Heavenly Confidential

"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva... Sa, what are you talking about?!" The Jade Emperor felt that his heart really needed the warm light of the little Golden Crow to illuminate his heart. He watched the piles of memorials tormenting him, but he actually listened to it. Seeing this kind of auditory hallucinations, His Majesty the Jade Emperor decisively and bravely, completely disregarding the possibility of waking up Tian Nu who was standing next to him, who was sleeping with eyes open, blocked the All the memorials have been pushed down...

"Your Majesty, calm down!" Tian Nu, who was woken up, knelt down in a panic, no matter whether he found himself or not, it is right to kneel down and admit his mistake at this time...

"Get up for me! Stand aside!" The Jade Emperor looked at the front where there was no memorial, and suddenly felt that the front was much wider, but his heart was extremely heavy, so His Majesty the Jade Emperor looked at him very sadly. The monk who spoke kindly but terribly said, "Bodhisattva, can you say it again, what happened?!"

"Your Majesty don't need to be excited, let the poor monk speak slowly." Songzi Guanyin looked at the Jade Emperor's distorted face due to excessive sadness, and fell into the nightmare in his own memory...

In the past 16 years, seven months and 28 days, Yuanshi Tianzun, who had a record of not leaving Kunlun for thousands of years, went to deliver his son every day under the watchful eyes of their disciples. Report on time.This puts a lot of pressure on Songzi Guanyin, who has always known the style of explaining and teaching those crazy old men, but he is not easy to drive people away, after all, except for Master Tianzun who occasionally goes in the middle for a long time. First of all, it is convenient and convenient for a long time. Except for the occasional visit to pick up Lord Tianzun, Lord Tianzun will sit there very obediently and quietly thinking about the chess game...

Over time, Songzi Guanyin had such an illusion: In fact, Master Tianzun really only came to find him to play chess... And the people who explain the teachings like the convenience for a long time...

After having such an illusion, Guanyin of Songzi castigated deeply on himself based on his identity as a Buddhist family member: It is true that the heart of a villain is like the belly of a gentleman...

But Songzi Guanyin, do you really deal with babies a lot every day?The heart is so pure that even Lord Tianzun dare to believe it? !Don't you know that Erlang Zhenjun, who is famous in the Three Realms for his black belly and cunning, is Tianzun's lovely disciple!Why are you not alert at all? !You know, when you are deeply despising yourself, Lord Tianzun always visits his great-grandchildren on time in the name of convenience, and after feeding his great-grandchildren some food, he will conjure up some The image of a person, kindly tell your disciples, this is your father, this is your mother, this is your foolish aunt, this is your bastard cousin... This is the bastard who has trapped you in this soul-gathering jar for more than 1000 years... …

In this day-to-day flow of time, the days passed peacefully.But we all know that once the days of peace pass for a long time, some small episodes will always break out at the right time... Finally on this day, after Yuanshi Tianzun went to facilitate it for a long time, Songzi Guanyin suddenly felt sick to his stomach So he also walked out of the main house, but as soon as he went out, he saw Yuanshi Tianzun floating out of Songziju holding a little dragon man with a frightened face, "Master Tianzun, it is absolutely impossible, the child left Song Ziju will lose his soul!"

"Thank you Bodhisattva for your concern. After the efforts of our educating and educating this child, he now has half a soul. The saying that the soul is scattered has long been outdated!" How irritating, so the anxious Songzi Guanyin finally knew why the person who explained the teachings always loved convenience for so long. !I was fooled by myself for 16 years, seven months and 28 days? ! "Master Tianzun, it turns out that every time you go for convenience, you go to..."

"Yes, yes, it's for my great-disciple grandson to be molded!" Absolutely ignoring the mood of Guanyin who gave away his son, Yuan Yuan Tianzun smiled happily, "Haha, watching you accompany the old Taoist so much!" For the sake of playing chess for a long time, the old Taoist will not care about you for hiding the serious mistakes that the old Taoist great-disciple and grandson will not give!"

Does the poor monk still want to thank Dade for your generosity? !The corners of Guanyin's eyes twitched, but in the spirit of saving sentient beings, he still kindly asked, "What did you feed this child?! A Nezha who has been taught by you for a thousand years will not grow up. Still haven't learned your lesson?!"

"Hey, you don't need to worry about that, we like children who are not big enough! How cute?!" Yuanshi Tianzun waved to the Guanyin, holding the little dragon man's little hand, "Good boy, we are going home Say goodbye to the Bodhisattva!" The little dragon man shook his hands cooperatively, and gave him a smile that was not a smile, but a smile that seemed disdainful and polite. Sending Guanyin was depressed, and it was so difficult to fly just after he had a body. Roll your eyes? !It's really worthy of being Yang Jian's son... "Master Tianzun, wait..."

"Waiting for you is an idiot!" Yuanshi Tianzun turned around and made a grimace while running out, Songzi Guanyin sighed weakly, and chased out, but just after chasing out of Songziju, Songzi Guanyin collapsed instantly, and together Yuanshi Tianzun is not alone, all 12 of his incomprehensible apprentices are here!Each of them held a child in their arms, smiling like two idiots, and collectively peeled off their left eyelids to Songzi Guanyin, and then quickly showed them all kinds of escape tools for teaching, and there was nothing in the blink of an eye, leaving only a wisp of breeze to accompany them Avalokitesvara who wants to cry but has no tears...

"That's how it happened." Songzi Guanyin tried her best to maintain her demeanor, looking calmly at His Majesty the Jade Emperor who was pale due to excessive fright, and felt very comfortable in her heart. If it weren't for you and the Queen Mother 1000 years ago Threatened and lured me to not let me give the child to Yang Jian, can this happen now? !

"Then who is this child now?!" Jade Emperor asked melancholy with a trembling voice.

"I don't know about this poor monk." With a slight bow, Avalokitesvara smiled happily.

"As long as it's not in Yang Jian's hands!" Hearing this, the Jade Emperor patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Returning to Your Majesty, I seem to have heard from the third prince that Lord Zhenjun and the third princess of Xihai have a child. That child may be the one the Bodhisattva just mentioned..." Tian Nu woke up in time and kindly listened to what he had heard The gossip told the Jade Emperor, but never thought that the Jade Emperor rolled his eyes and passed out when he heard the words. At this time, Tian Nu remembered in a trance that it seemed that not long ago, His Majesty sent the third prince to go down to find Lord Zhenjun. Are you going to dinner? !