Heavenly Confidential

The Jade Lake was full of laughter and laughter, and the Jade Emperor felt all kinds of displeased when he saw the happy appearance of the immortals staggering and drinking there.My heart is almost in my throat, but it's good for you, you look like you are waiting to read jokes and gossip, what's the use of raising you group of gods? !Weakly glanced at the immortals present, almost all the people should have arrived, why didn't Yang Jian come here, didn't he really plan to rebel against the sky or something...

Picking up the brightly colored and seductive Baihua Niang in front of him, His Majesty the Jade Emperor sighed very heavily. He now knows what it means to shoot himself in the foot. The nephew happily came back to change the memorial, and now it seems that there is nothing to hope for.His Majesty the Jade Emperor took a sip of Baihua Niang in the midst of entanglement. He might not be able to drink such good wine in the future. Through the reflection in the cup, His Majesty the Jade Emperor had already seen his miserable future.It is said that Yang Jian is the number one God of War in the Three Realms, but after 800 years of getting along with Yang Jian, His Majesty the Jade Emperor deeply understood and concluded that what Yang Jian has never been good at is not killing people, but torturing people...

According to the experience of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian's danger index is generally divided into three stages:

The first stage: A real gentleman shakes an ink fan in his hand and tells himself word by word what he should do in this matter.Every time he looked at the swaying ink fan, the Jade Emperor would never hesitate to feel that if he expressed his disapproval a little, the seemingly harmonious fan would immediately transform into a very discordant three-pointed two-edged sword... …

The second stage: Lord Zhenjun just stood there coldly, staring at himself expressionlessly.At this time, His Majesty the Jade Emperor naturally felt that he was actually Yang Jian's prey...

The third stage: A certain Zhenjun is still standing there coldly, exuding a strong aura all over his body, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, drinking the tea in front of him casually, and occasionally throwing The eyes that seem to have no emotion but are actually full of murderous intent.His Majesty the Jade Emperor just wanted to say, Yang Jian, if you want to kill him, have a good time...

Yes, His Majesty the Jade Emperor never doubted Yang Jian's ability to torture people, but he really wanted to know what level Yang Jian was at now? !But no matter what, this Hundred Flower Brew is [-]% impossible to keep...

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the Dragon King of Xihai brings the first prince of Xihai, the second prince of Xihai, and Bodhisattva Guangli of the Eight Heavenly Dragons to have an audience." Tian Nujia's sharp voice suddenly sounded, and the Jade Emperor's eyebrows trembled unconsciously. It's quite complete, you really plan to fight with me, right? !I didn't want to detain the child for so long at the beginning, I just wanted to detain the child for a few hundred years longer, so that Yang Jian would also be depressed. Yes, the soldiers came to cover the water and the earth, and I was ready to go all out. His Majesty the Jade Emperor waved his hand. How can you look at that style, which is a bit of a tragic and majestic momentum...

As soon as Xihai's family entered the gate of Yaochi, they felt something was wrong. The small eyes of the immortals were firmly attached to them, no matter whether they were envious or jealous. high treatment.To this, he reacted by ignoring...

"Xiaolong brings his three sons to see His Majesty." Ao Run and Ao Qing Ao Song knelt down to salute, and the voice sounded at the same time as him, "The poor monk pays homage to Your Majesty." So he couldn't hold back the strong emotion in his heart. Out of curiosity, Ao Qing and Aosong glanced at the source of the sound out of the corner of his eye,

But seeing Ao Ming put his hands together and look at the Jade Emperor calmly, the demeanor, the aura, and the key point is the height of the standing, which made the two brothers kneeling on the ground express their deep envy and jealousy Hate, by the way, I never knew that there are such benefits after entering Buddhism. Why is the gap between dragons so big? !Afterwards, Ao Qing and Ao Song strongly expressed that she also wanted to become a monk. As a result, she was scolded by her old mother Yun Shuilong and her daughter-in-law rolled her eyes for three years. Isn't it the Western quasi-Buddha?How can the Buddha still live under the same roof with the concubine? You should go to the study, and the concubine will not disturb the Buddha's practice... Ao Qing and Aosong burst into tears. When did the tacit understanding between the two princes and concubines of Xihai become so good? up? !

In this regard, our dear Babu Tianlong Guangli Bodhisattva said to his two elder brothers with a very pure smile on his gentle and jade-like face, "This monk also pays attention to the right time, place and people. , not anyone who wants to become a monk can become a monk. Let's not talk about the right time and place, but just talk about the harmony of the people, and I will say that you two have such looks, talents, demeanor, and virtues. Although my Buddhist school is lenient, but Not everyone accepts it." After speaking, he patted the shoulders of the two brothers who hadn't reacted at all regretfully, sighed deeply, and then quickly ran away... Sure enough, when his left foot just stepped out In the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, I heard Ao Qing and Ao Ming's angry dragon chant, "Ao Ming, if you are capable, don't go back to the West Sea in your life!"

Alright, let's talk about the future. What we want to say now is that Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, is gnashing his teeth and staring at His Majesty the Jade Emperor. The shiny dragon teeth seem to be ready to bite His Majesty the Jade Emperor at any time. Regarding this, not only His Majesty the Jade Emperor was under a lot of pressure, but even the three sons of Ao Run expressed a lot of pressure. Ao Ming cleared his throat and said in a low voice, "Father, stop staring at His Majesty the Jade Emperor. The protagonist hasn't come yet, His Majesty won't announce anything."

"Then you didn't say it earlier!" After staring at his son fiercely, Ao Run's big piercing eyes drooped instantly, rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so exhausted... You said Yang Jian stared every day. How come his eyes don't hurt?!"

"Can you compare with Yang Jian?! Leaving aside the fact that he has three eyes, it's a skill to stare at people. I didn't see that Yang Jian squinted his eyes and gathered cold light. Who is that lightning flashing and thundering?" As if you only know how to stare, and others don't know how big longan is, it doesn't have any connotation at all..." Ao Ming curled his lips and looked at his father with a look of disgust, which made his two brothers deeply feel that this The family is not in vain, look at this sloppy mouth, and let go of all the scum said by his father, third brother, you are really a good boy who dares to tell the truth!

"Who do you say has no connotation?!" Ao Run's self-esteem was deeply hit.

"In terms of connotation, there is no one who is stronger than you?! Don't be modest!" Ao Ming smiled so innocently, which instantly gave people an illusion that Ao Ming was actually praising his father, "Say, Why haven't the third sister and third brother-in-law come yet?!"