised his eyebrows and looked unhappy.I thought he was going to leave, but I didn't expect him to sit on my bed so hard that I almost rolled around.

I hugged the quilt and looked at him.He also stared at me.

...I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.It's over, we've never spent the night together, what should we do now, fuck the sheets?But it's just finished.go out to eat?I have eaten, and the shop outside is closed early at this point.

"I'll make a call," he said.

I watched him pull out his cell phone and wondered who he would call.Sure enough, as soon as the call was connected, he started yelling at the other side, and was hung up once during the period, and someone else answered the call again.To be honest, I have only seen such talents as Balian when they can play so wildly on the phone, ridicule each other, and yell.

"... A bunch of trash!! See if I don't kill you guys when I go back!! And the bastard BOSS!!" He gritted his teeth and held the phone, furious and hideous.I'm really worried that he'll crush that poor phone with a single blow.

"So you're allowed to stay out overnight?" I asked.

"What does 'approved' mean!!!"

I covered my ears and said, "Don't pay attention to the details. So are you staying today? I thought you were going back to take care of them. Aren't you XANXUS' exclusive babysitter..."

"What are you thinking about every day, idiot!! Nanny is a ghost!! I will kill you!!"

I grabbed the quilt and covered my head, trying to block the noise pollution, but the next second the shark violently tore off my quilt and glared at me angrily.I'm really worried that one day he'll pop his gray-blue eyes out of the frame.

"Uh……"

I looked at him very tangled, and still couldn't figure out how to spend this long night.It's not even nine o'clock, so it's too early to go to bed, right?Alas, I didn't expect that I was such a boring person, which made me bow my head in shame.

"Well, how about we watch a movie? Or do you like to listen to music? If you like to fight, it may be too late today, and there is no training ground in my apartment. Or should I read to you?"

Squalo's hair has been growing for more than 8 years, and it is already very long.When he sat down, the ends of his hair would touch the bed and be at eye level with me.No matter how long it takes, the worthless me will still be attracted by this piece of silvery hair, so I quietly grabbed a bunch of hair and held it in my hand, and I couldn't help pulling it twice.

"What are you playing again!"

The shark above the head seemed to be annoyed by me, and choked on me, but didn't say to pull my hair back.I pushed forward and got up and hugged him so that I could bury my face in his hair.

It’s so nice to have a lover with long silver hair, you can touch, hug and bury your face casually, and he will hug you back hard and kiss your ears and cheeks.

Thinking of this, I can't help feeling: After nearly 12 years of unremitting efforts, I finally broke this irritable and impulsive mackerel into OOC.Although I didn't do this on purpose, God knows how he OOCed himself, but anyway, he just became different.It's a fact, and one of the few facts that I like.Since I can accept those helpless and bitter parts, then this is enough to be called the sweet and heartwarming part, so let me accept it happily.

"Let's study." He said, "Didn't you insist on letting me listen to your reading last time? The twittering is so annoying. Next time, if you talk too much in an emergency, I'll kill you, idiot."

If we were ordinary couples, his smoldering brows would be enough to make the girl quarrel with him.But when the same sentence is put on this ooc Aoyu, it actually makes me hear a lot of warmth.Hey, I really am perverted.

All right, study.But what do you read?In the past, when I read to him, I just read what I had on hand, and I never picked it out;

When I was caught in the dilemma of choice, Squalo asked me out of the blue where I got what I said last time in the hospital.I thought for a while before reacting.

"That's the oath you say in front of the priest when you get married." I think, those who were born in Italy but have never heard of this passage are the mafia, and they have to be a special type of mafia like Balian.

"……marry?"

He suddenly felt a little thoughtful.

"Didn't you say it's going to be 25 years old?" There was that aggressive light in his eyes again, as if he could pin me firmly just by his eyes, "Luna, do you want to advance?"

Ha, what is this shark talking about out of the sky?Faced with his increasingly displeased face, I thought for a long time in confusion, before I managed to pull out a dusty sentence from the pile of nonsense I used to say.It seems that at some point, I told him that I wanted to get married at the age of 25.

...If I admit to him now, at that time I was thinking of marrying a man who had nothing to do with the mafia after retirement, and say goodbye to him and his world, I have a hunch that I will really be deaf, and maybe I will I was locked in a small dark room.So why is he bringing this up now? Could it be that he finally realized that he wants to settle accounts with me?No, there are enemies!

So I showed a sincere expression of 120 million, put my arms around his neck, and told him that it doesn't matter if I don't get married.

"Is it necessary for the mafia to get married? No need, no need at all." I confessed myself seriously, "I just said it casually, just as a joke, don't take it seriously. I don't plan to get married at all, really!"

I asked myself very clearly and resolutely in a few words, but unexpectedly, Squalo's face turned black all of a sudden.

"What do you mean?" These syllables really popped out from between his teeth, and combined with his knife-like gaze, it was terrifying, "Luna, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?" Are you kidding me?! Hey——!! What a joke!!”

Even though I was dizzy from being yelled at, I still remember trying to hold the shark close and try to reassure him.After talking a lot of good things, I recalled it amidst his endless anger: Hey, did he think that I wanted to marry him, and he was... quite happy?

But... Unless it is a big boss who is on the stage as a signboard, such as Jiudaimu, I can't think of any need for the mafia to get married.Why do gangsters go to the government to register, and tell the world, "Everyone, come quickly, this is my most important person, who has revenge and seeks revenge"?Not stupid!People like Sawada Iemitsu are rare, and he has a lot of worries about keeping his wife and children in a small place in the East to protect them.

Is it necessary to get married?

But Squalo seemed really angry and cared about it, and the hardest part was that he didn't admit it.He insisted that it was I who wanted to get married, and that I was playing tricks on him on purpose—it was really wronged!I'm helpless, but I can't help it. I can't tell him that I wanted to kick him at the beginning, right?Speaking of it, he always likes to emphasize to me that I love him so much, he looks like a complacent idiot.

Hey, there is really nothing to do with him.This proud shark is also really arrogant as hell in some respects.

So, pitifully, I not only took pains to comfort him, but also said countless sweet words, and finally agreed to hold a small wedding in a muddleheaded way. Of course, I didn't register it.

As naive as I am, I still treat this as an alternative play until before the wedding.As a modern person, of course, I think marriage is only a marriage if it is registered and has legal effect. As for the ceremony of changing clothes and going through the motions, what is it if it is not a play?

As a result, on the day of the wedding, I was stunned to see the big bosses giving speeches, congratulating and saying that Pengelie would continue to love each other, and Balian was no exception. He specifically teased me, saying that I clearly said I was not in a hurry to get married, but ended up getting married right away.At this time, I realized that the traditional marriage of the Mafia is like this, and family recognition is the first priority, which has nothing to do with the government.

That's right, black people.

So, I got married so stupidly?No, although I have said that there is a high probability that I will not be able to retire, but what if there are variables?Why did I just get married? ? ?

Feeling that the reality is too magical, I looked down at my wedding dress, then at the sunny lawn around me and a large group of black suit mafia, and finally looked at the faces around me, "I'm bored, I want to fight but I can't bear it." "Forbearance" silver-haired proud shark, at this moment I finally realized what I was doing.And I'm absolutely sure that if I run away from marriage at this time, I... Forget it, I can't imagine how angry this shark will be.Maybe the whole of Italy will explode/explode in place.

... It's too late, it's really too late, there's no turning back at all.

It is said that marriage is a siege, a tomb, and a fire pit.

what can I do?

I don't know what to do other than jump down with my eyes closed! !

In short, I married Spelby Squalo.

This world is really too magical.

The author has something to say: ...why did you suddenly get married? ? ?I don't know, maybe my hands are slippery [Hide face

Okay, okay, I’m going to write an article for ten years, I can’t delay [Smoke