Heavenly Confidential

Staring at the memorial in his hand, His Majesty the Jade Emperor felt that it was time for him to do something, because at this moment he deeply felt that the big guys are not taking themselves seriously now, look, this What is written in black and white? !What does it mean that the daughter of the Taishan Mountain God and the Hengshan Mountain God's wife are fighting, and you want me to judge right from wrong? !Such a trivial matter is also embarrassing to share, do you still think I am not busy enough or bully me for being good-tempered? !I don't believe you guys dare to act like this when Yang Jian is here!

Thinking unconsciously, His Majesty the Jade Emperor imitated Yang Jian's appearance and squinted his eyes pretending to be cold and stern. Since all of you do not let me have a good life, then don't blame me for being unkind!

His Majesty the Jade Emperor raised his head that had been buried deep in the memorial, and glanced coldly at Tian Nu, who was dozing off in Zhenghuan, and his sternness turned into all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred. Such a comfortable sleep!

There are all kinds of imbalances in his heart. His Majesty the Jade Emperor bitterly squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Tiannu."

Tian Nujia sniffed, opened his misty eyes and innocent eyes to meet the Jade Emperor's huge dark circles, and with a snap, he knelt down promptly and simply: "Please forgive me, Your Majesty!"

The Jade Emperor pouted, saying this every time he woke up, so he couldn't be a little creative!Carelessly changing the memorial in his hand, he waved his hand, "Get up. Go, declare my will, and ask all the immortals to come and see me immediately!"

Tian Nu was amazed, what kind of wind is Jade Emperor doing? !Who would like to come here at this time? !But when his tangled little eyes rested on His Majesty Jade Emperor's severe dark circles, he immediately understood what happened, so he nodded solemnly.

This person suffers better than everyone suffers together!

Sure enough, His Majesty's awareness is high!

A quarter of an hour later, the gods yawned, with expressions of three parts laziness, three parts anger, and four parts wanting to slap people, and quickly gathered in Yaochi.His Majesty the Jade Emperor hid behind the memorial, smiled, and smiled happily.

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, has His Majesty been irritated again? !Alas, how much I couldn't think about it back then to sponsor such a living treasure to be the Jade Emperor? !Sighing silently, the old gentleman concealed his inner thoughts, stepped forward and solemnly cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know what is the important thing to recruit ministers to come here at this time?!" But the answer he got was this: "It's okay .”

Looking at His Majesty Jade Emperor's smiling old face, Taishang Laojun almost choked to death!Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, are you looking for a draw or a draw? !

At this time, dragging the immortals from their sleep to this fairyland is enough to make these immortals angry, now you dare to answer like this? !The depression in Laojun's heart, the one who doesn't want to talk to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, and all kinds of supercilious eyes are staged in his heart...

Taking a deep breath and calming down, Laojun looked deeply at His Majesty the Jade Emperor, with a calm voice and sharp eyes: "Your Majesty, please tell me what you want, all immortal friends are waiting for you."

Noticing that the old gentleman's tone was wrong, His Majesty the Jade Emperor quietly glanced at the gods, and the aggrieved immediately wanted to shed tears, all threatened me, you all threatened me!What are you staring at!If Yang Jian is sitting here today, would you dare to do this? !Dare to breathe loudly, I will convince you!Yang Jian? !Yes, it is Yang Jian!His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who found the reason, said happily while lamenting that his machine was unparalleled, "Actually, there is...something! Haha, that judiciary god has been down to earth for a long time. The last time I asked Laojun to invite me, I said how long ago?" I’ll be back in the next day, why haven’t you come back now!?”

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was reliable, the old gentleman's tone softened, his face calmed down, and his mood calmed down, so he started his best activity of making peace with mud: "Return to Your Majesty..."

The Jade Emperor shook his hand, "Okay, I won't go around in circles with you either, I will definitely reward you whoever can invite the God of Justice back to the heaven!"

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Yaochi was completely silent, whoever was sick would take care of this trouble!

"Why don't the immortals speak?!" Look, Yang Jian is not here yet, so he is afraid of this!You all look at me because you look at me as a bully!snort!

"Cough, Your Majesty, Xiao Tiangou does not serve in the Heavenly Court. Even if we want to invite the Judiciary God back, we don't know where the Judicial God is!" Well, looking for him now, is he going to make a fool of himself on purpose?

"Doesn't Laojun have a mirror of heaven and earth?" Jade Emperor looked at Laojun with a smile, a drop of cold sweat slid down Laojun's forehead, and the old man said, Your Majesty, you are just looking for smoke today, right? !Peeping at Yang Jian, it's really thanks to you for thinking of it!

Laojun is wiping sweat here, it is just Laojun's personal behavior and will not represent the big guy!

As soon as they heard that they were going to spy on Yang Jian, all the immortals immediately became radiant and looked at Laojun eagerly, making Laojun hate so much that he only wanted to scratch the wall. Why are they all the masters who are not afraid of things? !

In the silent contest, the old man admitted that he lost, Yang Jian, don't blame the old man, the anger of the people is hard to offend, after you come back, you will execute them all Ling Chi!Extremely helpless, he waved his sleeves, the mirror of heaven and earth hung above the fairyland, the clouds flowed and changed, and finally there was a picture that made all the immortals twitch: Zhenjun Erlang, who has always been famous for his icebergs for thousands of years, is actually smiling at the corner of his mouth!Well, that's not the point, the point is that he is actually carrying his wife behind his back with a smile on his lips!

(Xu Jie: I have never seen the world...)

Lying on Master Zhenjun's broad back, he frolicked with the Lihun flower in his hand, reached out and nodded: "Hey, don't say that this princess won't give you a chance, hurry up and talk about something, if it's okay..." Seeing Lord Zhenjun still walking with small and vigorous steps, Princess Ao San narrowed her eyes, and added viciously in Lord Zhenjun's ear, "If you don't tell the truth, this princess will go back to the West Sea!"

Master Zhenjun maintained a smile on his lips, "Third princess, you have to pay for threats." (All immortals: This is indeed Zhenjun's famous saying! Three princesses, be careful!)

Princess Ao is an extremely self-respecting dragon, cough, well, actually she feels that it is not safe to be too close to a certain god, okay, no matter what the reason is, Princess Ao very consciously asks Yang Jian to put herself down, Then he put on a more imposing posture, raised his head arrogantly, and said provocatively: "This princess is threatening you, what can you do?! Say it or not?! If you don't say this princess, you will leave!

Calmly glanced at a frightened Fenlong, Master Zhenjun raised his finger and pointed to the west: "Walk over there in the direction of the West Sea."

The third princess Ao was angry and wronged, she stomped her feet, "Yang Jian!"

"Well, listen, if you have something to talk about, hurry up if you have nothing to do." Master Zhenjun smiled amiably while flapping his folding fan.So the immortals suddenly felt, how could this smile be so ungrateful...

The third princess Ao pursed her lips, turned around and walked towards the West Sea, dragging the petals as she walked, and said bitterly: "Humph! This princess is going back to the West Sea! Back to the West Sea! You haven't officially reunited yet, so you just have such a bad attitude." , don’t talk to you anymore!” All the immortals wiped their sweat, Princess Ao, don’t you get tired of always standing still? !Well, it’s actually Master Zhenjun who is dragging the third princess, but why don’t you talk when you drag her? !To be honest, the big guys are still looking forward to Wannian Bingshan's sweet words, and things that have never been seen are always rare...

"Why?!" Hehe, Ao Cunxin was so beautiful in his heart that he still knew how to hold onto the princess before he got home, but when he looked back, he was still unfriendly in various ways.

"No reason, just a question, do you want Yang Jian to take you back?!"

All the immortals fall, almighty Lord Zhenjun, don’t you really know that women are meant to be coaxed? !The Jade Emperor burst into tears, Yang Jian, you have watched it for 800 years, why didn’t you learn the 01:30 star!Look, the eyeballs of the niece and daughter-in-law are about to spit fire!

Princess Ao San bit her lip, feeling all kinds of depression in her heart, and threw away the paw of a certain god, "Yang Jian, this princess wants to break up with you! Right now!"

Looking at Princess Ao San, who was obviously blown up, Lord Zhenjun expressed no pressure, and smiled very kindly, "Do you think you are dead?!"

"Why never?! This princess is going back to Xihai right now, and told my father that you bullied this princess, and said that I will never see you again! If you have the ability, go back to Xihai again!"

"There is nothing that Yang Jian dare not."

(All the immortals: The three princesses are true, the rules of heaven have been changed...the Jade Emperor has been scolded...the Queen Mother has been forced to descend to the mortal world...)

He stretched out his hand and pulled Princess La Ao's hand: "How about this, let's make a bet?! If you win, what do you ask Yang Jian to say? If you lose, you are not allowed to say that you will go back to Xihai in the future, okay?! "

Princess Ao blinked: "What are you betting on?"

"Bet, when you return to the West Sea, you will find that the Jade Emperor's decree announcing that the three princesses and Yang Jian have not reconciled is already in the hands of the old Dragon King." Yang Jian looked up at the sky, "I believe Yue Zhang should still be angry now."

(All the immortals: Your Majesty Zhenjun is wise, not only Xihai, but now everyone has one share!)

"..." The third princess Ao was sad. In the past 800 years, her father had been teaching her to Dun Dun, and tried to persuade her to be sure and forget about a certain three-eyed monster!For the sake of the peach cake, I promised so sweetly!Now, it is estimated that the father must... oh...

Yang Jian walked up to the sad-faced Princess Ao, stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the small shoulder of a certain dragon, and said calmly, "So, third princess, you should accept your fate!"

Ao San Princess, who was deeply stimulated by the word "accept fate", threw off a certain god's claw, and shook her head arrogantly, "If I don't go back to the West Sea, can this princess not be able to wander the world?!"

Glancing at a single-celled dragon: "Then who do you think would dare to take in Mrs. Zhenjun?"

After thinking about Yang Jian's style and reputation in the Three Realms, Ao Cunxin reckoned that no one would dare to take him in.She curled her lips, "Yang Jian, you bullied me!"

"kindness."

"What are you doing?!"

"It's an admission of your accusation."

Princess Ao San was so angry that she just wanted to scratch the wall. Why is this god so thick-skinned!Alright, since you are so thick-skinned, don't blame this princess for playing tricks!Holding the divorce flower and scratching Yang Jian's ear, "I just want to ask you, what does that steamed bun have to do with this matter!"

"Must answer?!"

"Must answer!"

Hearing this, Yang Jian looked up at the sky, nodded, then looked sadly at Princess Ao San who looked expectant and arrogant, sighed, and strode forward.

How can there be such a person? !Raise people's appetite to the highest point, and just walk forward without saying a word? !Princess Ao San rushed up in grief and indignation. Seeing that the sadness was still there, thinking about Daji's sadness just now, she swallowed, and tugged at the sleeve of a certain god, "What's the matter? Is there anything I can't say?" ?!"

Yang Jian glanced at a certain dragon, and saved his neat sleeves from the certain dragon's grasp, and then a tricky smile appeared from the corner of his mouth, "It doesn't matter at all, I just feel that you have gotten a little fat recently, so you should eat Some steamed buns!"

Ao Cunxin was stunned, stunned decisively, how could he believe that Yang Jian, a paralyzed god, would express such a harmonious emotion of sadness? !Tears streaming down my face, have I been hacked by a certain god again? !

(—All the immortals are crying, Master Zhenjun, your acting skills are really not ordinary!"

"Yang Jian! Please speak clearly! How can this princess be fat?!" The third princess Ao broke out, and Lord Zhenjun smiled slightly, tilted his head and whispered in the ear of the third princess Ao, and the third princess Ao's face was "shua". It turned red, but still raised her head proudly, "That, that... I, the princess, am tired!"

Master Zhenjun glanced at a certain princess, turned around, and automatically felt that he was half-squatting down, "Come up."

Princess Ao happily climbed up.So the two of them just had a smile on the corner of their mouths, and the other was so happy that they wanted to scratch people, and continued to bicker without saying a word, all the way back to Chang'an...

Looking at the picture in the Qiankun Cloud Mirror, Taishang Laojun is quite relieved, cooperating with Yang Jian, this kid is not facial paralysis, it turns out that he can still laugh!Thinking about the first time I saw Yang Jian, it seemed that I was explaining the teachings 2000 years ago. It was colorful.I stared blankly for a while, but couldn't find anything I could do to help.Then with a shout: Yang Jian is here!Then a handsome boy who was as cold as the clothes he was wearing appeared, and he commanded the disciples of Yuxu Palace to put out the fire with a blank face. ancestral.

It's hard to imagine that a self-willed man like Yuan Shi would be captured obediently just because of this boy's call.The young man glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun, his eyes were like looking at an ignorant child, and then he turned to Yuanshi in an orderly manner.Yuan Shi did not object very fiercely, but curled his lips to express his reluctance.

Later, Laojun found out that Yuan Shi could only listen to what this young man said throughout the teaching, and this young man was Yao Ji's son, Yang Jian.

Sighing, why does he always feel that Yang Jian's facial paralysis is actually forced out by those old urchins who have been teaching for a long time? !Thinking about the young man back then, looking up at the young man in the cloud mirror smiling intoxicatingly like a spring breeze, the old gentleman gloated a little, Yang Jian, your ten thousand-year image has been ruined just like that!Ha ha!

But just at this time, Yang Jian in the Qiankun Yunjing suddenly raised his head, and a cold and sharp knife eye flew out suddenly, which made all the immortals tremble, and the Jade Emperor trembled and ordered Taishang Laojun to immediately accept the Qiankun Yunjing !

Wiping off the sweat, that Yang Jian shouldn't know, right? !

Aim, are you afraid now? !Why did you look so happy just now? !

Ignore the group of gods in the sky who were frightened by Yang Jian's stare, but said that the two returned to Chang'an like traveling in mountains and rivers.Looking at the still bustling street, Princess Ao San, who always liked the bustle, was in a good mood, so this pink dragon started the legendary look around when she was in a good mood. Suddenly, she saw the two people on her left. After the figure, he kindly and quickly threw away the steamed bun problem that he had been entangled with all the way, and was decisively stunned.Who can tell her why the child with a pink and pink smile that Zhan Zhao is holding is so fond of Nezha? !Stiffly pulling Master Lazhenjun, he pointed to a tall and short figure not far from them, "Isn't that Nezha?!"

With pink and tender cheeks, wearing the same signature clothing and hairstyle for thousands of years, it looks like Nezha at first glance!Yang Jian glanced at his head with his fan, why did Brother Nezha come here suddenly? !

Nezha, who was being held by the standing big hands, also found the two gods who looked at him suspiciously, and instantly burst into tears, second brother, you are back!

"Second brother!" Nezha quickly let go of Zhang Zhao's warm paws, and rushed towards him. According to the thoughts in Nezha's little head, he had to give him a bear hug no matter what!But how should I put it, after seeing the end of Xiaotiangou for so many years, Nezha still has some self-knowledge, knowing that a certain god is not so easy to be thrown, so when there was such a step away, he stopped and looked up. With a small face and pitiful face, he choked up tears and said, "Second brother, you are back!" If you don't come back, brother, I will be abducted by this gentle Zhan Zhao!

Princess Ao San squeezed Nezha's pink and tender face very unkindly, "Nezha, is it really you?!"

Nezha couldn't bear to slap off a certain princess's paw, affectionately caressed his pinched red face, and with his pitiful and innocent eyes, affectionately accused Ao San Princess of child abuse, but he waited It wasn't Princess Ao San's repentance and guilt, but a certain Fanlong's silly smile, "So it's really Nezha!"

Nezha looked at the silly princess, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Second sister-in-law, brother, why did I offend you, pinch brother so hard?!"