Heavenly Confidential

It is always very easy to spend other people's money. Princess Ao San, who is holding a large bag of money dropped by the magic mirror in her hand, is obviously very generous. Why don't you ask for it after spending it?Based on this realization, she wandered around with the little steamed stuffed bun, which is the truth, and ate all the delicacies in Guanjiangkou. It is worth stating that they ate all the food in a very ostentatious way!This ostentation does not mean that the third princess threw a ten taels of silver at will to the aunt who sells candied haws, but that they just opened their mouths and let the shopkeeper of the fish ball shop put 1000 strings of fish balls on it!

Looking at the two people who were smiling sincerely at him, the shopkeeper Zhang's mouth twitched. Are these two people or pigs? ! 1000 strings? !I'm not afraid of nausea, I'm not afraid of being overwhelmed!It's a pity that I have been in business all my life and have never seen such an edible master!Looking contemptuously at the two faces with the obvious expression of "I'm a foodie, who am I afraid of", the shopkeeper Zhang patted his thigh and tried his best to control the corners of his twitching mouth. For the sake of the boss, even if you are exhausted, you have to make up 1000 strings for you!Quickly hung a signboard of "Closed Business" outside the door, and the shopkeeper Zhang went into the kitchen with a kind of solemnity of "the strong man is gone and will never return". The remaining 100 strings will be made persistently... Poor shopkeeper Zhang's small business only made [-] strings in one day...

The fish balls in this fish ball shop taste really good!Well, not only fish balls, but also candied hawthorn cakes are delicious!In other words, the more I walk around, the more I feel that there are so many delicacies in Guanjiangkou. Although I lived here for more than 1000 years, it seems that I only cared about arguing with Yang Jian, and I didn’t have a chance to eat it!Thinking about grabbing another string of fish balls, he took a bite, and when he goes back, he will definitely let Yang Jian bring him back to have a good meal, but, the little bun will not be there by then, right? !Woohoo, how cute this little bun is, thinking about it, Princess Ao's gaze at the little bun felt a little sad...

"Sister, let me give you some advice, can you be okay and not wander?!" Xiao Baozi bit a shrimp-flavored meatball hard, and groaned indistinctly, "Don't think about something all day long, even if you think about it, it's okay. Just thought, can you stop being so obvious?!"

"Uh, my mind wandering is obvious?!" The corners of Princess Ao San's lips twitched, thinking that when she stayed in the West Sea, everyone praised her for being smart, why did she become stupid when she landed? !Glancing at the little bun, thinking about the way Yang Jian looked at her eyes every time a fool looked at her, Princess Ao San had an epiphany in depression, it wasn't this princess who was stupid, it was obviously you who were cunning and treacherous...

Glancing at the poor Princess Ao San, who was a little bit aggrieved, and considering the fact that he was eating someone else's food, Xiao Baozi wiped his mouth and calmly comforted him: "Basically, it's not very obvious..."

Princess Ao San's eyes started to sparkle, so let me tell you!Except in front of some black-bellied people like you, this princess is still very smart!

"Well, people with long eyes can probably see it..." Xiao Baozi uttered the second half of the sentence calmly, Princess Ao was in a state of horror for half a day, wishing to squirt blood three feet in all directions 360 degrees to express her mood at this moment !Seeing the pink and tender cheeks quickly wipe out the fishball buns, Princess Ao San's hands were itchy, hum, you will feel better if you dare to bury me!His eyes turned gorgeously, and he leaped forward. The little bun made a quick move as if he knew it all along, and a certain princess jumped into the air gorgeously...

"Sister, next time you want to do something bad, don't be so obvious." The little bun gnawed on the fish balls, reached out and patted the drooping head of Princess Ao San who was on the table, with an extremely hateful tone. Not Chenggang, "It's easy for people to see through your eyeballs rolling like that!"

Princess Ao sank her head deeply in her arms in grief and indignation, this is discrimination!Naked discrimination!In reality, it's fine for Yang Jian to be taught a lesson by that ice cube every day, and he finally stays in the illusion and is disgusted by this little kid for no reason, why? !No, no matter what, I can't be bullied by a brat!So, trying her best to control her eyeballs, Princess Ao smiled sweetly, "Small buns, is that enough?! How about we have a few more skewers?!"

Little Baozi raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer, "Being courteous for nothing is either rape or stealing!"

"Huh?!" You are the only one who can speak politely, right? !The third princess Ao is arrogant and upset. If you don’t give me a hard time, you don’t even know that the princess’s surname is Ao!Talk nonsense again, this princess will find a magic mirror to torture you, little brat!

"Well, why are you so stupid, sister, will sitting with me affect my image?!"

"Hey, you and Xiao Baozi, how are you talking?! Why did I affect your image?!"

Deeply aware that his words really hurt a certain dragon's self-esteem, the little bun stretched out his hand to poke a certain dragon, and the little bun sighed sadly, "Okay, sister, don't be angry? I don't blame you for this bad brain." ..."

Why does this kid hurt people so much? ! ! !Why is this princess having trouble with her head? !Princess Ao was so depressed that she just wanted to scratch the wall...

With a "bang", the door of the fish ball shop was flamboyantly knocked open, and three or five men who didn't look like good people came in, which made Princess Ao San quickly find a way to vent her anger. The illusion of a trash can.

So obviously, after the lewd man in the lead gave a lewd smile and was about to start his speech, Princess Ao San raised her head and yelled, "That one in the sky, my princess counts to three, if you don't get these people away, Otherwise, you will be at your own risk!" The wretched man in the lead was stunned for a moment, then looked up at Princess Ao San, it is a pity that such a beautiful girl is in vain, and she is actually a psychopath!Of course, he hadn't finished regretting it yet, a huge rock fell from the sky, poked a big hole in the roof gorgeously, and then hugged the earth with five people hugging affectionately...

The magic mirror Tan Tanshou said that the advantage of the illusion is that I am the boss and I am afraid of anyone!Just a boulder, not much pressure!

But Princess Ao is under a lot of pressure!Didn't you see Xiao Baozi's mouth still not moving? !Didn't you see that shopkeeper Zhang who ran out eagerly has entered meditation? !The corner of his mouth twitched, and he looked up at the sky. Although it was an illusion, could it be less bloody and violent? !Of course, it would be abnormal if the general public did not respond to such a loud noise!So, the big guys spontaneously came to watch and discuss, Zhang Zhang began to return to God after entering the samadhi, and then dutifully finished the scene where he was supposed to cry, and then the big guys all looked at Ao on the side. Three princesses and little buns, you all have to give an explanation anyway!

"Well, in fact, we are not very clear about it. These people suddenly broke in, and suddenly a rock fell from the sky. Everything happened suddenly..." Ao San Princess tried her best to choose between herself and the little bun, it wasn't her I don't want to be responsible, I really don't want to be treated as a monster in this illusion... Well, in fact, if you don't rush in so quickly, she will definitely threaten the magic mirror to make these people alive...

Hearing what Princess Ao San said, Xiao Baozi nodded vigorously to show his agreement.Suddenly he threw the fish balls in his hand, took out a white square handkerchief, wiped his mouth swiftly, threw himself into the arms of a beautiful woman in white, raised his face, and gave an extremely cute smile: " mother!"

"Erlang, are you naughty again?!" Glancing at the five people crushed to death by the stone, the beautiful woman in white frowned slightly, "What's going on?!"

Ao San Princess choked violently, "Erlang?!" She grabbed the little bun, tremblingly covered her delicate heart, carefully looked at that pink and tender little face, and stretched out her hand to brush the tangle of hair , "Little Baozi, you can't be Yang Jian, right?!"

"Sister, how do you know Erlang's name?!"

Looking at Yang Jian's flickering big eyes, Princess Ao was dizzy, so I said this little guy is too smart!Looking up at the beautiful woman in white, the corners of her mouth twitched, my mother-in-law Yaoji? !

Yaochi

His Majesty the Jade Emperor sat high on the throne, looked at the Master Zhenjun who stood in front of him and talked with a serious expression, his heart was decisively entangled, nephew, what stimulated you? !An hour ago, when I went to the morning court, your old man had a dull face, let you stand and your legs hurt, made you sit and your back hurt, made you fight and your back hurt, asked you to command your headache, and walked towards you faster than talking Everyone is fast, but it's good now, you summoned the big guys again in a blink of an eye, and your temper changed after you came back from the outside? !

"What are you thinking, Your Majesty?!" A sudden sentence rushed into the ears of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor put his head on his head and replied dumbly, "I didn't think about anything, I was just thinking about whether Yang Jian was my nephew or my uncle. As soon as he finished speaking, the Jade Emperor felt the chilly wind pouring down his back collar, and when he suddenly raised his head, he met Yang Jian's eyes full of disgust. With a nephew like you, I'd rather die!

Chen Xiang raised her head and looked at the Jade Emperor in confusion. Could it be that His Majesty also wants to fight for uncle with me? !Does His Majesty the Jade Emperor want to call my mother the third aunt? !Wouldn't that be my cousin? !In order, my aunt is also his aunt, and my aunt's father is... (Student Chen Xiang, you are overthinking...)

Shocking the whispering immortals with his eyes, Lord Zhenjun took a deep breath secretly, stabilized his emotions, and tried his best to ignore some of His Majesty's words that sounded nonsensical, and his tone remained steady, "About Yang Jian's arrangement, what else does Your Majesty have?" Opinion?"

"I... have no opinion." His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who found that Yang Jian didn't have the same knowledge as himself, was quite happy in his heart, so when he was happy, he said again, "If I have an opinion, can it be useful?!"

The gods fell silent, and while they were silent, they cast their gazes affectionately on Lord Zhenjun, secretly affirming in their hearts that they bet on two incense candles, it would definitely not work!

Lord Zhenjun raised his haughty chin, and spat out words from his lips: "Of course it's useless!"